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Brandeis Student Khadijah Lynch Celebrates NYPD Assassination On Twitter, Campus Attacks Jeff Mael For Outing Her

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There have been thousands of idiots protesting Ferguson and Eric Garner but I recently came across by far the most insane of all these nudniks. Her name is Khadijah Lynch


and she is a Brandeis University student who basically took a steamy Khadijah dump all over the NYPD the day that two NYPD cops were killed in Brooklyn. But because we’re apparently living in the bizarro world she’s being treated like a hero (she even has her own hashtag), and the student who called her out on it – Daniel Mael – is being treated like the bad guy.

It all started when my girl Khadijah tweeted out this gem:

“i have no sympathy for the nypd officers who were murdered today.”

“lmao, all i just really dont have sympathy for the cops who were shot. i hate this racist f…ing country.”

“the fact that black people have not burned this country down is beyond me”

“I am in riot mode. Fuck this fucking country”

Obviously this girl is the biggest piece of shit you’ve ever heard of. Obviously. But at the time she was the undergraduate representative in the Brandeis African and Afro-American studies department. Ya got that? She wasn’t just a normal student – she was a leader!!


That’s where a conservative student named Jeff Mael came into the picture. He posted her tweets on a site he runs and she was quickly anointed the biggest asshole in the history of the internet. Now most normal people would look at this and say, “that’s what you get for posting dumb shit on Twitter.” But not at Brandeis. After all, this was a school that made Turtleboy’s naughty list this year when they banned a world famous battered woman (Hirsi Ali) from being their graduation speaker because she was critical of Islam for mutilating her genitals.

Nope, at Brandeis Khadijah became the victim and Mael became the evil white guy. Some idiot named Michael Piccione, who serves on the Student Board of Conduct, wrote a letter to the faculty and students and said, “Mael has exposed Khadijah to the largely white supremacist following of the website.” He said that it was Mael, and not my girl Khadijah, who had violated the student conduct policy, for “stalking.”


Then there’s my favorite part of the email:

“Khadijah specifically requested that her personal comments be removed from the website and the article in question taken down, but her wishes were ignored,”

Piccione also said that Lynch’s heartwarming revolutionary tweets were her “own personal opinion” and that she does not want her tweets “publicized in any form and if you do not abide by my wishes I constitute your disregard as slander.”

It wasn’t just students getting Khadisha’s back and shitting on Mael either. Some nitwit professor issued a letter basically calling her a hero while saying that responses to Khadijah Lynch should be condemned with even greater passion.” Because obviously criticizing someone who is celebrating the deaths of two innocent police officers is a million times worse than celebrating the deaths of two innocent police officers. Even ask Professor Sonya Conner.


It also just so happens that Jeff Mael is Jewish and an outspoken supporter of Israel. So naturally everyone at Brandeis (named after America’s first Jewish Supreme Court Justice) thinks he’s the devil. Because in America it’s OK to shit on Jews because Israel is a big bad bully and Hamas are the friendly neighbors that just wanna be friends.

Everything about this is insane. First you have Khadija Lynch. Hey girl, if you hate America so much you are more than welcome to leave and never come back. You won’t be missed in the least bit. There’s a reason that “black people haven’t burned this country down.” And that reason is because America is fucking awesome. Why burn down a country that gives you the opportunity to pursue whatever career you want, practice whatever religion you want, and block traffic at Lincoln Square whenever you’re mad?


Also, black people are not all the same person. Please stop suggesting that just because someone is born with black skin that they automatically view the world in the same angry way that you do. Some people just live life and are happy. Black people too. There’s even black cops!! Mind blown!!

And then there’s the idiot who wrote the email whining about her “own private opinions.” I don’t know how many times I have to say this until people get this very simple concept – THE INTERNET IS NOT YOUR FUCKING DIARY!! Once you write something on Twitter it no longer belongs to you. It belongs to EVERYONE. Ya got that? There’s no such thing as “stalking” on the Internet. If I can read what you wrote with a click of the the mouse that’s not stalking. Stalking involves getting dressed up in disguise and sitting outside of your ex-girlfriend’s house for hours. All Jeff Mael did is sit on his couch and go on Twitter.

If Khadijah didn’t want to be publicly lambasted as the ultimate radical dooshnozzle, then she probably should’ve kept her idiotic, hateful statements to herself. But she didn’t. Now she has to deal with Internet blowback. Welcome to reality.

My favorite part is when she said, “I constitute your disregard as slander” if Mael didn’t take down her tweets. Oh snap!! An undergraduate student of zero significance has arbitrarily decided that re-posting a Tweet that SHE WROTE, is slander!! Sounds pretty legit. I think this is hilarious simply because I’ve been on the receiving end of these imaginary lawsuits from imaginary legal experts hundreds of times since we started Turtleboy Sports. I’m still waiting for my first summons.

