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Bristol Crew Left Turtleboy And They’re Now Accusing Me Of Pocketing Donated Money That Was Supposed To Go To Rian Water’s Victim’s Legal Defense Fund

 

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So our girl Bristol left Turtleboy on Wednesday. It’s a long story but it’s kind of been brewing for a few months now. Some things were going on regarding money that I was not made aware of, which is not good because I owned the platform and should probably be made aware of stuff like that. It caused a riff and she bounced. During the live show last night I addressed this in detail, including several allegations that Bristol is now making that I pocketed donated money that was intended to go to Sam Cardin to help her get legal help against Rian Waters (he sued both of us).

Normally I wouldn’t bother, but the fact of the matter is that a lot of turtle riders that I respected are in a Discord group with her, and they’re all blindly believing this lie.

The live show was flooded with questions and comments about this, so clearly it’s affecting me now and needs to be addressed. If she wants to lie, that’s one thing. But I won’t remain silent as turtle riders who have been following this blog for years, suddenly leave the turtle because they’ve been told a flat out lie. I owe you people the truth at the very least.

On January 9, 2019, both Bristol and I went to Hampden Courthouse for a hearing with Rian Waters. Sam Cardin was there too since she was being sued as well. My attorney Kevin Chrisanthopoulos spoke for me, and stood next to Sam Cardin in court and spoke on her behalf. The result was Rian Waters dropping his lawsuit against Sam. I paid $300 for that, as you will see in the invoice below.

On January 10 I paid Kevin $45 to write an affidavit for Sam Cardin.

On January 15 I paid Kevin $150 to travel to her house in Palmer and have her review and sign it. Here is the proof of all of that:

Bristol has now seen this, and instead of just admitting that she got it wrong and fucked up, she’s telling turtle riders that I pocketed every dime of donated money and that she saw nothing.

Sam Cardin never paid a dime for legal defense, nor should she have. She is a victim of domestic violence and we all agree that it’s ridiculous that her abuser is allowed to do this to her. I’ve paid this attorney probably around $5,000 (estimate), which is much cheaper than the other attorneys. When Bristol wrote a blog about this we raised about $2,500 (estimate) in donations. All of it went to this legal defense, and I thank everyone who donated for helping advocate for victims of domestic violence and protecting free speech at the same time.

The allegation is being made that Sam didn’t see a dime of the money raised.

But why would she? My lawyer took care of it and I covered it with your donations. Was I supposed to write her a check and then have my lawyer invoice her? Was I supposed to call Sam up and brag to her about it? Because I was under the impression just covering it and not letting the world know how virtuous I am would be a better way to go. That’s just me.

Even if I hadn’t paid any money to help Sam out, we always made it clear that our fundraising efforts were ALWAYS for the legal defense fund. TURTLEBOY legal defense. This is a pathetic smear that I’m happy to clear up.

She’s now claiming, after seeing the receipts, that my attorney didn’t speak for Sam. If you guys would like I will gladly petition to have the tapes pulled from court that day. Or I can just ask my attorney to confirm. Or you can use your brain and see that she’s lying, and I’ve proven that and judge for yourself. Your call.

This is some pied piper shit if I’ve ever seen it, and it’s sad to watch. My worry was that this platform that I’ve built over the last 6 years was being used for clout by the Bristol Crew, and that they’d use the fame they built off of Turtleboy to start their own thing, bring my followers with them, and then turn them against me. This is exactly what has ended up happening. I’m not even made about it. It’s a business lesson I learned the hard way and it won’t happen again.

Oh, and one more thing – if Bristol thought that I pocketed Sam’s legal defense money for over a year now, then why is she just bringing it up now? If she was so morally outraged by what I did, then why did she use my platform to build up her following? I guess needing to use Turtleboy to get a leg up in the YouTube world was more important than doing the right thing.

I didn’t want it to be this way, but I’m not going to stand by and watch some of our most loyal fans walk away. I’m putting every allegation that has been made against me out there later on in a blog and I’ll be addressing it all on the live show tomorrow night. See ya then!

P.S. If you’re one of the turtle riders who blindly fell for this and jumped on the bandwagon, don’t worry I have no intention of dragging you into any of this. Any comments made will have names left out of it.

 

 

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140 Comment(s)
  • Hungry Guys, Just Stop It
    February 17, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    No offense to Bristol, but…

    Miss, you’re not a good writer. That you think you are, or that anyone thinks you are, merely shows how much the art form has degraded since its heyday, when Hemingway and Faulkner were competing for the American bard-ship.

    Your YouTube channel is heroically unwatchable. If I wanted to watch a broad with a can opener face and a beer barrel body whine about stuff with a vocal fry voice harsh enough to peel the paint on the USS Missouri, I’d just go down to Kelly’s and sit near a table of GED mommas henning it up before trivia begins. Your vantage point is neither compelling nor unique.

    You’ve been embiggened by a cadre of incels whispering in your ear because they figure they might bang you one day. Way to bite the hand that fed you.

  • Lay off the Mickey Ds, Bristol baby
    February 17, 2020 at 11:10 am

    Maybe good ole obese Bristol can get donations to get her stomach stapled, get rid of that foopa, the south shore trashy makeup and out of a hoodie to look presentable.

    Nah, she will always be ratchet.

  • Ray Cys
    February 17, 2020 at 10:46 am

    I hate it when mommy and daddy are fighting☹️

  • Hire Genduso
    February 17, 2020 at 10:24 am

    You should hire her as a blogger for TB. Between being a former cop and having a chip on her shoulder after all her bullshit I bet she’d kill it. Just saying.

  • Piggle Dee
    February 16, 2020 at 8:30 pm

    I’ll be honest, if your blogs don’t stop bouncing back and forth as I am trying to read them, I totally would switch to Bristolgirl Sports… just saying.

