Bootleg Longmeadow Instagram Model Starts $500 GoFundMe For “Medical Stuff” Because She’s “Starving To Death” And Doesn’t Want To Work, Whines When No One Donates
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Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the week out of the 413:
So let me get this straight. This chick right here is on the verge of dying of starvation…….in America:
And the only way to fix it is with a $500 GoFundMe? Makes sense.
Constance happens to be from Longmeadow:
Ya know who doesn’t live in Longmeadow? Poor people.
Hey, here’s an idea Constance – if you need money to survive, try getting a job. Ya know, like an adult. Because you’re obviously capable of getting all dolled up and being a bootleg Instagram model, so it’s pretty clear you could easily get a job at 7/11 if you wanted to. And joining a pyramid scheme and trying to sell shit no one wants to your friends on Facebook doesn’t count as a job:
But you just don’t wanna work, and you’re blaming it on this disease you’ve been playing up for the last few months:
But yet she’s still proactively looking for more modeling shoots with her winner of a boyfriend:
This chudstuffer is obviously the ideal choice in a mate. Lots of women want a boy toy who doesn’t mind Internet panhandling on their behalf:
Hey Jay, here’s an idea – how bout you donate to the GoFundMe?
I noticed I didn’t see your name on there anywhere. I guess we’re all supposed to keep her alive while you bury your contribution is a tapioca yogurt surprise.
The two of them were looking do a photo shoot for birthday weekend:
So obviously they were struggling.
Apparently we weren’t the only ones who realized her GFM was bullshit, because she was struggling to raise any cash. So she pulled the ol’ “I’m dying and you don’t even care card” in order to guilt some stragglers into forking over the dough:
It’s almost as if people aren’t giving to your scam GFM because you’re an able bodied woman who apparently spends thousands of dollars on professionally done photography.
Oh, and your $500 for “medical stuff” sounds very convincing too. Totally doesn’t come across as a scam or anything like that.
Nevertheless she persisted. This time with a new business strategy:
Three uncensored nudes of this chick for $30 seems like a ripoff:
Just sayin. I’d pay $30 to unsee her noodz.
Looks like she guilted some morons into donating, so I guess it’s working out.
Not the first time she’s pulled a “woe is me” Facebook stunt. Like the time she needed cash because her cat got fleas:
Because she can’t afford to take care of herself, so naturally she has a cat.
Or the time she begged people to use their AAA card:
I really can’t stand people like this. You want problems? Try having kids. The day I ever feel bad for some white chick from Longmeadow named Constance is the day I start selling food stamps on Facebook.