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Selfish Brockton Mom Makes GoFundMe Because She Want Others To Pay For Her Kid’s $1500 ATV That Was Stolen, Makes Up Unrealistic Story About Thieves Returning It, Plans On Giving Donations To Family Who ACTUALLY Needs The Money, But Only After She Fixes Frivolous Present Because Her Kid’s Enjoyment Is More Important Than Actual Housefire Victims

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So I got a text from SSTurtleMom yesterday about this Gofundme that showed up on the Brockton Hub. 
Seems some Brockvegas all-star, named Ashley Tukis, dropped $1500 on an ATV for her eight year-old only to have it stolen out of their backyard. 
In Brockton, you say? Stolen? Shit. That’s a shocker. 


Anyways, I told SSTurtleMom that it was tacky as hell to be able to afford $1500 for a present for ONE kid and then beg the community to replace it but it wasn’t blog worthy. 

Some bleeding-hearts chipped in and donated the amount they “needed” to replace the frivolous item. 

One guy, named John Nathan, who hates Turtleboy Sports and everything we stand for, even though we think he’s a stand up dude, dropped more than $1k to fill the e-coffer. 
However, SSTurtleMom stuck to her guns, and low and behold, she was right. But the Brockton Hub Honey Badgers, infamous for their no fucks given approach to Interneting, smelled a con. 

You’ve got to remember, nobody lives in Brockton because it’s a perfect place to raise a family. No one is loaded. Well, unless you’re living down near Thorny Lea Golf Course in a family-owned estate that’s been passed down since the city was flush with shoe money. Most of us couldn’t dream of dropping that kind of cash on our kids. We struggle. How can this stale wench ask US to buy your kid a new present because she failed to secure it? 
Your child’s happiness IS luxury. Try telling that to kids who got nothing. 

It seems the ATV was returned “damaged.” But it was how it was damaged that really read off the charts on the bullshit meter. 

Yeah Dee, we said the same thing.


Apparently someone, doing 60 MPH down the residential street, picked up the a 400lbs ATV and threw it out of the flatbed and in to a yard. 
Stop laughing, I know. It’s totally ludicrous. 
The Tukis family refused to show graphic pictures of the damaged quad, present the receipt for how much it initially cost, as most ATV in it’s size range go for a fraction of what she was asking, and lambasted anyone who dare question them. Even going as far as to call people “retards” for challenging their integrity. Stay classy, panhandlers. 
Ashley initially said the GFM was started by some random dude and passed it over to her. No, she started it. It says so on the GFM page. Go look it up if you don’t believe me. I’m not linking that bogus thing here. 
Manny Moniz, resident super troll and gruff humanitarian, was the first one to start the bonfire. 
Others soon followed.  

Once the quad was lobbed on the yard, like it was as light as a bag of trash from Wendy’s, people wanted to know where the money raised would go. 

Wait, those tires look fine to me and “magically” is a great way to describe the bullshit story you’re throwing at us…


Apparently, after fixing the “mangled” ATV which she said needed a new engine and tires, it was going to a family that had lost everything in a house fire in town. 
That’s so nice of you Tukis family! Really? After taking the handouts to fix or replace the exorbitant gift most of us couldn’t afford if we tried, that isn’t even remotely close to being a necessity, you’re going to hand what’s left over to a family who lost everything? The family of four that is in the hospital with everything they own turned in to a pile of cinders? Yeah, thanks for looking out. You’re really selfless. Assholes. 
That’s where all that money should have gone in the first place. To a family that needs it. A family who has nothing.  

But I forgot, nothing is more important than your own kid on Christmas. 
Here, try donating to something that actually matters: 

Donate to the Feroli Family who lost everything in a house fire.

Oh, and of course we had a couple Turtleriders wonder when we were showing up. Hey guys. Merry Christmas. If you see something down on the Dirty South Shore that needs our attention -Message Turtleboy Sports on FB or Email SSTG Here!

