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In February a Western Mass creepster named Remington Keyes, who owns Keyes Kung Fu Studio for kids in Springfield, was arrested for rape before having the charges dismissed for reasons that have not been publicly disclosed. But the alleged victim’s initial account was credible enough for the state police to arrest him:

The whole story sounds crazy. And yes, some people are falsely accused of rape, just as some people get away with rape because the victims are afraid to testify against their rapists. It’s one of the hardest crimes to prosecute.

Either way, if you’ve recently been arrested for something like that, you probably shouldn’t work with children.

Just sayin.

Also, if you’ve recently beaten a rape charge of a young girl, you should probably avoid posting stuff like this on your public Facebook page

Especially when you openly advertise on Facebook groups, looking for kids to come to your kung fun studio….

First of all, anyone who openly talks about sex like that is almost guaranteed to have consensual sex very rarely. Or more likely never.

Secondly, no one has sex for four hours straight, but anyone who took a ride on this thing’s porridge gun for that long and didn’t turn into a lesbian halfway through it…..

Almost definitely does not have a pulse.

It’s hardly the only blatantly sexual thing he’s posted on his page. Brillo Pad Bobby posts stuff like this 24/7…..

Evidently he’s anxious to reproduce too….

Don’t get it twisted though – he might seem like a sex machine, but he’s really sensitive though….

Bad news for you health freaks though – you’re not his type…

Oh, and he’s looking for baby sitting jobs too:

Oh yea dude, come over and watch my kids

You seem trustworthy.