The Bootleg Vampire Modeling Community Is Taking Down Turtleboy With Deformation Lawsuit For Blogging About Their $500 Shingles GoFundMes

The Bootleg Vampire Modeling Community Is Taking Down Turtleboy With Deformation Lawsuit For Blogging About Their $500 Shingles GoFundMes

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Last week we published this blog about a bootleg model from Longmeadow who started a $500 GoFundMe to save her life because she was starving to death:

Because apparently strip clubs in Western MA now have standards, so she couldn’t seem to find a job that pays actual money. Nevertheless she still somehow collects money from the government but it wasn’t enough to pay her bills. And she was very upset when the donations weren’t flowing in for her:

Imagine living in a world where you have to pay for your own shit? Sounds awful.

Luckily for her another bootleg model offered to send noodz for every $15 donated, plus discount if you want them in bulk:

After we blogged about it Constance took to our Facebook page to defend her good name:

So let me get this straight Constance. You get disability from the taxpayers, you have government funded insurance that is paying for almost all of this, you have a boyfriend who could easily just help you out with some cash, but it’s not enough and you still expect everyone else to pick up the tab for your problems? Poor you.

One of her friends who apparently lives off the state for a living encouraged her to sign up for more free shit, since she’s an expert. But Constance wasn’t trying to hear that either:

Yea guys, does this look like the kind of chick who hasn’t been on disability since she was 10 years old?

Yea, no one wants to hear your advice!! I don’t care how long you’ve been swindling the taxpayers Christina. She’s swindling them too, and they’re still making a GFM anyway. Plus, Constance is making some real progress towards that $500.

It’s insane how many people see absolutely nothing wrong with living off of the government for a living. These are the same winner who pitched a tent on Wall Street because the 1% was ruining their lives. This isn’t the elderly or single mothers either. It’s white chicks from Vermont in their early 20’s. What a country!!

Anyway, this blog unleashed a torrent of butthurt in the bootleg model/photography industry….

Ya know you’re doing something right when you see someone who is “tired of Turtleboy Sports” and you go to their Facebook page and immediately see this:

The dog filter. You might as well just hold a sign that says, “I’m a rachet who plans on living off the government for the rest of my life.”

Other creepy photographers seemed to agree that Turtleboy was no good:

Oh look, another “photographer” with a “Models Mayhem” account who brings naked chicks into the woods and tells them that it’s art:

The best was this winner right here:

Uhoh!! Hunter Eastland and Antonia Dufort are going to make our reputation crumble!! We’ve made a lot of mistakes before, but we’ve never OFFICIALLY made a “big bad mistake.” Now we’re super fucked. Not even Attorney Richard N. Vulva himself could save us at this point.

You can tell they’re serious because the Constance apparently has a brother who works for Facebook:

Checkmate turtle fucker!!!

According to Hunter this is a “very serious case” and he highly doubts we will live to talk about this one:

That’s it folks. We’re done. We had a good run while it lasted but clearly we have fucked with the wrong people – the bootleg modeling community. After all, Hunter did study meowing at VCU:

He’s not even kidding. He literally posts videos of himself meowing on Facebook:

He also dabbles in nude cello:

Oh, and he’s a vampire photographer:

At this point we’d love to just settle out of court, but it appears as if they’re not willing to do that. He wants to suck our blood.

And we won’t be able to mount a proper defense since we can’t see any of this Facebook comments:

Apparently the grounds for suing will be that our blog will prevent people from donating to her very legitimate GoFundMe:

It will also stop her from getting modeling gigs in the future:

Apparently these gothballs had never heard of Turtleboy before, and when they found out we had over 100,000 Facebook followers, they had to come up with a plan:

Luckily for them their lawyer would take care of it.

But wait….lawyers cost a lot of money. With the money you’d spend to pay a lawyer for an hour and half of work, you could just pay for the $500 GoFundMe yourself. Luckily it turns out lawyers work for free:

It’s true. Lawyers always take slam drunk “slander” cases free of charge. Sure, slander refers to spoken defamation rather than written defamation, but these people are much, much smarter than us, so they obviously know what they’re doing. Everyone knows people on disability get free lawyers:

They literally grown on trees. Just ask the guy who sued a multimillion dollar company and made bank when he was a 19 year old fry cook.

That’s when Constance jumped in. Turns out it wasn’t slander they’d be suing for, it was “libel or something like that,” because we used their real names and pictures, which is both a safety issue and DEFORMATION of character. PLUS they have screenshots AND links:

Wait until Dick N. Vulva gets his hands on those screeshots. It’s gonna be DEFORMATION of character, the likes of which you’ve never seen before!!

And if none of that works out they have a backup plan:

These people…they’re just too good. We have officially met our match.

