The other day we published an unfortunate blog about a guy who was caught choking the chicken in the Stop & Shop parking lot at Springfield Plaza.
That guy right there does NOT like it when his stroke game is interrupted whilst fantasizing to fully clothed women and lying in the front parking spot of a busy grocery store in broad daylight.
The Springfield Police announced they are arresting him, but have not released his name because he hasn’t been arrested yet.
His name, I shit you not, is Michael Jordan. And since the basketball Hall of Fame is in Springfield, you can imagine that nothing useful comes up when you search “Michael Jordan Springfield.” But he apparently has done this many times before, including at hospitals.
This is just what he does – drives to random parking lots in the middle of the day and punches the clown in full sight of anyone in the general vicinity who wants to see him beat his bologna baton like it owes him money. Hopefully SPD can track his ass out down and get him registered as a sex offender before the economy reopens and he really starts to enjoy himself.
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