80 Comment(s)
  • kelley
    January 11, 2017 at 3:55 pm

    from what I read from the beginning she said the money would go to replace/repairs… so I don’t get why everyone is all butthurt. don’t want to donate then don’t, not your problem. let the people who donated worry about it

  • SouthSideBarry
    December 30, 2016 at 10:45 pm

    Guys I sent in a ton of shit to turtle girl, shit that will prove it’s a scam. The screenshot the boy Brian posted claiming how he was trying to “buy back” the quad was a damn fake account. Said he was messaging an odair Rodriguez when he actually stole pictures from an account by he name of Paul roger who the kid Brian happens to be friends with. Fucking phonies, damn I’m a good ass sleuth I’m hoping to become a turtleboy!!!!!

    • SouthSideBarry
      December 30, 2016 at 10:48 pm

      I sent in the screenshots from the real Paul roger account saying that wasn’t him

    • December 30, 2016 at 10:50 pm

      Hahaha. I will go and check my email. Thanks Barry.

      • BobnMic
        December 31, 2016 at 4:22 am

        Look – South STG I sent you a message to your gmail account. Read it please. Thank you.

        • December 31, 2016 at 10:58 am

          Hey Bob, my account is [email protected] would you mind forwarding it?

          If you sent it to the hot takes account at Gmail I have to wait for Turtleboss to send it over to me.

  • I need to know
    December 30, 2016 at 2:06 pm

    Someone please tell me that there is gonna be a part two to this story!

    • December 30, 2016 at 2:25 pm

      There is going to be a part two to this story. If you want an advance preview The Brockton Hub has been on fire since yesterday. I’m just trying to organize the chaos.

  • ImTheNewGirlHere
    December 30, 2016 at 10:07 am

    This is pure gold. I love u turtle people! Stay Cunty!!!!!

    • December 30, 2016 at 10:32 am

      We plan to.

    • BobnMic
      December 30, 2016 at 10:52 am

      Hey there New Girl I really liked your post and I always welcome a girls opinion on my blog. Do you wanna get a private chatroom sometime?

      • ImTheNewGirlHere
        December 30, 2016 at 11:07 am

        Will it get me into Turtle world? If not, then sorry sweetie. I’m just here for the laughs!

        • Santa Claus
          December 30, 2016 at 12:04 pm

          Hey New Girl, are you crazy ? Like and follow TBS by hitting buttons and your in, Not by listening to some fat bald slob wanting private chat cuz he’s lonely and beyond desperate ! I’m sure you already knew that but we love making KEVINS life miserable the way it should be . He is a freak of nature. This is probably Kevin Lynch so you might wanna be extra careful, know pedophile by family members . Good luck

        • BobnMic
          December 30, 2016 at 3:48 pm

          ^^^ Not me NewGirl. Just one of my many fans in here starting their usual shit because this particular troll does not like women for some crazed reason. But welcome just the same.

  • Welcome to Loserville
    December 30, 2016 at 9:00 am

    How sad your life must be if getting your Facebook account suspended really fucking matters to you. That’s it, I’m gonna get you! I’m gonna get you suspended from FACEBOOK!!!!!!!! What a bunch of faggots. It’s not the end of the world. I also find it hilarious when people post how they are going to punch you out over the internet.

  • Emily Lynch
    December 30, 2016 at 7:54 am

    You’re killing the English language just like you and dad killed Andrew in Boston!
    Leave my best customers alone!
    Matty and Bret are good to me, and if you look at my viewable facebook, I’m over 18, and would rather live my life without you stealing my used tampons and using them to make tea…
    You made me this way unk

    • Angel eyes
      December 30, 2016 at 8:02 am

      Wow, the truth comes out FINALY . You go girl- say it like it is and get this off your chest. Did he really do what people think ? Is he the one who grabbed you?
      Look, getting the truth out now will only tell people who he really is . Why should you look bad when it’s really him . I’m on your side hunny . Men like him are dirtbags .

