Boston College Kids Can’t Stop Wearing Boat Shoes And Khaki Shorts Everywhere They Go

Join the Revolution and Like Turtleboy Sports on Facebook, and/or follow us on Twitter.

Want to have your business advert viewed over 2 million times per month? Email us at for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.






So this Turtleboy was at the UMass-Boston College game today at Gillette Stadium. As usual, the good guys got their ass beat 26-7. What can I say? UMass is the Cleveland Browns of college football. What sucks is that BC kids are the absolute worst. There’s literally no point going there if you’re not an athlete. The only reason you go to BC is so you can tell people you went to BC. And the only reason you tell people you went to BC (which is usually the first thing you bring up when you meet someone if you went BC), is because you want people to know that you spent a lot of money on your degree. Therefore it’s worth more in your mind than some state school degree from UMass. But it’s not.

Oh yea, and you have to dress like you’re applying to get into the yacht club at all times. Especially at football games. Everywhere you looked today there was lucky sperm from Needham wearing the official uniform of BC grads and students everywhere – boat shoes with khaki shorts:









I can just see the dooshnozzle oozing out of their pores. I might only have a state school degree, but at least I don’t have to see a Nantucket reject every time I look at myself in the mirror. Just sayin.

H/T Castro


We urge you to support the Turtleboy Sponsors by doing business with them. Without them none of this is possible. Click on any of them to check out their sites or Facebook pages.


Screen Shot 2015-12-01 at 10.29.56 AM

4ba27317-991b-4352-b70d-f489eadcfdef (1)

Screen Shot 2016-04-30 at 11.15.26 PM

Screen Shot 2015-12-28 at 1.20.12 PM

Wormtown Brewery, Union TavernBennie’s Cafe,  JJM Insurance, Smokestack Urban BarbecueSmitty’s Tavern, Julio’s Liquors,  The Gun Parlor Range, Attorney Anthony Salerno, Rotti Power Equipment in West Boylston

Want to have your business advert viewed over 2 million times per month? Email us at for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.

Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook

Click on the image to get your Turtleboy Sports Revolution hoodie or browse other merchandise from the Turtleboy store.

Click on the image to get your Turtleboy Sports Revolution hoodie or browse other merchandise from the Turtleboy store.

10 Comment(s)
  • Adam
    September 12, 2016 at 9:50 am

    Boat shoes are comfortable. Shorts are comfortable. Boat shoes cost less than your average pair of running shoes. A pair of regular Sperry’s, which are pretty much the best, run you about $50. And you don’t have to wash socks. Not seeing the down side to being comfortable, spending less money, and doing less laundry.

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    September 11, 2016 at 8:22 pm

    Really, an article about khakis and boat shoes. Kinda lame don’t ya think?

    This is TBS, not GQ.

  • Fatfingr Lou
    September 11, 2016 at 6:23 pm

    Measuring character:

    New England: Where did you go to school, and what are your intentions?

    The South: What does your Daddy do, and when is the wedding?

    California: What hind of car do you drive, and after you drop her off, can I take it for a spin?

  • Fatfingr Lou
    September 11, 2016 at 5:58 pm

    BC!..not BA or BS!

    BC!..Be Cause!..not MIT, Harvard, Yale, the military academies and the rest.

    Before the Taliban, we had Jesuits.

    Cento anni!

  • Realist
    September 11, 2016 at 2:54 pm

    Here we go again, TB is the Everyman! TB doesn’t need a fancy degree from a private school, TB is just a regular Joe! Hypocritical BS like this can be seen from the likes of Trump and Gaffney!

  • Green Eyed Monster
    September 11, 2016 at 11:24 am

    BC is a vastly superior school to UMass….if you really think that you are fucking warped.

    The only people who show so much indignation for BC are those who can’t get in.

    Stay classy not UMassy

  • bosshoggg
    September 11, 2016 at 8:12 am

    Nothing wrong with khakis and boat shoes, that’s what normal dudes wear. I picture Turtleboy in jean shorts, socks with sandals and a chain wallet.

  • Wabbitt
    September 10, 2016 at 11:43 pm

    Meh – I wear khaki shorts because they’re comfortable when it’s 100 degrees out; usually paired with a funny or offensive T-shirt. Wouldn’t be caught dead in those stupid fucking shoes though.

    • Wabbitt
      September 10, 2016 at 11:43 pm

      Fucking auto complete…

  • Cis white male
    September 10, 2016 at 10:54 pm

    Lol this ain’t just BC. Try any College campus infested with millennials in the past 8 years… As in ALL of them. The culture is fucked. Their arrogance is overflowing and yet they all still act like children… CHILDREN! It’s embarrassing to even coexist with these infantile troglodytes. Nothing but mouth breathers and kids who think having 4 keystones and blasting trap music with all their middle class white friends is the epitome of cool. How did I not murder everyone in college? Thank God it’s over

Comment on this Post


Who Did A Better Job Of Cheating: Jason Kidd or Mike Tomlin?
Cleveland Browns Backup QB Is Best Kept Freak Show In NFL
Priceless Fan Reactions to Alabama-Auburn Game As BCS Fails Again In It’s Final Season