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Brillo Pad Bobby Bragging About Sexual Conquests From Same Page He Advertises Children’s Kung-Fu Studio After Recently Beating A Rape Charge Is Not The Best Look

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In February a Western Mass creepster named Remington Keyes, who owns Keyes Kung Fu Studio for kids in Springfield, was arrested for rape before having the charges dismissed for reasons that have not been publicly disclosed. But the alleged victim’s initial account was credible enough for the state police to arrest him:

The whole story sounds crazy. And yes, some people are falsely accused of rape, just as some people get away with rape because the victims are afraid to testify against their rapists. It’s one of the hardest crimes to prosecute.

Either way, if you’ve recently been arrested for something like that, you probably shouldn’t work with children.

Just sayin.

Also, if you’ve recently beaten a rape charge of a young girl, you should probably avoid posting stuff like this on your public Facebook page

Especially when you openly advertise on Facebook groups, looking for kids to come to your kung fun studio….

First of all, anyone who openly talks about sex like that is almost guaranteed to have consensual sex very rarely. Or more likely never.

Secondly, no one has sex for four hours straight, but anyone who took a ride on this thing’s porridge gun for that long and didn’t turn into a lesbian halfway through it…..

Almost definitely does not have a pulse.

It’s hardly the only blatantly sexual thing he’s posted on his page. Brillo Pad Bobby posts stuff like this 24/7…..

Evidently he’s anxious to reproduce too….

 

Don’t get it twisted though – he might seem like a sex machine, but he’s really sensitive though….

Bad news for you health freaks though – you’re not his type…

Oh, and he’s looking for baby sitting jobs too:

Oh yea dude, come over and watch my kids

You seem trustworthy.

13 Comment(s)
  • Ebonics for dummies
    August 19, 2018 at 7:25 pm

    Can someone explain what finna means? Im assuming in this scenario it means gonna or going to. But it almost seems too easy and logical to use “gonna”.

  • Will Crusher
    August 18, 2018 at 4:22 pm

    Black dude? Yup, of course.

  • Kraken Da Whip
    August 18, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    This POS has Kiddie Diddler written all over him. I say be proactive and throw his ass in NU for LIFE!!!

  • Not wid my dick
    August 18, 2018 at 11:38 am

    Can you say Jerkoff?????

  • Not His 1st Time
    August 18, 2018 at 8:14 am

    Not his first Rape.

    Few criminals get busted their first time, could happen, probably has many assault under his blackbelt. Taking her out to eat after assaulting her then back for more assaulting, he is way too confident or stupid and definitely a psychopath, no empathy, no remorse. Watch me post babysitting adds next to graphic sexual material

  • Karate instructor
    August 17, 2018 at 9:54 pm

    This dude has date rape written all over him. The fact he’s a martial arts instructor means he can intimidate and suppress his victims and probably most people that try to stop his rape. Chemically castrate and jail this POS and be done with it.

  • Revrun Fishknuckle
    August 17, 2018 at 8:47 pm

    Muh dick, it’s always muh dick..

  • Chris
    August 17, 2018 at 7:52 pm

    Wow. They forgot to mention his “acting career.” He is an extra in a bunch of movies.

  • Robert Keyes
    August 17, 2018 at 6:50 pm

    I am as horizontal as I am vertesticle, bitch ass hoes wanna jump on my shiznit cuz im ooge,
    and Im sensitive and im a 10th degree black belt.

  • crazy af
    August 17, 2018 at 5:43 pm

    it goes like this

  • Frank Rizzo
    August 17, 2018 at 4:59 pm

    dumbass enwird

  • Captain Trips
    August 17, 2018 at 4:56 pm

    If women find that dude attractive then I must be a perfect 10!

    • Doctor Ruth
      August 17, 2018 at 5:47 pm

      You might be an 11 or higher… by comparison of course.

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