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Brockton Mom With Three GoFundMe Pages Put On Blast Begging For Christmas Freebies Online After People Discover She’s A Professional Liar And Internet Panhandler

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Meaning, if you’re going to be scamming your way to a Merry Christmas – You should probably not have spent the past  four years asking your community for everything they didn’t have nailed down because you didn’t want to work.

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We got a couple emails saying that we had missed another scammer on The Brockton Hub last week. We found the person the Turtleriders were talking about. It left me singing….

🎶Tis the season for them ratchets. Falalalalala.🎶

Faye Melinda Richardson, a typical Brocktonian, is our latest contestant of the Turtleboy Holiday Scam Award.

Faye said she needed Christmas decorations and a tree. No harm there. Seems an easy request and not sketchy. But Faye kept going…

Wait. Five kids you say? Normal people wouldn’t think twice about the number of kids someone has. Well, unless they are a crazy Mormon family in the double digits. But Faye decided to tell the entire city that her birth control failed three times in the middle of publicly begging for holiday handouts. Explaining before people open their mouths? Seems she’s been through this before.

Gullible morons came out in droves to help her, her five kids, and disabled husband.

Oh, she doesn’t want your food. She said that she only gets $700 from the state to feed them.  That still isn’t enough for Faye because “dietary needs” means picky eaters and the state should cover that too. Oh, Globe Santa from last year only gave her one present for each of the five kids. How dare they. Only one free present a year? What is this world coming to?

Seems her husband is disabled and she claims some of her children are as well. None of them can work because honestly, who wants to when you’re the conductor on the excuse train.

With five kids he absolutely understands one basic thing.

Then the Brockton Hub Honey Badgers, with their no fucks to give, came out of the woodwork. The usual shame comments of “get a job” and “close your legs” started to ring like church bells on Christmas morn’.

We see these on all posts begging for things. As long as there is an Internet there will always be people with nasty things to say. It’s why we have jobs here.

If Faye’s name sounds familiar it was because it came to light that she’s a professional internet panhandler. She’s got a cornucopia of (now deleted) Gofundme pages.

Times have been hard for a while. She needed some prayers, blessings, and some of your delicious snackies for turkey day:

Seems Faye went begging on the local moms page for food for Thanksgiving. She was nailed taking two dinners, from two different woman, and trying to lie about it. Bored housewives have nothing better to do than sniff out bullshit. She can’t be too bright thinking she was going to get away with that.

Her Thanksgiving scam blew up in her face and trickled over to her Christmas one. People started to piece the whole thing together and shit hit the fan.

Faye is just a poor victim in this! Asking  for presents every Christmas! Conning two free Thanksgiving dinners on top of her $700 in food stamps a month! Looking for free book bags for her kids at school time! Having her section eight taken away over something that wasn’t her fault! Begging for clothes and then being too busy to pick them up! That is a lot to do on top of running three Gofundme sites! 

Yeah. Poor Faye.

She got the damn tree and then moved on to asking for gift cards and more presents for the kids. Typical. Nothing is ever enough when the world owes you everything. 

You would think she had finally gotten the hint that people were on to her and to decide to crawl back under the rock from which she came.

But nothing is going to stop Fake Ass Faye! Today is a new day and a new scam to be had!

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35 Comment(s)
  • The Slueth
    December 21, 2016 at 2:25 pm

    Interesting thing I picked up on. She said it’s her house. Then she said her Aunt’s name is also on the house. Then she says she needs help because her Sec 8 was taken away? Sounds like a federal crime scamming the system thing to me. Anyone want to send this to HUD?

  • The Paul Larson
    December 10, 2016 at 8:53 am

    Honestly, WTF is going on???? I watched part of a TV show the other night before I fell asleep about this 600lb girl in Texas who wants to get surgery to remove her fat because she can’t stop eating fast food???

    She can’t even fucking walk so how in the hell could she ever get a job? Her family says they can’t get jobs because they spend all their time going to buy tubby fast food and taking care of her.

    It’s time to stop giving these assholes free stuff.

  • The Paul Larson
    December 10, 2016 at 8:40 am

    Everyone is like ‘Oh that Hitler, he was an evil prick’? Guess what stupid, Hitler wasn’t building EZ Jew bake ovens, driving trains and cooking faggots all by himself. Sure, your history teacher will blame it all on Hitler, but NO, he had millions of people who were sick and tired of turning on their TV after a long day of work and finding out they are paying the Jew at the cable company $150 a month for 200 channels of Fags and Jews crying about how tough it is to be a fat Fag or a lazy Jew.