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  • Vanessa
    December 31, 2014 at 4:41 am

    I read that admin at this college has posted some crazy opinions on other issues as well such as the Boston marathon bombings and how that had to do with poor social status and not terrorist agenda. Just another crazy group of extremists brainwashing people

  • Jjo
    December 30, 2014 at 5:08 pm

    First of all, either affirmative action or money got her into Brandeis. It cannot possibly be her intelligence, because no one with half a developed brain would write this on twitter and expect it not to come back and kick them in the a$$. Things are coming to light about the black “victims” that are making them not so like able. If she hates this country so damn much and she thinks that she is the only one to experience prejudice, give her a one way ticket to Siberia. Hard to believe a school with such a Jewish population has nothing to say about this, and defends the student. I hope this haunts her her entire life, and that each and every officer that has to deal with her knows her statements.

  • Worcester One
    December 30, 2014 at 12:43 pm

    It warms my heart to think about what the near, post graduation future holds for Kadijah after she leaves the warped, false world of Brandeis.

    Kadijah maybe a small minded bitch, but reality is a much bigger one. She is woefully unprepared. It’s almost funny.

    I can’t wait until she threatens the wrong people in the real world with her powerless, idle threats. She will finally learn what real imbalance is.

  • Non Sequitor
    December 30, 2014 at 9:23 am

    Is this girl not preaching hate?

    One of the many issues with America society such as it has become is the rise of overpriced “liberal arts” colleges that are filled with teachers who have never had a real world job. Probably why they are called “professors,” they profess to know things, even though they’ve never done them for real.

    This nincompoop’s “rage” against whitey is emblematic of the victim mentality of that small minority of blacks, who are probably from middle class families to begin with, whereby all of us owe them everything.

    My family didn’t own slaves. Far from it. My grandparents from Italy weren’t much more than indentured servants. A long way from being slaves, yes, but they were not big landowners, etc. Never once did I hear the N bomb out of their mouths. However they were all about hard work. This entitled bitch would get her face slapped hard by my grandfather for shitting on this country which allowed her an opportunity for a high priced education (presumably for free).

    Hey Kadijjjaa you wanna help black people? How ’bout volunteering in Liberia? Those are some black people who need a hell of a lot more help than any violent thug in Ferguson. “Volunteer in Liberia? Hell, no, that’s for white people.”

    It’s just a good thing we don’t use her last name first……..

  • Got Nukes?
    December 30, 2014 at 8:33 am

    If you hate America, you do know your free to get the fuck out

  • Wabbitt
    December 30, 2014 at 12:09 am

    The best part is that this poor guy is an asshole for supporting Israel, even though he’s Jewish and attending a school named for Louis Brandeis.

    Hey Kadijah, I’m willing to bet that Brandeis has a pretty extensive law library (being that it’s named after a fucking Supreme Court justice). Maybe you should go look up the definition of slander. It means “defamation by oral utterance rather than by writing, pictures, etc.”

    What you’re actually saying ol’ Jeff did was libel, which is “defamation by written or printed words, pictures, or in any form other than by spoken words or gestures.”

    But since YOU POSTED IT ON THE INTERNET FOR THE ENTIRE WORLD TO SEE, IT’S NOT EITHER FUCKING ONE. Why don’t you accuse him of rape and murder, too? He’s as guilty of those as he is of slander!

  • Brian
    December 29, 2014 at 9:15 pm

    Wait, I’m confused, why would the Jewish school hate Israel?

    • Finnish Goalie
      December 29, 2014 at 11:35 pm

      Zionism isn’t necessarily popular in some corners of the American Jewish population. Just as all Blacks are not of one mind on any given subject, being Jewish does not make your pro-Israeli.

  • Miss M
    December 29, 2014 at 7:26 pm

    So she’s happy that two people lost their lives, as long as they weren’t black people. Her problem is that this country is anti-black however she is actually more discriminatory than the people she hates, because she hates anyone who isn’t black-for any reason. I am willing to bet the board that accepted her into that nice school was probably comprised of a bunch of white people. Moreover, it’s Brandeis so they were likely Jewish. Does she hate them for giving her a podium to run her hate speech, have a teensy bit of power and a menial fan base that she can spew her thoughtless rhetoric to? I am 99% certain she left these thoughts out of her admission essay.

    She’s a giant idiot and is just as guilty, if not more so, of discrimination, than the people she hates. If there is anything worse than a bigot it’s a hypocrite. Although, its a close call on that one. Thankfully she is both so I don’t have to decide which character flaw I detest more. #thanks4thatKadij

    Anything you say online, anytime, is never protected and you have zero right to privacy when you plug your thoughts into a giant, worldwide, algorithm. Get a diary, you have no rights. #kadijahlearnthelawgirl

    I will personally buy her a one way ticket to any destination in the world, one caveat is that she stays out and brings her bigotry to a country that supports her views. Countries that support hatred, celebrate death, and would probably welcome her (until they you know, kill or mutilate her because that’s how they roll) include but are not limited to:

    -Saudi Arabia

    All lovely destinations I am quite sure. Genocide, general lawlessness and human trafficking to boot. Trip is on me! I got a Christmas bonus this year, quite anxious to spend it! In fact, I will even include your piece of crap professor buddy.

    Kadijah Lynch #Iwouldneverstandwithyou.

    • Lee Hume
      December 29, 2014 at 7:29 pm

      Most excellent.

      Hell, I’ll chip in on that ticket.

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