• Bootleg Longmeadow Instagram Model Starts $500 GoFundMe For “Medical Stuff” Because She’s “Starving To Death” And Doesn’t Want To Work, Whines When No One Donates



    Bootleg Longmeadow Instagram Model Starts $500 GoFundMe For “Medical Stuff” Because She’s “Starving To Death” And Doesn’t Want To Work, Whines When No One Donates

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    Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the week out of the 413:

    “I got diagnosed with gastroparesis over 10 years ago. The past few years have been a stuggling to stay alive. I got a gastric pacemaker put in last year but my health is declining again. Disability only provides a limited income to survive and unfortunately the new medications and doing a bunch of testing in preparation for a feeding tube to be put in. I’m essentially starving to death. I’m 31 years old and weight 85lbs. I need help so bad to stay alive. I would never have started this if I wasn’t desperate. Please help. Any amount is appreciated. If you can’t donate, please share.” 

    So let me get this straight. This chick right here is on the verge of dying of starvation…….in America:

       

    And the only way to fix it is with a $500 GoFundMe? Makes sense.

    Constance happens to be from Longmeadow:

    Ya know who doesn’t live in Longmeadow? Poor people.

    Hey, here’s an idea Constance – if you need money to survive, try getting a job. Ya know, like an adult. Because you’re obviously capable of getting all dolled up and being a bootleg Instagram model, so it’s pretty clear you could easily get a job at 7/11 if you wanted to. And joining a pyramid scheme and trying to sell shit no one wants to your friends on Facebook doesn’t count as a job:

    But you just don’t wanna work, and you’re blaming it on this disease you’ve been playing up for the last few months:

    But yet she’s still proactively looking for more modeling shoots with her winner of a boyfriend:

    This chudstuffer is obviously the ideal choice in a mate. Lots of women want a boy toy who doesn’t mind Internet panhandling on their behalf:

    Hot!!

    Hey Jay, here’s an idea – how bout you donate to the GoFundMe?

    I noticed I didn’t see your name on there anywhere. I guess we’re all supposed to keep her alive while you bury your contribution is a tapioca yogurt surprise.

    The two of them were looking do a photo shoot for birthday weekend:

    So obviously they were struggling.

    Apparently we weren’t the only ones who realized her GFM was bullshit, because she was struggling to raise any cash. So she pulled the ol’ “I’m dying and you don’t even care card” in order to guilt some stragglers into forking over the dough:

    It’s almost as if people aren’t giving to your scam GFM because you’re an able bodied woman who apparently spends thousands of dollars on professionally done photography.

    Oh, and your $500 for “medical stuff” sounds very convincing too. Totally doesn’t come across as a scam or anything like that.

    Nevertheless she persisted. This time with a new business strategy:

    Three uncensored nudes of this chick for $30 seems like a ripoff:

    Just sayin. I’d pay $30 to unsee her noodz.

    Looks like she guilted some morons into donating, so I guess it’s working out.

    Not the first time she’s pulled a “woe is me” Facebook stunt. Like the time she needed cash because her cat got fleas:

    Because she can’t afford to take care of herself, so naturally she has a cat.

    Or the time she begged people to use their AAA card:

    I really can’t stand people like this. You want problems? Try having kids. The day I ever feel bad for some white chick from Longmeadow named Constance is the day I start selling food stamps on Facebook.

     

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    1. huh?


      Does the boyfriend have gastroparesis, too?

      On a side note, throwing yourself a 30th birthday party is so…millennial.

      1. jeremy plourde


        no i do not… you need to check the facts though, because this guy is full of so much shit its leaking out of every one of his holes

        1. Senator Warren


          when your name is Plourde and you look like this guy….. sshhhheeeessshhh looks like a pre-op tranny, going which way is anyone’s guess.

          1. jeremy plourde


            lol easy to act tough pussy. Come meet me… ill put you all in a line and ruin your lives one at a time. bring it lol you all hide while im the only one here using a real name. Then you can tell everyone you got your ass beat by a “skinny little junkie” hahaha coward ass fools.

            1. Mike Rotch


              You ain’t ruining shit. You can’t even provide for your girlfriend. She’d leave you in a heartbeat if she could score a guy with a well paying job, so she could live in a house, and not have to sell pussy pictures online.

            2. Kick Jeremy's ass on camera please!


              Oh my god I would pay money to see this hipster get his ass beat! Would easily be the TB article of the year if somebody filmed it.

            3. TurtleTards


              Mike Crotch, why are you a retard? Do basic English words stump and confuse you? If you could read at even an elementary level, you’d have realized that Constance isn’t selling photos–a professional MODEL is selling photos. Use your tiny little nearly non-existent brain, sweetheart. You’re embarrassing yourself.

            4. Mike Rotch


              So… he’s providing for her then? She’s not online begging?

              Must be my retardation… but I could have sworn that she has a Go Fund Me page for $500… you know cause… survival.

            5. jeremy plourde


              exactly.. no takers hahaha ill film me whooping your ass … id love to show everyone
              what happens to lil fools like you when they cross the wrong line. but youre a coward like the rest so just shut up n take a seat loser

            6. Mike Rotch


              Maybe you can sell tickets. Then your girlfriend won’t have to resort to panhandling.

            7. Kick Jeremy's ass on camera please!


              My money is on anyone but this tree hugging pussy.

        2. Take a bath hippie


          I think this guy holes are full of shit. All of them.

        3. Local real local


          Hey, Jeremy. You are a fucking tubesteak asshat. In earnest you look like some sort of junkie. Do society a favor and close your Facebook page, the two of you are giving the internet a bad name. Douchebag.

        4. Take the L and go home to mommy


          Fuckin WAaaaaHHHHHH, we are not losers….WAAAAAHHH ,
          I’m not from longmeadow…….,WAAAAAHHHHH, I swear jeremey isn’t a huge CUCK….waaaaahhhh, slander, and suits and she’s dying…..WAAAAHHHGGHGGGGG….. help us we are losers who can’t take care of ourselves…….waaaaaahhhhhhhggggggggggggggvvccccccvvbb…..YOUR BOTH A COUPLE OF BIG FAT CUNTS….do the world a favor.

        5. bleh


          “you need to check the facts though”

          So clarify which ‘facts’ are incorrect.

      2. TortugaNino


        do you think this chivalry is going to somehow earn you extra time in her tuna tunnel? walk awaaayy!!!

        1. jeremy plourde


          no.. i do it because you are all fucking so sick and pathetic that it disturbs the average person. you have nothing better to do than to trash and shit on people you dont know? who have diseases you know nothing about? youre the only one with no time in a tuna tunnel…considering you follow this sex offenders thread

          1. Strata


            Looks like she has plenty of money to spend on tatoo’s

            1. TurtleTards


              Hey genius, just because someone has tattoos doesn’t mean that 1.) they paid for them, OR 2.) they got them done recently.

              If you have a high paying job, should you take the PVTA forever, just because if you ever lost your job, people might accuse you of being irresponsible with your money for buying a car, when you can’t afford one? Of course not. Should you eat hot pockets for the rest of your life, because you may not always be able to afford steak, and you want to make sure nobody accuses you of spending money recklessly? No. You sound like a legitimate, actual dumb ass.

              First off, Constance’s tattoos are old. She has had them for YEARS. Was she not supposed to get tattoos a decade ago, because she has a crystal ball and saw the future and knew she’d end up with a debilitating illness, and therefore needs to make sure that a group of strangers approve of her past spending habits? LOL.

              You’re trying SO SO SO hard, stretching SO much, and yet getting nowhere.

              Would you like for people to judge you based upon their ignorant, warped, misconstrued notions of your life? Notions that they’ve garnered in a half-assed manner from social media, from a few random, scattered public posts? Of course not. How about you make the conscious decision to act like an adult for a minute, and use logic/rationality/common sense? Or is that asking too much? Asking too much, apparently.

            2. TurtleTards is a Tard


              Don’t look now another jackass is climbing up onto a soapbox to defend tramps that whore themselves out on Gofundme! What a nobel cause!

          2. The Wall


            Jeremy,

            I accidentally upvoted your comment and now I can’t change it. Just wanted to let you know it was intended to be a downvote.

    2. Jake


      LMFAO!!! Former “Chef” at Ruby Tuesday?!? Yeah, bitch, it’s called a fucking cook. Trust me, I’d know. I worked there. Hell, I wouldn’t really even say you’re a cook unless you were working the grill side of their kitchen. At least then you’re required to cook most of the food. “Pantry” side makes salads, uses a fryer, and puts shit in a timed oven. No skill needed.