    • Turtle Rider For Life Biaaach
      February 16, 2020 at 10:06 pm

      Sounds like you might need a new phone or better wifi…. just saying.

  • Tables have turned
    February 16, 2020 at 8:00 am

    This scenerio between T B and Bristl reminds me of the last scene in the movie Children of the Corn. T b is Issac( hahaha…fitting) Bristl is Malachi and all the children are riders. Malachi had enough of Isaacs shit and turned on him. Priceless

  • Silencio Dogood
    February 16, 2020 at 6:16 am

    Tits grow old and carry some people only so far… Ta ta

  • bye bye turtle guy
    February 16, 2020 at 12:54 am

    oh well…. so she decided to try a little free enterprise…. no big deal.

    Why can’t Unc TB keep any bloggers, BTC was the last one

    Have you noticed Unc TB has throw many of the former bloggers under the bus after they have left?

    I would not risk writing for him, too many lawsuits, frivolous or otherwise to risk being associated with him by name.

    TBS has run its course, yes you had a couple of hit records but now you are playing to the crowd at the Big E and living off your past accomplishments.

    Hard to write, find sponsors, monetize content when you are going from courthouse to courthouse burning cash you don’t have on lawyers you must use.

    Where are all your former big time radio friends?

    They are not willing to give you a paid job on their staff?

    Your content is stale and repetitive, you are the Howie Carr of bloggers, same stuff comes around every few weeks.

    You are begging for dimes to pay your legal costs, and the creator of Barstool is worth millions.

    BTC can’t fund her little venture for long, it will go the way of hundreds of similar attempts, down the drain when the cash or lack of it becomes an issue.

    When TBS finally dies from the burden of legal fees and or lack of income, what will Unc TB do?

    It would be funny if people he wronged ( and there are some) showed up at his place of employment,,, he encourages that sort of thing right

    • Gabe Lewis
      February 16, 2020 at 12:59 am

      Shut up about the sun!

      SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN!

    • Turtle Rider For Life Biaaach
      February 16, 2020 at 1:09 am

      Howie Carr has been a columnist for the Boston Herald for about 40 years now. He gets paid $300,000 a year to write 3 columns a week. His talk radio show has been on the air for 27 years. He makes about $1.5 million dollars a year from the radio show alone, more if he writes a book that year. He just recently sold his home in Wellesley for just under $2 million. He and his wife don’t need a house that large now that all their children have graduated college. They paid in full the tuition of their 3 girls.

      As for Uncle Turtleboy. He will be here and have a strong profiting blog. Because he is dedicated. And so is his fan base. Just like Howie’s. Only time will tell for Turtleboy, sad hater. But time has already told for Howie. So in Turtleboy fashion, eat a dick bro.

  • Casey
    February 15, 2020 at 8:11 pm

    Hoping mayor Pete buttfuck comes down with the virus from sucking the wrong black dick

  • Casey
    February 15, 2020 at 2:09 pm

    TB I warned you about these people
    I told you about thier drug use with prescription pain killers but you didn’t listen dum dum

  • Socialist bernie
    February 15, 2020 at 1:47 pm

    Mayor Oete Buttfucks husband caught him sucking a strange negroes dick
    Here’s hoping he comes down with the virus

  • Dick Scratcher
    February 15, 2020 at 1:10 pm

    Dick Scratcher is a Turtleboy loyalist.

    Fuck Bristol and the bunch of smug cunts that are on her podcasts.

    Rank hypocrisy on her part. Shameful.

    DS

  • The Common Man
    February 15, 2020 at 12:48 pm

    This reminds me of Chyna from WWE. She left wrestling to do her own thing in acting and ended up in porn. Bristol is Chyna.

    • Ron Jeremy's Son
      February 15, 2020 at 12:57 pm

      I volunteer for Bristol’s bukkake film.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    February 15, 2020 at 12:20 pm

    Bristol’s YouTube channel would have been still born if she hadn’t gotten her start on TBS. Over, and out.

  • President's Day news
    February 15, 2020 at 12:02 pm

    Why all the unnecessary fighting? You will destroy each other and the only beneficiaries will be the scammers and hoodrats, whom you both would have and should have written about, getting away with their crap. For every repulsive scammer you write about there must be 10,000 in eastern Massachusetts alone.

    Maybe this is a good time to pause and consider upgrading your site, as others have so well suggested. Perhaps enlist a good editor/proofreader. Some retired folks would happily do it to further the cause. In other words, distinguish yourself from the competition in a positive, constructive way. Skip the negative.

    And to fill the vacuum, news flash: the Drudge Report is saying this morning that Bloomberg is considering the Hildabeast to be his running mate. So get back to work and tell us how Pocahontas/Liawatha will try to worm her way around that.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      February 15, 2020 at 12:10 pm

      Everybody and their brother does big time politics. I liked it better when he covered thing around The Woo, although I can understand why he branched out.

  • I see dumb people
    February 15, 2020 at 10:48 am

    But Why??? Im so sad.. I thought UNC and Bristol were a great team. Its to bad that it didn’t work out.. Maybe someday in the future you guys could re unite and do a reunion type show and work together once again.
    I do agree with the commenters saying that the split probably had alot to do with her “crew” whispering in her ear. I very much love being a turtle rider and will always be .. I am also a fan of Bristols writing so would probably read her stuff if she continued writing but im not a huge fan of you tube shows so i may check in on TB from time to time but that’s few and far between.
    Its to bad bristol couldn’t of continued blogging for TB while doing her own vlogging side thing that would of probably been her best bet especially if she wanted to continue to grow her following.
    Disagreements are bound to happen when you work with someone for a long period of time and in any type of relationship for that matter. It takes alot of work all around to run any type of business and stay successful. I have no doubt TB will continue to grow in every aspect and i wish Bristol the best. Its to bad she couldn’t of just left quietly and had to stir the pot so to speak before exiting. You live and learn .. Although from here on out i would definitely suggest you have employees sign a non disclosure and a type of form that says they can not intentionally recruit your readers to leave your site. I know of many companies that use temp agencies that have new hires and all employees for that matter sign agreements as such. Its to protect you and your business as you put all the foot work in to building the brand and you alone took all the financial risks.. If you need help having one drawn up i know a guy that helps me with my stuff i can refer you to. Just send me an email and ill give you his info.. He is local to your area.

