Hoodrat Heroes

Brockton Bologna Bandit Helps Daughter Beat Up Rival Jr. Hoodboogers, Pose For Duck Faced Facebook Victory Selfies, Didn’t Break A Nail

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Here’s your Hoodrat Heroes of the day from good ol’ Brockton….

Just another day in Brockton. A hoodbunny teaching her young cub how to rock your shit and then pose for a duck faced victory selfie afterwards!!

Ashley Dumas is obviously doing a great job parenting. First she let a convicted junkbox bank robber go spelunking in her stench trench, where he dropped off his hoodbogger batter and the next thing you know – BOOM – they’ve got a future teen mom to mold.

I have no idea how old that girl is, but here father Matt Pacella was born in 1986, which makes him about the age of your average Brockton grandfather. He dresses like most grandfathers in Brockton too.

Grown ass man still rocking the NBA jerseys and the flatbrimmed hat. Standard Brockton-ware.

Sounds like he’s very involved in his daughter’s life:

“I would love to have a talk with you.”

Well, she is your daughter. Try paying child support and being a Dad. Because your absence has led to your daughter becoming so ratchet that she somehow ended up on Turtleboy.

Either way, awesome parenting job by Mom. Most people would see their young daughter getting into a fight, deescalate the situation, call the police, and ream into their child so that this kind of behavior doesn’t happen again.

But this is Brockton we’re talking about. So naturally Mom bragged about how her baby “didn’t even break a nail,” and mentioned how “aggy” she was by it all. Because….priorities.

Then again any mother who posts pictures of herself sucking face with the balogna baton of the week….

Is bound to have kids that have no shot at life.

It’s cool though, because she might not have time to raise her kids right, but she does have time to save France from ISIS invasion.

Seriously though, I do kind of feel bad for the girl. She’s just a kid and she’s being raised by animals. In a perfect world DCF would nab her up, throw her in a loving home, and Mom and Dad would never see her again. But we’re living in a ratchet world, so perhaps becoming Turtleboy famous is the wakeup call she really needs to see.

36 Comment(s)
  • Cap'n slapahoe
    April 7, 2018 at 11:18 pm

    Fucking garbage white trash bitches. Brockton should be blown off the fucking map. A bunch of losers, immigration and junkies. This makes my stomach turn!!! Someone call dcf on this raggedy ratchet bitch and her future 16 and pregnant and on welfare failure of a daughter. Waste of life! This makes my stomach turn

  • Makenzie Thomas
    April 7, 2018 at 4:43 pm

    Lol that’s my aunt

    • Jinxie
      April 7, 2018 at 5:35 pm

      My condolences.

  • WhiteGuySmallPea
    April 7, 2018 at 8:58 am

    My wife would never, ever, take a selfie of us sucking face. I guess she doesn’t love me.

  • Rick
    April 7, 2018 at 8:02 am

    I’m sure the moms world really came crashing down when she woke up this morning and found out the Government shut down Backpage.com.

    • Looking for Love
      April 7, 2018 at 8:45 am

      Da Fuq?
      This just ruined my day.
      Damn Skippy.

  • 3 Chainz
    April 7, 2018 at 7:57 am

    Yo! Where was da step daddy ‘No Cents’ when dis all went down? Passed out drunk again on da couch, cuz we know my nigga waznt at work!

  • gov. assistance guaranteed
    April 7, 2018 at 2:07 am

    Guess carnival sideshows are still alive.

  • Ashley Dumas
    April 7, 2018 at 12:07 am


    • Chuck Johnson
      April 7, 2018 at 8:49 am

      You know that “stepdad” is deepdicking that little piece of cake right?

    • Makenzie Thomas
      April 7, 2018 at 4:51 pm

      Forget them

  • Sharon Peters
    April 6, 2018 at 10:53 pm

    Jesus. Girl is only 13 with some acrylics that thankfully Mom exclaims didn’t even break…
    My mom was giving me shit for doubling up T-shirts instead of wearing a bra when I was 13. Wow, times have changed since ‘92.

    • R
      April 6, 2018 at 10:59 pm

      I’m guessing ratchet mom had her daughter around the age her daughter is now. Clearly she’s missing that “parent gene” and is continuing to live her pathetic childhood through her kid. Grooming the next generation to keep the lowlife cycle going.

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        April 7, 2018 at 11:59 am

        Daughter will be popping out the pups by 16 I bet

  • Troubled Nostrils
    April 6, 2018 at 10:31 pm

    “…seen the whole thing.”

    When I “seen” that twice in Ashley’s comments, that confirmed her status as ratchety white trashitty.

  • whatevuh
    April 6, 2018 at 6:49 pm

    The kid is probably better off if that shit-stain who calls himself a father stays far away from her. I’m sure his shit would rub off on her.