  • Auld Lang Syne
    December 30, 2016 at 6:57 am

    Is there a TurtleBoy New Years eve dance? I think we all would have a great time. Keep us posted. VFW in Southbridge available. (i’ll bring the potato salad)

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      December 30, 2016 at 11:47 am

      Awesome. I will bring something wrapped in bacon and the strap on dildo I always threaten to fuck the trolls with.

  • Fuck you kevin
    December 30, 2016 at 5:53 am

    What is wrong with this Kevin Lynch guy ? Why so mad hunny ? Is it because you don’t want anyone touching what you already touched ???
    Think about it J-Sully, is this why he is so mad ?

  • BobnMic
    December 30, 2016 at 12:07 am

    WTF is up with all these gofundme little dittys anyway? What ever happened to extra shifts/overtime or a second job if necessary. Or ‘A’ job period? Has it all really come down to this?

    Hang in there world January 20th is coming soon…

  • I'm a starboy
    December 29, 2016 at 11:31 pm

    Yeoooooo this chick def works at Costco! I seen her a while back with sample trays, I bet she bring dat shit home with her to feed her four kids lmfao. I’m gassed right now, how does a hood rat that works a fucking retail store “own” her own home as well as be able to provide 1500 gifts for her kids. Ain’t factual. Her fat fuck of a husband is either really rich or she’s out turning tricks. I bet she a cheating ass hoe, I can tell by her pic lmfao I can’t stop laughing like what is up with her face she’s mad bustedddddd. she should donate all the money to the fire victims and her son will get over a bike that was probably already broken to begin with

  • Angela
    December 29, 2016 at 11:27 pm

    Great article. I saw her post when she posted it n have been bikering bk n forth with ppl. Unreal this bitch is. She should not b able to getthe money N b chacharged

  • Gary chubz
    December 29, 2016 at 11:17 pm

    LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

    • Calling jerry springer
      December 29, 2016 at 11:35 pm

      this the little kids father? I bet he’s happy considering she posts about his dad constantly. the one time people can a fully agree and know for a fact that you have a legit “crazy baby mama”

  • I am Kevin Lynch
    December 29, 2016 at 11:02 pm

    I am Kevin Lynch and I like the cawk. I mean ass mouth whatever just give me the cawk. I tried once to have sex with a animal but failed cause the goats ass was kinda smelly.

  • Justice
    December 29, 2016 at 10:48 pm

    Yeah, I’m not digging the Go Fund Me page for THAT! Sucks if it did happen,but you lock it up. Probably left it out in that shithole yard. Anyway…I got a few things to say:
    1) The guy who gave $1000 who used to steal for drugs 7 years ago. Where did you get that kind of money to give away? Are you selling the drugs instead of buying them now?
    2) To the jackass that used the term retard: REALLY? It’s 2016. Abolish the R word.
    3) Let’s hope her son doesn’t get hurt. He IS ONLY 8 YEARS OLD. Who buys an ATV for an 8 year old? What does he get when he is 10? A motorcycle? A machine gun when he is 13? I only hope her next Go Fund Me page isn’t for her sons irreversible injuries.

  • Turtleboy Customer Service!
    December 29, 2016 at 8:54 pm

    Hey Kevin I see in the picture of you and your mother sporting her best Chips patrol wheelchair at thanksgiving that you 4 were having a great time in that hoarder house. Did you eat the gingerbread train on the table all by yourself or did you share? Also can you tell me how in the holy hell ones own belly button can be that big!!!! GADZOOKS!!

    • KEVIN LYNCH
      December 29, 2016 at 9:10 pm

      Coming from a cocaine slut that fucks any and all cops that you can spread your legs for you dirty whore.

      You don’t have the gonads to say your real name as I will smash your face.

      Be brave and say your name. Run your mouth but stay hiding mother fucker as I am going to split your wig tough guy COWARD.

      • J-Sully
        December 29, 2016 at 9:14 pm

        i’ll smash emily’s face. giggity.

