Bolton DJ, Comcast Employee Colin Brine Celebrates Death Of Hero Dunstable Soldier Who Died In Training Exercise Because Of Middle School Hurt Feelings
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A 32 year old Ameircan soldier from Dunstable named Alex Dalida was killed last week at Fort Bragg during a training exercise with explosives.
Dunstable is a small town on the New Hampshire border (3,000 people), so when a native son dies like this it impacts the whole community. His accomplishments speak for themselves:
His awards and decorations include the Air Medal, Army Commendation Medal with one oak-leaf cluster, Army Achievement Medal with oak-leaf cluster, Army Good Conduct medal (third award), the Combat Action Badge, Aviation Badge, Parachutist’s Badge and Air Assault Badge.
People like him give their lives for the country and obviously are deserving of our respect. And even if Alex was just a regular dude, it would still be inappropriate to shit on someone who died doing nothing wrong. But apparently this local DJ from Bolton disagrees:
Human garbage. There’s no other words. And he can actually write in sentences, so he’s not some gutterslug welfare queen who doesn’t know better. He’s an educated adult with a job who should know better.
Hey sloberino – we all had it rough in middle school. We all had another kid who we despised because they were going through puberty too while figuring out how life works. It’s not pretty. Some kid named Tafari from Vernon Hill hit me in the back of the head while I was walking down the hallway because I was a nerd doing what I was supposed to do and he was a junkie in training just going through the motions. Sophomore year of high school we were in the same homeroom and we bonded over chess and moved on with our lives. He’s probably dead now, but we buried the hatchet a long time ago. Because that’s what normal people do with middle school beef.
But if you’re still thinking about the guy who was mean to you in the 8th grade and you can’t seem to get over it, you’re in for a long life of self induced dry handjobs and crying yourself to sleep. Alone.
According to his LinkedIn he is employed by Comcast:
He also started a business called “4orce Productions” where him and other DJ’s rent out their equipment to other DJ’s:
Oh, and they have a Facebook page. So whatever you do, DO NOT destroy their Facebook page with your thoughts on this shithead who “fantasied” about his high school rival being blown up. A soldier who served his country bravely, “deserved” to get blown up because he “sucked at what he was doing.”
And DO NOT contact Comcast about their business support specialist in Hudson, New Hampshire, who is celebrating the death of someone’s son because he can’t get over the fact that he was a loser at Groton-Dunstable high school. Because according to Colin Brine, “I just hope I don’t lose my job” because of this post.
Ya like that Comcast? You like that this piece of shit is representing your brand?
You’re a private company and he’s affecting your business at this point. You have every right to get rid of him. If SSTG did this her ass would be on the welfare express in five seconds. But she’d never do that because we love her and she’s great.
Once a loser, always a loser. I’m sure Alex Dalida was a great person, but if he did in fact stuff this nudnik in a locker or give him swirly, it was probably justified.
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