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CBS Boston Iteam Ripped Off Our Story About Boston Rustic Wedding, Faleesha Gaylord Gloriously Made An Ass Out Of Herself In The Comments And Manch Is Laughing So Hard She Needs Medical Assistance

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In case you missed it, the CBS Iteam, as in “investigative” team, totally ripped our story on Boston Rustic Wedding Rentals. That’s fine, you guys know where you read it first… Despite them not linking or citing us, which we do every damn time. They can get bent. I did however just about double over laughing at this picture of Joe Gaylord:

 

 

Hahahahahahaha! That there is one suprised maroon!

I just have to say this: Fuck off with your “bitter bride” bullshit. They’re not bitter, they got fucked over on their wedding day. That’s not bitter, that’s completely justified anger towards an asshole who took their money and ran. These women, and their husbands, paid damn good money to have their special day completely ruined by an unavailable, flippant little bitch.

Of course, Faleesha Gaylord was ALL OVER the comments defending her “honor” after this started happening:

 

“but ok.” Said the super-duper professional wedding lady who totally isn’t going to run off with your cash. This chick is so fucking tapped that she thinks that’s how you run a business and attempt to redeem yourself. Nah, hon, nah.

The bad reviews of this place basically exploded in the comments to the point that she had to be removed from the group because she could keep her pole polisher shut:

 

God damn right, Ariel Cortez knows what’s up!

I’m about to die. I know I shouldn’t laugh at this shit because a lot of people got burnt by these Gaylords, but I can’t help it. Ya see, when you fuck people over and end up getting bent over and pounded by every single person you screwed over, that makes me giggle like and overly excited school girl. I. Like. Justice. And this is exactly that. Faleesha and Joe Gaylord can kiss my giggling ass.

As for the Iteam, I guess I keep forgetting that we’re not “real news”. Even when the “real news” picks our stories up and doesn’t cite us. Meaning that we had the news first, but we’re still not “real news”. Got it? OK. Class dimissed.

Faleesha, I know you’re reading this because you’re a narcissistic bag of dicks who screws over every bride you come into contact with. You want to defend your honor? Come on Turtleboy Sports Live this weekend. You won’t, though. You’re really only good at defending yourself in comments that say nothing about your side of the story, because your side of the story is “Fuck it, I made money.”. You want redemption? Call in.

 

 

 

 

 

 

13 Comment(s)
  • He lightskinned
    September 26, 2018 at 10:50 pm

    “Stay away from “mulatto” too.”

    How about ‘lightskinned?’ Is that offensive?

  • CT TB fan
    September 26, 2018 at 11:59 am

    Don’t you just love it when you scroll down to the comments and you can easily differentiate comments left by regular TB riders and comments left by the idiot subjects of the blog (who try and defend themselves by criticizing TB).

    Yes, we see you! You’re not fooling anyone.

    Don’t you guys have another wedding event to fail? It takes a lot of time and energy to screw up your own business so badly. Stop posting fake comments and get back to work!

  • Maggie the Cat
    September 26, 2018 at 11:57 am

    Is there any way you can copyright your blog? I hope there is, so that the credit will go to the real investigators, not the parasites who steal the work of others.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      September 26, 2018 at 1:35 pm

      I’m pretty sure you can just by putting a copyright notice at the top. But that only pertains to the actual blog, not the subject matter. IOW, you can’t copyright a “scoop”.

  • Screw PC
    September 26, 2018 at 10:44 am

    Get this – the Boston Globe did a puff piece about them in March:

    “For that picture-perfect wedding: Boston Rustic
    By Cindy Cantrell GLOBE CORRESPONDENT MARCH 09, 2018”

    The Turtle needs to spike that fucking football.

  • Turtle Rider
    September 26, 2018 at 10:30 am

    Holy shit. Change the size of your quotes in the settings. Way too big.

  • Turtle Rider
    September 26, 2018 at 10:29 am

    The bad reviews of this place basically exploded in the comments to the point that she had to be removed from the group because she could keep her pole polisher shut

    You mean because she couldn’t keep her mouth shut?

    Come on.

  • Turtle Rider
    September 26, 2018 at 10:20 am

    You spelled moron wrong. “maroon”
    Who’s the moron now?

    LOL

    Good story.

    By the way when are the Turtle Boy coffee cups gonna be in stock?

    • You're a maroon
      September 26, 2018 at 10:33 am

      I take it you never watched Bugs Bunny.

    • Maroon 3 (noun)
      September 26, 2018 at 10:34 am

      Trick question. You’re both morons. A “maroon” is a highly derogatory word for a Jamaican slave.

      Using a word when you don’t know what it means can get you shot. Pick up a book every once in a while.

      • Quality Control
        September 26, 2018 at 11:25 am

        He/she is correct. A “maroon” is a descendant of a Jamaican slave. The etiology does comes from being “marooned” or isolated on an island, and also from reddish brown color. Regardless, it’s not something you want to say at a Black Lives Matter rally. Stay away from “mulatto” too.

        • Y
          September 26, 2018 at 12:35 pm

          Quality Control 2:
          e·ti·ol·o·gy
          ˌēdēˈäləjē/Submit
          noun
          1.
          MEDICINE
          the cause, set of causes, or manner of causation of a disease or condition.
          “a disease of unknown etiology”
          2.
          the investigation or attribution of the cause or reason for something, often expressed in terms of historical or mythical explanation.

        • Not wid my dick
          October 8, 2018 at 12:07 pm

          So we’re free to wipe the slate clear of the eight long years of the Magificent Mulatto’s reign?????

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