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Senorita Swallows Demands Brother Be Freed From Jail After Shooting And Killing A Dude After Him And A 16 Year Old Girl Stole His Car

 

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It was just another Monday in Springfield this week when a man and a teenage girl got arrested for murdering a dude in broad daylight.

Two people are facing murder charges after a shooting on Acushnet Avenue in Springfield on Monday. Springfield Police spokesman Ryan Walsh told 22News, around 2 p.m. Monday detectives arrested 22-year-old Isaiah Marquez and a 16-year-old girl on murder charges. Hampden County District Attorney’s Office spokesman Jim Leydon told 22News, the victim has been identified as 24-year-old Jonathan Martinez of Springfield. Officers were called to Acushnet Avenue around 12:40 p.m. and located an unresponsive man who had been shot in the backyard of a home. The victim was taken to Baystate Medical Center where he later died. A firearm was recovered in the backyard.

Walsh said officers then located the suspects on Allen Street when the car the girl was driving became disabled and her and Marquez both ran from police. Shortly after, detectives located the suspects in the woods on the 100 block of Allen Street and took them into custody. The investigation determined that the incident began in Holyoke when the girl stole the victim’s car from his home. According to Walsh, the victim found the stolen car in Springfield and began to follow it with the girl and Marquez inside. During the chase the girl hit a car in a parking lot along Hall of Fame Avenue and allegedly drove away. On Acushnet Avenue, both cars crash and Marquez was identified as shooting the victim from the passenger seat of the stolen car, according to Walsh.

The 16-year-old is facing numerous charges including murder and Marquez is charged with the following:

  • Murder
  • Carrying a firearm without a license
  • Armed firearm carjacking
  • Assault and battery with a dangerous weapon
  • Discharging a firearm within 500 feet of a building
  • Receiving a stolen motor vehicle
  • Possession of ammunition without an FID card

How much of a loser and bootleg gangsta do you have to be to go around stealing cars with 16 year old girls, and THEY’RE the ones who have to drive? Guess he can’t find many friends his own age, because he was arrested last year on weapons charges (and of course released) when him and two 16 year olds were shooting off guns in the middle of the city for absolutely no reason. With a pubestache like that you just knew this guy had life by the balls.

His sister Mariah has a lot of interesting things to say on Facebook about the incident.

“It’s kill or be killed n***a.”

Or, perhaps he could just not go around popping off and stealing cars with 16 year olds. Maybe the guy he killed didn’t actually wanna kill him, but was actually just trying to get his stolen car back. Maybe.

Others on her friends list argue that this was just a beef over disputed teenage nani.

If your parents name you’re Yayi then you’re going to jail eventually. That’s just science.

You’ll never guess what Mariah does for work.

CNA. Of course.

According to her Facebook she’s an aspiring RN who’s fired out two raw dog trophies, and refers to her dead father as a “real OG.”

So real that he’s dead. Worth it!

She’s demanding that her brother and Yayi be freed immediately.

Although no formal petition has been made to the court in regards to this matter. Wouldn’t be the first time she got someone freed from prison by posting a bottle of Henny on Facebook.

Don’t get it twisted though, she feels bad for the guy her brother killed.

He seems nice too.

She has many positive memories of her brother, including that time he was so fucked up he kept passing out in the back of the car.

Keep in mind, two human beings refer to this crotch critter as “Mom,” and she refers to the two year old semen demon as a “heffer.”

Good thing the Springfield Public Schools closed down due to commie cold. The kids will be in good hands with parents like this.

Anyway, she remains optimistic about the future.

If you’ve ever started off a Facebook post with, “just because they got charged with first degree murder,” and then try to explain why this isn’t such a bad thing, you’re definitely gonna end up on Turtleboy. Just sayin.

 

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60 Comment(s)
  • Orion
    October 26, 2020 at 4:37 pm

    “He did what he had to do”…. Uhh, is this bitch retarded or what? Hood rats really believe they’re above the law. How did they come to be that way if they’re supposedly so “afraid” of law enforcement?