      A Chef is someone that goes to SCHOOL or learns over years of training how to cook things from scratch. Not some asshole off the street that throws ribs in a timed oven and then slaps them on a plate with pre-made mashed potatoes.

      I just love when people try to make their job into something it’s not….. I remember when I was a “petroleum transfer technician” at the local Shell station.

      1. jeremy plourde


        its a fake story dumbass.. why dont you look things up like a little smart grown up… instead of helpin this guy shit on someone you dont know or understand… real cool losers

        1. McMasters


          It’s true. We don’t understand how a white chick from Longmeadow needs to sell nudes of her crackhead body for ‘medical expenses’ when she lives in a state where she is supposedly too sick to work and would receive free medical insurance to cover said ‘medical expenses’. Go away hippie douche Just go away.

          1. jeremy plourde


            nah.. ill do as i please and stay here defending innocent people. you losers can say what you want, cause in real life.. your all a bunch of little bitches. and ill prove it too if youd like. Come meet me someplace so we can talk. or stay here and entertain this sex offenders thread. enjoy your crowd.. you fit right in with him and the exact “18 people” that dislike all my posts hahahaha you are all so fucking sad haha most likely the same fucking person for all profiles and all the same sex offender hahaha

            1. jeremy plourde


              Yeah… I’ll stay right here where I can provide for my begger girlfriend.

              I’m a real man. I’m not embarrassed at all by the fact that I can’t earn enough to provide for someone that needs me to. I’ll let her debase herself by offering up spank material for online perverts for pocket change. I’m winning by defending her from all of you. I don’t need to actually be productive and earn a living.

            2. turtleboysports


              hey look im cool and i can pretend im other people cause i have no life and spank it to the misfortune of others

            3. Mike Rotch


              Maybe you can pretend to be someone with a job. Then, your girlfriend won’t need to humiliate herself by begging for spare change.

            4. Jeremy's a hippie douche


              He could never get a job Mike. It would require showering and not dating a crackhead whore.

            5. bleh


              “I’m a real man.”

              Then marry your girlfriend.

          2. Fat Bastard


            What I wanna know is…since Jeremy is so much smarter than the rest of us loser little bitches (FACKS!!), why didn’t he help Ruby Noodzday cook up a better GoFundMe scam?! Masshealth is free, unlike those ratchtacular noodz for sale.

            1. hahahaohreally


              Ruby Noodzday??? just spit out my coffee, everywhere!! A-MAZE-ING!!!

        2. Cara


          You’re a real man because you’d let/ are letting your chick demean herself for money? That’s fucking sick dude, that means you CAN’T provide for her/ aren’t providing for her, because if you COULD, she wouldn’t have to beg for money, she wouldn’t have to peddle nudes or have someone else peddle their nudes on her behalf- whichever it is. Get out of here, you’re no fucking man, you’re acting like you’re some kind of tough guy defending her honor (in poor fashion by the way), when what you should be doing is helping her afford her “treatment” if this is even remotely legit- get a better job to help her, get a second job to help her. If she’s eligible for State healthcare, why isn’t she getting it? If she’s eligible for disability, why isn’t she getting it? Since you say we don’t “understand” you, illuminate us then? Tell us the true story then, if Turtleboy has it wrong, go on Turtleboy Live, post something on their Facebook page, leave a comment here. If anyone actually takes you up on your offer to “meet you someplace” I hope they bring you a dictionary or “The Complete Rules of English and Grammar” because you’re an idiot who can’t form a coherent sentence, among other things. And if she’s a chef as she claims below, with her “own business” and can afford to go to a culinary institute, WHY is she still begging for money? If everyone else is wrong, set the situation right.

      2. Flake


        The work history is a good thing. Picking on her for taking her job “too seriously” makes you a complete asshole.

      3. Constance


        FYI I attend Lincoln Culinary Institute in Hartford ct. I am a chef, I had my own catering business, have been a sous chef a a fee places and a head chef a a cafe. Fuck off.

        1. Take the L and go home to mommy


          Fuckin WAaaaaHHHHHH, we are not losers….WAAAAAHHH ,
          I’m not from longmeadow…….,WAAAAAHHHHH, I swear jeremey isn’t a huge CUCK….waaaaahhhh, slander, and suits and she’s dying…..WAAAAHHHGGHGGGGG….. help us we are losers who can’t take care of ourselves…….waaaaaahhhhhhhggggggggggggggvvccccccvvbb…..YOUR BOTH A COUPLE OF BIG FAT CUNTS….do the world a favor.

          1. jeremy plourde


            well the idiot of the internet showed his opinon but not his name or face hahaha you’re pathetic. hide behind your comp all you want… youll never say that shit to my face…. n even if you tried… itd end very bad for you. anytime 🙂

            1. Mike Rotch


              Good thing you give your name! Everybody now knows that Jeremy Plourde is a loser that can’t provide for his girlfriend, so now she has to panhandle and offer up nudes for pocket change. Yay Jeremy!!

            2. Jeremy is a pussy and would lose any fight


              My money is LITERALLY on anyone but this douche in a fight. Fairly certain he weighs even less than his STD covered shank girlfriend.

            3. turtleboysports


              shes not offering nudes you illiterate fuck. A Professional model is the one posting the link you stupid inbred fuck haha read the name.. its says posted by ISABELLE you shit for brains. this sick girl wasnt offering photos . youre embarrassing the rest of us. please just stop talking

            4. Mike Rotch


              Ok… as, “an illiterate fuck”, I’ll give in to your semantics. Someone is selling pussy pictures on behalf of the internet begger.

              You’re right… that’s so much better than straight up begging for spare change.

              You should go finish up that law degree. You’re an excellent debater. A master debater, if you will.

        2. Constance is a 'chef' people


          And yet you and your hippie boyfriend have no jobs or the motivation to fill out forms and obtain 100% free healthcare thus negating any need for a Gofundme for ‘medical expenses’. Got it.

          1. turtleboysports


            the boyfriend works you idiot… damn you suck at life. do the world a favor, please

            1. Mike Rotch


              Yeah… he works. Just not valuable enough to earn enough to keep his girlfriend from begging for spare change. He’s a real man. A real PROVIDER. #winning

          2. Jeremy's boyfriend is butt hurt


            Slinging coffee at whatever pothead bar he works at in his PJs while his girlfriend whores herself on Gofundme doesn’t count jackass

            1. jeremy plourde


              Fucking retard. I hang drywall. (Although not today… today I’m hanging out in the comment sections defending my girlfriend’s scroungy bum behavior.)

        3. Food for thought


          Graduating from Lincoln is the Culinary equivalent of working as an CNA. And for someone so qualified for work it’s sad to see you selling yourself on Gofundme. You would think such a scholar and captain of industry could get any number of jobs you can do from home instead of begging for money online.

        4. Mike Rotch


          Ok… So, you “catered” a few times, so, you HAD a catering business… HAD. As in failed business, or you’d still be doing it. Had been a sous chef at few places, so you either quit or were fired from a few places. And, were a head chef… guess that didn’t work out either. Quite a resume of have been, have failed, not doing it anymore, so I’m now trying school because I failed alot in the past… Not really anything to be proud of… Being successful is something to be proud of though. Internet panhandling is a BIG OLE fail.

    3. jeremy plourde


      wow turtle. i didn’t know scumbags like you existed… “mind blown” go check your facts loser…. trying to make some fans by shitting on someone with a disease and condition you know absolutely nothing about….. you are the scum that rots this earth. i hope you die alone and painful. what a fucking loser… anyone who believe this shit is even dumber

      1. Unshowered masses not wanted here


        I love that the dirty hippie that never takes a bath with a crackhead girlfriend that never has a job is calling someone else a fucking loser. Priceless.

        1. Evy


          N I will join them in calling y’all losers!! Fucking turds!!

        2. jeremy plourde


          crawl back in the womb, that your entire family came out of, you inbreed fool. your so tough on your faceless post. im here defending the sick and helpless….. what are you accomplishing here? hahaha you’re pathetic. tell your cousin/uncle/brother i said hi

          1. Hippies lie and don't bathe


            Defending the sick and helpless that whore themselves out on Gofundme instead of getting free healthcare and SSID which would cover the ‘medical expenses’ that need to be paid for apparently.

