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Oh, boy do I love it when scam artists go up in smoke! This brought me such joy that I thought I’d write y’all a little update just to share it with you. A lovely little turtle rider brought it to my attention that it seemed like Faleesha Gaylord ,of Boston Rustic Weddings shame, has been selling just about every item of wedding shit that they have:
Yikes, girl. Why are you selling every bit of everything your bum company owns? I mean, you guys were featured in a wedding magazine called The Knot, which is a pretty big deal. Oh, does it have anything to do with the reviews on their website you’ve gotten this month?
Shee-it, that’s just from this month! The further you scroll, the worse they get, too. But we already knew this.
There’s two reasons that they’re selling all their shit:
1) They’re trying to do the right thing and make money back so they can pay back all the people they screwed. LOL. Nah.
2) They’re giving up scamming people on their special day, have gone out of business and are now 100% in the hole and need to recoup some losses.
If you guessed number 2, you win nothing but the satisfaction of being right:
There’s literally no way these two can do the right thing and reimburse these poor people who they screwed over on what’s supposed to be a once in a lifetime event. So instead, they chose to close up shop and sell everything they have. Good.
Wow, I wonder how it all went wrong… Let’s revisit how they communicate with their customers, shall we?
I wonder why their business went straight into the shitter? It certainly couldn’t be because they have zero ethics and can’t follow through with the pretty picture they paint of your wedding day. I’m absolutely positive that CBS Boston ITeam is to blame, here. And I’m absolutely sure they totally won’t report on this tomorrow without citing us, they’re soooo not like that. Even if they do, we’re just a gossip blog, right? Fuck us.
Whatever the case is, things don’t seem to be so happy in the Gaylord world. For that, I am truly fucking stoked. You don’t promise a service, take shitfuck tons of money to be able to perform that service, and never follow through. Of half ass it when you do follow through. Or get bitchy with unhappy customers because you didn’t do what you said you’d do. I could list everything that these assholes did that was totally wrong, but we’ve been over this. Bunch of friggin’ boners.
So yeah, bottom line: The they deserved to have to close up shop. They lied to brides and grooms, they fucked up WEDDINGS which is a pretty fucking huge no-no and have had a generally sour attitude about the whole thing from the start. Good for them finally doing right thing and going away.