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Breaking Boston Globe News: Male Firefighters Talk About Dude Stuff At Work, Marty Walsh Vows To Diversify Because Wokeness Is More Important Than Public Safety

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Not satisfied with attacking the police and WEEI, the good folks over at the Boston Globe has now turned their ire on the fire department in their crusade to prove that they are the wokest newspaper in the country.

Stop the fight! A male dominated workplace where employees have to be crazy enough to run into burning buildings, and strong enough to pull people on KFC diets down multiple flights of stairs, has (gasp) LOCKER ROOM TALK!!! This is obviously huge news, and well deserving of an investigative story by the Globe. What’s next? Men doing construction in Southie use foul language? Celtics players drop n bombs in the showers? Hard hitting stuff!

Here’s an idea – write about the epidemic of cancer amongst firefighters. That would be an actual story of public interest that is quantifiable and needs to be resolved. There’s firefighters all over the country dying from this terrible disease, and what can be done to stop it? That would be the kind of story a real newspaper does. But the Boston Globe isn’t a real newspaper. It’s John Henry/Red Sox propaganda where the editors harass advertisers of local radio stations.

Keep in mind, this is the same newspaper that has harbored more sexual harassment than all the firehouses in Boston combined. Their editor was accused of sexually harassing a former employee a few months ago. This newspaper did a big story on the pervasiveness of sexual harassment, including in their workplace, but refused to name anyone at their newspaper who was guilty of it. The same newspaper still employs Bryan Marquard, despite being arrested for open and gross lewdness when two women accused him of punching the clown outside of their apartment door.

Of course it was written by Globey hack Meghan Irons, who accused the Boston Police of being racist because they followed us on Twitter, even though she also followed us on Twitter.

So as you can imagine, this story was your typical lazy, failed attempt at being woke. The gist of it is that the male dominated FD has men who talk about men stuff.

The only actual example of sexual harassment she claimed to have was when firefighters placed bets on whether their Lt was banging a female firefighter after they found out that she was at his house.

If you think that male dominated workplaces are the only such places where people of the same gender gossip about who’s giving the yogurt slinger to who, then your hair salon must be boring as shit.

Of course virtue signaling, pandering Marty Walsh is pretending he gives a shit.

Wait….what? Why is it “incredibly important” to have diversity in a firehouse? You know what’s incredibly important to me? Firefighters who can put out fires and save lives. I don’t give a shit what percentage of them are non-binary Mongolian midgets.

So in order to fix this problem of a small handful of firefighters complaining to the Boston Globe about guy talk in a male dominated environment, Marty wants more female firefighters, and he wants to circumvent the civil service system that gives preference to veterans.

Sure, you could be saved from a burning building by a combat veteran, or you could be saved by someone who is there to check off a few checkboxes. Who cares if people die, as long as there’s no more locker room talk in firehouses.

Here’s the best part – not one person they interviewed said they had any issue with the actual job that male firefighters were doing.


But again, they gossip about who’s banging who, so this is obviously a really pressing issue.

And of course the City Council responded to this by doing what they always do – pandering to social justice warriors.

I don’t give a shit about any inclusive environments for firehouses. All I care is that they can put out fires. Nothing else matters.

Question – when are they gonna start policing the conversations in elementary school teacher’s rooms? I would imagine it’s gotta be hard to be a dude in there right? No one wants to talk about sports, and everyone’s talking about chick stuff. I anxiously look forward to reading that one.

34 Comment(s)
  • Judge dread
    January 12, 2019 at 5:31 am

    As a judge I sentence this woman to 5 years of mandatory T train/bus commuting, we’re she has to sit next to two yah dudes, who man spread hard.Also 10 years of man-spraining probation on every topic she brings up.

    People like this piss me off. Guys talk like girls, and from what my ex girlfriends tell me, women are worse than guys when it comes to talking about vulgar shit. Plus 50-60% of women hate each other for various reasons, so I bet they are far more vile than men.

    People say vile shit If you don’t like it nicely say hey keep it down, or something. Anyone who’s not an asshole will be like ok sorry (but they’ll probably think you’re a cuck). If women are around, you just don’t engage in locker room talk. I think I my dad taught me this when i was like 7 or 8 or some shit? It used to be called respect for the other gender of the species.

    Now, since the feminists and university SJW professors think men and women are the same and it’s *ist to say otherwise, then shouldn’t women NOT be complaining about locker room talk??? If they are the same as men, they shouldn’t say shit and deal with it, much like a woman who has brothers and grew up with locker room talk.

    • Judge dread
      January 12, 2019 at 5:34 am

      mansplaining! fucking auto correct.Actually fuck it, for extra leverage, have a couple of gay guys mansplain her about tampons, shoes, and why your hair sucks.