Antonia Dufort is also an aspiring model, so it’s understandable that she took this so personally. And by “model” I mean, “some shady dude with an iPhone took me into the woods and told me to take my clothes off so I could rub sideboob with another tittoo clad free spirit:

Antonia is used to fighting back against the man, and she’s very good at it. After all, she’s been “resisting” for almost a year now:

Any day now he’s gonna be gone. All we have to do is make more pink pussy hats and signs while listening to Ashley Judd tell us about how messy her period is.

And if you wanna see just how influential Turtleboy can be, other freeloading bootleg models are now thinking twice about sharing their own bogus “I’m sick” GoFundMe’s because they fear becoming Turtleboy famous:

“I hate that my parents have to help me so much.”

This is the kind of person who doesn’t like Turtleboy Sports. Someone who is contemplating starting their own bogus GoFundMe because they can’t hit up Daddy for cash any longer.

But according to bootleg model Alex Yian, “social media slander has ruined my life countless times”:

Yet she keeps posting on social media anyway. Because it’s not her fault that she can’t pay her bills. It’s that we’re blaming people like her instead of the billionaires who are fucking her over. Warren Buffet is the reason she’s too lazy to get a job. Oh, and the country has gotten so bad that unemployment is at the lowest it’s been in my lifetime, and the stock marketing is skyrocketing. Tough times.

But I mean, why should she get a job? She should be able to pursue whatever career makes her happy, regardless of whether or not it’s actually profitable. And Alex Yian wants to make “art”:

And this is “art” according to her:

A couple thicky minaj hefalumps covered in tattoos and rainbow hair dye posing in the the YMCA locker room.

Alex Yian doesn’t wanna hear any of your bullshit about having a “full time job” or how you “go to work” either:

If you wanna work for a living, good for you. But she’s gonna pursue a career as a failing artist and panhandle on the Internet instead. And anyone who has a problem with that is practicing hate speech.

Kind of funny though, because right after she posted about being too afraid to make an “I’m sick too” GoFundMe, she immediately made an “I’m sick too” GoFundMe for her shingles:

Oh snap, it’s her birthday month!! If that’s not a reason to donate then I don’t know what is. It’s not like shingles is easily treated with cheap meds that clears up in a couple weeks. This 19 year old chick has a rash and as a result she can no longer work. She didn’t want to resort to this, but what other choice does she have? Getting a job?? You can’t be serious. She has a rash!!!

Anyway, we look forward to the lawsuit and our Facebook page being taken down. As you can see, things are going great so far:

Don’t forget to report all our backup pages too!!

32 Comment(s)
  • Bobby
    October 31, 2017 at 2:22 pm

    Alex Yian= Alexis Jenna Williams of Chicopee, MA

  • TortugaNino
    October 31, 2017 at 10:00 am

    cant wait to see the kind of money that guy rakes in with his Masters in Meowing….lord help us all.

  • 2wEntEe
    October 31, 2017 at 9:17 am

    So wait… Does Constance “need” money for the feeding tube surgery or bandaids? It seems to fluctuate everyday.

    People can stay under their parents insurance until their 25 but this 19 year old daddys girl needs $500 for shingles meds?

    Nothing wrong with following your dream but taking pictures seems like more of a hobby.

  • Kerri Bishop
    October 31, 2017 at 1:10 am

    Silly me, I always thought Models had to be pretty!!

    • chrissy
      November 1, 2017 at 2:44 pm

      or at least not look like trannies

  • alex y's pummeled vagina
    October 30, 2017 at 10:15 pm

    hey leave me out of this, but yes i am quite blown out from her frequent sluttery

  • is that danzigs gay brother
    October 30, 2017 at 10:06 pm

    im taking bet!!! who wants to wager alex has fucked more black dudes than sickel cell anemia

  • John Barker
    October 30, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    I love that fact that more and more often..these creatures have friends that have been called out by TBS. Ratchets of a feather flock together..

  • MG
    October 30, 2017 at 8:15 pm

    Who ever asked for a picture of this fuupah sloth? She’s gotten more publicity here than ever on her own. What exactly is a pace maker for the stomach? Isn’t her15 minutes of fame over? Bye Felicia

  • Turtle riders blow eachother
    October 30, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    Pull the sick outta your mouth and open your eyes. This guys a loser and a fraud. N so is anyone who reads this crap story

  • Turtle riders are homos
    October 30, 2017 at 7:38 pm

    Turtle riders butt fuck each other and too busy sucking each others sick to fact check. You guys are fags

    • Turtle riders are homos
      October 30, 2017 at 7:44 pm

      Award for dumbest piece of shit child rapist goes to A.I.D.E.N..K.E.A.R.N.Y what a a waste of time and life. Your articles are garbage and your a bunches fags who rape kids

      • Fat Bastard
        October 30, 2017 at 8:06 pm

        Paging Attorney Dick N Vulva…we got a hot deformation of character case here.

