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Yesterday we blogged about this attention whore claiming to be a family member of the asshole who shot two cops in Falmouth, after she went on TV and rambled on about what a good guy he is.
She considers herself a “reporter” because she hold a microphone sometimes and works for some TV station in Marlborough with 1,000 Facebook followers.
Peep the sound quality to see how high tech this station is….
Well, it turns out this attempting cop killer-supporting “reporter,” also had a brief history as a pop music star. You can check out some of her greatest hits on her business Facebook page called Emmalynn. Watch this video in all its glory….
That’s literally the worst song that has ever been made in the history of the world…
“I wrote a love letter…..letter…letter…..letter…..”
Truly next level awful. This chick is the most insufferable, self centered, delusional, attention seeking broad since dumb ol’ Maude. Seriously, the people we profile are just so terrible it makes my brain hurt.
Then there was that commercial she “starred” in:
All 0.5 seconds of her pointing into space with some guy who she’d almost definitely never consider sleeping with.
My favorite of them all was her demo tape, which appears to be a collection of her acting and interviewing career…..
Whoa, that seems like a box office smash waiting to happen. Watching this dude attempt to fingerblast Mary Jane Rottencrotch….
Only to get turned away because he also banged his ex-fiance on that very same bed…..
So many twists and turns.
It’s just so painful to watch. This is a grown woman, nearing 30, who can’t figure out that she has no future in broadcasting. Girl, you are no Jadianne Thompson. But you are a no talent hack who just tried to use your step-nieces fame from trying to kill two cops to your advantage in order to jump start your failed career.