            1. turtleboysports


              shes not whoring anything you idiot… did you even look at the pics in the article? fuck yall are slow and stupid. She friends with models and one of the other models posted the page and offered pics to boost constances post. she, herself isnt offering anyone anything. but you obviously are just too stupid to understand this fact… and too busy looking at the inside of your own asshole

            2. turtleboysports is special....ed


              Yea we looked dumbass. And when we were done puking we called the bitch whore out on sluming it on Gofundme. Crawl back under your rock with the other dirty hippies asshole

      2. bleh


        “shes not whoring anything you idiot… did you even look at the pics in the article? fuck yall are slow and stupid. She friends with models and one of the other models posted the page and offered pics to boost constances post.”

        So…she’s a pimp?

    4. jeremy plourde


      BTW this is %100 slander and i will be pursuing charges against you and you bullshit excuse for a “news letter” fuckin joke

      1. Fat Bastard


        I can’t want to see the GoFundMe for this very serious “%100 slander” internet lawsuit!

        1. Fat Bastard


          *wait. Damn these fat bastard thumbs!

        2. turtleboysports


          its already gaining mass funding due to this story. it take 5mins to find out this story is fake… and by that time you are already clicking on her Go FUND ME n realize this girl is a victim. So all n all. You are only helping her gain money 🙂 gotten over $50 increase since the morning hit hahahaha keep fueling the fire you dont want haha dumbasses

          1. turtleboysports sucks Jeremy's dick on weekends. Twice on Sunday.


            Mass funding! Oh my! So you mean she doesn’t have to take 5 minutes out of her life to sign up for Masshealth Standard which is she was actually as sick and unable to work as she claims would get instantly approved for thus negating any need whatsoever to whore herself out on Gofundme for ‘medical expenses’? Is that what you meant retard?

      2. Hate Dumb Ass People


        Uh oh guys another internet lawsuit from an idiot that doesn’t know the definition of slander! Be afraid Turtle riders!

        1. jeremy plourde


          it must be hard to hate yourself the way you do…i have never witnessed shitbags like you. you all belong here together, on this sex offenders sad excuse for a “news” page. Why dont you pull out of his ass and use your brain for a moment… There’s a reason shits are called turtle heads. enjoy defending people like him though… shows us all who you are. i bet you have a pathetic sad life. i mean…you must have nothing good in your own life, if this is where your attention goes… and i actually feel bad for all you fools… i really do. but life isn’t fair… n you just weren’t blessed with a decent brain.. sorry for your loss

          1. Mike Rotch


            Get a job. You’re losing at life. You can’t even provide for the woman you supposedly care for.

          2. Jeremy is a tool and a pussy


            We don’t belong here says the idiot that believes that Turtleboy is one person and that his girlfriend isn’t a whore and he a loser hippie douche. Pretty sure you need to just go cry in the corner and be gone loser.

            1. turtleboysports


              the one who wrote this post is one person you fucking idiot

            2. turtleboysports


              youre so dumb. and you must live a sad life

            3. Mike Rotch


              Not as sad as internet beggers… “Wow. I am so hurt right now. I can clearly see what my life means to people now. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.”

              Pathetic. Maybe if you stood on the corner with a squeegee washing windshields, You’d get a little respect. Online begging and then self pitying statements… Weak sauce.

            4. Jeremy is a tool and a pussy


              Yes dumbass he is one person. One of over a dozen that write for the site. The actual moniker of Turtleboy taken up by multiple individual people over the course of many years that anyone with a brain that can comprehend the difference in writing styles and notice differing opinions on the same subject would grasp, but your tiny dicked tiny brained self can’t seem to wrap your head around. Pathetic.

      3. ElJefe72


        You need to hire Richard N. Vulva, Esq. to represent you and your girlfriend. He’s the real deal. He’s gone after Turtleboy Sports several times for internet slander and libel.

      4. Frank Castle


        You gonna start a gofundmefor legal fees?

      5. Richard N Vulva Esq


        Call me bruh

        I’m an attorney.

        1. Constance


          Can you send us your info then?

        2. jeremy plourde


          contact us on facebook mt name is same as on here. i dont hide like these cowards.

        3. Jeremy smells


          Go hard at TB Dick show no mercy like Jeremy does to his pride that he shamelessly tosses aside to beg for funds for his loser crackhead girlfriend! Balls deep Dick balls deep!

      6. Kevin Lynch


        Hi Jeremy… I have also been 100% slandered by TurtleBoy. They claim I didn’t shovel my driveway. I DID! Then they got me banned from Fitchburg State, got my license revoked and me banned from the registry building. It’s all his fault. I have screenshots of all the spineless jellyfish that contributed. I am filing a lawsuit on Monday. I’m lawyered up and everything. Your are more than welcome to join it. I have screenshots on your behalf too. I screenshot everything. EVERYTHING! I have multiple thumbdrives AND backups. You can find me on Facebook… I’m on all day reporting TurtleBoy for porn. Or, you can look me up at 48 Cedar Street Fitchburg. I’m not a nut, like TurdBoy says I am… I ran for Mayor. Got votes too.

        1. jeremy plourde


          im down man. we can meet up. my facebook is same as the name here… in case any of the degenerates are wondering how to continue harassing us. ill be there waiting for them to show me exactly how dumb they are. ill help end this losers sad excuse of a life anyday. how about anyone with something to say comes and meets me in W.springfield. you can pick the date and time if you think your so big. but you wont… youre a bunch of cowards picking on sick women. just wow. your mom should have swallowed all of you. hell you probably all have the same dad/brother

          1. Kevin Lynch killed a dude and ratted to get out of jail early


            The hippie and the murderer in a Super villain team up oh my!

            1. JEREMY PLOURDE!!


              YES >>>> YEEEESSSS FAME GIVES ME POWER!!! WITNESS MY RISE hahahahaha You guys… i .. i just cant even. The stupidity of this post, article, and sad excuse for comments would not spark any intelligent minds curiosity. thanks for the boosts and all the new donations 🙂

          2. Sid lampley


            Jeremy, a good stiff wind would blow you away.
            I wouldn’t be offering to meet anyone for a Mano a Mano.
            And I certainly wouldn’t offer to meet in Springfield.

            1. Jeremy is a pussy and a jackass


              He would never show dude. Especially in Springfield. His skinny white ass would get handed to him and torn apart.

        2. Mom's Basement


          You’re just trying to hit that boyish little thang

          1. Kevin Lynch


            Shhhh… I wore out David. I need a different smelly, little dicked cuck with a tight little bung.

      7. Hughbo Mont


        Richard N. Vulva has had success against Turtle Boy. Hit him up on FB.

      8. Jeremy needs an edumaction


        slander

        n. oral defamation, in which someone tells one or more persons an untruth about another which untruth will harm the reputation of the person defamed.

        She has a Gofundme asking for money. The article pointed that out. Not slander. Thanks for paying. Idiot.

    5. jeremy plourde


      your a fuckin dumbass.. you post pre surgery pics as evidence of no surgical scars? wow your fuckin dumb hahaha … its called a timeline you moron, any 5 year knows how to use one… and anyone who goes to her page o r mine would know you’re absolutely full of shit, i didnt think people like you were even real…. just kill yourself.. ill take the credit

      1. Has no Shamous


        I think you have the mental capacity of a 5 year old to spout this bullshit dumbass hipster

        1. jeremy plourde


          like i care what you think… you follow a sex offenders thread and think you have intelligence? what a joke you are hahaha

          1. Has no Shamous


            You’re an idiot if you think Turtleboy is one person like all the other morons out there. Go back to your hole and take a shower dirty hippie

          2. Fat Bastard


            “like I care what you think”…says the twink who spends all day responding to comments.

            Hey Jeremy, eat a snickers!

    6. jeremy plourde


      she doesnt even live in that town… wow you just threw this together on the toilet didn’t you… must have because its a pile of shit

      1. Stud McMuffin


        It’s true she lives in fantasy world with her hipster douche boyfriend where Masshealth doesn’t exist apparently.

        1. jeremy plourde


          its medicaid. yet something more that you dont know. you just point and judge like youre any better ? hahaha do your research… youre following a sex offenders new panel. Must b something about like minds gathering, i think…… and even mass health does not pay for cars, gas, food, rent, bandages, over the counter meds… any other insurances… or how about anything fun…you know… itd be nice to enjoy life than just suffer and barely make bills. enjoy being ignorant. id have to say life seems easier when youre as dumb as you and care about nothing but yourself.

