Boomer Judge Ends Lorrayna Called’s Restraining Order Hearing Early And Threatens To Hold TB In Contempt For “Jamming” Zoom Call By Watching It With Turtle Riders


Yesterday Fitchburg District Court Judge Meghan Spring threatened to hold me in contempt and ended a restraining order hearing early between psychopath Lorrayna Calle and her victim Denise Ramos after accusing me of “jamming” the court proceedings by sending people to watch the public hearing on Zoom. I’m gonna explain what happened in detail more on the Live show tonight at 9 PM so make sure you click here and smash that subscribe button so you never miss an episode, because it’s quite the story. Let me just say that I did absolutely nothing wrong, a bunch of the shit the judge just made up, and I completely exposed why you can’t have these court hearings on Zoom in the first place.

Oh yea, and Lorrayna Calle, who texts me from burner numbers all the time, sent me these messages last night.

Lorrayna has gotten away with this for so long because our courts are run by boomers who have no idea how technology works, and your local police department doesn’t have the time or resources to contact Verizon and find out who these burner numbers all belong to. If I tried explaining to a judge everything this chick has done I might as well be speaking Chinese. Just ask the North Attleboro Police Department who couldn’t figure out how Bristol Blarney hacked into our Facebook account and wrote a threatening post to herself in a failed attempt to violate me on a restraining order, despite undeniable and very simple evidence showing them.

Anyway, Bret and Intern are coming on for this one, and we have some people to call, and some other people to call out. See you at 9.



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14 Comment(s)
  • randiguy2006
    So kewl.
    August 10, 2020 at 2:04 pm

    Will you be begging for money to pay for this shit?

  • Judge dread
    August 9, 2020 at 8:38 pm

    They’re lucky a troll didn’t come on and stick their phone into the camera while it plays gay porn.

  • The logical Libertarian
    August 9, 2020 at 12:44 am

    I joined a little early and the case before this one was actually something I think TB should report on. Ex-wife files restraining order every time a custody hearing comes up. Because the ex-husband has a restraining order (even though it’s fraudulent) he loses the custody case every time. Supposedly the ex-wife keeps filing the restraining orders just in time for custody hearings. The judge didn’t seem to care and granted the restraining order. It was frustrating to watch. Any one else see it?

  • Not Sure
    August 8, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    I’m not sure about this one TB.
    I don’t think the problem here is that the judge and the cops don’t understand how to use a computer.
    I think the problem is they deal with serious crimes everyday and then you and your enemies are calling the police every time someone posts a mean thing about you on Facebook and even take each other to court for calling each other names on fucking Facebook.
    Can you see where cops and judges who deal with real crimes think you and your angry Facebook pals are wasting their time with stupid shit and think the whole lot of you are a bunch of cry babies and losers?
    You guys actually stand up in front of a court and are like “bu,bu,bu,but your honor if you look at screen shot 58 that I printed for you sNAZyGurL427 clearly wrote you’re a short angry little prick and I hope you get hit by a bus! That’s a threat and I demand you give me a restraining order immediately WHAAAAA
    What a bunch of fucking queers lol

    • Cheech
      August 9, 2020 at 3:42 pm

      Totally with you on this one mang!
      Bailiff wack his pee pee!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 8, 2020 at 8:36 pm

    Hopefully she kills the judge’s family.


  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    August 8, 2020 at 8:04 pm

    Casual Observations:

    1) I’m fucking confused. There’s 2 bitches from Fitchburg fighting, and one of them has a daughter whose name has an apostrophe ?
    2) Saturday night at 9pm? Fuck it, what else is there to do. COVID-19 Motherfuckers!

  • North of the Border
    August 8, 2020 at 7:03 pm

    It’s Massachusetts, TB. You don’t actually expect a judge to know the fucking law, do ya???

  • Dave Chappelle
    August 8, 2020 at 5:58 pm

    Only bitches wear the dress!

    Token dresses up like BLT-123 in new music video


  • Michael Collings
    August 8, 2020 at 5:55 pm

    I watched it, I was waiting for her to start zooming around on her broomstick because she is definitely a witch.

  • SMH
    Perry Mason
    August 8, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    A judge didn’t know courtrooms are usually open to the public? Yeah, that means virtual ones on Zoom too.

  • Judge Dawn T Knowtech
    August 8, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    Can we put the conflict aside and get her pornhub account?

    I judge Dawn T Knowtech order you to stop using secret computers to jam up this here court of laws. I know for a fact you using some kind of smart phone electricity to make my eyes get all wobbly on the internet.

  • Snowflake Hunter
    August 8, 2020 at 4:33 pm

    Is this woman delusional? She’s obviously out of her mind.

  • Muay Caliente
    August 8, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    Filthy spic.

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