  • Baby Shnooks
    February 15, 2020 at 10:02 am

    I don’t like it when you guys fight.

  • Hot Damn
    February 15, 2020 at 9:36 am

    Can someone tell me WHAT PLATFORM THE COMMENTS IN THE POST OF BRISTOL IS ON? Youtube? Or another social media channel I never heard of?

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      February 15, 2020 at 12:05 pm

      Unc said it, Discord.

  • Ryan Waters
    February 15, 2020 at 9:10 am

    I warned you about my ex the little liar.
    First she said I beat her and kicked the dog.
    Now she says you stole money that that was meant for her.
    I’ve been innocent all along just like you! We’re practically twins!!

  • GG
    February 15, 2020 at 9:09 am

    Ive tried to like their show,
    It takes itself too serious for a show that essentially just makes fun of people doing dumb shit. The whole billy bags thing eh, mass hole Mitch has an awkward vibe. Like he’s not sure what to say so he says predictable things. Shes really full of herself and is low key ratchet af u can tell the way shes proud to be a shitty human being when she can be. We all cheer it on but shes just behaving as bad as the ppl we laugh at here. TB also has fallen off, Brett is gone he made live what it was now i cant really listen to this inflated none sense with that yokel sergeant turtle who seems to be like not involved. Constantly passive aggressive and guilt tripping for donation like any other bs you tuber. I mean its all dying.

  • Old Tom Morris
    February 15, 2020 at 8:58 am

    Sad to see her leave. I thought she was funny and cute. Why do I have to take a side? I will always read Turtleboy, he is a great journalist, but I will still watch Bristol’s podcast and follow her.

    • Hot Damn
      February 15, 2020 at 9:38 am

      Old Ton Morris,
      This is the most mature level headed comment yet. You are right.

  • Bristols Bouncin’ Bigguns
    February 15, 2020 at 8:26 am

    Bitchez bounce TB…but she’ll be back. They always come back to Daddy.

  • BTC is Trash
    February 15, 2020 at 7:36 am

    Let’s be honest here… who REALLY cares what TB spends the donations on? I don’t think it’s a huge secret that he’s on both welfare and food stamps. So I expect some of the donations are going to car payments or maybe clothes for his kid. Whatever. There’s no way it’s all going to the Turtle Fund or domestic violence victims or whatever, if you have a problem with that get a life.

  • Bucket Boy Rules
    February 15, 2020 at 7:26 am

    Somebody got their panties in a wad. I think it’s fair to say that most the people making comments here are Turtle Little Boy fanboys and will jump off a cliff if Turtle Little Boy told them to. You’re absolutely pathetic and I can’t help but to come here and laugh at you misserable piles of dog shit! Real mic! No tooth! Bucket Boy Rules!

  • Tango Romeo
    February 15, 2020 at 3:53 am

    A good portion of her “reporting” was nothing more than peer review with unwarranted condescension, in my opinion.
    Her starfish is still in no less need of being fed the sausage.

  • Cheap Lawyer
    February 15, 2020 at 3:08 am

    Wow, closer to Boston, the billable rate is more like TWICE what he charges. Maybe you get the volume discount!

  • It would suck
    February 15, 2020 at 12:47 am

    to be bristol’s husband, baby daddy’s, sperm donor (s). She’s cute and fuckable if you like the thick chicks, but her voice is as upsetting as warren’s. In the turtle universe i am eager to see how this plays out. #Bernie2020

    • She’s cute?
      February 15, 2020 at 7:34 am

      Bitch looks like a 50 year old dude with too much eye makeup and the body of dog the bounty hunter’s dead wife. She should have kept her anonymity, I hope some ratchets she wrote about start suing here.

      You fat cunt.

      • F*U
        February 15, 2020 at 7:56 am

        She is “the face” of Bristol County. Overweight, too much makeup, voice like gargling with glass and ratchet attitude. He small sliver of Turtleboy fame is over.

  • .judge dread
    February 15, 2020 at 12:02 am

    “ This is some pied piper shit if I’ve ever seen it, and it’s sad to watch. My worry was that this platform that I’ve built over the last 6 years was being used for clout by the Bristol Crew, and that they’d use the fame they built off of Turtleboy to start their own thing, bring my followers with them, and then turn them against me. This is exactly what has ended up happening. I’m not even made about it. It’s a business lesson I learned the hard way and it won’t happen again”

    Her podcast was thug audio wise and it content wise. First off it was recorded by someone who had no idea what they were doing in a studio Bristol posted expense items that was 250-350 an hour! I remember she posted a copy of the receipt a while ago.

    I produce electronic music as a hobby and have for some time, with my own hom studio. I’m by no ways a recording or mastering engineer but I can tell the following:

    Little to no compression or EQ on the channel sips the mics were literally plugged into. A Strip is where you plug a mono microphone or sometimes a dual stereo connection where you can EQ, low cut, send the signal pre or post fader to say effects. Etc. the mixer they were using was ancient, I forgot the name but it’s def not a top of the line vintage mixer.