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    October 25, 2020 at 2:00 pm

    These are the neanderthals our taxes support. What’s wrong with this picture?

  • Deflateddoritodinks
    October 25, 2020 at 10:33 am

    They did an experiment where people would look at pictures of people and point out pictures of people they thought were criminals. They were right over 90% of the time. That guy has the face of a criminal for sure.

  • Chromedome
    October 25, 2020 at 9:03 am

    What’s up with the spic protruding forehead? I know the hairline goes way back like the negro; and just like the knuckle dragger the spics have different hairstyles to make themselves more human-looking; but what’s up with that dome on the forehead? Is it for cracking coconuts open?

  • Mr. Bubba
    October 25, 2020 at 2:22 am

    Lil Homie will get a plea deal of 2nd degree (and never see parole :D) or get lucky and get a voluntary manslaughter deal and do an 18-20 and totally change his life for the better lolololololololololololololol

    Be seein’ yo bitch ass at Souza either way, son.

  • MAGANIFICENT
    October 24, 2020 at 10:30 pm

    I’m a retired cop. Worked in the shithole. I was almost at work sometimes and would call in for a vacation day, or if I was really desperate, I’d call in sick. God, that city was so nice in the 60’s. Nobody lives there anymore. The mayor gotta wear BLM shirts. Place should be nuked. Absolutely unsalvageable disaster. Dumbest bastards in New England.

    • Mr. Bubba
      October 25, 2020 at 2:36 am

      Must be nice to have been able to ‘call in’ a vac day…and to bang out “almost at work” is a cunt move and probably caused a forced OT every time. LAME!!!!!

  • Cravitz martian
    October 24, 2020 at 6:05 pm

    Spics will be spics

  • Silence Does Bad
    October 24, 2020 at 11:09 am

    The Brown University and Providence Collage Antifa LARPers are still out there. Just a half hour away. We got a group heading to Providence tonight to kick some ass. Hope some of you join us. Stop this communist revolution now before it is too late.

  • Liawatha
    October 24, 2020 at 10:20 am

    I stand with Mariah! Free her buzzinnn! He did what he had to do! “If it was the other way around mfs would be having a party.” smh.

  • Independent Thinker
    October 24, 2020 at 5:11 am

    This is the typical hood rat mentality. It is also why we need to bring back the death penalty.

    • Independent Imbecile
      October 24, 2020 at 7:50 am

      That’s my family old man. Get a job.

    • AOC
      October 24, 2020 at 8:22 am

      Why you messin with my scuzzin? Oh wait… buzzin means brother, like cuzzin means cousin. Scuzzin means like sister-cousin? Or scumbag? I don’t know. Idk (I think that means I don’t know). Wtf I’m a POC, no wait, that means piece of crap. No… I’m an OG and an AOC… or am I a POS? Too many acronyms. RIP to yayi and the arrestee.
      Hopes you makes it out and the charges be dropped, yo. Where my sauvignon blanc?

  • Cristina
    October 23, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    Bring back the ratchet blogs like these

  • PORK AND BEANS
    October 23, 2020 at 8:34 pm

    SPRINGFIELD is like PORKY AND BEANS

    PORK= Fat white people

    Beans= Spics

    SLM Spic lives matter

    WBLM Wetback lives matter

    Why just Black Lives Matter Spics a violent trash also. The Liberal must hate the SPICS also.

  • Spics are lazy and love welfare
    October 23, 2020 at 7:52 pm

    Remember the scene in Gremlins when they get wet and start spitting out babies. In Biden’s America he will open the boarders and then he will pour water in them. Buy guns and ammo and lock your daughters up

    • Precisely!
      October 23, 2020 at 8:13 pm

      That is exactly what leapt to my mind when I read this story, a 1984 movie!