  • Ashley Dumas
    April 6, 2018 at 6:32 pm

    First off i did call the police. These people showed up 2 hours after their mother assulted my daughter which i called the police for and they said to go to the court house to file an assult charge in the a.m. Two hours later the mother and and her four children showed up with bats and poles telling my daughter to come outside and again i called the police. She was not home it was 7:40 she had to be home by 8:00 she was at a friends house and as sure as shit before the police get there she comes walking around the corner. The 18 year old and 15 year old jumped my daughter i pulled the 18 year old off of her so the mom jumped in with the 18 year old on me. The police showed up the when the first hits were thrown and seen the whole thing. With it being only one cop i was left fighting the mom the 18 year old and her 11 year old daughter kicking me. It happened and the first officer seen the whole thing. These peolpe had weapons. So talk shit about me thats fine i did what any mother would do and protected my child. Makayla has never been in a fight i am proud and shocked she held her own because she always says she would never want to fight. Maybe yes i should not have been so proud as to post on social media but it’s there. You guys took a 13year old that yes grew up without her father and has never been into a fight and made it like she does this or we do this for fun. She has been taught to avoid bad situations but there was no avoiding being jumped. Yes thats myself and my boyfriend kissing who has been a great step dad to her. Yes we are showing affection twords one another. When you love someone that happens. Jist maybe you should not be posting my childs on a public page to people who know nothing of her she is only 13 and you have no idea what your talking about.

    • No one cares
      April 6, 2018 at 6:43 pm

      Kill yourself. No one will miss you.

    • R
      April 6, 2018 at 6:59 pm

      So, you’re seriously going to say they showed up at 740pm and your daughter was due home at 8pm…and in the 20 minutes…or I’ll even give you less than that, you didn’t text your daughter and say stay away?!? And don’t give the bs line she didn’t have a cell phone. Did you call the police again saying they were there with weapons threatening your daughter’s life before she came walking around the corner?? Yeah, see, this is bullshit and you know it.

    • Grow Up
      April 6, 2018 at 7:04 pm

      The problem is WHY post this on Facebook. So trashy!!!

      • Grow Up
        April 6, 2018 at 7:07 pm

        And to celebrate this is beyond a bad example! You should be totally ashamed of your horrible parenting.

        • Peter Libraducci - Abington
          April 6, 2018 at 8:00 pm

          Don’t give these cretins any additional thought. If that’s what happened, then you did what any mother should have done. Share some names, maybe these fucking nitwits will cast their idiotic aspersions else where. See you have to realize, they are mindless drones who follow some dickless fucknut from Holden who can’t take the same heat he deals out. He has other twat nuts on and acts like they have a common thread, but all they have is that they are MORE RATCHET than most of the people they write about. While they like to knock people based on socioeconomic status and geographies, where the fuck are they? Exactly, they are probably living in some of the more shit stain areas than most. It’s a sociological phenomena called Big fat dick in the ass, so in stead of taking it out, I will act like someone else has one up there. Don’t change and certainly do change for these waste of fucking flesh.

          • R
            April 6, 2018 at 8:59 pm

            Brilliant advice Pete. That’s right, what any ratchet mother would have done because I can tell you that’s not what would have occurred if, by some way fucked up reason, my child would be confronted by a mob of similar ratchets. Let’s be clear. It never would happen unless you are a ratchet. Additionally, said ratchet is such a twatwaffle she doesn’t alert her child or call the police again to say her child’s life is in danger. Nor does she get off her ratchet ass, in the case she couldn’t contact her child, to go to where she is to keep her from the situation. No. She allows her child to supposedly walk into the mob and supposedly jump them together. Yep. Any sound mom would do that. Then take to Facebook to talk about it. Yes. That’s what any sane woman would do. You got it Pete!!

          • Real_Finn
            April 6, 2018 at 11:58 pm

            Hi Peter,

            “If that’s what happened, then you did what any mother should have done.”

            If? Boy are you stupid. You are admitting that you don’t know all the facts. For the record, no mother worth her salt would ever encourage nor engage in disturbing behavior with her daughter.

            “they are mindless drones who follow some dickless fucknut from Holden who can’t take the same heat he deals out. He has other twat nuts on and acts like they have a common thread, but all they have is that they are MORE RATCHET than most of the people they write about.”

            You wish. lol. Don’t reap what you can’t sow. Why is that such a difficulty concept for idiots like you? Side note – Please practice putting together cohesive sentences. You sound like a whiny bitch without merit or argument.

            “While they like to knock people based on socioeconomic status and geographies, where the fuck are they? Exactly, they are probably living in some of the more shit stain areas than most. It’s a sociological phenomena called Big fat dick in the ass, so in stead of taking it out, I will act like someone else has one up there. ”

            You haven’t been here long have you? TBS exposes rachetery from all over the socio-economic spectrum. You’re just too narrow-minded/butthurt to actually verify. Peter, go back to school. Your stupidity is showing so much it’s glowing.

