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Boston Globe’s Obituary Editor Bryan Marquard Was Arrested For Punching The Clown In Front Of 2 Women, Still Has His Job, Is Supported By Hypocrite Globe Coworkers

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The Boston Globe has been been virtue signaling and expressing faux outrage all week ever since Christian Fauria did a Don Yee impression on WEEI’s mid day show:

Tomorrow the whole station has to go to sensitivity training after Globe editor turned activist Shirley Leung led a campaign of harassment against WEEI’s advertisers.

And her coworkers are LOVING it:

But their outrage is pretty selective, considering the Boston Globe has been harboring and encouraging a culture of sexual harassment for decades now. We documented this earlier today.

The Globe is pretending like they’ve cleaned house of all the perverts since #MeToo became all the rage. But it looks like they missed a guy or two.

Bryan Marquad is the obituaries editor for the Globe:

As you can see in his bio, he’s been with the Globe since 2000, but began writing obituaries in 2005. Hmmmmmm……I wonder what happened in 2005 that saw him get demoted from deputy editor to writing about dead people……

Turns out he was arrested for cranking the love pump in front of his female neighbor’s door:

Come on Bryan!! You’re a deputy editor, not a beat reporter!!

Nothing can be found about what ended up happening and we reached out to Bryan Marquard for comment but have not heard a reply. I guess you could say no nudes is good news for his neighbors though.

But what we do know is that he still works at the Globe. Because the Globe caters to and encourages an environment where overstimulated men are put around 22 year old interns who they lust over and try to add to their trophy cabinets. There was no way he was getting fired. So a couple women said they found him choking the clown in front of their apartment? Big deal. They probably wanted it. That’s literally how the Boston Globe has operated for decades now.

From the looks of it Bryan Marquard wanted to keep a low profile after this, so him and his wife Jill packed up their things and moved to West Lebanon, NH, on the Vermont border:

Which seems like something someone would do if they were, I dunno, no longer welcomed in the neighborhood. Looks like a fun commute!!

And wouldn’t ya know it? Many of the same Globe employees who have been sooooo outraged that Christian Fauria did a Don Yee impression, and have been proudly retweeting Shirley Leung’s harassment trophy heads, have been HUGE cheerleaders for Bryan Marquard. Like Todd Wallack:

Kevin Cullen:

Ironically Kevin had the audacity to reference…….wait for it……wait for it…….

#MeToo!!! While enabling and praising a coworker who curated the kielbasa in front of two nonconsensual women’s door.

Bryan’s got his back too:

It’s literally his only tweet.

He has 76 followers, most of whom are from the Globe:

He follows 5 total people, and at the top of the list is this tool bag:

Dan Kennedy isn’t even a journalist. He’s a journalism professor. Oh wait, he’s not even that. He’s an ASSOCIATE journalism professor at Northeastern. Not a real professor. And even though he supports this pervert he’s been busy boycotting WEEI advertisers, as if anyone gives a shit where a bootleg Northeastern journalism professor is doing his banking.

Professor Kennedy can be reached at 617.373.5187, by email at [email protected] or on Twitter at @dankennedy_nu.

And many more……

Search his name on Twitter. It’s literally a Boston Globe lovefest for this guy.

But please, tell me more about how outraged you all are that Christian Fauria did an impression on a radio station that none of you are forced to listen to. Frauds.

20 Comment(s)
  • juror seven esq.
    February 16, 2018 at 1:49 pm

    I like how the Globe identifies the “good ones” over at WEEI. Dale and Holly, the first one, Dale Arnold is impossible to listen to. Mike Holly, there’s a reason you didn’t last a month at the Chicago newspaper. They know talent and could see that you had none.

    Any one that takes Trinni K serious needs to leave the room. Turn off the radio any time she is on the Kirk and Callahan show.

    Steve “old time baseball” Buckley doesn’t appear very often. His suit is sports and pretty much stays away from everything else.

    • February 17, 2018 at 9:57 am

      I’m goin jackin it in San Diego! Jackin jackin jackin jack. Slappin it slappity slappity slap.

