The Pumpkin Spice Mafia has been relatively quiet during the commie cold crisis, but they have been brought back to life by this woman right here:
Her name is Rae Desrosiers from Johnston, RI. And she decided to post this yesterday, which got thousands of shares and comments before being taken down.
Breaking News: Woman hears ridiculous, unbelievable rumor about door to door mask salesmen knocking women out with chloroform laced masks, doesn’t question it at all, and asks everyone to share it because we don’t have enough unnecessary panic as it is right now.
As you can see, over 2K people shared this post in a matter of hours, despite it obviously being complete bullshit. This is the source:
Who wore it better?
Anyone who believes a chick with eyebrows like that shouldn’t be allowed to vote. Not that these people vote anyway, but if they wanted to technically they could.
She’s also a manager at a bartending school, which is still selling training classes and scheduling them for a time when there is no guarantee that the quarantine will be over.
I didn’t get a chance to read the comments because people just sent the screenshot of her post, but I would imagine that almost everyone who responded, shared, and believed it, were female. Sorry ladies, but you know that only women ever fall for this shit. I’ve seen this a million times before:
“Uh muhhh gahhhd, this is like totally sex traffuckin!!”
“Ladies, be careful out there and don’t try on any masks”
“I’ve seen a lot of people posting about this and heard from muh girlfriend who is a CNA that it’s true.”
Actually, scratch that:
Turns out men can join the Pumpkin Spice Mafia Commie Cold Chapter too.
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