• Springfield Pyramid Scheme Trap Queen Tries To Destroy Meat Outlet With Viral Post About Browned Celery, Fails Miserably In Attempt To Be Internet Erick Brockabitch

    Springfield Pyramid Scheme Trap Queen Tries To Destroy Meat Outlet With Viral Post About Browned Celery, Fails Miserably In Attempt To Be Internet Erick Brockabitch Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email…

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    Undocumented Immigrant Shoots At State Trooper And Dog, Gets Acquitted On Intent But Guilty On Assault, Still In America Despite Previous Prison Sentence And ICE Monitoring

    Undocumented Immigrant Shoots At State Trooper And Dog, Gets Acquitted On Intent But Guilty On Assault, Still In America Despite Previous Prison Sentence And ICE Monitoring Want to advertise with…

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    Springfield Chudstuffer Who Brags About Selling Drugs On Facebook Arrested For B&E After Leaving Footprint Trail In Snow, Ghettofab Free My Boi Commentary Follows On SPD Facebook Page

    Springfield Chudstuffer Who Brags About Selling Drugs On Facebook Arrested For B&E After Leaving Footprint Trail In Snow, Ghettofab Free My Boi Commentary Follows On SPD Facebook Page Want to…

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    Legendary Springfield Stripper Princeza Aponte Arrested Again (With Pants On This Time) For Driving With Cocaine, Laughing At State Troopers, Trying To Drive Away

    Princeza, the legendary Springfield stripper, was arrested AGAIN this week, and as usual the arrest report was filled with hilarity. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…

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