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Brass Junkie Previously Arrested For Robbing Elderly Man On Bike Tells Sob Story On Worcester Yard Sale Page About Sick Son For Free Furniture, Gets Called Out, Pulls Delete And Retreat


Here’s a post that someone flashed the turtle signal for on a Worcester yard sale page….

Boo. Fucking. Hoo.

God I hate these people with a passion. It’s always the same story line:

  • Greedy landlord actually wants to be paid rent
  • Sick child’s bills make it impossible to afford regular bills
  • Please give me free shit

This story doesn’t make any sense either. You don’t just get kicked out of a building overnight with a litter of crotch fruits. Your landlord doesn’t take all your possessions and put it into a storage facility. That storage facility doesn’t then sell all your shit because your kid got sick. None of that happened. It’s all a lie. She just wants to get free shit from you.

Of course what likely happened was she didn’t pay her rent for a year, ended up getting evicted after a long and drawn out court battle, and had her possessions put into storage until she could pay back what she owed. And because she likely doesn’t work very much she couldn’t come up with that, so now she wants you to refurnish the next place she gets evicted from.

This Facebook filter tells you everything you need to know about her.

Ninety nine percent of people who use the “I am living proof that recovery works,” are actually living proof that recovery doesn’t work 99% of the time.

This one too:

Yes, you are THAT girl. The one who will service you behind the dumpster at 7/11 for a Klondike bar and a couple of Diego’s new testers.

Then there’s her choice in mate.

Nuff said.

Or how bout the fact that on her Facebook page she has a picture of her allegedly sick son graduating from what appears to be high school two years ago (which would indicate he’s probably at least 20 years old now).

But of course she has to hide behind him and raw dog trophy #2 because she knows that kids = cash/money. Just don’t mention how old the kids are, because mentioning sick kids gives the readers the illusion that they’re little, and it usually does the trick.

Then someone pointed something out…..

Yup, that’s right – her and her junkalump friends robbed an elderly man on while he was riding his bicycle in Northboro.

Heather L. Collazo, 35, 665 Boston Road, Sudbury, was arrested and charged with unarmed assault with intent to rob and conspiracy. Jabiel I. Zayas, 37, 15 Sturgis St., Worcester, was charged with assault and battery on a person over 65, with injury, and unarmed assault with intent to rob and conspiracy. A third suspect, an unnamed juvenile, was also charged with the same.

Sudbury!! She’s from friggin Sudbury!! If you’ve ever lived in Sudbury and you find yourself begging for free shit, you should just stop existing. Because you are the ultimate failure.

She got three years probation for the assault.

Heather L. Collazo, 36, of Sudbury, was placed on three concurrent terms of 3 years’ probation after pleading guilty to two counts of assault and battery on a victim over 60 years old or disabled with an injury; and unarmed assault with intent to rob. As conditions of probation, she was ordered to remain drug-free, to undergo a substance abuse evaluation with treatment and counseling as recommended by the Probation Department, to submit to random drug tests, to stay away and have no contact with the victim, and to pay $90 victim witness fee, $65 probation fee.

But of course whenever someone points out an inconvenient truth on these community pages the morons come out to play junkie’s advocate.

“Innocent until proven guilty.”

Yea, the good part about when Heather pleaded guilty was that the taxpayers didn’t have to pay to have it proven that she was guilty. She just admitted instead.

“She is asking for help, not looking to steal or buy your items.”

She’s a junkie who robs elderly people while they’re riding their bikes in public. I assure you that she is capable of robbing your ass.

“Why would you even do a background check?”

I know right? How dare someone else do a basic background research on someone before agreeing to meet up with them to give them free stuff. If you can’t trust a junkie on Facebook then who can you trust?

Blah, blah, blah. Shutup.

The bottom line is you should always question everything you see on Facebook, especially in your local yard sale or community pages. Scam artists are everywhere and they prey on stupid people. Anyone who calls you an asshole and says you shouldn’t should be mocked relentlessly because they’re contributing to the problem.




