Bootleg Attention Seeking “Reporter” Family Member Of Perp Who Shot Two Falmouth Cops Blabs On For 8 Minutes About What A Good Kid The Cop Shooter Is

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As you’ve probably seen in the news by now, two more cops were shot in Falmouth last night by a piece of shit name Malik Koval when they were responding to a call. Officers Donald DeMiranda and Ryan Moore both survived the shootings luckily, but clearly there is an epidemic right now of violence against the police in Massachusetts. Koval was also shot and is expected to survive.

Oh, and his Ma Dukes and bro were also arrested for interfering….

I’m sure we’ll learn more about this in the coming days, but as for now all we have to work with is what a “family member” named Emmalynn Anderson, who is clearly an attention whore, did an interview in which she made nothing but excuses for the perp:

“Malik has been trying to get himself well.”

“He’s trying to do the best to be the absolute best human being that he can.”

“He’s a wonderful boy. He’s a wonderful and caring kid. And this is something none of us saw coming.”

“We’re not going to speak too much about his past.”

Blah, blah, blah. No one gives a shit about Malik. No one wants to hear about what a good kid he is. No one cares that he’s alive. No one cares how he’s doing. She gave an 8 minute press conference telling them all how the shooter was doing, and what a wonderful kid he is, and how well he was raised. All of that was obviously bullshit, since he grew up to shoot police officers. His upbringing was a failure.

Seriously, the tone deafness of anyone to go out there after two cops just got shot less than 2 weeks after another cop was killed, and to say all these wonderful things about the guy who tried to kill them, is just off the charts.

Yet she couldn’t answer any questions, like hold old is he?

“We’re not going to give out any more information. We can say he’s a teenager.”

And of course this…..

Why did you come out to talk?

“Well, I chose to. I’m someone who works in the media industry.”

The media industry? Let’s check out her Facebook page…..

Oh, she’s an “actress” at Model Inc, and a “news reporter” at WMCT-TV, whatever that is.

And she came out to speak because she’s an attention seeking narcissist who wanted to be in front of the cameras because she’s addicted to it.

And she makes her fiance wear his jeans like a douchebag…

Turns out the perp is her stepsister’s son. So in other words, she’s hardly of any real relation to him. She also didn’t say a word about the cops who were shot until she was specifically asked about them. It was almost like, “Oh yea, I feel so bad for them too. But back to Malik being such a nice boy.”

Shut up. Malik is a shitbag and you’re an attention seeking narcissist who had to use this near tragedy to get yourself some camera time.

37 Comment(s)
  • WTF
    July 29, 2018 at 11:24 am

    7/29/18 from the Boston Herald:

    “District Attorney Michael O’Keefe said Kimberly Koval, 38, and Marcus Maseda, 20, are being charged with obstruction of justice, assault and battery on a police officer and interfering with the duties of a police officer stemming from what happened Friday night.”

    “Emmalyn Anderson said Malik Koval has been trying to get himself well mentally, and the family is hoping to get him the best medical care possible when released from the hospital and from police custody.”

    This family is part of the problem enabling this dangerous criminal. The brain dead Emmalyn Anderson thinks he’s going to be released. What a dangerous group of idiots these people are. After the recent murders of Police Officers in the state, they pull this shit and have the nerve to feel sorry for the violent perpetrator. Whatever judge decides this case, it better be life behind bars for the attempted murder of two Police Officers. In the liberal “progressive” state of Massachusetts sad to say, the judicial system has failed again and again releasing these thugs back into society to prey on innocent victims and Law Enforcement.

  • Joseph
    July 29, 2018 at 9:14 am

    This idiot could be a White House spokeswoman with the way she tries to spin and deflect a story. She seems to believe that everyone sympathizes with the monster as much as she does, and this is just a minor set back in his life and when he gets himself right everything will be fine. She speaks as though she doesn’t realize that the shooters life is over and he is going to be in prison for many, many years.

  • Real_Finn
    July 28, 2018 at 10:52 pm

    Vapid Bitch,

    Show some reverence and just keep your cock washer shut. Your lack the foresight to tell the difference between the good guys and bad guys and have zero compassion for the officers shot. It speaks volumes about regarding your character and plenty about your endless ego.

