Hoodrat Heroes

Sargent Squatter Wants $1,800 For “Soberity” And New Springfield Apartment With Fiance Who May Be Incarcerated 

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Hoodrat Heroes

Springfield Baby Momma Makes Out With Sperm Donor’s Corpse, Shares GoFundMe For Dead Gangsta BF Who Just Went To Jail For Beating Her

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Hoodrat Heroes

Bootleg Woman-Beating Webster Posts On Facebook About How He’s Going To Shoot Someone, Ends Up Getting Killed, Hennessy Stock Plummets

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All-Star Criminals

Springfield Pubefarm Crack Cocaine Dealer Tries Running From Cops, Jumps Into Undercover Detective’s Car 

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Hoodrat Heroes

Grundlequeef Calls Cops Pigs, Threatens To “Knock A Bitch” While Filming Lawful Arrest Of Shitstain Who Smashes His Head Into Wall Several Times

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WTF

Springfield High Heeled Poonado Gets So Shitfaced She Doesn’t Realize She Smashed Into Four Cars And Her Car Is On Fire Because A Wheel Fell Off

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All-Star Criminals

Wearing A “Black Scholars Matter” Shirt To A Bank Robbery Is A Bold Move

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Hoodrat Heroes

All-Star Springfield Mom Wants You To Pay For Her Kid’s Christmas Because She Blew All Her Money On Weed, Booze, And Newports, Forgot To Sign Up For Toys For Tots 

All-Star Springfield Mom Wants You To Pay For Her Kid’s Christmas Because She Blew All Her Money On Weed, Booze,…

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WTF

Springfield Cops Chase And Corral Free Range Naked Skagbag Doing Ratchet Turkey Trot After Starting Fire That Killed A Woman

Springfield Cops Chase And Corral Free Range Naked Skagbag Doing Ratchet Turkey Trot After Starting Fire That Killed A Woman…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Springfield Crotchnectar Gets Called Out For Selling Free Charity Turkey She Got For Family Because Her Oven Is “To Small,” Dumb White SJWs Ban Anyone Who Questions Her Story

Springfield Crotchnectar Gets Called Out For Selling Free Charity Turkey She Got For Family Because Her Oven Is “To Small,”…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Springfield Monday Night Fupas Blame Teachers For Restraining Their Out Of Control Kids At Alternative School For Bad And Crazy Kids  

Springfield Monday Night Fupas Blame Teachers For Restraining Their Out Of Control Kids At Alternative School For Bad And Crazy…

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Social Justice Warriors

Pet Food Business Owner Forgets That Trump Is Controversial, Gets Destroyed After White House Photo Op, Caves To SJWs, Really Needs To Hire A PR Guy

Pet Food Business Owner Forgets That Trump Is Controversial, Gets Destroyed After White House Photo Op, Caves To SJWs, Really…

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All-Star Criminals

Springfield Pill Cosby Taunts Cops On Facebook About Warrants, Gets Arrested In Maternity Ward After Sperm Sponge Shoots Child Out Of Baby Cannon

Springfield Pill Cosby Taunts Cops On Facebook About Warrants, Gets Arrested In Maternity Ward After Sperm Sponge Shoots Child Out…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Springfield Beefalope And The Ratchet Patrol Defend Gangsta Lickalotapus Friend Who Was Featured On Turtleboy

Springfield Beefalope And The Ratchet Patrol Defend Gangsta Lickalotapus Friend Who Was Featured On Turtleboy Want to advertise with Turtleboy?…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Springfield Snoop Pearson Lickalotapus Announces She “Owns These Streets” After Bail Gets Denied For Sixth Arrest And Arraignment In Two Years

Springfield Snoop Pearson Lickalotapus Announces She “Owns These Streets” After Bail Gets Denied For Sixth Arrest And Arraignment In Two…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Machiabelly And The 413 Hoodrat Patrol Film Themselves Smoking Blunts In Springfield Walmart Because They’re Just Edgy Like That

Machiabelly And The 413 Hoodrat Patrol Film Themselves Smoking Blunts In Springfield Walmart Because They’re Just Edgy Like That Want…

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All-Star Criminals

Springfield Powderpoon Junkbox Kills 13 Year Old Boy While Jammed Up, Drives Away, Friends Go Free My Boi On His Facebook Page

Springfield Powderpoon Junkbox Kills 13 Year Old Boy While Jammed Up, Drives Away, Friends Go Free My Boi On His…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Meatball Madness Brawl In The Streets Of Springfield While Ratchets Watch In Their Pajamas Is Why You Should Never, Ever Go To Springfield

Meatball Madness Brawl In The Streets Of Springfield While Ratchets Watch In Their Pajamas Is Why You Should Never, Ever…

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All-Star Criminals

Gangsta Springfield Puerto Rican Cindy Brady Rapper Suing Cops For Millions, Also Killing Them At Walmart For Pulling Him Over Riding Bike Without Helmet 

Gangsta Springfield Puerto Rican Cindy Brady Rapper Suing Cops For Millions, Also Killing Them At Walmart For Pulling Him Over…

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Nudniks

How Stupid Is This Springfield Cop Who Used His Real Facebook Page To Laugh At The Woman Killed At The Charlottesville Nazi Protest?

How Stupid Is This Springfield Cop Who Used His Real Facebook Page To Laugh At The Woman Killed At The…

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