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SOURCE: “Police have taken a man into custody after a tense 2-hour standoff outside the Kiss 108 radio studios in Medford, Massachusetts, on Monday afternoon.
The man was taken into custody around 4 p.m. after emerging from a car that had been surrounded by police vehicles, with his hands up. The man was quickly handcuffed and then taken away on a stretcher.
A witness told NBC Boston that the man came to the area before 2 p.m. and asked where the iHeart radio section of the building was. He went into the building and approached a secretary. He requested that they play the song “My Axe” by Insane Clown Posse and displayed a large axe.
The man then returned to his vehicle, by which time police had arrived. He rammed a police vehicle, and then threw the axe at police, but it did not hit anyone.
The witness said the man had several knives inside the car and was also seen drinking beer in the car.
Police continued to negotiate with him by cell phone and through the car window. At one point, he got out of the vehicle and said “I guess you’re just going to have to kill me.” Police attempted to Taser him, but he was able to get back in the car.
No further details have been released at this point.”
Juggalos… that shit is a cult. NSTB used to get down with the clowns back in her teenage angsty years, but… at some point, you need to grow the fuck up and realize that singing about fucking dead women is pretty, well, uncouth and not edgy. Anyway, Mr. Hatchetman here decided to roll up to Kiss 108, of all radio stations, and demand they play “My Axe” by Insane Clown Posse. If you’ve never heard the song, prepare for your eardrums to bleed:
Anyway, since Kiss 108 clearly doesn’t have the, uh, audience for this type of music, they laughed him and his shrinky dink out of there. Until he whipped out an axe. Then shit got real. Somehow, they got him out of the building and he jumped in his car and just… sat. Police, SWAT, helicopters – the entire fucking cavalry – showed up. He ends up ramming a police car and throwing the axe at the cops like he’s in some Paul Bunyan, mountain man contest. Thankfully, his aim isn’t that great and his swing went wild and no one was injured.
The thing that boggles my mind here is, after ramming the cop car and chucking an axe at them, SWAT is standing around and having a conversation with this nut like they’re old pals.
Wellington is going to be an utter fucking shit show tonight for your commute, Turtleriders. If you can, get off the T at Malden Center if you’re up for some good ratchet watching, or stop at Assembly and get something to drink while the hubbub dies down.
Since this is breaking, no one has released Hatchet Harry’s name yet – we want it, and his Facebook, too, if you’ve got it. Hit NSTB in the inbox or her email: NorthShoreTurtlebabe@gmail.com to spill the beans.
Good luck out there, my North Shore turtles!
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I mean, ICP is all right if you’re just looking for something to laugh at. And you’re a few beers into your evening. Definitely not the kind of thing played on… any radio station.
On that note, who the hell still listens to terrestrial radio anymore? Do juggalos not pay for Sirius?
Now we’ll never find out how magnets work.
It’s like science and shit.
Place them where? Up your ass???
Make him the Ambassador of Massachusetts, he exhibits all the most notable traits of Massachusetts residents.
Tough, loyal, outspoken, dedicated, knows what he wants, cares deeply and a strong sense of self. He’s no quitter and neither are we in the Commonwealth State of Massachusetts!!!!
If he isn’t a ginger he should be an honorary ginger, he probably carries the ginger gene.
This is the exact situation where if the man were black, he would be dead because he would have been considered armed. And I don’t even buy into all that “cops kill black people” shit. Sadly, it’s an example of a broken mental health system. Chances are he has exhibited batshit crazy behavior before. Mental health facilities can’t hold them and insurance companies won’t pay for long term mental health treatment.
If he was black he wouldn’t be caught dead listening to the insane clown posse. Just saying-Captain Hazel Murphy
Best point.
Im black anf iblisten to icp.. i know hundreds of black people who listen to them.
Yes, let’s make this about race. Because hypothetical fairyland nonsense is so helpful to the conversation., and has done so much to improve race relations.
It’s not about race….the guy is white. I’m saying if he were black, they likely would have shot him upon exiting the car because he had a weapon.
Glad you know the whole situation before the rest of us. . There are so many variables to anything remotely like this. Each one different than the next.
That would be TBS who knows the whole situation before anybody else, not me. I’m just commenting about mental health. So you think he is not mentally ill?
Your initial comment was on ” if he were black, he would have been considered armed”. When is anyone with a hatchet not considered armed?? Jails are mental health wards now and have been for quite some time. Our Politicians seem to think there’s always bigger fish to fry instead of trying to fix MA mental health systems.
I agree with you 100%. However, when I said he would have been shot if he were black, that was 1 opinion. When I said the mental health system is broken, that was another opinion/fact.
I said a black guy would have been shot because he would have been considered armed. The ginger was armed too, but police didn’t shoot him, did they? I dont buy into the all cops kill black people myth, but this is one case where he would have been seen as a threat….if he were BLACK. Bang. Dead. Maybe not in Massachusetts….maybe not Worcester or Mendon, or Beverly or Boston, but somewhere a black man would have died under the same circumstances.
Why is it always someone elses fault except the fucking whack job who does something?
Nobody else’s fault. His and his alone. He should not have been roaming the street. He is a predator, so why wasn’t he sentenced to 25 years minimum behind bars for his sex crime?
LOL you people dont like my opinion saying he would have been shot if he were black, so you give me a thumbs down on anything else I say….such as he is a predator and he should have been locked up for 25 years. I guess because you dont like ONE thing I say, you dont like anything I have to say….so all you assholes think he is NOT a predator and shouldnt have been locked up for 25 years for assaulting a minor. LOL What a bunch of asshole readers. Cant form your own opinions and cant accept an opinion that differs from your. Truly. Classic assholes.
That is one big lily white assumption.
Not really. No assumptions made. One only needs to look at the 4 geniuses who think my comment about him being a predator who should still be serving a sentence was wrong. LOL