  • Chris Tranos
    October 23, 2020 at 7:04 pm

    miniature spicslut

  • whatevuh
    October 23, 2020 at 6:52 pm

    More filthy spics, lovely, just lovely. At least one is dead, that’s a start.

  • Gangster Talk
    October 23, 2020 at 6:47 pm

    99.5% of latina women are the definition of hit and quit. Just be careful, even hugging them for to long guarantees pregnancy.

  • Gender?
    October 23, 2020 at 6:02 pm

    First photo, is that a man or a woman? I would guess a ‘Drag Queen’.

    • Chris
      October 24, 2020 at 3:24 pm

      It’s a 14 yr old boy just being his quirky self

  • Cheddah
    October 23, 2020 at 6:02 pm

    During my short 2 year stint as a Massachusetts CO back in the day, within months I realized the dumbest/biggest fuck-up convicts mostly came from Springfield. I don’t know, something in the water there..
    Now if Mariah could only spend a little time in the gym working on that stomach and doing some squats, she could be making some good money at the strip clubs.

  • dough bro
    October 23, 2020 at 5:07 pm

    I’d put some bbq on that tenderloin and let the yummy juices slide down my throat hole!!!!!

  • Bob Murchison
    October 23, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    Let that Goya Geyser rain down on me.

  • Forget it Jake
    October 23, 2020 at 2:57 pm

    It’s Springfield

  • Can we please call Connecticut?
    October 23, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    And see if they will take Springfield of our hands?

    2 for 1 deal, throw in West Springfield too – it’s got that CSX yard!

    Do it CT! Priced to go!!

    • Connecticut
      October 24, 2020 at 10:01 am

      Sorry. We’re already overloaded with them. Round em up and send them all to Hingham. The BLM residents there will be thrilled!

  • Captain Trips
    October 23, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    The liberal idiots and their welfare policies has caused this entire problem. They took Darwin’s law out of the equation, allowing shit that would have otherwise died under a bridge somewhere to survive and procreate.

  • Captain Trips
    October 23, 2020 at 2:36 pm

    Not a bad turnout. Perhaps the dead dudes homies will off the shooter in the can. Go after the chick too homies. Make it 3 for 3. That would be the best turnout.

    • White Nani Slayer
      October 23, 2020 at 5:22 pm

      This hoodrat can get it anytime and anyplace. I prefer white nani but she would suffice.

      • Say No to Nogs
        October 24, 2020 at 10:03 am

        Just use a 3 micron condom. Can only guess what’s wiggling around in there

  • Chester the Fupa Molester (Lord/Savior)
    October 23, 2020 at 2:35 pm

    If teenage pregnancy had a face

  • MGTOW TURTLE
    October 23, 2020 at 2:29 pm

    Well she needs to be let go from her cna job for her statements. I thought the whole healthcare creed was do no harm! Who cares if shes fired shes already got the gimmiedat trifecta going. She loses her job and then gets another 75 a month in ebt. It will be worth it. Shes not around your friends or family in a healthcare setting and she gets to live with knowing that her words gave her another 75 in ebt bucks but shes also going to sit in her section 8 hovel and realize she is never ever ever eva eva eva going to be a real nurse.

    your kid is bad because your a fucking single mother with no father in the home to teach him. Not that the father is probably any better than her but hey I’ve seen crazier shit in my life. That kids going to grow up telling you what to do. Like the kids of white liberals do to their parents and like every other skanks kids do in the ghetto.

    Please turn that part of the state into glass

  • Gov Charlie Parker
    October 23, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    Get out and vote Trump. He will cut more EBT benefits

  • Liawatha
    October 23, 2020 at 2:16 pm

    It’s Springfield “is not as landlocked as some parts of the state.”

    • Liawatha
      October 24, 2020 at 10:11 am

      Once again, you have co-opted my nom de plume! This must cease!

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 23, 2020 at 2:13 pm

    1 spic dead and a pedo spic in jail? Not a bad day at all.