    Very few if any dynamics either connected the channel insert or on the master intertwined /master out, auor bus/aux bus.

    Compressors are designed to level the sound so everything sounds the same level, regardless if a sofT spoken person or a loud speaking half deaf person. Find the threshold, and set gain reduction ratio, pump up the gain and soft or hard limit the signal from going over 0. Also Minimal if any eq’ing and high / low cut Didn’t sound it was engaged.

    You could say the same things about uncle’s podcast BUT he’s doing it all himself! He’s not payin* boot leg scammers!

    I read About a receipt for their studio fees for each Podcast in a post she made a few months ago and I almost spit puked into an empty amazon prime next to my desk.

    The RØDEPodcasr, which you can get used for ebay for like 300-350, allows you to have 4 mic inputs, a analog 1/8th cable for a phone, and Bluetooth for a phone to say, use for Skype meets to have guests on. Then you run the usb main audio output into your mac, so you can have all the audio and video, freeing up fupa computer from processing all but one stereo audio track and playing YouTube video.

    Time to hit the bottle, esp since I started typing this an hour ago and spent half an hour with my bullshit ex gf on the phone nagging about how she has to work 20 hours a week to keep her section 8 studio in Stabbin Hill….. uuuuuugTime to hit the sauce.

    • Giulia
      February 15, 2020 at 1:01 am

      Hi there Judge. I just wanted to tell you that you’re one of my favorite commenters here. Wish there were more people that actually had comments that were worth reading. While there are some here… I wish there were more. Sorry your ex-girlfriend’s a jerk. Anyways… I appreciate you and just wanted to wish you a Happy VD. (Valentine’s Day, not venereal disease) 😉 – Giulia

      • Judge dread
        February 15, 2020 at 2:46 am

        Thanks! Happy valentines to you too. The TBS meetup uncle is talking about will be sweet!

        • Giulia
          February 15, 2020 at 6:46 pm

          I know right. Hope there’s still gonna be a Turtle gathering. I had tickets for it. I’m sad it was cancelled 🙁

          • Judge dread
            February 15, 2020 at 9:13 pm

            You know I specifically remember uncle saying roughly a month ago how it was delayed because “Bristol had to work on fridays”; which was probably uncle being nice to his audience as to not throw her under the bus.

            I bet she lost her shit knowing full well she couldn’t co-host the event to promote her personal brand so her borderline personality disorder took over.

            I’ve dated some crazy chicks before but anyone who cancels an event, party, fundraiser, etc weeks in advance because of her is known as Ms. Cunty McShitterman.

            What was she doing? Saving the fucking manatees or working her second job as Debbie The time life operator selling TV guide subscriptions?

          • Giulia
            February 15, 2020 at 11:10 pm

            There seems to be no reply button on your last comment Judge. Not sure what to make of that… could be nothing… or something… no idea.

            Yeah, I thought it was strange that Uncle’s reasons for the Live event being cancelled were that people were asking what would happen if it snows… it’s winter… it could, but why not wait and see if there’s gonna be a big storm before cancelling. I don’t think many people from around these parts are too afraid to drive in a little snow. And the other excuse for cancelling was that Bristol works on Fridays. I’m pretty sure she works a 9-5 job… the event wasn’t supposed to start until like 7:00, I think. Plus I was like… do that many people even care if Bristol’s gonna be there or not? I personally didn’t really care. I just thought it would be fun to have a drink or two with some other Turtle Riders. And maybe say hello to Uncle… maybe watch him do a little Live Show type thing. I think winter woulda been a good time for it too… everyone’s kinda bored right now… cabin fever.

            I really don’t think that Uncle was stealing or doing anything inappropriate with donations. And I do think that it was kind of Uncle to allow Bristol and her crew to sort of do their own thing under the TB brand. I think there’s probably more info about these inter-turtle troubles that’ll surface eventually. Who knows…

  • Bucket Boy Rules
    February 14, 2020 at 11:04 pm

    So Turtleboy was lying to solicit donations, sort of like Josh Abrams, nice damage control Turtle Little Boy, just not sure who to believe, after that bitch showed up to Bucket Boy’s place of employment. The best stories on this site have been posted by Bristol, the whole Joe Orga tinder thing was the greatest thing to ever be covered on this site. Just not sure Turtle Little Boy has much to offer besides calling children crotchfruit and over using regional slang people outside the Boston area don’t understand. Turtle Little Boy is good at preaching to his base, but not great at expanding his audience. Oh well I guess I’ll just follow Bristol on whatever her new platform is. Sorry Turtle Little Boy, you’re just not that entertaining.

    • Yeah Sure You Will
      February 15, 2020 at 2:01 am

      Yet you’ve been here and you’ll STILL be here when everything’s said and done and everyone knows it. You’re a pathetic troll and that’s what trolls do. You’ll pretend to hate it, continue with your lame ass comments but still be reading the blogs whenever possible. You’re not fooling anyone dickwad.

  • Go Away Bristol
    February 14, 2020 at 10:31 pm

    Bristol herself told us what ratchet she was. She thinks her show is all that. She’s uneducated and hard to watch. Why is the $ any of her concern? This is TB’s business. Isn’t he trying to make $ off this? Donations are like paying a subscription to watch. WHY are her podcasts still under the Turtleboy channel? Shut that down!!

  • Snarky Rider
    February 14, 2020 at 9:44 pm

    She always seemed snakelike to me. It didn’t seem like TurtleBoy Sports for a while now. That is the biggest reason I stopped sharing the blogs. That’s all going to change now. Glad you’re addressing all of this. Everything comes out in the end.