  • Fuck these SJW twunts
    January 11, 2019 at 12:41 am

    Fuck Mahty and these other SJW race pimpin’ chimps.
    Someone will die as a result of embracing diversity. It might be a civilian but just as likely, it could be a firefighter either taking up the slack for suzy ‘sliding scale’ rottencrotch or perishing because said suzy didn’t have the ability to sufficiently render aid and assistance to her fellow jake.
    The report cites 4 instances of butthurt over a 20 year span?
    Those are damn good stats in my opinion. Once every 5 years does not a crisis make.
    I work in public safety and we have our own issues with females and the bullshit they stir up.
    Add race and it gets even more hazardous to show up for a shift (in an already dangerous occupation, mind you).
    My job is stressful enough without wondering what some thundercunt is going to pull every time I show up. All kidding aside, when you work in that kind of toxic environment, the struggle is painfully real and it takes an unnecessary toll on a person.

  • DJ
    January 10, 2019 at 9:04 pm

    What another black bitch fucking whining about being a black bitch and fake racism…yawn move along n×gger, nobody cares about your black woman whining..shut up cunt! I really hate most black wOman…fuck you

    January 10, 2019 at 10:16 am

    Marrrrrtaayyyyy Walsh is not a reformed drunk. Hes still a drunk and is and always has been gay. That’s what happens when you put cock sucking faggott’ into power. Why do you think he has never been married or had a girlfriend? Why do you think he is all about gay rights? Its because he him self is the gay.

  • SRR
    January 10, 2019 at 9:25 am

    Could the sudden interest in the fire department have anything to do with the firefighters Union Not backing Walsh and the rest of his crew of brainless Twit’s?
    Food for thought.

  • Independent Thinker
    January 10, 2019 at 9:21 am

    What about people in wheel chairs? Should they become firefighters in order to show how inclusive we all are?

  • Nopppppe
    January 10, 2019 at 9:15 am

    This is so wrong. Fuck this PC SJW bullshit.

  • Deflateddoritodinks
    January 10, 2019 at 7:22 am

    $3,500 a month for a walk up studio and the chance to get burned alive in a fire because Twiggy can’t lift my fat ass? Where do I sign up?

  • Adult in the Room
    January 9, 2019 at 8:55 pm

    This State is getting gayer by the hour.
    Cut the shit!

  • No One Cares
    January 9, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    I love your last point about the elementary school teachers. I am one, and the only male teacher in the school. I hear more talk that I don’t want to hear than I can remember. Guess who I complain to? No one! 

    Suck it up buttercups!

  • Realestatepup
    January 9, 2019 at 8:17 pm

    My dad was 25+ years in Department of Corrections, CT. Started as a grunt CO and worked his way up to retire as Captain. Should’ve been Warden but did not kiss ass and treated everyone the same…so you can imagine he won no popularity contests. Any way…he always told me women CO’s in men’s prisons was like adding gasoline to a fire. No matter how old, fat, or ugly the woman, the inmates would try to bang them. And they did end up having sex. At least one female CO was “walked off” the job per week, many becoming pregnant. A HUGE safety issue, as these women compromised the integrity of the jail, often brought in contraband for their inmate boyfriends, and would not write these guys up. On the flip side, men do NOT belong working in a female prison either. Guys cannot help themselves and the women know it and will manipulate them as nature intended. The difference here is the female inmates would inevitably cry rape (although I do not doubt that it happened, I just doubt the frequency) when the goodies stopped, like cigarettes, booze, drugs, and cell phones. OR one of them got pregnant. (does no one know how to pull out anymore? ). As a previous comment states, put men and women together for long (or short) periods of time, they have sex. Common sense.
    The other part of this is job safety. How can a woman of average build (I am not talking Brienne of Tarth here folks) handle an angry, possibly mentally ill or drugged up inmate safely? Can she pull an unconscious, 200 lb man down a flight of stairs or down a ladder? VERY unlikely. That is not safety. Again, common sense.

    • Fake Rant Queen
      January 10, 2019 at 1:19 pm

      Most women can barely walk upright dressed in the heavy, standard-issue protective gear that firefighters wear when called out to any hazardous incident.

  • Captain Trips
    Marty Walsh
    January 9, 2019 at 7:59 pm

    We’re going to diversify this department!

    Therefore, I’m hiring on My Little Pony, Hello Kittie, and Bozo the Clown!

  • bigdaddy
    Kevin Cullen
    January 9, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    If its in the Globe then you have to believe it

  • Donald McRonald
    January 9, 2019 at 6:03 pm

    Relative of a firefighter here, I recall stories of the captain keeping the female members of the department in the truck or off to the side when things got hairy, he sure as Hell wasn’t going to risk the lives of his firefighters in order to be PC. On the surface they’re just one of the guys, especially for the TV interviews and magazine write ups, but in reality…?

    • Insude Knowledge
      January 9, 2019 at 6:29 pm

      So true. These girls with their daddy issues and something to prove ruin departments. The written test is dumbed down to appease one group and the physical test is a joke to appease another group. PC has destroyed this country

  • Manscaping
    January 9, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    Another poor me female. So tired of all the crying and bullshit

  • Wade Boggs Taint
    January 9, 2019 at 4:59 pm

    You know what stifles a woman’s voice better than any locker room talk? A cock shoved down their throat and a good pussy grab.

