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Brockton Hoodbunny Tells Unbeweavable Tale About Dunkin Manager Calling Her The N Word – Turns Out She’s Just Salty Because She Got Thrown Off The Property For Fighting With Bae And Trying To Kill Herself In The Crapper

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It has been a LONG while since we had a good one from the Brockton Hub. Thank Jeebus my best friend saw this and we managed to grab the screenies before the OP deleted it because it’s GOLD. (Thanks A!)

Makayla Welch is just your ordinary race baiter living in Brockton. She and her boo Ronald McCoy are Facebook married and that’s all that matters. Who needs paperwork when you can click a button and instantly Mr. & Mrs. UmahBae Ratchet?

Makayla knows that a good chunk of the folks in BVegas are of different ethnic backgrounds and she really tried to use that to her advantage today when she put her former manager on blast for calling her the N word. It was totally unprovoked though.

Oh man. If I was a dude seeing this post would have given me a raging clue.

Just to clear this up – There is a Dunks on the Stonehill College Campus in Easton. That is where this whole thing takes place.

Is it okay for white Jenine to hypothetically say such things? No, but then again, managers at dunks aren’t known for being outstanding members of society. Especially if they work at a Dunks you can take the BAT bus to. It doesn’t matter because this entire thing didn’t happen. I can say this as a woman of color – This bitch be lying.

Seems I wasn’t alone in my eye rolls either.



Wait, Makayla, I thought you said they called your Boyfriend/husband this atrocious word? Why would you say that you aren’t said slur? Did this happen to you or him? Who is the fake victim here?



You’re right. Raisins are here to stay. No matter how hard I try to pick those fucking things out of my oatmeal cookies they always seem to just show up! This is why I have trust issues. Well, that and bitches like you causing unnecessary drama in the name of racism.


Wait Ronald, did she experience it or did you? Now, I can see from here where this whole thread is going. Instead of just being like “yeah, go ahead and ask Jenine,” they are automatically assuming that anyone who wants to hear the other side of the story thinks it’s okay to use the slur. Right. Seems rational.


She doesn’t have proof. What she and Ronnie DO have is some extensive background in HIPPA. (By extensive background I mean NO fucking clue and just start making up their laws as they go along.)


And the story changes again! Does she have your medical history or did Jenine just tell people you got fired because you lied and said you were in the hospital?


Yes, so now if you don’t believe her, or are asking valid questions on a public post, you are both stupid and a racist raisin.

Here is when the LOLs start. Seems Kim calls up the former boss/ alleged Klan member Jenine and finds out that Makayla was shit-canned and has a check sitting there waiting for her.

She wasn’t fired yesterday. Jenine is lying!

Oh, wait…

…. and here is where Makayla says that is you don’t believe her bullshit revenge story that you don’t believe that African American people were once brought over as slaves.

Tell me Makayla, is your ratchet fest termination documented in the history books as well? You know, since it’s the same thing and all. Fucking idiot.

Wait, again, I thought it was your Facebook husband that she called out… or are you just married to a troll account like the rest of us oppressed bastards?

Alright, let me break that down for you you. Makayla and Ronald got in to a fight as he was dropping her off for work. Wifey took his weed and keys, and seeing that Ronald couldn’t leave, the situation turned in to a knock down drag out. She locked herself in the bathroom and tried to kill herself with 20 Tylenol. This would have put her on a psychiatric hold (those couple of days in the hospital) and because she had caused such a scene at a VERY conservative college, they kicked her off campus and banned her.

As soon as Charity posted what actually happened Makayla dirty deleted the ENTIRE thread. Sucks to be caught lying, huh?

Jenine, who should message us to clear her name because we will just assume she is just as trashy, had no other choice but to terminate her.

Seems it’s not the first time she managed to get her ass taken out in cuffs for fighting the authorities.

She called the cops because she said daddy was abusing her – SHE is the one who is charged with assault with a dangerous weapon AND resisting arrest.

Now, go back and read all the times that this girl called people racist because she was acting like a hoodlum.

So, Makayla, way to make the rest of us look like complete idiots. YOU are the reason we have an issue with race in this country. Way to make it worse because your bitch ass can’t keep a job.

16 Comment(s)
  • Andrew Piscitelli
    May 15, 2017 at 3:27 pm

    “Way to make it worse because your bitch ass can’t keep a job.” Closing sentence on this article is gold

  • FlySociety
    May 15, 2017 at 2:14 pm


  • Half-Rican Nation
    May 15, 2017 at 2:09 pm

    Did you see the soup suckers on that biatch……….lordy …lordy……… could suck a golf ball thru a garden ho’s

  • TDF
    May 15, 2017 at 12:05 pm

    Does the Grammar Police have an SVU branch, because they need to investigate her posts. I got a headache reading those.

