It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Meaning, if you’re going to be scamming your way to a Merry Christmas – You should probably not have spent the past four years asking your community for everything they didn’t have nailed down because you didn’t want to work.
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We got a couple emails saying that we had missed another scammer on The Brockton Hub last week. We found the person the Turtleriders were talking about. It left me singing….
🎶Tis the season for them ratchets. Falalalalala.🎶
Faye Melinda Richardson, a typical Brocktonian, is our latest contestant of the Turtleboy Holiday Scam Award.
Faye said she needed Christmas decorations and a tree. No harm there. Seems an easy request and not sketchy. But Faye kept going…
Wait. Five kids you say? Normal people wouldn’t think twice about the number of kids someone has. Well, unless they are a crazy Mormon family in the double digits. But Faye decided to tell the entire city that her birth control failed three times in the middle of publicly begging for holiday handouts. Explaining before people open their mouths? Seems she’s been through this before.
Gullible morons came out in droves to help her, her five kids, and disabled husband.
Oh, she doesn’t want your food. She said that she only gets $700 from the state to feed them. That still isn’t enough for Faye because “dietary needs” means picky eaters and the state should cover that too. Oh, Globe Santa from last year only gave her one present for each of the five kids. How dare they. Only one free present a year? What is this world coming to?
Seems her husband is disabled and she claims some of her children are as well. None of them can work because honestly, who wants to when you’re the conductor on the excuse train.
With five kids he absolutely understands one basic thing.
Then the Brockton Hub Honey Badgers, with their no fucks to give, came out of the woodwork. The usual shame comments of “get a job” and “close your legs” started to ring like church bells on Christmas morn’.
We see these on all posts begging for things. As long as there is an Internet there will always be people with nasty things to say. It’s why we have jobs here.
Times have been hard for a while. She needed some prayers, blessings, and some of your delicious snackies for turkey day:
Seems Faye went begging on the local moms page for food for Thanksgiving. She was nailed taking two dinners, from two different woman, and trying to lie about it. Bored housewives have nothing better to do than sniff out bullshit. She can’t be too bright thinking she was going to get away with that.
Faye is just a poor victim in this! Asking for presents every Christmas! Conning two free Thanksgiving dinners on top of her $700 in food stamps a month! Looking for free book bags for her kids at school time! Having her section eight taken away over something that wasn’t her fault! Begging for clothes and then being too busy to pick them up! That is a lot to do on top of running three Gofundme sites!
Yeah. Poor Faye.
You would think she had finally gotten the hint that people were on to her and to decide to crawl back under the rock from which she came.
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