          1. Stud McMuffin


            Actually someone who is oh so sick and can’t work can get Masshealth Standard for absolutely free so there would be no ‘medical expenses’ necessary. No co-pays. Nothing. Dumbass hippie. Last time I checked Longmeadow doesn’t contain any poor people just hipster dumbasses like you and your crackhead girlfriend.

            1. jeremy plourde


              It’s Agawam dumbass! She left Longmeadow for Agawam… Cause Six Flags RULES!!

            2. Stud McMuffin


              Six Flags and crack and awful tattoos and hitting people up for money with her loser douchebag jobless boyfriend!

            3. Jeremy is clueless


              I love how this guy keeps ignoring being called out on why his girlfriend can’t just sign up for health benefits for free. I mean if she wants to change her Gofundme wording to say “because I want money for nothing instead of getting a job” at least we could respect the honesty.

    7. jeremy plourde


      enjoy karma… youre not even worth another second of my time

      1. Nahhh


        Not worth your time but you still commented six times. Why dont you donate instead

        1. jeremy plourde


          donate to what you fucking fool? her go fund me? i take care of her more than most people would be able to handle. you have no idea whats even real. this dudes “facts” are a fucking joke. for a guy that only met her a few months ago… im doing more than any decent person would even ask for. MY MONEY GOES STRAIGHT TO THE BILLS… FOOD, GAS … you know… living…. that thing we all do that costs money. Do you expect me to post receipts of everything i pay for you fucking idiot? lol SORRY BUT THINGS LIKE RENT< FOOD< PHONE<CAR PAYMENTS NVM ANYTHING THAT I NEED they dont show up on go fund me dumbass "MAN i guess she should donate to her own go fund me in that case… she must not care about her own life"……. that's how you sound… you obviously have nothing interesting going on in your life if this is what you do in your spare time. what a loser you are.

          1. Mike Rotch


            Yeah! You da man!! You’re doing such a bang up job providing that she’s resorted to internet panhandling! I’d be mortified if someone I cared about had to turn to strangers for $$. Offering up nude pictures for cash. You’re a real winner pal.

          2. Take the L and go home to mommy


            Fuckin WAaaaaHHHHHH, we are not losers….WAAAAAHHH ,
            I’m not from longmeadow…….,WAAAAAHHHHH, I swear jeremey isn’t a huge CUCK….waaaaahhhh, slander, and suits and she’s dying…..WAAAAHHHGGHGGGGG….. help us we are losers who can’t take care of ourselves…….waaaaaahhhhhhhggggggggggggggvvccccccvvbb…..YOUR BOTH A COUPLE OF BIG FAT CUNTS….do the world a favor.

        2. Get a job loser


          It’s more like 27 times now. This dude is sad and pathetic

          1. Mike Rotch


            And, has hundreds more in the Facebook comments section. No drywall getting hung today….

            1. Stud McMuffin


              haha seriously though. This idiot is taking away from the productive day of many actually hardworking people from the looks of it

      2. Die hippies die


        And yet you continue to comment because just like your crackhead girlfriend you have no job apparently

        1. jeremy plourde


          hahahaha are you so dumb that you arent aware people work shifts beside 1st… theres.. youknow… 2nd, and even 3rd… or people who work 12hour shifts… 10 hour shifts? or work 4 days a week? wow you really are just as dense as turtle… hey i didnt realize i was gunna have to teach you to use your brain as well haha. BUT id be glad to do society this favor. just wow man. you make yourself look worse n worse with each post. just quit while you still have a shred of dignity

          1. Die hippies die


            I seriously doubt you have a real job hipster douche. Smoking pot ( and crack with your crackhead girlfriend ) doesn’t count. And trust me my brain works just fine. Make more money in a week then you will see in 10 lifetimes hippie.

        2. Evy


          How about u go Fuck yourself!! Continuing to follow this fucking nonsense!! Her health issue is legit, she’s being dealing with it for as long as I’ve known her, which is a bit more than 10 years. At that time she didn’t know what was wrong with her, but then she got the diagnosis!! Connie is the hardest working person I know, and also the sweetest! But scumbags like turtleboy and his followers messing up someone’s image simply because they dont believe someone can be in a struggle even when living in a place like Longmeadow!! Each an every one of his followers should reconsider the shithole y’all follow.. ( let me guess, yall voted for trump’s shitty ass self!!)
          When y’all burning in hell, remember this post n the shyt u guys are putting Constance thru by TRYING to shame her for having health issues!!! Fucking dirty bastards!!!!!!

          1. jeremy plourde


            AMEN Evy . These people are a shame to humanity. All a bunch of uneducated cowards, hiding behind keyboards…. pretending to be tough…. HEY…..any of you want to say something to my face… ill give you an address… lets see what you have to say then hahaha. any time … ill make you my first offense no problem 🙂

            1. Mike Rotch


              Yet… here you are… Mr White Knight.

              I have a better idea. Go produce something of value to someone that you can then use to provide for the lady. Then, she won’t need to panhandle.

              You may feel like a man standing up for her here, but a real man wouldn’t live with himself if someone he supposedly cared about felt the need to beg for scraps online.

            2. Hipsters smell bad


              Pretty sure the only shame to humanity is you and your nasty instagram wannabe girlfriend asshole. Go back to your huddle of unwashed masses

          2. Evy is next level retarded


            The only scumbag is the whore with no job begging for money on Gofundme under false pretense

    8. whatevuh


      Another internet lawsuit? Where do these people get the money for a lawyer if they can’t come up with $500 for ‘medical stuff’ to save her life? Jeremy, shut up and sit down. P.S. Am not impressed by your skinny little chest.

      1. jeremy plourde


        Ill do as i please… but thank you for chiming in you all mighty keyboard warrior. better watch out for the man with no balls. We can meet wherever you like pal.. come on down cause the price is right… theres a sale on my 5 knuckles and foot. come see 🙂

        1. Braindead morons who date crackheads don't ride the turtle


          He’ll do as he pleases like buy a dictionary and learn the meaning of slander before spouting off like a retard

    9. Sweaty Cock and hairy balls


      Nothing wrong with her that a porn career can’t fix.

      TB check this story, Dudley district court Judge’s daughter OUI, trading sex for drugs, troopers disciplined for altering report. Her poor poor father, no father wants this for his daughter.

      Another Ginger-Junky-whore, my kind of lover, fuck yeah! America Fuck Yeah!

      1. Buck Shot


        Speaking of bizarre yet strangely hot women, anyone who knows of local sex cam women, tmblr, insta, please post links. Know they are local chicks makes wanking it better somehow.

        It’s Friday, forget buying drinks and chasing women at clubs. Just post up the links, drink at home and finish the night same as always for ten bucks with Mary Palm. It’s more responsible to drink and creep at home.

      2. Jeremy and his girlfriend smoke rocks


        I think she could start a Gofundme to not do porn and people would pay her. We are giving Jeremy too many good ideas though like hiring Dick to go hard at the turtle so we better stop though.

        1. jeremy plourde


          ill go hard at turtle all on my own fool. i dont need to hide behind anyone or anything. you obviously are a loser and half way mentally incapacitated. A 5th grader can fact check better than you. Porn? wow… i always feel bad calling out such ” limited” people but youre putting yourself out there as quite the fool. i dont need any ideas from shit for brains people like you. hahaha enjoy shitting on people with real sickness you dumb fucks :)the movie “Idiocracy”… is beginning right here on this page with you and turtle

          1. Jeremy and his girlfriend smoke rocks


            Yea good luck with that douche. Keep telling yourself that you’ll win against a site that calls assholes out on their shit until they curl into the fetal position and die like you and your 60 pound girlfriend in a wig will do. Just deactivate your Facebook and go ahead already before your manhood is any further stripped away then it already is loser.

    10. Berkshire TurtleRider


      Fuck Longmeadow, and fuck everybody in Longmeadow. Rich, entitled cunt wants to beg for $500? Fuck that cunt.

      1. Crackheads need not apply


        Amen. Fuck this crackhead and her hippie loser boyfriend.

        1. jeremy plourde


          lol crack is fun right? you should know loser. 🙂 you obviously have no brain…. “next in line, please…. this one is defective”.

          1. Jeremy sucks balls like his tranny girlfriend


            Says the guy that dates a crackhead and has no job, life, or brain whatsoever

            1. jeremy plourde


              says someone who would call a sick person a crackhead? youre a piece of work buddy. im glad the mirror ruins your day every morning

            2. Jeremy...such a special little jackass


              Yea she’s sick. She has that disease that makes you whore yourself on Gofundme. Quite rare.

