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Boston Globe Officially Sides With I-93 Hippie Protesters

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Everyone knows the Boston Globe is a joke. is the offspring of the Globe, and basically acts as their “opinion” section online. They’ve posted ridiculous shit in the past, including articles that have shit on the ice bucket challenge, Gish Jen’s infamous piece that blamed Bostonians for “failing the Tsarnaevs,” and an article that called the high school football coaches from Dedham, Walpole, Everett, and Brookline “homophobic” because the Patriots didn’t sign Michael Sam. So a couple months back I asked my girl Hillary Sargent, the editor for, if I could submit an article, since basically they publish anything. She said to send something over. Of course I did, and of course they didn’t publish it. But it didn’t stop them yesterday from being the official news publication that SUPPORTS THE PROTESTERS who blocked traffic on I-93:

Boston.comTwitter users in Boston were quick to sound off on protesters who blocked traffic on I-93 Thursday morning. The protests, which began around 7:30a.m., took place in Medford and Milton. Protesters, who chained themselves to concrete-filled oil barrels, held up traffic until they were removed from lanes around 10 a.m. Police report that 29 arrests were made by the end of the proceedings.

In a city known worldwide as the site of another famous protest, folks took to social media to voice their frustration. Some sympathized; some wished protesters had chosen a less-trafficked location.

Others seemed to miss the point entirely:

Opinions on the actions of protesters––who recently released a statement––are sure to differ. But in light of recent world events, calling for the deaths of with the right to protest seems unnecessary. No matter how late for work it makes you.

So apparently all these people who were pissed off that these hippies threatened public safety, cost the economy millions, and purposely tried to ruin everyone’s day “missed the point entirely.”

Wait….what? Are these nudniks at the Globe actually suggesting that the protesters had a valid reason to do what they did? Did they miss this video from black leadership in Boston that said the protesters were, “exploiting the legitimate issues of black people for their own interests?” Did they miss when Reverend Rivers said that these hippies are, “Occupy Wall Street, trust fund babies, who are having a good time at the expense of black people”?

Nobody in their right mind thinks these people had a point that anyone could “miss entirely.” Because their only point was, “hey I can fuck up your day and hide behind the first amendment because I’m a fat miserable hippie and no one likes me.” That was their whole point – that they could cause general destruction and anarchy.

This part of the article pissed me off the most:

But in light of recent world events, calling for the deaths of those with the right to protest seems unnecessary. No matter how late for work it makes you.

Because THAT right there is the mentality of the protesters. Fuck your time. Fuck it real good. The protesters look at us and laugh. “Oh poor babies, you’re gonna be late for work? Well black people are dying so logically I have to sit here in traffic in order to fix it.”

That’s the shit that gets to me. They act like this is no big deal. Like a couple people got to work 15 minutes late, so this whole thing was overblown. Ummm, what about the first people on the scene who nearly ran into these disgusting rats while they brought their barrels onto the highway. Multiple cars had to swerve not to hit them. The fact that it didn’t cause a fatality is nothing less than a miracle. And what about the ambulances, and the chemotherapy patient that couldn’t get to the hospital? LOL. Who gives a shit about them right? Because….racism!!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. If you are so lucky to come across one of these people then it’s your patriotic duty as an American to punch them in the face. Nothing will happen to you. Tell em Turtleboy sent ya. If these people can purposely try to kill innocent civilians and be out of jail the same day, then you can pretty much do anything in this country.

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7 Comment(s)
  • Denise
    January 17, 2015 at 7:55 am

    Can we leave the “fat” out of it. There’s plenty to make fun of without bringing that into it. One of the last prejudices and name callings to be conquered! I’m going to chain my chubby self to a friggin barrel on the pike to prove my point!

    • Olrandy Sock
      January 17, 2015 at 9:37 am

      Power to the fatties!

  • Ann
    January 16, 2015 at 7:12 pm

    The city should make a public announcement that if something like this happens again, they will literally be towed away and impounded. They will have to pay all towing and storage costs before being released to whoever is responsible for getting them out of their god damn oil drums. Then once they are out, they are arrested, put in jail for 30 days, pay whatever associated fines, and 40 hours of community service either with the highway department, DPW, or the PD.

  • Motor oater
    January 16, 2015 at 7:06 pm

    Are these fucktards for real? The people on the interstate are the whitest people I have seen yet. Not to exclude the fatty white grimace. They are the human apocalypse. Disgusting humans and NO has your back besides more tards that need to thrown into the same pit. I wish they each had to face their penalty gladiator style. And the gladiator they faced were places auctioned off to anyone stuck in their bullshit traffic hold up. Even justice. I think yes.

  • Zaphod Beeblebrox
    January 16, 2015 at 6:29 pm

    The way I see it, no lives matter. You are not special. You are not unique. There are literally billions of us. Run them over. Or don’t. See if I care. Either way, idiots on the internet will be offended by every point made by either side. This shit goes on and on and on until nothing either side says even registers with people, beyond the semantics. The only emotion I feel in response to these “protestors” or their detractors, is mild impatience for the current shit show to end…like watching a blizzard, or waiting for an unnecessary traffic light to change. Of course, I’m an idiot on the internet…

  • Hank
    January 16, 2015 at 6:14 pm

    TurtleBoy/Rivers 2016!!!

  • Olrandy Sock
    January 16, 2015 at 6:04 pm

    Call me crazy but, the fat hippie chick in purple is starting to turn me on. Ahhoooga…

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