This is Keri Brothers, and she is fighting the good fight for social justice, equality and tolerance.
Up until recently, that consisted mainly of incessantly posting #woke memes and hideous selfies on social media.
And tossing the occasional bag of hot cheetos to a bum standing in the middle of an intersection.
What a solider for all things SJW. She knows the old adage – if a tree falls in the forest, did you even social justice, brah? It only counts as a good deed if at least 10 strangers on the internet admire you for it. Well, Kerri got her big chance recently, and it all started with a post.
If you feel the need to start off a post with “I never make posts like this…” then odds are you definitely do, all the time, and everything you post should be taken with no less than one grain of salt. Dirty laundry belongs in your hamper, not on social media. Either way,
You know Michael is about to get dragged. And there’s only one valiant fupastar worthy of this task.
So she’s obviously chomping at the bit to trash this guy she’s never met, on behalf of this chick she has also never met.
“I probably can’t be of any help” but…..
Despite having no personal knowledge of either of the involved parties outside of a Facebook post, Britney Smears has a community college two year degree and a ton of SJW memes on her Facebook wall,
So she’s practically an internet civil rights lawyer, you guys. And since there is no “due process” on Facebook and she #believes all women, this guy is definitely, totally guilty and obviously a dangerous sex offender. Don’t pay any mind to the fact that the accuser is involved with a name familiar to us here at Turtleboy….
That’s right, Providence’s own drama factory and vigilante mob-inciting club – Providence Fight Club.
So if they’re involved, the chance that’s it’s hysterical bullshit increases dramatically, because they don’t believe in fact checking at all.
Regardless, anyone who defends this guy being accused of sexual assault without a shred of corroborating evidence outside of a Facebook post penned by his ex is a rape apologist, ultimately deserving of Smears’ unbridled wrath. Take, for instance, his sister, who had a different story to tell regarding the domestic violence (not rape) case her brother is currently embroiled in.
That’s it, she’s a rape apologist. The DA didn’t see enough evidence to charge this dude with rape, but that doesn’t mean Kerri hasn’t – she read a Facebook post! Time to contact the sister’s employer and get her #fired!
That’s totally rational and well deserve. Good job, you virtue-signaling fupapotomus! Take a bow, and collect your trophy.
And because Sgt. Slander over here isn’t some basic bitch who just makes idle threats to win a Facebook argument she clearly knows fuckall about, she took it the extra step and got to work furiously tapping her greasy sausage paws on the keyboard to follow through. That’s how you win the war, folks.
Fuck yes, Kerri, great work! That was the totally reasonable, sane, and virtuous thing to do!
Unfortunately, though, Captain Cockblaster of the Virtue brigade was extremely chagrined to learn that the chick she’s trying to smite in the name of all things #woke works for actual grownup adults, who don’t give a fuck about the online arguments she gets into with random SJW queefs on her own free time.
How dare they act like adults and not psychotic drama-mongering queefpies? The nerve. Did they even read the Facebook post? Probably not. Maybe for most people it would end right here, but not for Lieutenant Lunatic of the compassion company. It was just starting, because she’s out here battling for America’s soul.
Time to take down the company’s Facebook page!
Oh, and wait a minute, didn’t Karrissa use the word “retard”? Time to contact the Army, the Navy, the National Guard, the ADA, FBI, CIA, AG, and all of the A-team!
Be a bigger cunt – you can’t. I’m really sorry that Facebook wouldn’t protect your soft, sad little feelings against the mean words, Kerri, but even the “victim” is mortified by your batshit behavior. What an epic backfire! Now who will defend your craziness and give you the pat on the back you so desperately need? This is a disaster! Poor little Britney Smears of Alpha-team Libel. You clearly didn’t deserve any means words with all the SJWing you just accomplished here, and for such a reasonable cause, too. This is very serious police business now, thank the Good Lord and all of his angels.
Honestly, I think a couple tough words was going too easy on this sandy snatchrag. Nobody ever needs to virtue signal that hard. Kerri, you need to get a job, and some hobbies, anything to fill the gaping void that is your sense of purpose and self worth. This is pathetic. Nobody wants your help, nobody needs your help, and FYI – we’re all laughing at you now. I saw you made this request:
So I went a wrote you a blog, you dumb cow. You’re welcome. Anything for a warrior for women like you!