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26 Comment(s)
  • Get any lamer? You can’t!
    March 24, 2019 at 7:22 am

    Dear god you guys just troll FB all day looking for something to bitch about and call it a news story … in which you bitch about other people’s outrage.

    • Shut up Dumbass
      March 24, 2019 at 9:37 am

      It’s entertaining. And people like this deserve to be called out. They are doing a public service.

  • In Russia old man on bike steal you.
    March 24, 2019 at 7:19 am

  • Abolish Narcan Keep Ice
    March 23, 2019 at 4:58 pm

    The disease will soon make this fubar bitch succumb.

  • Clam
    March 23, 2019 at 11:14 am

    Time has not been kind to you my friend. You got a lot of miles on you sweetie. I’m sure good ol’ vag has even more miles. Pig

  • LOB
    March 23, 2019 at 10:09 am

    What is the over/under on Jabiel I. Zayas, 37, 15 Sturgis St., Worcester of being an illegal undocumented stain!

  • whatevuh
    March 23, 2019 at 9:59 am

    that’s a hard 35 yrs old, yikes !

  • Independent Thinker
    March 23, 2019 at 9:15 am

    Leases transfer with the property when real estate is sold. A landlord cannot go in and remove your possessions, even if you haven’t paid the rent in years. The only way he can do this is through a formal eviction, which needs to be approved by the Housing Court, which could take anywhere from 6 months to a year. The only time a lease is voided is when there is a foreclosure, but the mortgagee still needs to initiate formal eviction proceedings through the Housing Court.

    • Lola B
      March 23, 2019 at 10:27 am

      Also, after the landlord gets screwed by getting no rent and making multiple trips to housing court to get the dirtbags evicted, THEN the landlord has to pay accredited (top dollar) MA movers to pack up the tenants crappy trash junk possessions AND pay for the storage unit!

  • Mr. Leahy
    March 23, 2019 at 8:48 am

    That Sam Camp character sure sells a lot of valuable stuff on his facebook page……

    But don’t do a background check, he’s ok.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 23, 2019 at 7:58 am

    What I’d like to know, is wtf happened between the top picture of her, and the one with her trash heap man…oh yeah, DOPE!

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    March 23, 2019 at 7:56 am

    When I take out the trash, This is the picture I have in my mind. A couple just exactly like that! It makes the job easier when you form a great picture in your mind. And the pic of those two, well it’s perfect. Trash…pure trash

  • Booty Pop
    March 23, 2019 at 7:40 am

    Anyone who talks about being clean all the time is still using, or is clean for ten minutes once a month. It’s called the junkie diaries. Go to any junkies page and go back ten years and you get the how clean they are posts, gaps are when they are using it in jail.

    • NA
      March 23, 2019 at 11:08 am

      You are absolutely right. A person who is really a recovering addict does it for theirselves and not for Facebook likes. Most who are truly in recovery keep it to themselves. The ones who constantly brag about their “sobriety” Are usually very far from sober. They aren’t fooling anyone and are only hurting thereselves.

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    March 23, 2019 at 6:23 am

    there are infact asshole landlords out there. Some will offer you a new shit hole to rent from them and fix up after you just moved into one of thier other shithole houses 6 months prior and made it beautiful after the previous tenants ran a fucking trap house out of the place. And when you straight up ask them should i take the new house because you want to sell and if i dont take it you will try to force me out in a rush in like 6 months when you decide 6 months from now you want to make bank off tge free to the landlord upgrades i did to your property i already repaired and fixed for you and that asshole will look you dead in your eyes and say i would never do something so horrible to another person let alone my best tenant and then 6 mo ths later you get a notice to terminate tenancy not because you ever missed apayment because all rent is paid plus the electric and heat that said lanlord was supposed to pay but didnt so even though lease stats landlord pays those bills he doesnt. All because he is a greedy little weasal who lied straight to your face when you asked him if this move should be made to avoid uprooting kids in a rush later.. People are greedy assholes and they have no problems throwing a family on the streets just so they can sell the property you paid to make livable and beautiful.and fatten thier pockets even more . TRUST NO ONE ESPECIALLY A LANDLORD