      • Fitchburg
        December 29, 2016 at 9:35 pm

        Kevin, I love how you constantly berate Turtleboy as being a racist and a bigot yet defend your involvement in a murder by saying that others have no right to judge you. You have made it your mission to shut down the TB facebook pages yet you scream it’s unfair when yours is reported in retaliation. What comes around goes around kevy poo.

    • KEVIN LYNCH
      December 29, 2016 at 9:34 pm

      I know you and I will find you and when I do you will get your ten fold. You are a backstabbing dirty douchebag canoe CUNT.

      • December 29, 2016 at 10:32 pm

        Cunty McCunterson Sir Cuntington.

    • KEVIN LYNCH
      December 29, 2016 at 9:39 pm

      Show yourself, game on PUNK. You afraid? Let’s meet mother fucker as my knuckles with tear out of my fucking hands by the time I am done with you.

      I suspect who you might be. Both are DIRTY mother fuckers with rotting teeth. Both are failures with no jobs. Can’t even raise your own kids as they are doing drugs with your ok to do so.

      One is a close person to me. And I will tell you now that I will hit you so hard you POS that your dirty welfare monger girlfriends dirty self will piss her dirty pants.

      • J-Sully
        December 29, 2016 at 10:00 pm

        yup, that’s me, the backstabbing person close to you. next time you see me please knock my teeth out.

      • Kevin Lynch Pedophile
        December 30, 2016 at 10:35 am

        Sorry for the rants guys, I had a massive dildo rammed in my pink sock, and it was making me in a pretty bad mood… It took a couple days to finally get it out… Even though my asshole is quite loose..
        But please leave Emily out of this. If she leaves, I have no panties to sniff, no peep holes to peep into with anything good to look at become mothers crotch.. Well.. I still like my mother crotch, so maybe it’s still a win win situation.

      • ktous720
        Hahahaohreally
        December 30, 2016 at 2:28 pm

        Can you imagine what it’s like when Kevin reads this page? Oh the ranting, raving, and pacing around the room. Yelling… Tuuuuuurrrrrtlllebooooooyyyy! And shaking his fist in the air. Dude check into a hospital asap and say just check my comments on turtleboysports.com. Don’t worry they will help you.

  • SouthsideBarry
    December 29, 2016 at 8:03 pm

    Turtle girl check your email, more proof of the scam that I can’t believe didn’t get posted hea yet. They only paid 550….update with the new info in your email

  • Terrance
    December 29, 2016 at 7:42 pm

    Kevin,

    You fat fuck.
    Emily Emily Emily

    Your pal,
    Terrance.

    • J-Sully
      December 29, 2016 at 7:50 pm

      fuck, i forgot all about just throwing in random emily’s. hehe… throwing it in emily…

      • KEVIN LYNCH
        December 29, 2016 at 8:57 pm

        You are a fucking freak that I would smack like the bitch you are.

        • J-Sully
          December 29, 2016 at 9:00 pm

          you’d like that, wouldn’t you? emily likes it rough, too.

        • Wabbitt
          wabbitt
          December 30, 2016 at 5:33 pm

          Emily calls me daddy.

  • KEVIN LYNCH
    December 29, 2016 at 7:21 pm

    Ok, NOW IT IS ON BRETT AND BRETT. Turtleboy sports WILL NOW BE SHUT DOWN. They have had my account suspended. You HIPOCRITES. That was my personal facebook account.

    GAME ON MOTHER FUCKERS. You are ALL DONE MATTY MO.ALLDONE.

    YOU AMD YOUR FAMILY MEMBER CHIEF PERVIER. I HAVE THE SCREENSHOT WHERE YOU STATED HE LAUGHED OVER THE THREAT TO BRUTALLY RAPE MY NIECE.

    GAME OVER MOTHER FUCKERS. IT IS ON. TURTLEBOY SPORTS WILL BE SHIT DOWN AS I WOULD RECOMMEND THAT YOU TELL YOUR FANS TO GO TO YOUR SECONDARY PAGE.

    I am going to TAKE TURTLEBITCH DOWN NOW.GAME ON.