      2. Longmeadow TurtleRider


        Yeah, fuck those people for being successful, contributing to society, and not living in some shithole like the Berkshires…

        1. Get a job hippies!


          In fairness I know a lotttttt of trust fund babies from Longmeadow. They just won the genetic lottery. Nothing more. Probably like this whore and her dirty loser boyfriend.

      3. jeremy plourde


        shes not from longmeadow dumbass, haha another false statement in this story. But yet here is another dumbass who buys a sex offenders articles as facts …..fucking loser, jesus save you

        1. Jeremy is obsessed with sex offenders because he is one


          Yea she’s from dirty hippie whoreville like her pussy 50 pound man boy

    11. Dave


      tats must be free

      1. Turtleboy Fail


        Actually, most of them were.

        1. jeremy plourde


          yes, exactly most if not all tats were free and done by local artist who know her and her sickness are both entirely real. unlike this dudes fact checking system… which i think is..” hmmmm what bullshit sounds nice to me”? hahah this dude is such trash

          1. Mike Rotch


            Free tats huh? She still paid too much…

            1. Duke Westwood


              Alot of tattoo artists will buy a pork shoulder and practice on the skin of that… Luckily this artist found something cheaper to practice doodling on!!

          2. Tattooed crackheads have AIDS and date hippie losers like Jeremy


            I hear she has that ‘sickness’ that is going around that requires her and her hippie boyfriend to hit people up for money instead of getting a job. True story!

        2. Constance


          I know I know you. Please tell me who you are do I can thank you properly turtleboy fail

        3. bleh


          Can we get some tattooists on here to comment on how many times they do tattoos for free? I am seriously curious about this…I don’t know too many auto mechanics who fix cars for free, or dentists who fill cavities for free, so I am wondering why tattooists would give away work.

          1. Das all folks


            Blowjobs.

    12. Just saying


      You realize she isn’t the one offering nudes right? The isabell chick who shared her GFM Page is the one offering nudes. Just saying.. if you’re gonna post about someone make sure you get the facts straight

    13. Turtleboy Fail


      I can totally understand “roasting” people when you’ve got undeniable proof that they are scammers with fabricated stories. However, this is not one of them. I feel ashamed for ever having been a reader, or “liking” your page on facebook. It makes me wonder who else you’ve lied about, or made up nonsensical stories about, for shock value. You ruin your credibility with falsehoods like this.

      I was glad you called out people like Joshua Cutler, who murdered an innocent child in his selfish need to get high and drive recklessly. It’s more or less a public service, in situations like that. Bullying a sick, suffering human being, because you found OLD photos from a healtheir time in their life, is the antithesis of such. You should be ashamed of yourself. You’d need class and substance to feel that sort of emotion, though.

      Judging people’s appearances is the most desperate attempt at condemnation. I’ve seen what you look like, you have no room to belittle someone else for their looks, LOL. Like, c’mon dude, be realistic.

      The reality is, there’s clearly something fundamentally wrong with you, and those like you. Nobody with class or substance would behave in this manner–bullying a sick individual for facebook likes and web based profit.

      Let me clear up a few things that you’ve missed in your desperate attempts to fabricate nonexistent stories in order to make your precious, prioritized little dollars. One, gastroparesis is a legitimate medical condition, and it CAN be fatal. When someone says they are starving to death, suggesting that because they’re in America, it is impossible, makes you sound incredibly dense. This is not a matter of lack of food or inability to purchase food. This is a case of a human being trying to survive on little-to-no sustenance, due to a genetic condition that prevents their body from properly digesting food. You can have your little turtlebaby tantrums all you wish, it doesn’t change medical and scientific facts. Consult a medical professional for the education you so direly need.

      Secondly, not every case of gastroparesis is the same, and the severity and symptoms can fluctuate. Just because someone “seemed healthy” last month, doesn’t mean they are now. If this was someone you loved, I think you’d be disgusted by this sort of unethical, shameful treatment.

      As far as the cat goes, if someone has a pet when they are doing well and life is stable, they’re not going to desert or abandon their pet if things become less stable. If she dumped her cat off at Dakin, you’d be judging her for not caring enough about an animal she chose to take into her home.

      It’s like you’re so ignorant and deluded you forget that misfortune can befall anyone, including yourself.

      Maybe instead of having little tantrums when someone contradicts you or proves you wrong, have the intellectual capacity to research and educate yourself before opening your face hole.

      1. jeremy plourde


        you da man hahaha

      2. Fake Turtle Riders go away


        Get off your soapbox and head down to the hipster bar with that douchebag Jeremy and his AIDS ridden leetch on society.

        1. TurtleTards


          Well, honey, you tried. I give you that much. However, you sound like an imbecile. Please look up the colloquial definition of “soapbox”, sweetheart. It doesn’t mean what you obviously think it does.

          Also, please look up the definition of “hipster”. Calling someone a hipster because they’re educated and speak intelligently is simply nonsensical.

          I love how you randomly conjure up an AIDS diagnosis. Is that what you have? Are you projecting onto others? I’m sorry that you’re disease ridden, but taking it out on other people isn’t going to cure or help you, so you may as well save your energy for something productive.

          Please go read a book or get a hobby. Trying to go “hard” for some internet bully isn’t impressive; nobody cares to hear your daft little sentiments, illiterati (;

        2. Jeremy and turtleboysports spoon each other at night in their dirty hippie hobbit hole


          Jeremy needs to look up the word Slander and you need to look up the word pussy because there’s a picture of you in there. Jackass.

      3. Local real local


        To Turtleboy Fail, I say this with the respect it deserves, you are a miserable fat mouthed cunt. She is suffering from nowannawork syndrome. This is because she doesn’t want to work. She is a starlet wannabe and barely passes for a car calendar model. She is the one that gives other skanks a bad name. As for that fucking chum-sucker boyfriend, dating her is a slight step up from having to oral his boss to get a check at the end of the week.

        Frankly, take your false moral attitudes and be gone. On second thought take a long walk off a short pier. You are still a cunt.

    14. jeremy plourde


      try doing some actual research you fools, this turtle boy is a sex offender… yet you believe his lies? hahaha fools all of you. this isnt a scam.. but turtle boy is a lazy trash writer who would rather forge his own bullshit than do actual research. what a clown. you are garbage

      1. jeremy plourde


        You are ALL garbage. And I know garbage. I’ve been pushing my chode into a pile of it for awhile now.

        1. 2wEntEe


          You have been pushing your chose into a pile of garbage for a while?
          How does that make you feel?

          1. 2wEntEe


            Chode*

            1. turtleboysports


              Its true , i like to touch children, and cant help it. My real name is Clarence Woods Emerson. and i like to be the turtle in every ones ass. I Cant help myself because i am old fat and extremely fugly. The only way i know how to deal is by shaming others and raping children. sorry if i wasted your time with my faked story. im just too lazy to find anything real to report on and fake news shocks more. enjoy your day and please leave your childs contact information below

        2. Crackheads and hippies are allergic to paperwork apparently


          He’s also been pushing his tiny dick into a crackhead that whores herself out for money for things she can get for free if she wasn’t a lazy bitch

          1. TurtleTards


            Hey genius, try employing basic reading comprehension. Constance isn’t selling photos, fool. If you could read productively and process information properly, you’d have realized that it’s a friend of hers, who happens to be a professional model, that is selling photos.

            Try again.

            1. Mike Rotch


              So what your saying is, she’s willing to let others degrade themselves on her behalf… Yep… That’s sooo much better.

              You know what… who cares what twat’s twat is in the shot… the online pervs can spank away. Keep trying. If I’m impressed… there’s a dollar in it for ya… 😉

          2. TurtleTards is the fool


            Professional model that is one step up from being Constance the crackhead on her best day. Still doesn’t negate the fact that she is a Gofundme whore instead of getting a job or applying for benefits that would eliminate the need for said Gofundme. But yes, let’s keep defending her. Dumbass.

      2. FACKS!!!


        For the last time you fucking loser there has literally been more than one writer that has used the name Turtleboy specifically ( compare stories from a few years ago and now and you will literally see differing opinions on the same subject ) not to mention it’s pretty obvious to tell the difference between the writing styles of all the various staff members. Because….you know there are over a dozen individual writers for the site. Dumbass.