    • Just saying
      March 23, 2019 at 11:26 am

      Why wouldn’t you take that issue up with the court. You shouldn’t have put your hard work into any property that you didn’t own. If you were gonna fix something why wouldn’t take it from the rent. If you fixed something by choice, that’s just what you did. Fixed it by choice

      • I See Dumb People
        I see Dumb people
        March 24, 2019 at 11:24 am

        we didnt fix by our own choice we were told we would be compansated for any imptovements made to property. The property needed to be fixed and deep cleaned prior to move in due to previous tennants running a trap house with multiple dogs that chewed through walls and shit and pissed all over the home plus an extermanator to treat new property prior to moving due to a massuve flea infestation. Landlord was to busy couldnt do the work so we did with his promise to reimburse and or supply materials .. Landlord did neither.. Tenants rights are a fucking joke in this state as ive talked to 3 differant lawyers all of whom said he can do whatever he wants and i would have to pay thousands just to fight it and still pay rent to avoid any actual reasons for the eviction

        • Just saying
          March 24, 2019 at 11:39 am

          Unfortunately if that is what happened you should have covered yourself by getting something signed, saving receipts and what ever else as proof. Not just by taking someone’s word. These days when it comes down to money people don’t care who they screw over. When a family member passes, all of a sudden everyone thinks they are due something even if they were gone for years. People suck and take other people’s kindness for weakness all the time, so you have to make sure you cover yourself in every way possible especially when it comes to money. I also would have made sure if I was doing this work to improve the property so I could live there, I would make sure my work was compensated, by deducting a certain amount from my rent every month. Idk it just seems odd that you would allow someone to play you so bad. Maybe there is something I’m not understanding.

          • I See Dumb People
            I see dumb people
            March 24, 2019 at 1:18 pm

            I have all reciepts and texts stating landlord would compensate. We only did all the work because landlord agreed to give us atleast 4/5 years at the property until we saved up for our own and compensate us for work we did. Once he heard how much improvements we did and how beautiful the property finally looked ( compliments from all the nieghbors and constant thanks from them as well for not being ratchets like the last tenants). Landlord decided to sell earlier ( its been just under 1 and half years) we cant afford a lawyer on top of rent and i dont feel comfortable with holding rent money as i like to take care of my responsibilities .. But you are correct i shouldnt allow anyone to play me and my family like this. However not much can be done if i cant afford a lawyer to fight this insanity. Im starting to think tenants rights only apply to ratchets with ghetto black mold. Not your average renter who pays thier bills on time and take care of the property they live in

  • Nancy
    March 23, 2019 at 3:13 am

    Thank you Turtle Boy for rooting out these losers. They need to be shamed. The progressives just enable their bad behavior. I don’t want Massachusetts to have shit and urine laced sidewalks with junkies camping out everywhere just like Seattle and San Francisco does. As Amy Wax stated, bourgeois values are important to a successful society.

  • True Reality Speaks
    True Reality Speaks
    March 22, 2019 at 9:49 pm

    I thought Freddie Mercury was dead?

  • Fabulous Couple
    March 22, 2019 at 9:40 pm

    Quite a handsome couple. Perhaps Suffolk DA’s office can hire them or maybe Maura Healey’s Office. They can contribute great things to criminal justice reform. Right?

  • Big Wick
    March 22, 2019 at 9:02 pm

    Haha, more names that work: Sam “I failed Boot” Camp, and Maggie Lyn Butt- rim. Ya just can’t make this sh*t up! Thanks, North Shore!

    • Diegos Mom
      March 23, 2019 at 10:17 pm

      Subury is not the North Shore…jeezus we half enough Junk Bags here already. Don’t need anymore!!! Even Diego can’t keep up with the demand.

  • Fucking Junkies
    March 22, 2019 at 8:58 pm

    There are retarded chimpanzees who have a better grasp of the written word.

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