    • J-Sully
      December 29, 2016 at 7:31 pm

      you’re welcome, kevypoo

      i reported the shit out of all your pages from several accounts yesterday.
      although i doubt i was the only one,
      especially with all the harassing messages you’ve been sending.

      love,
      your old friend,
      john sullivan

      ps… unblock me

    • Turtleboy Customer Service
      December 29, 2016 at 7:33 pm

      Kevin’s you know what we find funny. The fact that your personal page got a timeout because someone did something to you that YOU did to soooooooo many others for such a long time ya fuckin hypocrite. You sir are the biggest pain in the ass anyone has ever seen. BTW nice C cups you are sporting lately!!

      • December 29, 2016 at 7:46 pm

        When will the Turtleboy gods grant us accounts with avatars?

      • J-Sully
        December 29, 2016 at 7:52 pm
      • KEVIN LYNCH
        December 29, 2016 at 8:51 pm

        Turtleboy sports will be suspended before New Years. GUARANTEED.

        They suspended my personal account that I use to keep in contact with family and friends.

        You haven’t seen anything yet. You think I was number one naughty this year? Matty Mo mo and Brett Killoran are the ones who reported me through their private messages. GAME OVER MOTHER fuckers. SHUT THEM THE FUCK DOWN.

        You people are nothing but HIPOCRITES. TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE BEING BUTHURT? TURTLEBOY IS NUMBER ONE BUTHURT BIATCH.

        I AM GOING TO BE COMING AT YOU ALL FROM EVERY FUCKING ANGLE. GAME ON MOFOS.

        Turtleriders are mostly either active drunks, half in the wrapper drug addicts who do NOTHING but point fingers at others and taking others inventories.

        Your MAIN TURTLERIDERS HAVE HAD GO FUNDS TO RAISE RENT MONEY. YOU HIPOCRITES.

        BRETT THE FUCKING MORON PLAYS XBOX AT AGE 50 AND IS A FAILURE OF HISTORIC PROPORTIONS.

        BRETT GROWS THE 7 GREENS OF IRISH MOSS IN HIS MOUTH FULL OF ROTTING CHICKLETS, tongue kissing the Turtleboy statute with matting mo mo and the poeT Margaret.

        If you people were any type of real friends you would chip in and give that animal some toothpaste

        • J-Sully
          December 29, 2016 at 8:55 pm

          yea, like you have any friends or family that want to keep in contact with you. you’re just mad you can’t creep through emily’s photo galleries. how’s davey?

        • December 29, 2016 at 8:55 pm

          Now Kevin, I’ve just recently learned about you. That means you know nothing about me. Stop telling people I’m an addict because you’re going to tarnish my reputation as a pillar of my community.

          Thanks,
          Emily

        • Your Mom
          December 30, 2016 at 9:01 am

          Here we go with the angry commentary. Must fucking suck to be you Kevin. Honestly, you should write a blog about what it’s like being a lonely, hateful motherfucker because honestly, you take the cake. You’re a grown ass 40+ who stalks blogs and followers like a sick individual. Normal
          people have too much going on in their lives to care about what turtleboy is doing yet, here you sit, lonely, and angry as fuck, harassing this website and people in the comment section like it’s a job. Is this therapeutic? Does it help you sleep at night? You need help dude. A real job might be a good distraction. Hell, jerk off or something but stop spewing hateful drivel. You’re fucked in the head.

        • Toby
          December 30, 2016 at 9:04 am

          Kevin, How is your campaign of posting your plea to LGBTQ sites to help report the Facebook page working out for you?

        • Carl Spackler
          January 1, 2017 at 11:13 am

          TB is still here…..you can remove the 9 iron from your rectum now….

    • December 29, 2016 at 7:45 pm

      Did you file a formal complaint to Turtleboy HR?

      • December 29, 2016 at 10:29 pm

        Who are you kidding? I am TB HR.

