Boston Rustic Pulled A Cheech And Chong And Went Up In Smoke, We Blame CBS ITeam

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Oh, boy do I love it when scam artists go up in smoke! This brought me such joy that I thought I’d write y’all a little update just to share it with you. A lovely little turtle rider brought it to my attention that it seemed like Faleesha Gaylord ,of Boston Rustic Weddings shame, has been selling just about every item of wedding shit that they have:

Yikes, girl. Why are you selling every bit of everything your bum company owns? I mean, you guys were featured in a wedding magazine called The Knot, which is a pretty big deal. Oh, does it have anything to do with the reviews on their website you’ve gotten this month?

Shee-it, that’s just from this month! The further you scroll, the worse they get, too. But we already knew this.

There’s two reasons that they’re selling all their shit:

1) They’re trying to do the right thing and make money back so they can pay back all the people they screwed. LOL. Nah.

2) They’re giving up scamming people on their special day, have gone out of business and are now 100% in the hole and need to recoup some losses.

If you guessed number 2, you win nothing but the satisfaction of being right:

There’s literally no way these two can do the right thing and reimburse these poor people who they screwed over on what’s supposed to be a once in a lifetime event. So instead, they chose to close up shop and sell everything they have. Good.

Wow, I wonder how it all went wrong… Let’s revisit how they communicate with their customers, shall we?

I wonder why their business went straight into the shitter? It certainly couldn’t be because they have zero ethics and can’t follow through with the pretty picture they paint of your wedding day. I’m absolutely positive that CBS Boston ITeam is to blame, here. And I’m absolutely sure they totally won’t report on this tomorrow without citing us, they’re soooo not like that. Even if they do, we’re just a gossip blog, right? Fuck us.

Whatever the case is, things don’t seem to be so happy in the Gaylord world. For that, I am truly fucking stoked. You don’t promise a service, take shitfuck tons of money to be able to perform that service, and never follow through. Of half ass it when you do follow through. Or get bitchy with unhappy customers because you didn’t do what you said you’d do. I could list everything that these assholes did that was totally wrong, but we’ve been over this.  Bunch of friggin’ boners.

So yeah, bottom line: The they deserved to have to close up shop. They lied to brides and grooms, they fucked up WEDDINGS which is a pretty fucking huge no-no and have had a generally sour attitude about the whole thing from the start. Good for them finally doing right thing and going away.



11 Comment(s)
  • Wedding Scams
    October 16, 2018 at 4:46 am

    The Knot should be renamed The Noose, or maybe The Ball And Chain.

    marriage, ummmmm no thanks

    • Y
      October 16, 2018 at 10:47 am

      The three rings of marriage:
      1. engagement ring
      2. wedding ring
      3. suffer-ring

  • Scott
    October 15, 2018 at 10:29 pm

    I can’t muster up much sympathy for their customers. Most likely an army of entitled bridezillas who are spending daddy’s money and want the best of everything. Screw them. The wedding industry is pure scum from top to bottom. How about go to City Hall with three friends and do it there.

    • JHH
      October 16, 2018 at 12:12 pm

      The problem is that people don’t take marriage seriously anymore. They put so much effort into the wedding and so little into the actual marriage. Family & friends don’t seem to understand that they too have a responsibility to help a marriage when or before it goes south. They should encourage the couple to find solutions beyond divorce. There’s no shame in divorce anymore. Like so many other things marriage is becoming a disposable thing. That cheapens it.

  • TJB
    October 15, 2018 at 9:34 pm

    I like TB, been commenting from the beginning. But when i hit the X on an AD because its blocking content, it redirects to a product that I will never buy.

    • Chumblie's Unreliable Ads
      October 16, 2018 at 4:45 am

      Excellent the adds are working as designed.

    • Annoyed Reader
      October 16, 2018 at 12:02 pm

      TBS has to do something about their site. I appreciate the content but it’s a pain to get to even the comments. I know they have to make money, but there’s got to be a better way to design this site. I would certainly come here more often if it wasn’t such a mess.
      The other thing that gets under my skin is typos. Proofread your blogs. I tend to be more forgiving of them here because I have found the content to be truthful. Normally typos automatically make me less inclined to believe the info. If you don’t properly edit I have to think the research is also half assed.

  • Chumblies Unreliable Catering
    October 15, 2018 at 8:07 pm

    I provide the same service for half the price. My business is honest, I tell you up front I won’t show up so you don’t have to anxiously wait. I’m not coming and you know it, for that service I charge half as much and provide you with a great excuse to bail on a wedding your not sure about or garner sympathy from everyone attending, resulting in a nice little fund raiser for you, not to mention everybody forgets your past misdeeds as if they never happened.

    • ElJefe72
      October 15, 2018 at 9:09 pm

      Do you also assist in setting up shady GoFundMe pages for my emotional collapse after you ruined my special day?

      • Chumbly
        October 16, 2018 at 4:43 am

        Yes, absolutely! I then take all the money for myself and you are once again a hapless victim of The Man… resulting in even greater attention and sympathy. No need to thank me, it’s what I do.

        Sincerely Chumbly

  • Y
    October 15, 2018 at 8:02 pm

    Add them to the graveyard!!

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