Brockton GoFundMe Trap Queen’s Internet Lawyer Sister Threatening To Call “Poloce” On TBS With “Deformation” Of Character Arrest, Also Declares War On Brockton Hub

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The day before yesterday, we blogged about this stingy Brockton family that expected the Brockton Hub to pay for a kid’s stolen ATV and thought their frivolous toy was more important than a family who lost everything in a house fire. You can catch up here:

Selfish Brockton Mom Makes GoFundMe Because She Want Others To Pay For Her Kid’s $1500 ATV That Was Stolen, Makes Up Unrealistic Story About Thieves Returning It, Plans On Giving Donations To Family Who ACTUALLY Needs The Money, But Only After She Fixes Frivolous Present Because Her Kid’s Enjoyment Is More Important Than Actual Housefire Victims

Well, it seems Ashley Tukis, aka The Selfish Brockton Mom, has a skanky sister by the name of Holly Tukis, who just so happens to have a degree in Internet Law! She is going to sue and charge Turtleboy Sports, any Brockton Hub Honey Badger that naysayed her family, with “deformation” of character, cyber-bullying, harassment and a bunch of other shit she could barely spell. Spelling is hard.

She’s a looker too:

She works for the bus company while looking like she sleeps, and does business, in the back of a BAT bus. Professional.

Yikes. I almost want to rub her on a sheet pan, next time I make cookies, so they won’t stick. Ha. Who am I kidding? They would probably end up tasting like blowies in DW Fields Park and toilet water from the Taco Bell on Belmont.

Holly even went as far as to create an elaborate lie claiming resident troll with a soul, Manny Moniz, who spends his days pissing off people who are too dumb to know he’s joking on multiple community pages, Facetimed her minor son and threatened him.

This didn’t happen but she put him on blast anyways. Greezey Holly doesn’t have the brain capacity to understand the truth.

She was trying to get him to stop talking shit about the scam her family was trying to pull. Bully tactics? Shocker. But, seeing that she’s got minimal brain waves, despite her enormous forehead, she didn’t realize it would blow up in her face. This was her plan along with calling everyone who disagrees with them a variety of colorful words.
She even admitted she lied about it on her public Facebook page but kept flip-flopping to try and make her story, which she had already recanted, sound true.

The girl and her family are cracked. She even made up a fake phone number to try and prove the giant lie. Only a dude who works at the phone company ran the number and said it hasn’t been active, or used, in four weeks.

Look, everyone on the South Shore knows Manny is a butthole on the Internet. He does it on purpose to get a rise out of people. But the man would give you the shirt off his back if you asked for it. He adopts families in need for the holidays to make sure families have Christmas. As I said yesterday, he’s probably the only Internet Troll who happens to be an altruist in real life. He just hates scumbags. He’s not going to FaceTime some random kid.

But Greezey Holly wasn’t going to stop there. She, her sister Ashley (the initial scam hog), and her extended family of ratchets, tried to bully Brockton Hub creator and admin, Lary Boyd because they’re acquaintances with him. (For those of you not from the Dirty South Shore: Boyd is a hero in the eyes of Turtleboy Sports for finding the patience not to sack the 38k members of the bloodied shark tank that is, in my opinion, the most brutal forum in Massachusetts. He’s basically got the most exhaustive volunteer job on the planet. Buy him a beer if you see him.) 

Poor Larry had to go on The Hub to try to keep the peace between the Hubsters and his fairweather “friends” while trying to remain unbiased. Why? Because when my first blog hit the page it just about burned the place to the ground. It garnered over 1.2k comments in the first twelve hours it was up.

Manny, acting like his usual crass self, made a new post and demanded an apology for everyone who gave him shit when he called the family out for being scammers the first time. That post was over 1k comments in under than eight hours.
In short, all hell broke loose.

Another dude posted a spoof ad saying he was selling the “junk” ATV and would deliver it going 60 mph with his “fast” service.

Debates on whether or not the hypothetical Hulk, who allegedly stole the ATV, was actually too top-heavy to keep his balance on the back of the flat bed that “hurled” the stolen quad doing such high speeds in a residential neighborhood. Which superhero could it have been? I think it was Captain Bullshit.

More hilarity ensued:

Then, all of a sudden, the mood got real dark. Seems the Pukis family, which has more baby daddies than GoFundMe dollars, threatened to shut the Brockton Hub down via Internet Police. They also threatened Lary Boyd for not following their made up police instructions and generalized bully tactics..

Lary was obviously pissed off and deleted the family, and all evidence of them, from the Hub.

He initially shut comments off after saying his piece but, being head Brockton Hub Honey Badger, decided he didn’t give a fuuuuuuck and turned them back on.
I will never, in my life, understand how these slug rakes can’t see that taking what’s left of the money, after fixing a frivolous toy, and only then donating it to a family in need makes them think they are good people? What trash. It should have ALL gone to this family to begin with.

Then as I, SSTurtlegirl, was making my morning coffee, this came in to TB HQ.

It’s Christmas all over again! We here at Turtleboy sports LOVE Internet Lawsuits and threats from the “Poloce” department!Come on down!

I’m sure she thinks if she stomped her feet she would get her way. But, due to her slimy-self, she probably just slipped and landed on her ass. Poor Greezey Holly.

She kept trying to say what a stand up family she has. I’m pretty sure that stand up families don’t leave dilldos around the house for young kids to find, like Ashley Tukis, and one of the many baby daddies did. Just sayin’.