  • TB is a fraud
    February 14, 2020 at 8:58 pm

    Sad when you can’t get your FACKS straight, Unc… at least Bristol can… and provide unedited docs… I want my donations back!

    • I hate shitless layabouts
      February 15, 2020 at 2:23 am

      you never donated to anything besides a shitty comment.

  • Jackie Childs
    February 14, 2020 at 8:55 pm

    All I can say is that those cans are real they and are spectacular

  • Seems to lie just like Elizabeth warrren
    February 14, 2020 at 8:38 pm

    Boy uncle Turtleboy sure is a victim a lot…..I’m beginning to think he’s the problem.

  • Ace Rothstein
    February 14, 2020 at 8:33 pm

    I shit you not…I just heard JOSH ABRAMS just say the words “Aden is a loser who has nothing and lives in a basement “

    He has me blocked so I couldn’t laugh in his fat fuckin face and leave a comment that uncle turtle has a home, a family, a business, AND IS the cohost of the Gerry Callahan podcast. What the fck is wrong with this kid??????

  • MAGA
    February 14, 2020 at 8:30 pm

    Kill yourself, turtleboy!

  • IDidn't DoIt
    February 14, 2020 at 8:28 pm

    I could easily create an invoice like that using Excel or Google Sheets. No one ever said you have to tell the truth on the internet…I do not believe turtleboysporks. He’s in it gor the money, donate here…

  • Who Flung Cum
    February 14, 2020 at 8:25 pm

    Honestly, I considered her a different brand than you. I enjoyed when she blogged, but I skipped over a lot of the “evidence” because it was tl;dr. As for her podcasts, they could be enjoyable, but you had to be on top of everything to understand what the hell she was talking about. All this said, she 100% used your platform to get her bootleg news show off the ground. There’s not as many intellects with little to do at 1900 on Sunday nights as she thinks. Certainly not 1,000 + as Unc proved Wednesday.

    All this said, her cans don’t lie. I want to bounce those things like Sugar Ray Leonard..

  • It's Obvious......
    February 14, 2020 at 8:13 pm

    ….what she’s trying to do. She’s trying to unleash the ‘cancel culture’ on you by trying to say that you maliciously stole donations like the other auditor fools she’s obsessed with. Only question is, why take so long for the accusation to come out. Again, it’s obvious. She’s starting a new thing so she’s trying to gain followers. Pretty shitty and underhanded way to go about it though. She needs to class up
    a bit. You were here long before she came and I’m sure you’ll be here long after.

  • Stunt Penis
    February 14, 2020 at 8:11 pm

    Abandon the Turtle? Shit, that’d be like cutting my own arm off. No way.

    I have wondered why the number of articles and contributing authors has seemed to drop way off lately though. If you are constantly getting sued and do not indemnify your authors, I can see why they would be hesitant to author anything….

    • Nee Chi
      February 14, 2020 at 11:45 pm

      And remember not to make our benevolent leader scared. Because if he gets scared, and you’re one of his anonymous writers, he’ll out you quicker than you can say “guttermuppet”.

      Gonna be hard to find new and decent writers with your track record.

      Jus sayin,
      Fred

  • Caravaggio's half empty box of Trojans
    February 14, 2020 at 8:08 pm

    The accusation is unfortunate. Let her go Uncle. Colleagues move on all the time. She did some great work while here. Let’s focus on that. I wish her the best in her new endeavor. I don’t see it taking anything away from TBS.

    As a blogger myself I can tell everyone that it takes an extraordinary effort to keep a blog going. The demands for constant new content burn most people out within a few years. Keep focused, keep adding sponsors, and you’ll thrive.

    I do still occasionally daydream about Bristol’s tight cop outfit. Yowza.

  • So There's That.....
    February 14, 2020 at 8:00 pm

    Bristol Crew definitely has better production but that’s about it. The subject matter is typically the same old shit. It’s all about the frauditors and that was interesting for the 1st 10 minutes or so. However, if you’re into people just talking to one another or you like to hear about man on man butt play then her show is for you.

  • Orion
    February 14, 2020 at 7:42 pm

    As far as people jumping sides to follow her I hope one of them wasn’t Corinth Arkadin because he seemed pretty cool for a gay dude.

  • The Angry Union Man
    February 14, 2020 at 7:39 pm

    Anyone who has followed your site since inception knows your a tireless advocate for free speech and the constitution. In an age of fake news and zero journalistic integrity from the mainstream media you stand as a beacon of integrity . Do I always agree with you 100% no , do I respect your right to your opinions yes . Do I for a moment think there is any financial improprieties , hell no !. This women is obviously a malcontent and deranged . Keep reporting stories others are afraid to .

  • Mr.Thirsty
    February 14, 2020 at 7:16 pm

    I was never a fan of Bristol. Since she’s gone, now she can take her ass back to the kitchen where she belongs.

  • Bucket Boy Rules
    February 14, 2020 at 7:11 pm

    The only true journalist on this site left? LOL, now it’s just dimwit with his excuses and juvenile headlines.

    • ElJefe72
      February 14, 2020 at 8:34 pm

      And yet, here you are still reading and posting comments about it.

    • Dick Scratcher
      February 15, 2020 at 1:02 pm

      Bucket Boy is a moron who sucks Tickle Me Anselmo’s tiny cock.

      Please leave, cunt.

  • Spic Tormentor
    February 14, 2020 at 7:08 pm

    You can auction off her chair and some incel reader will buy it and take it to sniff city

  • Idgaf
    February 14, 2020 at 7:07 pm

    I never liked her ! I personally think she sucked and she always rubbed me the wrong way. She a another scum bag junkie loser . Fuck. her she isn’t shit. She didn’t build this platform. You did! . You always go off of facts ! She use to add shit that was not factual. . She need to becareful you could sue her ass.