    • Rufus
      December 29, 2016 at 7:46 pm

      A great beast has been awakened. The second shoe will drop before midnight on Saturday. Cheers, kevin.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      December 29, 2016 at 7:55 pm

      Shut the fuck up!! FINALLY!! I’m going to go out on a limb here and say you can’t just blame TB. I report your page at least 4 times a week….lmao.

      I can’t stand you, murderer! I have been thinking of ways to fuck you over and it’s near impossible because you’re behaving well…. ugh. MURDERER!!!!!

      • Your friend at the COVE
        December 29, 2016 at 9:00 pm

        You are nothing but a DIRTY ROTTEN CUNT. YOU ARE A WHOLE HE FUCKS ANY AND EVERY BADGE THAT YOU CAN.

        EVERYONE FUCKS YOUR BUSTED PUSSY YOU ROTTEN CLAM.

        YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A DOUCHE BAG CUNT WHENCH. YOUR MOTHER SHOULD OF MURDERED YOU WHEN SHE SHIT YOU OUT IN THE TOILET IN A FAILED ABORTION ATTEMPT YOU DIRTY ROTTEN SMELLY CUNT.

        YOU GET FUCKED BY EVERYONE, GOOD FOR YOU, YOU DIRTY S
        DOUCHEBAG.

      • Your friend at the COVE
        December 29, 2016 at 9:06 pm

        You like that big cock? By the time ……… had you half of worcester county busted in your sea hag clam.

        YOU CUM DUMPSTER FREAK. EVERY ONE FUCKED YOU FROM WHAT I HAVE HEARD.

        YOU HAVE A COUPLE DRINKS AND YOUR PUSSY IS OPEN FOR THE ENTIRE BAR NOT JUST THE FLIES THAT HOVER AS THE OTHER MAGGOTS SLIME ON YOUR DIRTY CLAMBOX
        You dirty douchebag, hit a tree in the snowstorm you dirty whench cunt.

        Can’t wait to piss in a cup and throw it in your cum rag of a face you WHORE.

        • KEVIN LYNCHYPOO
          December 29, 2016 at 9:09 pm

          i know bad words… rabble rabble rabble… i helped murder a man… rabble rabble rabble…

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            December 29, 2016 at 9:52 pm

            This fucking moron has accused me of being like 3 different people lol. He assumes I’m some woman named Vanessa who works as a hairdresser LOL… I have no idea why either. He also once accused me of being his ex-friend. Newsflash Kevin, I have never had an encounter with you outside of this blog. I didn’t even know who you were up until I read the article about you, lol…

            Whack job. He’s so angry… it’s fucking hilarious!!!

        • December 29, 2016 at 10:31 pm

          I’m not even from Worcester and neither is my cunt.
          Cunt cuntery cunt cunt cunt.

    • Emily Lynch
      December 29, 2016 at 8:25 pm

      Stop bringing more embarrassment to our family Kevin! We all wish you would just stop draggiung our name through the mud and bring this stuff up all the time!
      I should have hard you locked up when you and my dad were caught sniffing my period panties in the dirty laundry!
      Gawd,,,,,just stop…

    • Turd Burglestein
      December 29, 2016 at 9:34 pm

      Ooooohhhhh…aren’t you just a total badass. I’m sure they’re quaking in their shells at the thought of you and your nine iron.

      BTW…do you have a name for your 9 iron? Lucille by chance?

    • Bill P.
      December 29, 2016 at 10:25 pm

      Shut the fuck up.

    • Lena Dunham
      December 29, 2016 at 10:53 pm

      Game on? State your case. Elaborate. Chief Pervier? Laughed about WHO raping your niece? Fill us in.

      • KEVIN LYNCH
        December 30, 2016 at 12:35 am

        I was told by Mathew Pervier aka Turtleboy writer that his relative Chief Pervier whom I called about Mathew Pervier posting pics of the minor children in my family.
        Mathew stated that they were laughing together over the complaint.

        If that is true then he needs to resign. I think Mathew is lying because within one hr of my call the pics were down. Prior I had asked Mathew over 50 times over weeks time.