Good moms like their asshole tickled just in case you were wondering.

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22 Comment(s)
  • Dgaf
    January 2, 2017 at 1:53 am

    So many stories being taken from the hub

  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    January 1, 2017 at 1:08 pm


    These lowlifes are boring, and reading the Brockton Hub comments is tedious and not at all funny. Junkies aren’t really funny, either. JS

    Please resolve to stay away from trailer trash soap operas playing out on other forums and find more interesting subjects. How about a followup on WANDA, Jen Roy or any of the Mosaic crowd? I’m sure they’re busy scamming others out there – and they sooo deserve to be put on blast on the regular.

    • January 1, 2017 at 1:20 pm

      Internet lawsuits are always funny 🙂

  • Jack Mehoff
    January 1, 2017 at 9:38 am

    Th peepul hu rite poastings on fasebuk shure dont not hav a gud sence of grammer noar spelinng. all producks uv ar wundrfull publk skul sistem.

    sad wee alow thm two voat an hav chilren hu wil groaw up stoopider dan dey ar.


  • Roflcopter
    December 31, 2016 at 10:54 pm

    Will there be a part 3??????

  • J-Sully
    December 31, 2016 at 8:35 pm

    hey lynchypoo, can i get your 20 year old niece emily’s phone number? i’ve tried messaging your boyfriend davey and brother joe tom but still no luck. unblock me, i’d love to chat.

  • momma lynch
    December 31, 2016 at 7:55 pm

    Kevin! Come downstairs and mop up all of this melted butter around your computer! And PLEASE stop masturbating to pics of your niece! For crying out loud!

  • Turd Burglestein
    December 31, 2016 at 7:22 pm

    Fun fact…if you swap the first and last letter of their surname it spells Suk it.

  • Turtleboy Customer Service
    December 31, 2016 at 7:18 pm

    Kevin 1st off let me be the only person to wish you a happy new year. I wish for your New Years resolution to be Herpes, a frontal lobotomy or perhaps DEATH. You sir deserve everything coming to you in 2017 “FORE”

  • Emily Lynch
    December 31, 2016 at 6:43 pm

    Can one of you help me find a date for tonight? I need a few bucks, and will go balls deep….
    Thanks,,,, ignore my uncle please, because he’s batshit crazy and a total cunt…

    December 31, 2016 at 6:00 pm

    And let’s be honest. Even turtleriders have ridiculed turtleboy for spelling errors.

    Spelling nazis. Lmao.lame.

    • Mr Butthurt
      January 1, 2017 at 12:33 am

      Happy New Year and go fuck yourself. Spell check complete you ignorant douch

    December 31, 2016 at 5:58 pm

    It is comical to read some of the turtleriders responses. I know some of these turtleriders personally. They have closets full of luggage that would take the cake as top tb story.

    Then to see them out on tb bashing others? Lmao. From drug dealers, hoarders beyond ANY that tb has written stories about, welfare recipients, food stamp, food pantry robbers, scum bags, drug addicts, saxual harrassers, criminals and the list goes onward.

    The fake cop story is hilarious as he is a turtleriders and so is his partner at the security outfit they work out of. Hipocrites on the highest levels.

    Aiden Kearney, top writer, owner and radio personality for TB has had criminal charges, felonies but he used a connection to get him off.
    Brett the Killer killoran, was arrested during a domestic battle for a warrant for armed robbery.
    Then Daoust for sexual assault. The list goes on and on.

    And MANY turtleriders have gofund me accounts and or support one.

    Alcoholics out here that shit on themselves. Lmao.

    Turtleriders are your average failures in life, some have married into law enforcement. It is beyond reasoning.

    Some are young people who just started working and still live at home at 23 and older.

    • Toby
      December 31, 2016 at 6:39 pm

      In case you didn’t notice Kevin, no one here gives a flying fuck about your conspiracy theories. Oh and look it’s getting closer to the New Year and the Facebook page is not shut down. Another one of your many threats and lies. Cheers !

      • December 31, 2016 at 7:03 pm

        I’m getting ready to block him from commenting. He’s annoying me.

        • Turd Burglestein
          December 31, 2016 at 7:55 pm

          Nah…let him stay. We’re having too much fun abusing his moronic ass.

        • FuckStick
          January 1, 2017 at 12:51 am

          please add bobnmic and feisty to that list while you’re at it, even though you like feisty for some reason, they both need to die

          • Block these fools
            January 1, 2017 at 9:59 am

            I was just going to say that as well… add Fiesty & that Bob dude. I BEG OF YOU.

    • Turd Burglestein
      December 31, 2016 at 7:53 pm

      Saxual harrassers??? That’s terrible to attack someone over their choice of musical instrument. So are you practicing the bagpipes and skin flute more now that you have all that extra time on your hands since your fagbook page got suspended kevipoo?

    • Andrew McDonough
      December 31, 2016 at 9:18 pm

      … and Kevin Lynch went to jail for murdering me. People who live in glass houses shouldn’t swing golf clubs.

    • Mr Butthurt
      January 1, 2017 at 12:30 am

      Kevin please do us all a favor and use exercise your right to bear arms and blow your head off once and for all. You are a failure at life in every aspect. Including your mom’s inability to swallow versus taking a load in the clam.

  • Mr Butthurt
    December 31, 2016 at 5:42 pm

    Even Mr Butthurt would decline that bitch.

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