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In case you missed it, the CBS Iteam, as in “investigative” team, totally ripped our story on Boston Rustic Wedding Rentals. That’s fine, you guys know where you read it first… Despite them not linking or citing us, which we do every damn time. They can get bent. I did however just about double over laughing at this picture of Joe Gaylord:
Hahahahahahaha! That there is one suprised maroon!
I just have to say this: Fuck off with your “bitter bride” bullshit. They’re not bitter, they got fucked over on their wedding day. That’s not bitter, that’s completely justified anger towards an asshole who took their money and ran. These women, and their husbands, paid damn good money to have their special day completely ruined by an unavailable, flippant little bitch.
Of course, Faleesha Gaylord was ALL OVER the comments defending her “honor” after this started happening:
“but ok.” Said the super-duper professional wedding lady who totally isn’t going to run off with your cash. This chick is so fucking tapped that she thinks that’s how you run a business and attempt to redeem yourself. Nah, hon, nah.
The bad reviews of this place basically exploded in the comments to the point that she had to be removed from the group because she could keep her pole polisher shut:
God damn right, Ariel Cortez knows what’s up!
I’m about to die. I know I shouldn’t laugh at this shit because a lot of people got burnt by these Gaylords, but I can’t help it. Ya see, when you fuck people over and end up getting bent over and pounded by every single person you screwed over, that makes me giggle like and overly excited school girl. I. Like. Justice. And this is exactly that. Faleesha and Joe Gaylord can kiss my giggling ass.
As for the Iteam, I guess I keep forgetting that we’re not “real news”. Even when the “real news” picks our stories up and doesn’t cite us. Meaning that we had the news first, but we’re still not “real news”. Got it? OK. Class dimissed.
Faleesha, I know you’re reading this because you’re a narcissistic bag of dicks who screws over every bride you come into contact with. You want to defend your honor? Come on Turtleboy Sports Live this weekend. You won’t, though. You’re really only good at defending yourself in comments that say nothing about your side of the story, because your side of the story is “Fuck it, I made money.”. You want redemption? Call in.