  • Wwjd
    February 14, 2020 at 6:57 pm

    Does this mean we can stop saying crotch fruit? Cuz if it does, I’m in.

    • JimmyBooms
      February 14, 2020 at 7:08 pm

      I have been a TB Rider for 5 years and I love the blogs but I just can’t get into the Live Show. It’s just a review of a blog I allready read 90% of the time.

      But you teach an employee how to do something and they get good at it or think they are good at it. Then they try to go on there own and be their own boss. It happens in every business. Then they take the customers that they have come close with it.

      Not the end of the world Uncle just keep breaking the news 1st and they will come. Stop with the suggestive adjectives describing the people in the blogs and Media will take you more seriously and the people you wrote about won’t hate you if you report facts without name calling. That will lead to less court appearances and less Lawyers fees.

      • Col.Flagg
        February 14, 2020 at 9:17 pm

        Very well said. Kudos. I hope your word are heeded. I agree.

      • Turtle Rider For Life Biaaach
        February 16, 2020 at 10:24 pm

        Uncle Turtle does write a clean version of the blogs on TBDailyNews. That’s the site he promotes more now than TB Sports. He’s talked about eventually getting rid of TB Sports and just writing clean language blogs on TBDailyNews. But he knows that there are a still a ton of fans that really like words like crotch fruit, guttermuppet, slug pump, doosh-nozzle, etc…. But at the same time…. the true Turtle Riders also want to see the blog succeed and be taken seriously and have the mainstream media site TB when they steal his stories. And we all know that that is more likely to happen if the blogs are written clean, TBDailyNews style.

    • The Common Man
      February 15, 2020 at 4:35 am

      I said the same thing several months ago and got downvoted big time.

      The crotch fruit line was played out like 8 months ago.

  • Drop Out Joe Biden
    February 14, 2020 at 6:57 pm

    2 filthy naggers rob a gas station and shoot a worker in the leg in Dedham and fake news says police are looking for 2 men.

  • Bound To Happen
    February 14, 2020 at 6:52 pm

    She took herself too seriously. Hate to say it but typical broad. She doesn’t get her way all the time and then a few losers whispering in her ear and there you go.

  • Duh
    February 14, 2020 at 6:44 pm

    So someone works for you then goes of to start her own thing? BOO HOO.

    Welcome to Capitalism 101.

    • Orion
      February 14, 2020 at 7:22 pm

      It’s far more complex than that. Fuck you.

  • xmlyz
    February 14, 2020 at 6:40 pm

    Bristol… that’s Rhode Island, right? Explains everything.

  • AngryWhiteDad
    February 14, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    Never trust your business/money with a woman. Everyone knows this. Heck, even the Libtards chose to vote a nig nog as president before a woman. That’s saying something.

    I never liked her and actually think her style always came across as an overly eager wanna be imitation of her mentor/boss. Her YouTube is worse than TBs.

  • Riiiight
    February 14, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    Non compete LOL. Get a new lawyer.

  • Riveting
    February 14, 2020 at 6:10 pm

    Great story, I think what we can all take away from this is I’m willing to pay any hot Thailand babe (no corona virus) $50 if she can shoot a marshmallow 20 ft. across a room and into my glass of beer from her snatch.

  • fuckface O'Reilly
    February 14, 2020 at 6:09 pm

    floppy tits and makeup on her zits

  • Hmmmm..
    February 14, 2020 at 6:07 pm

    Why does everyone seem to jump ship at some point?

    TB must be tough to get along with. Can’t grow a business this way.

  • Sad.
    February 14, 2020 at 6:04 pm

    I like Bristol.

    Where can Iisten to her now?

  • LOLz
    February 14, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    So in other works…You guys are just about as rachet as the rachets you laugh at.

    • Orion
      February 14, 2020 at 7:26 pm

      Other WORDS, you illiterate motherfucker. And Bristol is ratchet, not Uncle.

  • That Would guy
    February 14, 2020 at 5:33 pm

    Would!

  • Lee Ho
    February 14, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    I kind of sensed that she was getting more and more enamored with herself. Anyway I think she will eventually regret it.

    Hopefully she didn’t take the nuclear launch codes with her.

  • Josh Tibbits
    February 14, 2020 at 5:09 pm

    Bristol is my new bitch. I own that slut. She is my new tow truck girl.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    February 14, 2020 at 4:58 pm

    Sad to hear this news. Her blogs and investigative work were on a par with Uncle’s. The Bristol Crew show started off OK, but got boring.

    I’d stay away from raising money for others. Even if every penny is carefully documented (a time sink and a pain in the ass) it leaves you vulnerable to accusations. Then you have to prove you have stopped beating your wife. It’s not worth it. Stay with the basics: Investigative work and shaming pieces. This is what people come to the site to read.

    I wish both of you the best. You are great talents. Blogging is exhausting work. Take care of yourself Unc.

  • charles george
    February 14, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    Honestly, I thought BT was annoying. She definately is trying to knock everyone down in the name of clout. She was the only blogger that would post pictures of herself in the blogs. Like, yes, youre a pretty girl, but no way youtube “influencer” pretty. She seemed to like to stir stuff up, and her blogs just started getting really petty, and I stopped reading her stuff anyway.

  • Bristol was once arrested for public indecency
    February 14, 2020 at 4:47 pm

    She was arrested cuz she was totally butt naked in a public park at night just fuckin away going to town on a group of guys and then the cops came and everyone scattered and she was left there butt naked totally nude with no clothes in the buff and the cops arrested her and she wasn’t allowed to put any clothes on cuz she left them all at home and was forced naked super nude to do the walk of shame to a police cruiser where everyone could see her completely nude totally naked in the buff with nothing to hide

    • Bill Clinton
      February 14, 2020 at 5:32 pm

      And that’s a bad thing???