        1. TurtleTards


          Here’s an idea, Einstein: go listen to interviews with A*i*d*a*n K*e*a*r*n*y. (I have to star his name out, because if you use his name in a comment, it will get flagged for “moderation” AKA, will not ever be posted. If TBS wasn’t ______, they wouldn’t have his name integrated into the system for flagging, now would they? Wow! Such a novel idea! LOL).

          After you listen to the interviews with A.K…. go listen to TurtleBoy livestreams. You will notice the exact same voice. So whether he’s got a tag team of losers devoid of moral compasses who sell their “integrity” (or lack thereof) for minimum wage pay, or he writes an article himself, it’s irrelevant. The point is, the guy is trash, and anyone who respects him lacks sound judgment or any sort of ethical comprehension.

          Nobody understands what non-existent point you’re trying to make by stating that there are multiple writers for TBS. That has never been called into question here. But by all means, please continue arguing a nonissue.

          1. chrissy


            nobody can spell the Irish right lol

            and all he did was heckle rival football fans with sex jokes and hand motions…. ooooh.. scawyyyyy stuff…. and he got doxed and destroyed for it by rival football fans blog

            the internet is a scary place

            and they say he is not turtleboy anyway, so..

        2. TurtleTards is a jackass


          A*i*d*e*n K*e*a*r*n*e*y is not Turtleboy you fucking retard

    15. Haverhill Landlord


      It’s unfortunate for Constance that bad tattoos have no nutritional value.

      She’s got the wrong scam going; she should be offering to NOT send “uncensored” photos for $10. If she did that she’d be rolling in cash.

    16. Troubled Nostrils


      Jeremy Plourde, how does her gastroparesis impact ya’ll’s anal sex life? Is she still able to take it in her brown eye, or is that no longer on the menu? If not, why do you stay with her?

      1. jeremy plourde


        Dude. I totally have to stay away from back there. God dammit does that stink.

        But she tiddie bangs like hillbilly playing washboard in a dixieland band.

        1. jeremy plourde


          wow your so clever… ima make a clone acount and comment under the name of someone defending sick people to try and degrade them. your so pathetic. Anyone can see you have no fuckin clue in life. and what a shit person you are. enjoy what you need to do to feel good. if this is it… than may god help you. its easy to hide like a lil child but your ass cant even comment under your own name and picture… you want to use mine. i dont blame you… id wanna be smarter if i was you as well

          1. Mike Rotch


            Says the internet white knight who’s girlfriend is reduced to internet begging for $500 to “keep from starving to death”! LOL

            Way to provide!! #WINNING

          2. Diseased losers need not apply


            Only thing pathetic is you defending your syphilis ridden waste of space of a girlfriend loser. Go away.

        2. Take the L and go home to mommy


          Fuckin WAaaaaHHHHHH, we are not losers….WAAAAAHHH ,
          I’m not from longmeadow…….,WAAAAAHHHHH, I swear jeremey isn’t a huge CUCK….waaaaahhhh, slander, and suits and she’s dying…..WAAAAHHHGGHGGGGG….. help us we are losers who can’t take care of ourselves…….waaaaaahhhhhhhggggggggggggggvvccccccvvbb…..YOUR BOTH A COUPLE OF BIG FAT CUNTS….do the world a favor.

      2. jeremy plourde


        lol everything i want from her.. works exactly the way i want it too. thank you for your concern, but im all set with the anal hahahah

        1. jeremy plourde


          Well… everything I want from her except for the digestive tract keeping her alive and what-not… I can still rub my microphallus all up in that sardine tunnel… and the ride feels like a schwinn on railroad tracks, but, hey, I’m all set. hahahah

    17. 2wEntEe


      Jeremy… shouldn’t you be working 2 jobs to pay for your girls medical expenses instead of bickering on a blog?

      1. Jeremy is a dirty hippie that never showers


        No that would require him to put down the bowl and the crackpipe he feeds his loser girlfriend and show initiative. Hippies don’t have any.

        1. ass hat


          why dont you come play with me and the kiddies

      2. Turtletoucheskids


        Well i guess you’ve never had a real job that gives you vacation time, gotta suck working the corner all day doesn’t it. jeremy is one of the few on here that actually sounds intelligent. i feel bad for all you inbreds

        1. Turtletoucheskids touches Jeremy under the moonlight


          Takes a special level of intelligence to ignore being repeatedly called on your bullshit as to why someone needs a Gofundme in a state with 100% free healthcare to those with zero income. Dumbass.

        2. bleh


          ” jeremy is one of the few on here that actually sounds intelligent.”
          Except for his dislike of capital letters and punctuation.

      3. Local real local


        No he can’t work. He had the nowannawork syndrome too. I have done studies on this, if one person in the household is receiving disability, there is a 1000% chance other members are receiving it too. Why should any healthy person work? Take Jeremy he is a TOTAL douchbag pimp and leaches off his skank girlfriend.

    18. Take the L and go home to mommy


      Fuckin WAaaaaHHHHHH, we are not losers….WAAAAAHHH ,
      I’m not from longmeadow…….,WAAAAAHHHHH, I swear jeremey isn’t a huge CUCK….waaaaahhhh, slander, and suits and she’s dying…..WAAAAHHHGGHGGGGG….. help us we are losers who can’t take care of ourselves…….waaaaaahhhhhhhggggggggggggggvvccccccvvbb…..YOUR BOTH A COUPLE OF BIG FAT CUNTS….do the world a favor.

      1. Turtleboysports


        let me sit on your face please

    19. jeremy plourde


      this

    20. jeremy plourde


      is

      1. jeremy plourde


        a

        1. jeremy plourde


          buncha bullshit 🙂

          1. jeremy plourde


            i hope you all feel better about yourselves… especially now that our go fund me is blowing up hahaha thanks for the free advertising 🙂

            1. jeremy plourde


              We made a whole $45 since this blog broke suckahs!!!

              (That’s more than I make in a week! We can each get our own crack rock and 2 items off the McPick 2 menu!)

            2. Drug addicts smell almost as bad as Jeremy


              Next thing you know Constance’s instagram career will take off and she’ll magically be able to pay for her ‘medical expenses’….syrings and all!

            3. Turtletoucheskids


              hahahaha i really do though

            4. Turtleboysports


              i realize i botched this story bad. not as much as my doc botched my new pussy though

        2. Turtleboysports


          shut up jeremy, you don’t have any kids for me to fondle, so i’m not interested

          1. #STRONGWOMAN


            What I don’t get is why everyone’s picking on the supposed boyfriend for not supporting his girlfriend with money and what not? Ya he’s a dirtbag, whatever, but the point is that SHE started this pathetic fake page for her so called “medical expenses” and then got mad when nobody donated so upped the ante with the promise of nude pics( disgusting in itself)… Be a WOMAN! Be INDEPENDENT! Be STRONG! Christ sakes! I was a single mother of 4 children putting myself through nursing school! Been independent all of my life and NEVER depended on any man!! Grow the fuck up and get a real job and go to school! Both of you! Get your lives on track and stop wasting your time on stupid petty bullshit! If u can afford phones and pictures and smokes and tattoos, u can afford to get a nice outfit for a job interview! Fill out some form and get mass health and all medical expenses free ! Even with your job! Just get something done!

            1. jeremy plourde


              Virtue signal much?

              We get it… you birthed 4 kids all on your own… brought home the bacon, fried it up in a pan… Roar.

              Mary, mother of Jesus, only had 1 and counted on her husband to help raise it.

              Where should we build your shrine?

            2. chrissy


              “upped the ante with the promise of nude pics( disgusting in itself)”

              virtue signaling

            3. #STRONGWOMAN don't defend #SCAMARTISTWOMEN


              Not to worry #STRONGWOMAN she is being called out on her shit plenty if not more than Jeremy the jackass. They are both to blame for this dumpster fire.

            4. bleh


              ” I was a single mother of 4 children putting myself through nursing school! Been independent all of my life and NEVER depended on any man!! ”

              I am sure your children are grateful. #nodaddy

    21. chrissy


      i don’t think the article is too mean spirited or childish but the comment section is.. on every side. for example, are no sex offenders or child rapists here. and on the other side, maybe she is a ‘chef’ and maybe ease up on the bf not his fault he has bad taste in drama diva bitches

      1. Get a clue Chrissy


        It is his fault that he defends a Gofundme whore that is too lazy to sign up for free healthcare though.