  • Dindoo Nuffin
    May 13, 2017 at 1:21 pm

    Awl yoo raisists shudd stop flapping yo gums abot this inosint laydy. Leeve her aloan. If youse wuz black lyke us and peple kep cawling yo the n word no matta how mane tymes yu axed em not too yud be hoping mad tu. Das awl I guts to say wite now.

  • WindyGirl
    May 13, 2017 at 1:11 pm

    Speaking of racism, as an Uber driver, I was accused of being a racist because I refused to pick up a mamma with a toddler and a baby. She only had a baby seat and a booster seat, the latter isn’t sufficient for a toddler. Granted, I didn’t spend a great deal of time explaining the finer points of risking her toddler’s life with inadequate seating, but she immediately countered with “OTHER UBER DRIVERS DO IT ALL THE TIME” and I said, not me. I took off. She immediately complains to Uber saying I was racist and they immediately suspended my account. Three days of missed income because of a fake claim. Another driver was also accused in a similar manner and I’m sure it was her. We should be able to sue people in cases like this.

    • Jack Mehoff
      May 13, 2017 at 4:14 pm

      So if a drunk driver hits your car and that child is killed because it wasn’t in a legal car seat:

      1) Uber would fire you
      2) You’d be sued by that irresponsible bitch for taking the ride
      3) The guilt you’d feel for making a bad decision would haunt you the rest of your life.

      Uber is run by Leftists who have little regard for their own rules and no compassion for you. They stole the rights to the self driving car from Google. That lawsuit will likely put them in bankruptcy. I applaud you for your work ethic and dedication but as an outsider Lyft seems more ethical. They’re the only service I have ever used.

      • WindyGirl
        May 15, 2017 at 1:11 pm

        The *only* reason we drive for Uber is due to it’s being more busy than Lyft, which all drivers prefer. Not only because of the tipping option (FYI, most drivers don’t even make minimum wage and that isn’t counting expenses/depreciation, so please tip them!), but because at least the owner of Lyft isn’t actively torpedoing any chance of making a decent living.

        While I’m at it with requests: please treat our cars as if it were your own. Please don’t track mud and other cr@p into our cars, or just drop refuse on the floor. Don’t scratch our bumpers and trunk area when you’re cramming your suitcases in them. Don’t treat us like we’re lowly grunts.

  • Chip Striker
    May 13, 2017 at 12:31 pm

    From what I can tell, her own actions are what caused her to be fired, fails to mention them but instead pulls out the race card, which of course is a lie.


  • Cracker Jack
    May 13, 2017 at 11:27 am

    I’ve learned to hate all niggers, no made what color they are. White niggers are the worst. Asian & Russian niggers too. Nigger is not a color but rather a sub-human, morally bankrupt way of life.

  • Talisman
    May 13, 2017 at 8:54 am

    More fake racism. The only thing missing is the screenshot of “Trump’s America”. I’m sure at least one white-guilt enabler had to have said it.

  • mystressovmayhem
    May 12, 2017 at 11:43 pm

    Well said SSTG! This ratchetastic, racist garbage is pathetic. There is no man on Gods green earth worth killing my damned self over! Just saying!
    As far as being called that disgusting name, that story was straight ready for a General hospital episode! Like daytime emmy worthy!
    Lastly I know why “jeanine” hasn’t cleared herself. She can’t. Dunks corporate will tell her to shut up and refuse to speak on it. Assuming she wants a job, she’s going to do just that!

  • Llc
    May 12, 2017 at 9:51 pm

    Notice one of the FB comments is from a member of that hideous Moms group. . One who tried to defend the leader.

    • Hate Motss
      May 13, 2017 at 3:43 pm

      Yep!!!! Amanda feitas whatever the fuck her name is, she changed her pro pic and has become a full blown troll! Ugh…

  • Charisma Beauty
    May 12, 2017 at 9:00 pm

    If the writings of Ms. Welch and several of her supporters are any indication, the english language is apparently on life support in their community. My favorite is imploring Ms. welch to report Jenine to “cooperate”.

    • Smell my beard
      May 13, 2017 at 1:10 pm

      This is right out of the Adam Jones playbook. Mikaela will now call into the Trenni and Tomasi show and then tweet Pete Abes about this horrible experience.

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