      • why you butthurt, oh yeah rape
        October 30, 2017 at 10:31 pm

        you know whats funny? how you call him a pussy for not going out publically, then you post annonymously like a little pussy, you know pussy that thing youve never had? im sorry your father plows you but if you arent a scared little bitch why dont you post your name ?

  • FatFingr Lou
    October 30, 2017 at 5:14 pm

    Putting the CON in Constance.

    Why doesn’t she organize a gathering of freaky cat-vampire people who are also into photography, and want to share meows, then do it in a taxpayer-funded public venue?

    Constance CON!

    Oh yeah…that “work” thing.

  • Eric
    October 30, 2017 at 3:39 pm

    I hear the man in yellow Gordon Davis is looking for round 2

      March 6, 2018 at 3:27 pm

      How has there not been a story about the queen of all these females? That Isabel Vinson is the ringleader and creator of allllllllll this bullshit.

  • Fake Rant Queen
    October 30, 2017 at 3:25 pm

    Meow Meow Purr?

    • Diane
      October 30, 2017 at 3:33 pm


    • 2wEntEe
      November 1, 2017 at 7:43 am

      Haha he’s the only cat they have up for adoption

  • Tactical turtle
    October 30, 2017 at 2:51 pm

    Say the fb gets shut down. I vaguely remember one of your posts mentioning you got in contact with fb about this. Could you take these screen shots and use them saying this was done on purpose to hurt your business. Kinda flip the script on em.

    • Turtle riders are homos
      October 30, 2017 at 7:48 pm

      No cause he’d have to come into the light and let everyone see his gaping pussy. Just like your are fags

      • why you butthurt, oh yeah rape
        October 30, 2017 at 10:24 pm

        lol well we know your a degenerate if you hate the turtle so much, what he expose you? is that why your so butthurt or would you rather show me on a teddy where your dad touched ya?

  • msheadkracker
    October 30, 2017 at 2:35 pm

    Is this bitch stupid? If she’s on SSI I can guarantee she’s on Medicaid and all the things she listed she pays for, yeah that’s covered 100% too, and she can pick which company sends her the tube supplies, including companies that customize tube pads for kids that cost $10-$20 a piece. She’s a damn liar saying that she has to pay even a penny! Does she not realize that some of us turtle riders have children with tubes on SSI that get state funded insurance too?? Telling people you have copays on Medicaid is not a good idea, since we pay your Medicaid and it covers 100% of the surgery, the hospital “luxuries” and any supply you’d need and aftercare. I guess the biggest difference between me and her is, I work and pay a lot in taxes, from a paycheck and from property taxes, she’s too busy playing “poor me goth vampire” to realize that her little gofundme is 100% lie and fraudulent. If you have her info, make sure you turn it into the SSI office so they can dock her next check for every $2 she got donated!

    • itsjustme
      October 30, 2017 at 3:36 pm

      But what about a good backpack, does ss pay for that because she really needs one for some reason?

    • Justin Case
      October 30, 2017 at 6:56 pm

      Absolutely. My daughter has gastroparesis, for real. Not sure that one does. Symptoms don’t seem right. My daughter was in/out of Mass General over the past 4 years so many times we are on a first name basis with many of the staff. Bills in excess of $300K. My insurance covered her until she turned 26, now she is on Mass Health because she HAS A FUCKING JOB but doesn’t earn enough to pay the insurance premium (thanks to the Communist Obama) her employer offers (it would be nearly half her take home). No money for tattoos, piercings, she shops at Burlington Coat, TJ Maxx, doesn’t do drugs or booze and scrapes along.

      She could have surrendered to the SSI crowd like this leech did but she has one thing the other girl doesn’t – self respect.

  • Hunter Eastland
    October 30, 2017 at 2:30 pm

    I am a child of the night! With my minions completely under my thrall, I shall destroy the Turtle. You are all fucking conformist bastards. I will drink of your blood under the next full moon per se. I hate you more than the goth kids that smoke clove cigarettes in the mall parking lot and hang out at Hot Topic. You are worse than the self cutting Emo rejects per se. I have fangs bitches! Look at me! I’m a scary paranormal monster per se. My guyliner is blacker than the blackest reaches of hell… Tremble under my gaze and glamours per se!! Mwah ha ha!!

    • msheadkracker
      October 30, 2017 at 2:37 pm

      Just letting you know, naked cello died 5 years ago with the rest of the goth community. Emo is cool when you’re 12, maybe 13, but not after high school you mentally rejected midget.

    • bigdaddy
      michael m marcotte
      October 30, 2017 at 3:23 pm

      Can you translate that from moron to English for the rest of us

      • Hunter Eastland
        October 30, 2017 at 3:29 pm

        Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn… per se…

  • Stunt Penis
    October 30, 2017 at 2:20 pm

    Why is it freaks always have a boatload of money to spend on tats, but never have jobs?

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