  • Just Sayin..
    October 23, 2020 at 2:12 pm

    Don’t care much for HorseFace in the white pants, but I would def take down the sloot in the other photos

    • Travis Bickle
      October 23, 2020 at 3:28 pm

      I believe that both images depict the exact same creature. The first photo appears to show how it actually looks while the photo directly below appears to have been run through an image filter. Seriously, this is that these whores do to make themselves look more presentable on Facebook, on-line dating sites, etc. Do a search on keywords “cute image filter”. These image filters change the proportions of facial features, brighten the eyes, lighten the skin, etc.

      • Jim Cornette
        October 24, 2020 at 10:32 am

        And if ANYBODY knows artwork, it’s the legendary Travis Bickle! Your efforts are always appreciated here at the castle!

        • Sport the Pimp
          October 26, 2020 at 4:42 pm

          Hey, SUCK on this!!!

  • D.B. Cooper
    October 23, 2020 at 2:05 pm

    Maybe it’s just me. I see this as a win win.
    One in the morgue, one in the can. 2 less hood bloggers in the ghetto.

    • Eternal Optimist
      October 24, 2020 at 10:30 am

      And don’t forget the 16 year old fertility factory on the sidelines until long past her days of conception.

  • cableguy
    October 23, 2020 at 2:04 pm

    let the little spic rot in jail could most likely get him for statuatory rape as well if she is only 16.
    let the fucking cops and Trump loose on them all

    • Pet detective
      October 23, 2020 at 2:29 pm

      The legal age of consent in Mass and most states is 16, dumbass.

      • joe luke
        October 23, 2020 at 6:08 pm

        Consent to sex is not defined in Massachusetts law, so there are avenues to prosecute.

        • Perry Mason
          October 24, 2020 at 10:27 am

          Statutory is the least of Isaiah’s problems.

  • Queer Eye for the Ghetto Hair Pie
    October 23, 2020 at 1:50 pm

    What’s with those eyes? Is she going for the King Tut look?

    • Captain Trips
      October 24, 2020 at 10:04 am

      She’s Queen Slut

  • SPIC-FIELD
    October 23, 2020 at 1:45 pm

    The Spic trash runs deep in Springfield. News flash to Mariah, your Brother is going to be sucking cock and getting ass fucked for the rest of his life. Most of your family probably thought you were the Dirty Slut in the family, turns out your Brother will be getting more cock than even you. Dirty Wetbacks ruin everything they touch. Lazy Spics

    • Jewmerica
      October 23, 2020 at 4:09 pm

      “sucking cock and getting ass fucked for the rest of his life.”

      That sounds like heaven to me!

  • Franken
    October 23, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    It’s he not him.

    Senorita Swallows Demands Brother Be Freed From Jail After Shooting And Killing A Dude After HE And A 16 Year Old Girl Stole His Car.

    • Dumb Fuck
      October 23, 2020 at 2:02 pm

      Wrong shitstain it is he.
      He is the sunjective not objective.
      In this case he is used in the subjective.

      • joe luke
        October 23, 2020 at 8:00 pm

        Make sure your own house is in order before criticizing someone else.

    • Let me see if I have this straight
      October 23, 2020 at 3:58 pm

      A man carjacks another man’s car, and then kills him in cold blood, all while riding around with a teenage girl and you are on here grammar checking?

      Grammar check this; you are a douche bag.

      • Franken
        October 25, 2020 at 1:52 am

        Lick my balls bitch
        You know you want my hot load down your faggot thtoat

  • Beverly Farms
    October 23, 2020 at 1:16 pm

    This is a great feelz good story.
    Unless you are one of these hoodboogers con carne, everybody wins.

  • Hugh G. Rection
    October 23, 2020 at 1:05 pm

    Man those text messages. i can’t understand them at all. I need a ratchet-ese to english translator.

    And a CNA of course. (CNA= Clean Nana’s Ass)

  • Travis Bickle
    October 23, 2020 at 1:04 pm

    Remember, diversity is our greatest strength. Just sayin’…

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