      • Bristol was once arrested for public indecency
        February 14, 2020 at 5:51 pm

        Not a bad thing at all! Just saying she got arrested for it. The woman hates clothes and loves the D! Kinda like your girl Monica Lewinsky

    • Izaah inintz c c c cuwwldzz uzaahazz ah ah ah tawgzz ahh wongzz sennn tenseez teacher?
      February 14, 2020 at 5:33 pm

      Holy run a long sentance but I loved it because it was soooooooo

      Long

  • Daniel Sullivan
    February 14, 2020 at 4:46 pm

    I’ve been with you since the beginning and usually either kept quiet or just tried to buy things from the store here and there. However when Bristol started her own show I saw this coming from a mile away. I am sure you did as well. The problem was all her little cohorts running around on her coat tails which in turn is on yours as well. But I promise you they started whispering in her ears saying “you do all the work. You are the real star of turtleboy”. Completely forgetting that she didn’t start turtleboy. She didn’t leave her job as a teacher and risk everything to start this new career. She didn’t risk her family’s lifestyle or mortgage for this. You did!!!! She should have respected that. Sham on her and fuck those tools leaching for her and using the turtleboy name to line their pockets.

    • Orion
      February 14, 2020 at 7:25 pm

      Amazing to see the deleterious power some Rachel Dratch-looking pussy has over weak men. And ironic to see that yet again, a woman uses a man to get attention, then tries to get even more attention by betraying the same man.

      • Spitting Image
        February 16, 2020 at 12:48 am

        Rachel Dratch…….FUCKING NAILED IT!!

  • AK - Groper in Chief
    February 14, 2020 at 4:45 pm

    Was just thinking this morning, about how there doesn’t seem to be many Bristol stories anymore! Another one fleeing the sinking ship! TurtleWreck on The Rocks!

    Everyone else is gone!

    Or did you try to touch her, Uncle TB?

    “I don’t like it when uncle A, touches me there”.

    • WeRFucked
      February 14, 2020 at 5:00 pm

      You are one fucked up person.

    • Turtle Rider For Life Biaaach
      February 14, 2020 at 8:38 pm

      Your blow-up doll deserves reparations.

  • Gus
    February 14, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    Sorry to see it come apart this way. I wish both of you the best of your worlds and maybe things will get better. No one wins in this bullshit.
    But, as always, we will Turtle on.

  • Donald J Hump
    February 14, 2020 at 4:32 pm

    It’s pretty funny when someone who we trust comes out and says Unc is every bad thing people say he is. Vindictive, pussy boy, hypocrite. Haaaa! Bristol will destroy Unc with her show and in a fight. His sad rant about him willing to die for the 1st amendment was pathetic. Can you imagine being a Holden cop who has to deal with Unc? They probably ask their buddies to ride along to meet him and laugh. What A LOSER!

    • Interesting
      February 14, 2020 at 5:04 pm

      It’s so weird they all say the same things. No originality!

  • Keep it up!
    February 14, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    You’ll always be the original! Your true followers recognize this and all that you’ve done to fight for free speech in this overly PC snowflake driven liberal society that this world has become. This is why I also left teaching. Eff society! Keep doing what you’re doing. The hard cores see through the bs.

  • Peter Potamus
    February 14, 2020 at 4:19 pm

    I liked her t-shirt that read “I ain’t no Stranger to the One Eyed Ranger”.

  • Hugh Mungous
    February 14, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    Not for nothing, she is in Bristol County correct?She may have been a Mensa member for that area of Northern Rhode Island/ Southern New England/ Massachusetts ,for the rest of the country she’s slightly more intelligent than the banjo player in deliverance

    • The angry taint
      February 14, 2020 at 4:23 pm

      Damn you! I just spit my drink on the bar and everyone thinks I’m having a seizure…lol

  • Orion
    February 14, 2020 at 4:00 pm

    To be fair, I always thought Bristol was kind of a piece of shit and came off as more of a Rikki Lake, rabble-rouser bitch than a standard of justice.

  • Spic Tormentor
    February 14, 2020 at 4:00 pm

    Free piece of advice:

    Never hire women.

    You should know this

    • Heman woman haters club aka mgtow turtle
      February 14, 2020 at 5:23 pm

      I agree with you 100% ST!
      It has also been proven they are not funny in the slightest instance. They bring nothing to the table aside from a smelly gash that’s ridin the carousel for years. You can not have a rational conversation with any of them. they never take responsibility for any of their actions. They never admit they are wrong even when all parties involved know they are in fact wrong. They lie about everything. They have no morality or manners. Its always someone else’s fault. They complicate the simplest of things. They can never make their own decisions. They take credit away from others. They are unoriginal in anything they attempt. All they do is raise their voices yell or scream. They dont know when to keep their mouth shut. They nagg. They act like children. They are vindictive and jealous over everything.
      Nothing is ever enough for them. they are never genuinely happy. they have no respect for privacy or boundaries. Many many, many, many, many, many, many times 100 million many mores have stds or sti’s and lie about it. The list go’ on and on and on as you know.

      Hes lucky he did not fall victim to the liberal agenda of getting #MeTooed.

      The only woman I have ever met that are not like that are true conservative woman! Sadly they are very hard to come by in these here parts. If you happen to find one in this state or any others in the north. 99.98.99% chance they are fake and just using it too their advantage. Shit test them all.

      It’s time men realize that it’s their time and money. Stop putting pussy above your own happiness and freedom! Sex is not everything! I should know, I’ve done it a couple times.

      Lots of men lose their freedom money and sanity over liberal woman. It’s not worth it my friends! I have no experience with those issues. I’ve seen countless men go through it though irl on the news family and friends etc.