        1. chrissy


          well when you are being called a dirty hippie, crackhead, hipster, lazy, incompetent etc you’re likely to spend some time in defense lol

        2. Krystal


          He Has to defend her. The alternative is the weeks of screaming and crying and tantrums he’ll most assuredly be forced to endure if he doesn’t….or if he has a brother she’ll end up crying on his shoulder and in his bed. It’s not pretty. It’s terrible to endure. Can’t say I blame him.

      2. chrissy


        okay i looked back at the article, it was pretty mean, but one has to understand if you leave your social media wide open that blogs could screenshot you and have a go at you if you pose like a narcissistic whiny brat like she has.

    22. EveybodysClone


      Observations:
      >This is the first TBS comments section I have seen break out into complete nonsensical childish chaos.
      >This is the first TBS comments section I have seen Jeremy in.

      I don’t know if Constance is full of shit but her boyfriend throwing an internet temper tantrum certainly speaks for itself.

      1. You suck at life


        So… you weren’t around for the Summer of BobnMic? Classics.

    23. Donald J. Trummp


      Sad! Disgraceful!

    24. Let me up, I've had enough


      @Jeremy……Have you tried to contact Abi, the desk girl at Turtleboy Sports? She has been very helpful to people in the past with their attempts to get the blog taken down.

      1. Jeremy is a douchebag


        He will right after he is finished speaking with big Dick about going to pound town on TB

    25. Alisha


      You obviously write an article without any research on Gastroparesis. I have Gastroparesis too. I am literally starving to death and can only safely consume fucking bananas. So how about you do some research on the cost of nasoduodenal tube supplies, placement, and the liquid feeds. Just because we are starving to death doesn’t mean we shouldn’t enjoy the things on life while we still can you idiot.

      1. Alisha


        Also please write an article on me my lawyer boyfriend and I would really enjoy the pay day

        1. Harambe


          Not as much as his banana enjoys consummation…

          1. Alisha


            Not as much as you enjoyed the lead in your head

            1. Harambe


              Dicks out for me.

              Fame. I’m gonna live forever. Light up the night like a flame!

        2. Local real local


          Hi Alisha, if your lawyer boyfriend were a lawyer and you received a feeding tube and he took said tube and choked you to death with it, wouldn’t it be justifiable homicide? He could save on the legal fees because he could represent himself. I don’t know you and I want you to hang yourself with the tube.

          1. chrissy


            i think this is the meanest comment i have ever read on this site

          2. Alisha


            He can represent himself, if he likes. But I’m sure he won’t show you any pity while you’re screaming mommy please stop while Turtle “man” is balls deep in your ass with a strap on.

      2. Alisha use your brain


        The point of the article Alisha is that she’s a lazy person that lives in Massachusetts and has access to 100% free healthcare, but chooses to whore herself out on Gofundme which is obviously not to cover ‘medical expenses’. Come on now.

        1. Alisha


          It doesn’t cover the nutrition that goes into the tube. It doesn’t cover the medical supplies you need to prevent infections. Use your brain, unlike you I actually use mine based on research and not by something I know nothing about…

        2. Alisha's research is faulty


          Bullshit. Masshealth Standard covers 100% of everything. If this woman has zero income she qualifies. Calling you out on that shit right now Alisha.

    26. Nicole


      As someone with severe gastroparesis and few other things like ehlers danlos syndrome. This article pisses me off . One have you done research on gastroparesis aka paralysis of the stomach meaning your food doesn’t digest it will sit there and rot until you puke it back out whether that be the same day or few days later. People die from gastroparesis complications every day. How would you feel slowly starving to death without proper treatment . In the last year ive rejected 16 feeding tubes been hospital for over 80 days and had to have iv nutrition. And iv fluids on top of daily 24/7 tube feeds into my small intestine. Gastroparesis is very painful and awful to live with. A lot of people with gastroparesis do not look sick,I didnt until I got my feeding tube and picc line (permanent Iv). So don’t be so quick to judge before you get the whole story.

      1. Nicole you're smarter than that


        The article isn’t discounting people with an actual medical disorder it’s calling a hipster and his whore girlfriend out on scaming people on Gofundme instead of getting jobs or health benefits like a normal person in the same ( actual ) situation would.

    27. Haverhill Landlord


      Close to 200 comments and half of them are from the human-subspecies known as “Jeremy Plourde” attempting to defend the indefensible from the regular pack of lovable hyenas who comment on here.

      He needs to start a GoFundME campaign so he can buy a fire extinguisher and put out this dumpster fire he created for himself. What a maroon.

    28. 2wEntEe


      Did some research and this disease is super rare for the non-elderly population. But somehow 4 commenters have claimed to have it.
      That is absolutely fucking incredible. Either turtle boy is the main focus of this weeks gastroparesis meeting OR Constance and Jeremy are both complete sacks of lying shit that have mastered the fine art of pity manipulation

      Constance, sorry you have to suffer. I truly do wish you good health and fortune but regardless of your medical situation, you are a shit bag. Plain and simple.
      No rebuttal. Nothing else to it.
      You are a piece of shit. You just happen to be sick.

      1. Alisha


        It is actually very common for people with Ehlers-Danlos which you are born with and has no cure. I’m 31 and have had Gastroparesis on and off for 16+ years. Mine specifically is idiopathic and I will be fine for a few months and then I won’t be. There is no rhyme or reason that doctors have found for my case as to when it is active and when it is not. You cannot fake a Gastric Emptying Study which is how it is diagnosed.. you have to eat radioactive material such as eggs or oatmeal and then you have to lay on a table for 2-4 hours while they take scans every 15 minutes you cannot fake this. I spent mine trying not to vomit so they wouldn’t make me take the test again. Google doesn’t cover statistics for us “Zebras” but we exist. This entire article is libel. I’ve SS the entire thing.

    29. can't get a better man


      Mentally-ill female fishing for sympathy and attention on the internet, rare disease and undefined health problems. Has to display her body to “educate” people on unique illness. $500 can’t buy a tooth filling who is she kidding other than her doormat errand boy.

      Her dancing fool in shinning stupidity can’t satisfy her emotional, financial and physical needs. He is such a mangina that he enables her sexual relations with other men all the while believing “she’s gotta respect me now”.

      Kids stay in school and don’t use drugs.

    30. chrissy


      why are you being so meannnn

      let’s move on to another article and leave this kids be

      1. chrissy


        *these

        let’s all have a drink, share a joke, move on

    31. Constance


      I have medicare and masshealth I am on disability but it doesn’t pay nearly enough. I worked from age 15-29 FYI until I was told I had to stop. I would give ANYTHING to go back to work but I can’t. If you have food poisoning everyday vomiting 20x and being stuck in the fetal position from pain EVERYDAY would you be able to work? Could YOU live that way? And yes this is very rare and yes there are other people who posted because there are support groups and they saw the post and are pissed off just as much as me. Do the nurses, doctors, paramedics, and 911 operators know you and what’s wrong when you call? NO. that’s how frequently I have to go. Guess what? Masshealth doesn’t cover doctors out of state….. my surgeon is in another state. You don’t know your facts or care to know. You don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything at all. As far as the Crack whore comments? Grow up, I don’t do drugs. God forbid I try to take some burden and stress off. All those pictures are years old AND EVEN though I am sick when I get the rare occasion of having a good day, I do have the right to try to feel like a normal person and have fun. I don’t need to defend myself to anyone let alone you guys but since you’re so desperate there ya go. Now just shut the fuck up.

      1. bleh


        People are a bit confused, that is all, and with all of the GFM scams, I think it is understandable:

        “and being stuck in the fetal position from pain EVERYDAY would you be able to work? Could YOU live that way?”

        But, you are on line, taking ‘modeling’ photos, requesting ‘couple photo sessions’ for you and the boyfriend, trying to get birthday photos…

        I know, everyone has good/bad days, etc. BUT, again, a little confusing.

        1. chrissy


          extremely well said

      2. 2wEntEe


        What are you going to say? There’s no surgeon in Mass that can help you?

        You live in Massachusetts!
        MASSACHUSETTS!
        The state with the #1 best education, hospitals, medical care, and quarterback in the entire fucking world!
        And you choose to go to an out of state surgeon???
        No matter how much it cost you to get to Boston, it would be a fraction of the cost of paying cash for surgery.

        This has to be a joke. It has to be.
        Jeremy said you already had your surgery and you just needed $500 for bandaids. Now you haven’t even had the surgery?

