Boston Globe Slugrake Yvonne Abraham Call Turtle Riders “Drooling Goons” For Driving “No Cops Allowed” Lynn Coffee Shop Out Of Business
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Last week we blogged about a Lynn coffee shop whose manager took to social media to announce that they would not be hosting “coffee with a cop” because she didn’t want to “humanize” cops because they’re slave catchers and murderers. The owner tried to apologize for her daughter the manager, but still justified her behavior by saying that this is what 23 year olds do sometimes. Regardless, her company’s Facebook page was basically a social justice warrior propaganda site that made it perfectly clear that politics dictated their business. Then five days after we wrote the blog Kato Mele, the business owner, decided it was time to shut down permanently because of the negative feedback they received.
Unfortunately for them shit like this happens all the time. It’s why you don’t mix business with politics. Last week a Western Mass business owner saw his business get annihilated online because he was invited to the White House for a bill signing and was seen in the background of a picture with Trump. Or ask any of the bakeries who didn’t wanna bake cakes for gay weddings. When you associate your business with controversial opinions, this has a tendency to happen.
But the Boston Globe apparently doesn’t agree. This is Yvonne Abraham:
She’s a hack columnist for the Globe who was been following this and shockingly hates Turtleboy and believes that the business owner is some sort of victim. Obviously she comes after us in her column, which is a big step for us because we’ve officially graduated from owning the brains of the Turtlegram and Gazette to owning the brains of the Boston Globe. Let’s see what she had to say……
“Especially if they’re women.”
See that right there? That’s why the Globe is a joke and no one takes them seriously. This story had NOTHING, I repeat, NOTHING, to do with gender. It was a person who said cops aren’t welcome at their business. It’s patently absurd to suggest that the fact that she’s a woman had anything to do with this. It’s also backed up by zero facts or evidence.
I do KIND OF feel sorry for the Mom, but not really. She knows her daughter. She knows she harbors these insane opinions, and she still employed her anyway. She was a liability. That was a dumb business move on her part.
Finally, after turning this woman into a tragic hero, Yvonne Abraham started sharing her thoughts on the turtle…..
“…a website that specializes in (and makes money from) marshaling drooling goons for mass attacks.”
Congrats turtle riders, you’ve officially been called out by the Boston Globe. You are all “drooling goons.” That’s a new one.
Of course the real lie here is that you all attacked this business because they “express left-of-center-views.” This isn’t a left of center of view:
This is left of Lena Dunham. This is anarchy. Literally anarchy. She doesn’t believe in law and order. She doesn’t want to humanize human beings.
Then came the imaginary rape threats and more whining:
So….where were the rape threats? Ya know, because her daughter is the kind of person who would immediately share them with the world so she could throw herself a pity party. It’s almost like she’s making it up.
This is what SJWs always do when they do something terrible. They blame people who say mean things to them for being terrible. Because they MUST find a way to victimize themselves. Like when Dianne Williamson posted naked pictures of her tow truck driver and mocked him on Facebook with her progressive friends. We blogged about it, and then she wrote this column whining about the mean things turtle riders said about her. These people are perpetual victims. It’s the only thing they know how to do.
Oh, and “we’re all dumb at 23?” That’s news to me. Why do we keep raising this age where you get a free pass for being a dildo? When I was 23 I had a college degree, a full time job (that wasn’t working for my Mom’s coffee shop), and was paying all my bills and living on my own. I knew better than to do what she did. So no, all 23 year olds aren’t dumb. Just your stupid daughter.
Oh please. The business was failing to begin with. You opened up a hipster coffee shop in Lynn. That’s like opening a Whole Foods in Lawrence, or a check cashing/pawn shop in Wellesley, or a Dentist practice in Colrain. Some things are just a bad match.
But it’s really sad because this woman is basically Mother Teresa and Turtleboy is the devil:
She donated food that was gonna spoil to the homeless shelter. If that doesn’t make a person a white savior I don’t know what does.
Love how Yvonne quotes our closing line though
. “We put up with you for a while, but those days are over. Now we burn shit.”
That was easily the best line of the blog and I’m so glad she used it. It just kind of came to me, but it’s so true. We’re sick of always being on the other end of this shit. Our website gets boycotted and attacked by assholes all the time. We don’t whine, we fight back. So yea, when we see people telling cops they’re not human beings, we burn shit. Because two can play that game.
Oh, and Turtleboy is hardly anonymous Yvonne, you must’ve missed the news:
You are Turtleboy too.
Oh, and one more thing – you people reading this are all racist and misogynistic blood thirsty cretins:
So yea, welcome to the turtle Boston Globe. It’s gonna be fun taking you down just like we did to the local media in Worcester. The turtle is all grown up now.
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