      • Turtle Rider For Life Biaaach
        February 14, 2020 at 8:54 pm

        What a sad, sad lonely man…

  • HotDamn
    February 14, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    What platform are they commenting on?
    If it’s youtube under who’s channel?

  • Al Gore's global warming proof
    February 14, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    Bristol who?

  • Crystal Perry
    February 14, 2020 at 3:40 pm

    I love this blog and will continue to support this site. It’s her loss!!

  • Lance Bolt
    February 14, 2020 at 3:38 pm

    wtf..?

  • stiff pete
    February 14, 2020 at 3:36 pm

    it was clear a long time ago she was all for herself. Bristol’s show sucks and she acts like she knows everything. getting people on stupid technicalities and never finding a new subject of the show. let her take all the stupid people who was following josh (gullible shitheads)her homosexual Co host and beat it.
    and please someone show her how to put on makeup and lashes.

    • Womp
      February 14, 2020 at 3:39 pm

      Bristol dresses and presents herself like a ratchet

      • Orion
        February 14, 2020 at 4:02 pm

        She seemed more like she was out for attention and thought she was hot shit, instead of being about the facts and the right thing being done. Too bad it had to come to this.

  • Who the fuck is the Bristol Crew
    February 14, 2020 at 3:35 pm

    Who is the Bristol Crew and why do they matter? Any man who proclaims to be of this crew should have his nuts chopped off and identify as a fanook.

  • Natasha
    February 14, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    Loved the chick who was crying at the end

  • BoredWalrus
    February 14, 2020 at 3:33 pm

    TBH, I tried to watch one of her shows the other night, got about 4 minutes in and shut that shit off. Boring!!! Why do I want to watch grown ass ppl talk to each other on YouTube? So many other interesting things to take up my time.

    • Snarky-Rider
      February 15, 2020 at 2:34 pm

      I tried watching BTC and her “crew” as well. It was painful, boring and she just flips her tits out so we will watch.

      I would rather watch flies fuck than try sitting through another one of her shows.

  • Pistachio Disguisee
    February 14, 2020 at 3:24 pm

    So the armpit of Massachusetts has jumped ship?!! Bye Felicia

  • Sasha
    February 14, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    Never interested in listening to her in the first place.

  • TortugaNiño
    February 14, 2020 at 3:22 pm

    I dont facebook, i dont watch live streams, dont do podcasts. But i get my local hot takes and ratchet shaming from TBS and will continue to do so. Viva la Tortuga!!

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    February 14, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    Only their Halloween episode was remotely watchable, for two big reasons. Otherwise it’s like watching two toddlers play catch with a squid.

    Not to say that the TB podcast is any easier to watch, please let me or someone else who knows what they are doing show you how to mix the audio properly, for christs sake.

    • WeRFucked
      February 14, 2020 at 5:06 pm

      The audio is awful. Loud/soft/normal/loud again. The basement doesn’t work. The camera on the desk looking up unc’s nostrils. Ugh.

      But I watch it. I have the turtle disease.

    • Just a shirt
      February 14, 2020 at 9:55 pm

      That costume had the boob cleavage detail. That was all the costume. It went up to her neck, if you look close enough you can tell that it wasn’t her chest, but it was the costume made to look like it was. They sell them online.

      • TortugaNiño
        February 15, 2020 at 1:55 am

        *shocked pikachu face

  • Hate Women
    February 14, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    Bristol did not support Donald Trump. Therefore I have zero use for her. Place will be better without her. Fucking liberal dumpsterslut.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      February 14, 2020 at 3:54 pm

      Bristol, I will SHO U RITE!!! So much so that you will forget all about $$$ and all you will think about is the D.

      And all will be forgiven.

  • Natick Caca Attack
    February 14, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    I need a follow up on the Natick Serial Shitter yesterday.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    February 14, 2020 at 3:13 pm

    Casual Observations:

    1) I thought Bristol would be hotter. If anyone has any nudes, please send them to me.
    2) What loss (if any) is she claiming? If it’s simply concern of the unused funds, what remedy would she suggest?

  • The angry taint
    February 14, 2020 at 3:13 pm

    Sucks that it went down this way, you never know anyone’s true intentions until it’s too late. Hopefully if what you say is true she will be the bigger person and apologize.

  • Dumbass
    February 14, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    “caused a riff?” LOLOLOLOLOLOL. This is a grown man and a former teacher.

    (A riff is (1) a short, rhythmic phrase played on an instrument, especially in jazz, blues, or rock music, or (2) a clever or inventive spoken commentary.)

    • Noah Webster
      February 14, 2020 at 3:34 pm

      No one reads my book anymore anyway so it’s close enough.

      rift 1 (rĭft)
      n.
      1. A fissure, crack, or opening, as in rock.
      2. A break in friendly relations: a rift between siblings

    • Corinth Arkadin
      February 14, 2020 at 3:57 pm

      Hey, uh, “Dumbass”:

      99% of your problems could be prevented or resolved by shutting the fuck up.

    • Orion
      February 14, 2020 at 4:19 pm

      Yeah, grown up still sometimes make spelling and pronunciation mistakes. Shocker, right? If that’s the best you can do, you really don’t have shit. Grow up.

    • Sick of your shit
      February 14, 2020 at 7:30 pm

      This is the 21st century. Flagrant spelling mistakes are as common as herpes. Writing is giving way to hyper-fast texting and even the most intelligent people can fall victim to it. So grow the fuck up about minor nit-picky errors, you neckbeard queef.

  • Hillbilly Pride
    February 14, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    It’s OK TB. Bristol wasn’t even funny anymore. Just anger with a side of guttergirl sass.

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