Boston Globe Reporter Pete “Grand Wizard” Abraham Tweets Pic Of Nice Ass During Red Sox Game, Says He Was Hacked, Turns Out He Follows That Asian Model’s Ass On Instagram
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Last month Boston Globe Red Sox reporter Pete Abraham made headlines when he randomly started calling anyone who didn’t like David Price a klansman:
Shortly afterwards he issued a standard bullshit “apology” about mistaking this innocent man for another klansman who said something vile to Pete Abes in the past:
— Pete Abraham (@PeteAbe) March 18, 2017
Grand wizards. Grand wizards everywhere!
Well, the Grand Wizard himself was back at it again yesterday, using his Boston Globe twitter account to tweet out pictures of random Asian women’s asses:
Hot!! He took these all down, but Barstool’s Jared Carrabis screenshotted them to his Twitter. Because old people like Pete Abe’s don’t understand that the Internet is forever.
Turns out Victoria Nguyen is an Instagram model with over 610,000 followers:
One of which is Pete Abraham:
So what happened here is Pete Abe’s likes to enjoy a good ol’ fashioned round of shellac the shillelagh, and Victoria Nguyen is his inspiration of choice. Ain’t nothing wrong with that!!
He obviously screenshotted some of his favorites for those long, lonely road trips to Anaheim and Kansas City. And when you tweet from a phone, which Pete Abe’s does on the regular for his job, it’s wicked easy to hit the picture button and tweet the first image that comes up on your phone. That’s obviously what happened here. No biggie.
But instead of just manning up and admitting that he unleashed the jewels from the spank bank to his 100,000 followers, Pete Abe’s pulled the ol’ “someone hacked my Twitter” excuse:
Now that’s what I call a “half-assed” apology. I’ll be here all night folks.
Oh yea, it was totally an accident. He just happens to follow the chick on Instagram whose spectacular ghetto booty appeared in a tweet he sent out.
Newsflash – no one believes anyone who says they were hacked. The only reason people say they’re hacked is because they got caught and they want you to believe there’s Russians out there picking random people to hack into and tweet out pictures of Asian chick’s asses. That’s not how hacking works. The only believable form of hacking is when your kid takes your phone and starts typing in weird shit. But to admit that Pete Abe’s would need his kid in the press box with him, and it would still mean that picture is on his phone.
Just classic Pete Abraham. Gets busted doing something stupid with his official Boston Globe Twitter account, and instead of just addressing what happened he pulls something out of his ass that somehow manages to make him look even worse. Guy belongs nowhere near social media. He’s like your awkward uncle who randomly starts going on a liking spree one day with all your pictures from 2009. He too has no idea that everyone can see what you’re doing, doesn’t understand how social media works, thinks more seasoned Internet users will fall for his lies, and doesn’t understand that the Internet is forever.
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