            “Don’t change and certainly do change for these waste of fucking flesh.”

            Yeah – encourage her to keep scamming. Losers following losers.

            Get Fucked Peter,

          • Bret
            April 7, 2018 at 8:45 am

            Peter,,, stop trying to smash this used up cumdumpster…lol

    • Name
      April 6, 2018 at 11:32 pm

      a man who is married to one’s mother after the divorce of one’s parents or the death of one’s father.

    • Jinxie
      April 7, 2018 at 8:06 am

      None of this happened. None of it. The police didn’t write you off and leave a minor at the hands of assailants. The police didn’t “seen” anything and let the kid off. Your daughter wasn’t taught to avoid bad situations, you obviously are teaching her to celebrate a good old-fashioned beating. You took victory photos FFS.

      YOU ARE NOT A GOOD MOTHER. Know how I know? I know because I AM a good mother. You suck at what you call “parenting”. You shot a fuck trophy out your snatch, gave it a stripper’s name and bragged about winning a fight on social media. Everyone can see that you aren’t fit to raise a child right. You are the worst. Fuck yourself.

    • Bret
      April 7, 2018 at 8:43 am

      Hey womb donor, shut your fuckin legs (we’re sick of paying for the ugly trashbabies you shit out), and go get a nice biiiiiig bag of dope and shoot it into your fuckin neck. You’re a failure in every aspect of life, and that slampiglet you call a daughter DESERVES to get her teeth kicked down her cocktrap.
      Fuck you ya fuckin scumcunt…twice

      • Jinxie
        April 7, 2018 at 11:32 am

        “Scumcunt” …perfect.

    • Bulldog
      April 8, 2018 at 9:22 pm

      Ashley Dumas,

      Even if your timeline was true (which I find HIGHLY unlikely), you’re still missing the biggest point: GOOD PARENTS DON’T ENCOURAGE THEIR KID TO FIGHT AND BE PROUD OF HURTING PEOPLE which you did by 1) engaging yourself in the fight and 2) bragging about it on social media.

      If you called the cops and said ‘5 people, including an adult woman, are outside my house armed with weapons and are threatening my 15-year-old daughter’s life’, I can guarantee the cops would be there within minutes, not 20-30 minutes later. Assault cases typically are a high priority and would get the first available officers. After neighbors saw the commotion, they likely called the police while you were outside fighting or arguing with them.

      I can guarantee your daughter has a phone. If you’re such a good mother and didn’t want her to get hurt, why didn’t you contact her and warn her to stay away? Please don’t use some B.S. excuse like ‘her phone was dead.’

      There are two (or more) sides to every story and your story has more holes than a Thai prostitute.

      I hope this opens your eyes and you take some parenting classes and family therapy because your kid is going to have serious problems once she becomes an adult if you continue to encourage illegal and immoral behavior, especially if she doesn’t have a father-figure in her life like you said. Fighting doesn’t solve anything and only lands you in jail. Nothing positive is going to come from beating someone up. God forbid, you accidentally kill someone (which can easily happen), then you’re going to jail for life, so you just threw away your entire life to beat someone up for a minute. Good parents would have tried to talk to their children and figure out why someone’s threatening them and then contact the other parent. If the other parent doesn’t care or is involved (as you said), then contact the police. Good parents would have warned their kid not to come home if people were outside with weapons threatening to attack. Good parents would have been blowing up 911 and begging the police to hurry and come the second people showed up outside your house with weapons, threatening their kid. Good parents don’t fight or promote fighting. Good parents want to see their kids grow to become successful adults and want their kids to do better than they did, not the same as or worse.

    • Rick Shaw
      Rick Shaw
      April 9, 2018 at 11:47 am

      You are sub-human garbage. Shocker that your future teen mom drop out doesn’t have daddy in the picture. You offer nothing to society except the burden of having to support you and your trash bag kid. You are gross! I hope you drive your government provided car into oncoming traffic. We are tired of paying for your Newport 100’s, STD drugs and tramp stamps.

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    April 6, 2018 at 5:00 pm

    Nice picture of JJ Twat.

  • Will Crusher
    April 6, 2018 at 5:00 pm

    “I am from New York, but never was a fan of the Knicks.”

  • Jinxie
    April 6, 2018 at 4:55 pm

    Que the morons getting “aggy” about you “bullying” a child.
    Before it begins: Clearly, if this kid is old enough to get into a rowdy down with some other ratchet and brag about it on Facebook, they’re old enough for a shame sammich. Someone has to raise this kid right.

    • HH
      We're Doomed
      April 6, 2018 at 5:28 pm

      We’re going to need a bigger village to raise this one.

  • tomfromsaugus
    April 6, 2018 at 4:53 pm

    sheesh that knicks jersey

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