    • Y
      January 10, 2019 at 12:07 pm

      • Hugh-Bo Mont
        January 10, 2019 at 12:46 pm


  • Ex- Jake
    January 9, 2019 at 4:53 pm

    I was exposed to HIV from amniotic fluid from a woman in labor who was drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette when We responded to the call. After undergoing test that revealed I was not infected I then volunteered for another tour in Afghanistan because I was a combat medic in the army. When I came home I never went back to the job, intercity Third World shit holes in America are not worth my life.

  • Ifficer Barbrady
    January 9, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    Women in workplaces like the fire department or police department is always a problem. They usually latch onto a boss after they ruin that boss’ marriage. Look at what happened when they started allowing them in Navy ships. All ended up pregnant and spreading STDs.

    • Y
      January 9, 2019 at 4:37 pm

      Case in point, Genduso.

    • Captain Queeg
      January 9, 2019 at 5:01 pm

      True Story: I did a midshipman summer cruise aboard the USS Acadia, AD-42, homeported in San Diego. Sweet tour; we went out to sea for a grand total of 48 hours the month I was aboard. Anyhoo…

      Acadia was a food ship, not a ship of the line. As such, she was part of the Navy’s initial experiment with integrated male/female crews. When she went over to the Middle East for her tour of fun in 1991, approximately 50% of the women on board became pregnant, raising serious concerns about whether she needed to be pulled off the line due to being unable to fight the ship. In the end, she stayed on the line – bravo zulu, Acadia.

      The women on board were awesome. Just because they have different plumbing doesn’t mean they weren’t qualified to sail, even in combat. You just gotta understand: put boys and girls on a tub and send ’em out to sea for eight months at a time, people are gonna bang. Hell, put ’em out to sea for eight hours, and people are gonna bang.

      The type of woman who signs up for a tour in the Nav is NOT the type of woman who clutches pearls at locker room talk. The type of woman who writes retarded articles like this one, however, is. She knows less about her fellow women than she thinks she does.

      • ratings?
        January 9, 2019 at 11:40 pm

        True Story …What?!

  • MrSmiley
    January 9, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    Boston is San Fran part deux. Waiiit for iiiit. Shitty DA, shitty Mayor, shitty sjw losers running the city. Save us big gov saave usss! Yes let’s create a cadet program just like bpd did so the chiefs nephews cousins uncles can circimvent civ service over vets etc. Bottom line this state sucks more and more every week.

  • Fire Marshall Bill
    January 9, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    The pussification if America continues. Make all the broads work in a station all together. Problem solved unless there is a fire. Then the reality will sink in. Fuck Marty Walsh and the other liberal politicians

  • Jeremy Kappell
    January 9, 2019 at 2:25 pm

    Probably already working on this one TB….but this guy got RAILROADED, for a simple slip of the tongue….

    Mayor Lovely Warren, Council President Loretta Scott, and the Rochester City Council released the following statement Sunday regarding the incident.

    “It is wrong, hurtful and infuriating that WHEC Channel 10 broadcast a racial slur in reference to Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. during its Friday News broadcast. It is beyond unacceptable that this occurred. There must be real consequences for the news personality involved and also for the management team that failed to immediately apologize and address the slur.

    The individual responsible for the slur should no longer be employed at Channel 10. But, there is a larger issue here. An issue that is exemplified by the response of management at Channel 10. It took the station nearly two days to apologize, and only after the station was shamed into doing so by a backlash on social media. This incident, along with the very recent news article containing a racially-charged accusation calling an African-American judge a “Carpetbagger,” demonstrates the need for greater cultural sensitivity and competency within the local media.

    While referring to African Americans in racially derogatory, insensitive and vulgar language needs to be addressed immediately, there are other issues at play as well that feed into this cultural ignorance. Promotional videos and other productions from local media often do not reflect the diversity of our community.

    To address these issues, we invite the local media and their management to join with the City as part of the National League of Cities’ REAL (Race, Equity and Leadership) committee National Day of Racial Healing on Jan. 22 to have an open and honest conversation about how we can move forward.”

    • Y
      January 9, 2019 at 4:30 pm

      The station completely railroaded that guy. It’s disgusting how quickly they bend over for the loud minority.
      His brain was thinking too quickly, and his mouth couldn’t keep up with the words he was speaking…he tried to say Martin Luther King, Junior, but it came out as Martin Luther Koon (King Junior combined).
      Thankfully, Kappell has a ton of support, and they already have a GoFundMe and a…hopefully, both will help the man.

  • I hate liberals
    January 9, 2019 at 2:23 pm

    Liberalism is a mental disorder manifesting in self destructive behavior.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    January 9, 2019 at 2:16 pm

    More proof that the mayor is a felching cuckold

    • Orange Irish
      January 9, 2019 at 5:03 pm

      Mayor Big Toe with a Face is a reformed drunk. That’s all you really gotta know. I’m surprised he doesn’t carry around a big black pocketbook to set in his lap when he sits down and purses his lips.

  • Rats Nest
    January 9, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    Nobody was complaining about that at the Billerica Fire House last year the only one who is bitching about that was the town manager. Probably because he wasn’t in on the action. If you work in a male-dominated field you have to be thick skin and be able to take whatever you hear. It’s the nature of the Beast

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