        Now two days ago he did it again.

        As I told the Worcester police, Chief Pervier and other law enfor cement that I am only human as it comes to a point that I feel that I have no other option but to smash these mother fuckers in order to protect my niece as they are running her picture across social media with comments of having sex with her as some are doing out here.

        She is 15 yrs of age. If anyone hurts that girl because you MORON MAGGOT POS COWARDS WANT TO RUN YOUR MOUTHS ABOUT HURTING HER BECAUSE FREAKS LIKE AIDEN KEARNEY,MATTY MO AND BRETT THE POS KILLORAN AND MARGARET MELODY DOUCHEBAG …………….. These POS PEOPLE I JUST MENTIONED ENCOURAGE AND INCITE FREAKS OF THIS PLANET TO DO STUPID FUCKING THINGS.

        You are ALL NO LIFE LOSERS WHO SPEND YOUR TIME TRYING TO PUBLICLY SHAME PEOPLE WHOM YOU FEEL ARE NOT ACCEPTABLE.

        FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR MOTHER AND FUCK YOUR ENTIRE GENERATION. WHO MOLDED YOU POS PEOPLE OUT HERE.

        FORMER DRUG ADDICTS WHO STOLE ELDERRY POCKET BOOKS OUT HERE PASSING JUDGMENT ON OTHERS????

        FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAKE COWARD SELVES. RIDING BACKS THINKING YOU ARE A BAD ASS BUT THE FIRST CHANCE YOU GET YOU ARE CHOKING ON THE COPS BALLS, SLURPY.FAKE.

        • December 30, 2016 at 12:40 am

          1. Don’t use the word “slurpy” on my blog. I’m new but I have so much power.
          2. Settle your man-tits down or I’ll block your IP address and you, and everyone with your last name, won’t be able to view what we’re making fun of next. Even when you’re mentioned. Nothing. Dead air.

          You need to calm the fuck down Kevin. If you haven’t figured out the more you poke, the more they screw with you…. then I have to wonder why you don’t have a worthwhile hobby to focus on.
          Now be a good boy and go back to mocking scam artists with the rest of the crew, will ya?

        • J-Sully
          December 30, 2016 at 8:03 am

          your niece was 15 over a year ago. does she not age? also, pretty sure i saw someone say she was born in 1996… either way, not 15 anymore, and most likely legal in massachusetts at the least. so deal with it.

          • Angel eyes
            December 30, 2016 at 8:12 am

            He’s the pervert always thinking about 15yo girls. Sick dude ! I’m disgusted
            And 16yo may be YOUNG but it happens to be legal age in mass. You are correct J-Sully

    • Mr Butthurt
      December 29, 2016 at 11:00 pm

      Waaaaa

    • Turd Burglestein
      December 30, 2016 at 8:43 am

      I helped take a big steaming shit on you too. Felt very shatisfying.

    • KimberlyS
      KJDS
      December 30, 2016 at 11:18 am

      Wait – is the GAME ON, or is the GAME OVER?

      Which is it?

      Murderer.

    • ktous720
      Hahahaohreally
      December 30, 2016 at 2:23 pm

      Hehehe it’s so cute when you think you’re making sense. Get off their turtleballs already.

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      December 30, 2016 at 5:19 pm

      Turn about is fair play.

      About time someone managed to silence your ramblings for a bit.

      • Batman
        December 30, 2016 at 5:28 pm

        I just seen Kevin Lynch down at Walmart stealing thongs . Wtf / is this man a pervert or what ? The worst part of this was it’s was in the teenybopper section ..
        Now I’ve seen it all

  • JoeMomma
    December 29, 2016 at 7:10 pm

    It takes a special kind of stupid to think a motor vehicle is a good gift choice for an 8 year old……

    • Phong
      December 29, 2016 at 8:26 pm

      it’s almost guaranteed the kid took the bow off, climbed on, started it, and proceeded to drive it into the nearest tree.

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