        Literally EVERY THING YOU SAY makes you look like more and more of a complete fucking liar so by all means, keep pulling shit out of your ass.
        -Masshealth surgeon = Far cheaper than out of state cash surgeon.
        -Do you need $500 for medical stuff? The surgery? Or heroin?

        1. chrissy


          Constance all of your prancing about like an entitled princess on social media followed by begging on GFM has turned the internet against you. i keep trying to calm them down but you are hard to defend. poor Jeremy, is all i can think.

          1. chrissy


            and to Jeremy.. A I D A N is easily searchable on our site if you want his actual history.
            you are fucked up to call someone who heckled females at a football game a sex offender and child rapist. and i hope you reconsider your awful taste in females cos this one is all about her drama.

            1. chrissy


              ps as i mentioned before, the official word and crowd opinion is that he is not “turtleboy”

          2. Krystal


            Running shoes is all I can think. Run Jeremy run!

        2. Constance get a damn job hippie lover


          My vote is for heroin. Plus her loser boyfriend started spouting off about paying for everything BUT ‘medical expenses’ with that money. Oops! Couple of lazy scam artists. Nothing more.

        3. Alisha


          There are only three surgeons In the United States that can fix a break I’ve endured 17 years now caused by Ehlers-Danlos. Rare medical issues only have a few specialists. I travel 10+ hours to see some of my specialist. Another teen with Gastroparesis had to fly to Germany for surgery to fix it because no surgeons here have been trained to. Health insurance will not pay for that. She’s able to eat solids for the first time in three years.

          1. The Real Gastroparesis


            Calling bullshit again! In the US the GES device (Enterra, Medtronic) was approved in 2000 by the Food and Drug Administration under the Humanitarian Device Exemption Act. Shit is 100% paid for through insurance and the government if you really cannot afford it.

      3. Really. Stfu.


        Connie. Stfu.

    32. The Real Gastroparesis


      This shit is so infuriating! I have gastroparesis and it is an awful fucking disease but panhandling using it as a basis for donations is fucking despicable!!! Its already hard enough as it is getting people to recognize and understand the disease because it’s not one your hear about a lot. People think you anorexic or bulimic. But ALL medical insurance waives it a serious condition and will pay your expenses and when you get the bills for your hospital stay that insurance won’t cover you contact the hospital and they will decrease or eliminate your bill based on your economic status/seriousness of your condition. I’ve gone through it for multiple long term hospital stays. Basically this chick wants $ to go out and have fun with her bf. If your condition of the disease is serious you not only don’t want to go out you can’t! At one point I lost so much muscle mass I couldn’t even fucking sit up on my own let alone walk! Over the counter medications? Like what? I’d love to hear that cause if you are someone seriously suffering from this disease you’d know more than 90% of all over the counter meds you can’t take! They exasperate the symptoms of the disease. Your bf is digging your hole even deeper. Grow up stop feeling sorry for yourself and get a fucking job. It’s not a disease that goes away you have to learn to live with it. You’re just as bad as the girls who get a pap done and hear their doctor say you had abnormal cells and go and tell everyone you have fucking cancer. Un-fucking-believable!

      1. Turtle Boy hasn't a clue!


        Everyone with gastroparis has different levels of ability. I worked through it from age 12 (I’ve had it since I was 5) until I was 30 years old. Than my stomach decided to stop working altogether after some well meaning help from my doctors.

        Im not sure what your insurance is (it sounds great!) But mine would not cover any treatments that might actually help me, and we still had heavy copays for the mediocre treatments that were making me worse. Sadly we were also going through a legal battle with an ex for custody, which ate up our “extra” money, but trying to maintain custody of our child was not considered a living necessity, and failed to qualify for a reduction in medical care.

        1. Run away


          I feel for you turtle boy hasn’t a clue…but you…fortunately don’t know this girl.

      2. Krystal


        Bloop

    33. Turtle Boy hasn't a clue!


      I have severe gastroparis too. The disease is very unpredictable. In 2010 I was working full time, volunteering, taking aikido with my kid, and going to college full time. In just two years I was unable to work or keep up with volunteer commitments. I’m doing a little better now, and have returned to volunteering, but still cannot work.

      Because of the disease’s unpredictability, there are weekend’s I can go on a hike, and other days I can’t get out of bed.

      People like you make it difficult for chronically ill people to get proper treatment and respect by those in our community.

      Im sure you could find dozens of photos where I’m sledding with my children, hiking a mountain, or playing in the river, but the story you don’t see is that I say and watched my kids sled for nearly two hours, but I only had the energy to make it up and down the hill with them three times.

      Or that when we go to the river, I’m usually reading while they play, and only get in for a few minutes.

      What you don’t see in the hiking photos is that we had to cut our hike in half and take frequent breaks, because I’m too exhausted to continue.

      When I volunteer at events in my community, what you don’t see in the pictures is me struggling to keep a smile on my face because the pain is so bad.

      You also don’t see the fatigue starving all the time causes because of the prescription meds and caffeine that keep me awake and occasionally functional.

      You also don’t see that three swallowing studies and a scope revealed that food sits in my stomach for up to three days. I was literally starving to death two years. I dropped 45lbs in 6 months with no effort, and they wanted to do another scope and were talking about gastric pace makers and feeding tubes. I decided to do my own research and have improved enough to be somewhat more functional, but doctors are so bad at giving advice, that people like this woman are only getting worse.

      The amount of ignorance and cruelty in your post says more about you than it does her.

    34. Jae


      And you make money off being an asshole to people with serious illnesses. Fuck off.

      (Anyone curious can click the “my” website link to find out more)

      1. chrissy


        it’s just that people are under the impression these are just some kids scamming the GFM for heroin cash. it’s getting harder and harder to tell what is a scam anymore nowadays.. that’s why people wrote that stuff on their GFM page

        1. Alisha


          They are not looking for heroin. He has just trashed their reputation based on false assumptions. But I suspect a payday will be coming soon I provided them with the proper legal information on libel. I hope turtle boy has time to start selling more ads and merchandise otherwise he will be on GFM asking for legal fees and bankruptcy court fees.

          1. chrissy


            Jeremy is the one running around the internet crying, “child rapist!” about a man who didn’t even write the article

            1. chrissy


              Jeremy and his whole crew of hyenas, actually

    35. Krystal


      This isn’t new. She’s been exactly this person for the last 12 or so years. She used to tell us her large intestine backed up into her stomach and she’d vomit feces. She’ll cry suicide next. It’s her pattern.

      1. chrissy


        okay ty. there is no lawsuit here, the blogger sniffed out yet another GFM scam and the readers had a laugh. move along, Jeremy, and to another girl, like i said. and quit running around the internet crying “wolf!” you’ll only get laughed in the face

      2. The Queen of Your Ass


        I suggest you look up bezoar with Gastroparesis. Gastroparesis causes bezoars. It looks and smells like poop. Because it basically is poop sitting in your stomach for extended amounts of time until you throw it up or need surgery to remove it. You are ignorant and should actually research the condition before giving out information you deem to be a lie.

        1. Krystal


          I’m sure it does. I don’t doubt medical facts. I doubt her.

    36. chrissy


      Why do people call black babies ‘tar babies’, are they sticky?

      If you threw one against a wall would it stick to it? I’m gonna have to think about this one a lot. 🙂

      1. chrissy


        lol love ya my sweet racially prejudiced clone

        and have a happy Sunday

    37. Homer Scorpius


      From Wiki – “Chronic gastroparesis can be caused by other types of damage to the vagus nerve, such as abdominal surgery. Heavy cigarette smoking is also a plausible cause since smoking causes damage to the stomach lining.” This chicky is puffing on a butt, who’s to say she hasnt actually caused her own pathologies. Bascially every time she smakes a butt, she’s screwing her stomach lining up even more. So DONATE TO ME BECAUSE I AM HARMING MYSELF! Yay TBS, rocking reality (except for the Lea MArie Diss, dont like that one. She is real as real gets.)


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    39. Al Hoove


      The first thing I think of when having continuing financial and health distress is running out and getting tattoos at about $110 per square inch of skin. And smoking. When I need medical stuff, I just blow it off and go get a carton of cancer sticks.

      And then, since I’m such a genius financial wizard, I just trot down to my credit union and take out a loan on my tattoos and cigs and cat. Always considered the best collateral. And, voila! The loan I get gets me my medical stuff and whatever.

      Perhaps Ms. Pity McPityPity can do the same?

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