    Get Fucked,

  • BackToDaMotheLand PRONTO
    July 28, 2018 at 10:13 pm

    Day after day after day we are told black lives matter and cops are waging a war on black males even though reality and statistics dont support the false narrative. Liberals run with the false narrative and again 2 good cops are shot by a black who was just turnin his life around and hadnt been arrested in 2 whole weeks.his mom says he was a goot boi a very goot boi who was turnin his useless life around. Da boi wasnt no angel but he wasnt no black debil neba. Who aint got a few felonies on dey recored. Come on yall da popo wage war on blacks all day everday. Yet another worthless Animal shoots cops. Enough is enough

    July 28, 2018 at 9:52 pm

    I really hope this country gos into a civil war again!

    July 28, 2018 at 9:44 pm

    This fucking pig. Haha as soon as I saw her on t.v. that night my girlfriend & I looked at each other at the same time & at the same time said “yup shes going to be turtleboy famous” sure enough here she is haaaha. Btw that gap in here teeth is from me and a couple friends. True story, back in high school after I was done with her I sent her on a dick sucking marathon. I needed more liquor and she was willing to do it for me.. 8 dudes on the wall at Hampton. what a fucking pig! She should be lynched right along side her good kid. I wonder if her man knows shes a hoe

  • The Mooch.
    July 28, 2018 at 9:40 pm

    The Mooch feels a follow up blog coming. Attention-starved dirtwhores have all types of ratchet skeletons in their closets. Just look at Maude the Fraud.

    Either way, Emmalynn: when you’re ready The Mooch saved you a seat on his chin.

  • Clitty Litter
    July 28, 2018 at 8:53 pm

    Massa-two-shits will never learn.

    M. Healey should be tarred and feathered.


  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    July 28, 2018 at 8:18 pm

    Gee, and we paid for a life flight chopper ride to Boston too.

    Should have been driven s l o w l y up Route 3, of if a chopper was required, tied to the end of a long line, and a detour to Chatham and a chum trip for the sharks there…

  • Casting couch
    July 28, 2018 at 8:12 pm

    Oh man just think of the nasty things this girl had to do to get her big break on Marlborough Cable Access

    • Hughbo Mont
      July 29, 2018 at 10:58 am

      Schwingggg! LOL

  • Publius
    July 28, 2018 at 7:59 pm

    Cape Cod is rapidly looking like what happened to Worcester since the 80s. Started with dumpy people and drugs. Then diversity. Now look at us. Hyannis park is a shooting gallery even during the day.

    • r
      July 28, 2018 at 11:23 pm

      Actually Pub it atarted in the 90’s when they had the bright idea of opening several social services offices ob Main Street. Here come the homeless, junkies and losers. Then after Huriicane Katrina they offered safe haven to the bro’s. Introducing gangs and a new dope pipeline. Your right about Hyanus Village Green. You can’t even take a piss there in the public restroom. Doors locked. That’s why they shoot up in the daytime on the Green. Cape is pretty much fucked, like every other place in America,,,

      • Hughbo Mont
        July 29, 2018 at 11:01 am

        Like any Democrat controlled shithole…

  • TJB
    July 28, 2018 at 7:53 pm

    “We’re not going to speak too much about his past.”…………Ok, lets talk about his future. Even in the peoples republic of massachusetts, ANY judge or prosecutor or warden who shows this nog ANY slack will be torn to pieces. He fully intended to kill these officers, the reason he must never see the light of day again.

    • Caring couch
      July 28, 2018 at 8:52 pm

      Except we all know Massachusetts judges could care less about what us little people think of them; they know they don’t answer to us…. they only answer to the elite who appointed them

  • Turtlepussy
    July 28, 2018 at 7:48 pm

    That chick is everything you pussies will never be. You’re begging for donations because fat ass didi delgado ruined you and she probably gets paid to look fappable. While you’re stalking her FB profile, why don’t you check your mutual friend Jonathan Welch who got sued for his part in letting the dea beat the shit out of a dj in Hyannis, had a job at a company who’s entire leadership was indicted and sentenced to 30 years in prison for timeshare scams and wire fraud and then got a job at Raytheon. 

