Turtleboy Investigates

Exposing Grifting Fake Pastor Con-artist Talbert Swan: $81K In Unpaid Child Support, Tax Evasion, Open Racism, Homophobic Book, And More

 

Bishop Talbert Swan is a grifter, con-artist, fake pastor, BLM activist who I’ve had my eye on for quite some time. He’s a blue checkmark on Twitter who frequently calls out Trump and other people for being racist and not paying their taxes. Except he owes a lot of money in child support, evades taxes, collects welfare, drives fancy cars, wrote a book about how to convert gay people, and uses racial slurs on Twitter. Yet he’s legitimized by politicians and feared by people who know about the woke mobs he can unleash on them. Click here to read my investigative story on Talbert Swan on TB Daily News.

 

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42 Comment(s)
  • Dr Wu
    Dr Wu
    July 23, 2020 at 11:13 am

    This asshole argued with me on MassLive last year calling me racist as I questioned grown men huddled up at the wee hours of the morning wearing hoodies on one of the hottest days of July. I was called racist because the hoodies were nothing more than black fashion.
    By the way, his fat ass wife has dyes blond hair which is CULTURAL APPROPRIATION and should be shaved off thus allowing her Brillo to regrow naturally.
    Swan is a shit headed fake shakedown artist who doesn’t have the balls to appear with city leaders. I’ll wait for his reply to this like he did on MassLive. I know he won’t- he’s just a scared little pussy hiding behind his complexion.

  • mearanerin
    Madea
    July 22, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    His wife looks like a man! Reminds me of Martin Lawrence Big Mama movie

  • Fake Rant Queen
    July 22, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    Is it possible Talbert Swan fathered one of Monica Cannon-Grant’s offspring? That might explain some of her anger issues.

  • Kap’s gettin’ old
    July 22, 2020 at 1:32 pm

    This asshole has been haunting the Springfield community for years. Dumb as a post. Makes Sharpton look smart.

  • WeRFucked
    July 22, 2020 at 1:26 pm

    Blacks can’t be racists. “White Privilege?” Sounds racist to me, but I’m white, so of course it would. “Black Entertainment Television” or BET as it’s known? Sounds racist to me. “Ebony Magazine?” Yup. “Affirmative Action?” I could go on and on.
    “Black Lives Matter?” WTF… of course they do. The only ones who think that any white person doesn’t believe that… is a racist piece of shit themselves. Keep pointing out race. That’ll change everything. Look how far the Black race has come since the 60’s. Three and sometimes four generations… but it’s my fault because I’m white and I’ve oppressed their race.

    Guess what I haven’t done? Had 5 children with 3 different woman, and then disappeared leaving them to live off of other whites with all their tax paying privilege. Did my being white make me smarter? Did my white privilege make me understand birth control is important? Did being White allow me to pull out faster when I didn’t use birth control because my dick is smaller than a black man’s? Do I have the ability to think “I’m not ready for a child” or “I can’t afford a child” and black men don’t have that ability?

  • Fred Marks
    Les Grossman
    July 22, 2020 at 11:53 am

    Seems like whites can’t get away with anything remotely ‘racist’ (example Drew Brees) while this guy and other blacks (Monica Grant etc.) have carte blanche.

    • WeRFucked
      July 22, 2020 at 1:26 pm

      BINGO Not only that, but a “Coverall” on your card.

  • Spic Tormentor
    July 21, 2020 at 10:56 pm

    Bishop beefy lips can turn water into henny and grits into the body of christ.

    Let us pray to Saint Jordanstein

  • Fear Mask
    July 21, 2020 at 10:48 pm

    Closet fudge packer? He doth protest too much about homosexuality, and then marries Fat Albert. Maybe the conversation therapy book is an autobiography.

  • Coloredblacknegroafricanamericanpersonofcolor
    July 21, 2020 at 10:03 pm

    Nice pic with “Rev” Al. Probably taught him all his moves. Al owns nothing. Not even his underwear. It’s all owned by one of his nonprofits and Al just “borrows” it. He’s judgement proof.

  • Nigbe gone
    July 21, 2020 at 9:45 pm

    Just what exactly does a jig have to do earning the title reverand-pastor or bishop?
    How can you be so morally bankrupt and selfish pretending to be a man of G_D? I hope there is a special place in hell for religious imposters like swan.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Dearest "Bishop" Swan:
    July 21, 2020 at 9:38 pm

    What a buffoon!!
    Gee ! Let’s go to some half-assed mail order divinity school, open a church and then..appoint yourself a Bishop!
    Gee Talbert ! Why did you settle for “Bishop”??
    Why not just make it Pope??,you fucking race-baiting, hate-mongering POS !
    You are an utter joke!

  • Guinea Geisha
    July 21, 2020 at 9:00 pm

    His transgender looking wife must be glad he can’t buy any nice pink uncooked beef carpaccio with food stamps.

  • Hugh Jazz
    July 21, 2020 at 6:56 pm

    This is great work, TB.

    Ps the wife.. what a looker, huh?

    • His wife is:
      July 21, 2020 at 9:19 pm

      Fat bitch
      Ugly cunt
      Manly
      Sickle cell
      Fetal alcohol
      Black and disgusting
      Low IQ
      Small brain
      Breed to be fertile and strong
      All of the above

      Hey Swan, go fuck yourself you fat ugly kneegrow.