      Steve Buckley sucks. He defended fellow jacka Ron b’orgys

      Smackitty smackitty smackitty smack.

  • Citypoint
    February 16, 2018 at 12:25 pm

    Where was Shirley and the rest of the SJW crew when the Glob ran a political cartoon depicting the Irish as rats?
    That doesn’t count because it was a slur against a white ethnic group?
    Like you Shirley I voted with my wallet.
    I hang up any time I’m called for a subscription.
    Never buy the Glob.
    Wouldn’t rap fish in it.

  • Screw PC
    February 16, 2018 at 11:31 am

    “Me too”, says cuck Kevin Cullen. Damn, Harvey Weinstein got to stick his dick in every pussy, including Kevin Cullen, except that time it was consensual. Somebody throw that cocksucker two tampons.

  • Barry
    February 16, 2018 at 11:17 am

    It’s a good thing stereotypical impersonations are a thing of the past. SNL has been pretty stale since the election.

  • Ancient Freeper
    February 16, 2018 at 11:16 am

    That screen grab from Free Republic takes me back.

  • Rich
    February 16, 2018 at 9:44 am

    Dan Kennedy is insufferable.

  • KJDS
    February 16, 2018 at 8:56 am

    “There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That’s why it’s a joke.” – Michael Scott, ‘The Office’

  • Hugh Jass
    February 16, 2018 at 6:01 am

    Eunuch TB still a poseur, blustering and bragging. Yet my grrrl DeDe bested him repeatedly in a battle of wits and guts. Now TB has zero FB presence. Because he poked the bear… Snicker.

    • HJ Hugh
      February 16, 2018 at 8:50 am

      So clever. So smart. Please continue with such brilliant comments!

    • White Cop
      February 16, 2018 at 9:33 am

      I love when homosexuals like you get arrested. It brightens my day, especially when they cry.

  • Heat Miser
    February 16, 2018 at 12:59 am

    You’re telling me this deviant Brad Marquand went from feeding his goose in front of the neighbor ladies as a City Editor to writing necrophilia porn for The Boston Globe? How many times you think this maniac spilleded his ink on Shirley Lueng’s, Yvonne Abraham’s, and Kevin Cullen’s keyboards over the years?

    • Hugh Jass
      February 16, 2018 at 6:03 am

      Marquand kneels at the altar of my bestie DeDe. So he can keep his job. As long as he keeps paying it forward. DeDe has spoken…

      • JoeMomma
        February 16, 2018 at 8:15 am

        That wasn’t Dodo speaking, it was just a toilet flushing. They both sound the same.

      • White Cop
        February 16, 2018 at 9:40 am

        Hugh Jass, a.k.a. “fat Jimmy with the backwards hat”, hangs out at Dunkin Donuts. He hates cops, but he needs their protection because he’s a fat defenseless load. He kowtows to “DeDe”, but she hates white people. This is because his dad hated him for being a homosexual and rejected him. That’s why he cries and stuff his gullet with donuts.

        • TortugaNino
          February 16, 2018 at 11:48 am

          WHICH DUNKINS!?!?!? id personally break every one of his fingers if it meant I didn’t have to read his retarded comments anymore. Any updates on that hambeast he worships IRS audit yet? I have been patiently waiting to hear about the tax bill she gets slammed with, and the go fund me that will inevitably be started to pay it off.

  • BigDeal
    February 16, 2018 at 12:44 am

    I don’t understand the outrage about the Don Yee impression. I thought it was funny.

    • KJDS
      February 16, 2018 at 9:04 am

      That’s because you’re probably a normal person – not a hyper-sensitive, virtue-signalling SJW.

    • Tom Blackburn
      February 17, 2018 at 12:20 am

      And the best part about it is by attacking non-whites, Fauria helps advance the white race and preserve a future for white children.

  • Steven Stover
    February 15, 2018 at 10:33 pm

    The Globe is just a big city Telegram.

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