    • Y
      July 29, 2018 at 8:28 am

      None of this, if even true, negates the fact that this scum fuck tried killing two police officers, nor does it negate Auntie Annie’s uncouth attempt to gain publicity (zero taste/class).

    • Punk mouth
      July 29, 2018 at 9:54 am

      “That chick is everything you pussies will never be.”

      Right, she’s a cum-catching dig-me who defends cop-shooting animals and whose stepsister paid the ultimate price for gangsta dick. We’ll never be in that position.

      If you think you’ve got balls, little man, give me a location where nobody will hear you scream.

      • Diane Woods emerson
        July 30, 2018 at 7:49 am

        I got your back Punk mouth.
        I wouldn’t want to be that chick on a bad day. Anyone that get through more than 5 minutes of what ever the fuck she had cameras
        In her face for , is a champ. One would think she would be able to speak intelligently , nah she just wanted the pretty lights and cameras and getting pulled aside by each outlet. What a fucking narcissist all she had to do was say the family is sorry , get fucked and off my lawn.
        But that’s me.

    • MrSmiley
      July 30, 2018 at 1:54 am

      Gosh, you got it right. I go home all the time saying why can’t that be me defending a shhhitbag on tv? Why can’t I work for a basic cable news show? Yeaaa… Hit that one right on the head sunshine. Who’s really the pussy though? You’re just as anonymous as the rest of us.

  • deflatteddoritodinks
    July 28, 2018 at 7:23 pm

    Malik shoulda bought a better gun, so he be locked up fo life.

  • #Bluelivesmatter
    July 28, 2018 at 7:22 pm

    I wonder what the protesters will do with this situation? A male of color was shot by the police so they want to bitch, riot and protest. But, the male of color shot two police officers first so protesting his being shot by the police would make them look like uneducated morons and that they didn’t care about the two officers. Wow, can’t wait to see which way they go with this.

  • Ozzy
    July 28, 2018 at 7:21 pm

    Who cares if it’s “Out of character for him to do something like this.” The fact is he shot at two police officers with the intent of killing them period. What he did in the past is irrelevant. The justice system is so screwed up it doesn’t matter what he has been convicted of before. This guy needs to be locked up for life end of story, instead of being coddled. The main stream media needs to get back to a common sense mentality just like quite a few other people in our society needs to do.

  • Rockets Redglare
    July 28, 2018 at 7:05 pm

    I live on the Cape, saw this in the morning on Hyannis News and puked. The worst thing about this story is Malik is alive.
    Shitholes of the Cape are Hyanus, Yarmouth and East Falmouth. Seacoast Shores In East Falmouth is a fucking sewer, and has been for a long time. Section 8 dwelling sub humans.
    And Emmalyn, if I ever see you in distress, fuck you and die. That goes for your Jethro Bodine jeans wearing fluff boy too,

  • Mike
    July 28, 2018 at 6:28 pm

    And to stay on the subject at hand, extremely glad that the cops are ok, and yes, this “reporter” is trying to get her 15 minutes.

  • Menudo
    July 28, 2018 at 6:20 pm

    WMCT is Marlboro cable access TV. Are you serious? That’s a job? What a vile piece of garbage.

  • IHateRatchets
    July 28, 2018 at 5:57 pm

    “We’re not going to speak too much about his past.”

    As much as I think Dr Phil is a douche bag he always says something like “the best prediction of future behavior is past behavior. Something like that. It’s true though. This kid/asshole sounds like trash. He won’t change. Needs to be put down. This dumb narcissistic bitch should be too.

    • Mike
      July 28, 2018 at 6:26 pm

      So, clearly, you have a non-existent pee-pee and are really pissed about it. Mo-ron.

      • IHateRatchets
        July 28, 2018 at 6:59 pm

        I don’t understand what you are trying to say?

        • Bill Realist
          July 28, 2018 at 7:14 pm

          He’s trying to say that he likes big greasy nagger dink shoved up his rectum. You don’t have one so he has no use for you.

        • Mike
          July 28, 2018 at 8:14 pm

          Sorry bud, my comment was meant for “Mudsharks in Heat”. He sounds very angry about black drinks. His girl must’ve dumped his ass for one.

          • Mike
            July 28, 2018 at 8:17 pm

            Dinks not drinks!

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