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Boston Globe Reporter Pete “Grand Wizard” Abraham Tweets Pic Of Nice Ass During Red Sox Game, Says He Was Hacked, Turns Out He Follows That Asian Model’s Ass On Instagram

Boston Globe Reporter Pete “Grand Wizard” Abraham Tweets Pic Of Nice Ass During Red Sox Game, Says He Was Hacked, Turns Out He Follows That Asian Model’s Ass On Instagram

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Last month Boston Globe Red Sox reporter Pete Abraham made headlines when he randomly started calling anyone who didn’t like David Price a klansman:

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Shortly afterwards he issued a standard bullshit “apology” about mistaking this innocent man for another klansman who said something vile to Pete Abes in the past:

Grand wizards. Grand wizards everywhere!

Well, the Grand Wizard himself was back at it again yesterday, using his Boston Globe twitter account to tweet out pictures of random Asian women’s asses:

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Hot!! He took these all down, but Barstool’s Jared Carrabis screenshotted them to his Twitter. Because old people like Pete Abe’s don’t understand that the Internet is forever.

Turns out Victoria Nguyen is an Instagram model with over 610,000 followers:

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One of which is Pete Abraham:

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So what happened here is Pete Abe’s likes to enjoy a good ol’ fashioned round of shellac the shillelagh, and Victoria Nguyen is his inspiration of choice. Ain’t nothing wrong with that!!

He obviously screenshotted some of his favorites for those long, lonely road trips to Anaheim and Kansas City. And when you tweet from a phone, which Pete Abe’s does on the regular for his job, it’s wicked easy to hit the picture button and tweet the first image that comes up on your phone. That’s obviously what happened here. No biggie.

But instead of just manning up and admitting that he unleashed the jewels from the spank bank to his 100,000 followers, Pete Abe’s pulled the ol’ “someone hacked my Twitter” excuse:

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Now that’s what I call a “half-assed” apology. I’ll be here all night folks.

Oh yea, it was totally an accident. He just happens to follow the chick on Instagram whose spectacular ghetto booty appeared in a tweet he sent out.

Newsflash – no one believes anyone who says they were hacked. The only reason people say they’re hacked is because they got caught and they want you to believe there’s Russians out there picking random people to hack into and tweet out pictures of Asian chick’s asses. That’s not how hacking works. The only believable form of hacking is when your kid takes your phone and starts typing in weird shit. But to admit that Pete Abe’s would need his kid in the press box with him, and it would still mean that picture is on his phone.

Just classic Pete Abraham. Gets busted doing something stupid with his official Boston Globe Twitter account, and instead of just addressing what happened he pulls something out of his ass that somehow manages to make him look even worse. Guy belongs nowhere near social media. He’s like your awkward uncle who randomly starts going on a liking spree one day with all your pictures from 2009. He too has no idea that everyone can see what you’re doing, doesn’t understand how social media works, thinks more seasoned Internet users will fall for his lies, and doesn’t understand that the Internet is forever.



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22 Comment(s)
  • July 19, 2017 at 7:58 am

    So funny

  • Wabbitt
    April 26, 2017 at 8:14 pm

    I love me some spicy Vietnamese chicks, so now she has 610,001 followers.

  • Mr Butthurt
    April 25, 2017 at 9:35 pm

    Would hit that

  • Code of silene
    April 25, 2017 at 7:32 pm

    It is a nice ass

  • Bob
    April 25, 2017 at 6:13 pm

    Boston Globe, no further questions your honor. Publicly degrades the common man as a racist and klansman, for having an opinion on sports… wow! Apology was weaker than the accusation. While posting porny pics to the public and blaming it on somebody else. Another public bathroom crumb tribble.

  • BobnMic
    April 25, 2017 at 5:03 pm

    Have I ever told you guys about the days when I was a fighter pilot? It wasn’t easy during the Australian American war. It was my job to tell the family members if someone died from a Kangaroo wired with dynamite and hopping into our camp!

    • BobnMic
      April 25, 2017 at 8:59 pm

      Nice try Wabbitt. You dumb ass did you notice all that of your gay Bugs Bunny screen pics went to the generic default right when you came here using my screen name? You really are a stupid fucking nerd aren’t you. Your boss Ronald must be real proud. Keep it up moron.

      • Wabbitt
        April 26, 2017 at 8:18 pm

        I’m literally just reading this blog for the first time now, so it was someone else who thinks you’re a delusional tool that posted it. Believe it or not – my day doesn’t revolve around you.

  • BobnMic
    April 25, 2017 at 4:58 pm

    When I was in Nam we used to cut gook ears off and eat them like oysters.

  • Duke Westwood
    April 25, 2017 at 4:42 pm

    Only good thing I could say about him is that he does know a good ass… But he denies it… so… nope… nothing good to say about him.

  • Beige Caulk
    April 25, 2017 at 4:28 pm

    PeteAbe has the yellow flu to go with the liberalitis. Guy is such a tool.

  • Strata
    April 25, 2017 at 4:27 pm

    No integrity … your a liar Pete

  • Fred Flintstone
    April 25, 2017 at 4:20 pm

    Fucking dude even looks like a diddler. I bet he uses a flowbee to cut his hair. More chins than an Asian phone book so good luck trying to pick up one of those Asian hotties there Petey sweaty!

    • Fred Flintstone
      April 25, 2017 at 4:23 pm

      More like Petey sweety!

  • Turd Burglestein
    April 25, 2017 at 4:17 pm

    The anthony weiner defense didn’t work for anthony weiner. What made this dumbass think it was going to work for him?

  • True Reality Speaks
    James Comey
    April 25, 2017 at 3:07 pm

    If Pete’s a Democrat (what else would an unqualified sports hack be?), he will be exonerated right before they issue the press passes for the World Series.

    Then we will state that we will reopen his case, and then close it again.

    Because Russians.

  • WHAT?
    April 25, 2017 at 3:00 pm

    My God! Day after day after day after day, ad infinitum, you keep turning over rocks and exposing the dark underbelly of life in Massachusetts.
    I never realized that there were so many pathetic “humans” in Massachusetts.

    Explains how Maura Healey can get elected.

    • Rightwinger
      April 26, 2017 at 12:08 am

      What about Trump??

      • Snakebit
        April 26, 2017 at 3:43 pm

        Trump could NOT get elected in MA. Is that what you were asking?

  • Sexual Chocolate
    April 25, 2017 at 2:59 pm

    Pete doesn’t need to apologize. Being a Springsteen worshipping liberal means never having to say you’re sorry.

  • C
    April 25, 2017 at 2:54 pm

    Another fake with a lot of excuses.

    • Zephyr Cat
      April 26, 2017 at 12:19 am

      I’d love to sniff Jo Ringer’s soiled panties

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