Here’s a post that someone flashed the turtle signal for on a Worcester yard sale page….
Boo. Fucking. Hoo.
God I hate these people with a passion. It’s always the same story line:
- Greedy landlord actually wants to be paid rent
- Sick child’s bills make it impossible to afford regular bills
- Please give me free shit
This story doesn’t make any sense either. You don’t just get kicked out of a building overnight with a litter of crotch fruits. Your landlord doesn’t take all your possessions and put it into a storage facility. That storage facility doesn’t then sell all your shit because your kid got sick. None of that happened. It’s all a lie. She just wants to get free shit from you.
Of course what likely happened was she didn’t pay her rent for a year, ended up getting evicted after a long and drawn out court battle, and had her possessions put into storage until she could pay back what she owed. And because she likely doesn’t work very much she couldn’t come up with that, so now she wants you to refurnish the next place she gets evicted from.
This Facebook filter tells you everything you need to know about her.
Ninety nine percent of people who use the “I am living proof that recovery works,” are actually living proof that recovery doesn’t work 99% of the time.
This one too:
Yes, you are THAT girl. The one who will service you behind the dumpster at 7/11 for a Klondike bar and a couple of Diego’s new testers.
Then there’s her choice in mate.
Or how bout the fact that on her Facebook page she has a picture of her allegedly sick son graduating from what appears to be high school two years ago (which would indicate he’s probably at least 20 years old now).
But of course she has to hide behind him and raw dog trophy #2 because she knows that kids = cash/money. Just don’t mention how old the kids are, because mentioning sick kids gives the readers the illusion that they’re little, and it usually does the trick.
Then someone pointed something out…..
Yup, that’s right – her and her junkalump friends robbed an elderly man on while he was riding his bicycle in Northboro.
Heather L. Collazo, 35, 665 Boston Road, Sudbury, was arrested and charged with unarmed assault with intent to rob and conspiracy. Jabiel I. Zayas, 37, 15 Sturgis St., Worcester, was charged with assault and battery on a person over 65, with injury, and unarmed assault with intent to rob and conspiracy. A third suspect, an unnamed juvenile, was also charged with the same.
She got three years probation for the assault.
Heather L. Collazo, 36, of Sudbury, was placed on three concurrent terms of 3 years’ probation after pleading guilty to two counts of assault and battery on a victim over 60 years old or disabled with an injury; and unarmed assault with intent to rob. As conditions of probation, she was ordered to remain drug-free, to undergo a substance abuse evaluation with treatment and counseling as recommended by the Probation Department, to submit to random drug tests, to stay away and have no contact with the victim, and to pay $90 victim witness fee, $65 probation fee.
But of course whenever someone points out an inconvenient truth on these community pages the morons come out to play junkie’s advocate.
“Innocent until proven guilty.”
Yea, the good part about when Heather pleaded guilty was that the taxpayers didn’t have to pay to have it proven that she was guilty. She just admitted instead.
“She is asking for help, not looking to steal or buy your items.”
She’s a junkie who robs elderly people while they’re riding their bikes in public. I assure you that she is capable of robbing your ass.
“Why would you even do a background check?”
I know right? How dare someone else do a basic background research on someone before agreeing to meet up with them to give them free stuff. If you can’t trust a junkie on Facebook then who can you trust?
Blah, blah, blah. Shutup.
The bottom line is you should always question everything you see on Facebook, especially in your local yard sale or community pages. Scam artists are everywhere and they prey on stupid people. Anyone who calls you an asshole and says you shouldn’t should be mocked relentlessly because they’re contributing to the problem.
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