  • Back to Bible study bruh
    July 21, 2020 at 6:52 pm

    I guess today’s one of those days on Turtleboy

    Two words: False Prophet

    1 John 4:1-6 – Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world

    Matthew 7:15 – Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

    2 Peter 2:1 – But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.

    Matthew 24:24 – For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if [it were] possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

    Romans 16:18 – For they that are such serve not our Lord Jesus Christ, but their own belly; and by good words and fair speeches deceive the hearts of the simple

    It’s one thing to be this angry, it’s another to do it while masquerading as a man of the cloth

  • Fake Threats
    July 21, 2020 at 6:02 pm

    Isn’t this the guy who faked a threat to himself? Checkout that angle, Turtleboy.

  • John Blutarsky
    July 21, 2020 at 5:31 pm

    It was great when Masslive had comments accompanying their socialist bullshit articles. This motherfucker Swan would actually get in pissing matches with multiple commenters on there. It was fucking hilarious! You could gaslight that fucking shithead and he would spew some fucked up racist bullshit and Masslive never, ever censored his comments. I have also seen some of the outrageous insanity he posts on twitter, though I do not use that crapfest. From what I hear, he posts racist shit that would land any white person in the cancel culture trash can.

  • Liberalism is a Disease
    July 21, 2020 at 5:23 pm

    Libs love to cry HOMOPHOBIA!!! Cut that part out and great piece. But the homophobia stuff makes you sound like a snowflake. Just sayin.

  • Norm
    July 21, 2020 at 4:50 pm

    Fake clergyman, authentic criminal….total asshole. The textbook definition of a Nagger.

    Don’t want to be called a nagger? Stop acting like one. There’s all kinds of naggers, this one happens to be black. He’s still a nagger.

    • The Spirit of Carl Baldino
      July 22, 2020 at 1:36 pm

      You spelled that wrong. It’s an “i”, not an “a” – and people like this “bishop” are exactly that. You are not born a nagger with an i. It is a titled you must earn by not being a decent human being.

  • Elizabeth Warrens Headdress
    July 21, 2020 at 4:47 pm

    My owner really knows how to take pictures with all the fine members a the great socialist state of Massachusetts.

  • Fake News
    July 21, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    None of this is on his Wikipedia page.

  • White Devil
    July 21, 2020 at 4:09 pm

    THIS is why you don’t loan black people money or give them anything for that matter. I’m not really afraid of them but at this point I do everything I can to actively avoid black people. I dont talk to them, I dont go near them, I stay out of their neighborhoods, I dont enter business relationships with them, etc. There is absolutely nothing good that can come from any type of interaction with them right now.

    • Great Comment!!!
      July 21, 2020 at 5:46 pm

      Damn straight!!! Not right now or ever!!!

  • Masta Baiter
    July 21, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    No “mayo dripping saltine” thinks rappers invented the N-word, only the perpetuation of its use. We are fully aware blacks aren’t capable of inventing anything.

  • Done with this shit
    July 21, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    I couldn’t even get through his crap. He need to adjust his meds. Quickly

  • My Sweet Springfield
    July 21, 2020 at 3:28 pm

    Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. See “Fred Swan”.

  • Chris Tranos
    July 21, 2020 at 3:20 pm

    his kid looks like a chimp and has the mind of a stray cat. That fat sheboon bitch is so ugly I couldn’t keep looking. This neeger is like all other neeger males, a fucking coward who can’t fulfill his obligations. Would probably make a descent tap dancer or shine boy

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    July 21, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    Bishop Talbert has my full support. All you mayo dripping saltines just need to lay off!

    • JD Byrider
      July 21, 2020 at 3:21 pm

      Can you give him a loan? Don’t worry, he PROMISES to pay you back with his tax refund. Then, just like all the other tax refunds, the govt kept it. Unfortunately we all support that deadbeat. We don’t have a choice.
      Beware
      The stimulus check has become the new tax return.

  • JD Byrider
    July 21, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    Things are grim when your pastor is on food stamps. Is the church on the section 8 waiting list too?

  • Nit Surprised
    July 21, 2020 at 2:39 pm

    He must be too busy trying to fix the racist system to get a real job and pay his bills. They should audit his food stamp money because his wife looks like she likes to eat
    His hatred if white people is because he is a true racist. And the Massachusetts politicians should be shamed for kissing his ass for votes. Where’s Maura Healey?
    She must be too busy suing Trump and attacking the police

  • North of the Border
    July 21, 2020 at 2:35 pm

    So IOW, no different than any megachurch grifter like Osteen, et al.

  • Jenny
    July 21, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    Bet ya MassLies won’t pick this one up…

  • Disgusted
    July 21, 2020 at 2:14 pm

    Very good investigation Turtle Boy. This self righteous piece of shit needs to go to jail. Now forget this loser in Third World Shithole Springfield. We need an investigation even better than this on the Violence Boston Welfare slob. Now get to work

  • Downtown
    July 21, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    White man keeps waving money around, nagger will flutter down like seagulls in a MacDonald’s parking lot squabbling over spilt french fries.
    Reparations. Every day.

  • Money
    July 21, 2020 at 1:37 pm

    Give a @igga some money, watch him at funny.

  • SMFH
    July 21, 2020 at 1:34 pm

    Leftists lack self awareness. This is like Bill and Hillary Clinton crying about other people getting away with crime. WTF

  • Crystal Laviolette
    Waaaa Waaaa Swan BOY
    July 21, 2020 at 1:18 pm

    What a flavoral commentary this guy is full of. Angry inside much? You should look to your parents, and how they raised you rather than wypipo. We didn’t do it, bruh, yo mommy did.

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