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5-0 was shorthand for a Hawaii State Police agency. It don’t apply to this case at all.
You’re dull, Turtleboy. Whatever edge you may have had expired with Hammer Pants.
How else can you shut them up? You can’t shove a sock into their mouths
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What a dickhead….the app is convenient Aiden…that’s the ONLY reason people come here….if you post the link I’ll read but I’m not gonna go searching for articles…turtleboy used to be wayyyy better
Is joe biden running this site?
I come to enjoy the anger of your discarded sycophants.
Aiden, you keep sending Turtleboy emails with this link. If you changed the link in the TB email to TB Daily News, people would not come here. YOU ARE THE PROBLEM! Stop whining and fix your shit.
I just got called into the office about the jerk off video. I’m so embarrassed. For the record I only fucked him twice.
You were the Fuckee, not the Fucker.
There’s no link. So did the bald fag call the cops he wants defunded because the broad wouldn’t shut the fuck up, or what?
Stop sending emails if blogs won’t be published here anymore.
I call cops on broads all day. Fuck em. I know I’m a massive pussy that can’t deal with real life shit but whatever. Passwords or gtfo.
No link= no view
With the bald head and the nerd shirt and tie combo he has two future alternatives:
He could become a mentally-unhinged unemployed Defense worker who is ‘going home’ and leaves a trail of violence behind.
He could grow a mohawk. Then become an angry taxi cab driver Vietnam vet who saves Jody Foster from future prostitution.
Talk about choices!
What about Dilbert when they make the movie?
The comments are the gold.
The comment section hasn’t been the same since ST went away.
Don’t worry Matt Diz….. I mean ST, will be back after Xmas. He’s just working so hard and working so much overtime getting ready for the Holiday rush at Staples in Woburn. After the season passes and everybody has had a nice family holiday he can go back to Tormenting the Spaniards via the keyboard since he could never do it in person, physically because he’s a skinny, nerdy shelf stocker at Staples in Woburn, Mass. sometimes he has trouble moving 3 packages of printing paper around and needs to ask the 17 year old high school girl who works there part time for help carrying those heave heavy paper packets all the way up aisle 7. Boy it ain’t easy bring ST the shelf sticker AND commenting all day every day.
cmon