    The Paul Larson

    • Turd Burglestein
      December 10, 2016 at 1:35 pm

      Germany had cable tv in the late 30’s? Get outta here…I thought they only had directv back then.

      • BobnMic
        December 10, 2016 at 1:55 pm

        Ooops looks like you forgot to change your avatar asshole. BUSTED Turd. I knew it was you all along anyway. No surprise at all. Just verifies what a punk ass bitch you are in here that’s all.

  • The Paul Larson
    December 10, 2016 at 8:23 am

    History always repeats itself. Around 70 years ago Europe had a big problem. Every country was invaded by filthy, lazy Jews who would move into a city, ruin it and reproduce like rabbits. They were all like ‘Look at me I’m a Polish Jew, I’m a French Jew, I’m a German Jew blah, blah……

    Eventually the people got fed up with these free loading scum ruining their countries so they started building ovens, put the railway system back to work and found a solution. Everyone had a job weather it was rounding up Jews or driving trains and nobody gave a shit because they wanted to take their country back and the bottom line is there is no such thing as a Polish Jew. You are either a Pollack or a Jew.

    Instead of giving these scum free shit the Government should use that money to build some big ovens.

    The Paul Larson

    • Margaret Melican
      December 10, 2016 at 10:38 am

      Paul Larson, you are a disgusting human being! PLEASE go away!

      • December 10, 2016 at 10:40 am

        Damn it Mag, I thought this was going to be a beautiful poem.

      • The Paul Larson
        December 10, 2016 at 2:20 pm

        Straight into the oven you go you wicked witch!!!

        The Paul Larson

      • The Paul Larson
        December 10, 2016 at 2:29 pm

        Here’s a poem for you Marge….

        I once was a lonely bitch

        I never got laid

        Now I write shitty poems

  • BobnMic
    December 10, 2016 at 12:41 am

    My question is how does Faye afford an iPhone or whatever device she is using plus monthly internet fees, which is a luxury most people in dire straits could survive without, but can’t take care of her kids on her own? Guaranteed in their living room is a 90″ Samsung or Sharp 3D LED TV taking up most of the room with a surround sound system and subwoofer adjacent to either a kick ass ASUS, Dell or Apple laptop. With Wifi.

    • DJ Turd Burglestein
      December 10, 2016 at 2:12 pm

  • $$$
    December 9, 2016 at 11:22 pm

    Ya know what? I am a professional person and I can only allot myself about $500/month to feed my family. Try THAT. I make it work though….I don’t really pity anyone who doesn’t work and gets $700/month in food stamps. If she’s getting food stamps, she is surely getting some type of living assistance as well.

    • December 9, 2016 at 11:39 pm

      Shit. Mr. Turtlegirl and I make a $500 Bjs trip last two months AND we have kids!
      That doesn’t count for fresh stuff like salads but $700 a month? I could feel a city block.

  • TuesdaysLavinder
    December 9, 2016 at 10:28 pm

    Hoe got some ass fat kids. Im sure their food situation is plentiful. The most ridiculous part is that B. Will never feel ashamed for taking away from others. This country needs to do away with these scuzbuckets. Far too many spend too much time begging instead of working. This is why i never give handouts. Wants holiday decore bring your ass to the dollar store. Want a tree hike your ass into the woods. Want a turkey, too bad, eat what you got and postpone your turkey dinner until you can afford one. Dont want to do shit to change your situation, go jump off a bridge.

  • Kayla
    December 9, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    Turtle girl you need to recruit me I called out this lady and and had over 500 comments ! Death threats and everything and now that you posted about it everyone agrees ! So funny

    • December 9, 2016 at 9:03 pm

      I saw your post and you didn’t have any screenshots for me to scour. There were two ladies with disabled kids you could have been talking about. Next time send me screenshots and I can give you some kudos.

      • Kayla
        December 10, 2016 at 5:17 pm

        I will !

        • BobnMic
          December 10, 2016 at 5:59 pm

          Hey there Kayla, hows it going? Welcome to my blog, wanna chat sometime? I’m a rich hip sexy guy so hit me up!

  • Stu Pidazzo
    December 9, 2016 at 8:39 pm

    4t/5t for a 2 year old? Thats a big fucking toddler. My 4 year old is high on the growth curve and wears that size.

    And these fucking kids today with the “food restrictions”! Fuck off- you don’t want to eat what I made? Then go to bed hungry! You got 2 options- take it or leave It.

    • December 9, 2016 at 9:04 pm

      Same way in my house. Eat and shut up.

    • 2blunt
      December 10, 2016 at 8:08 am

      They must be eating looking at there sizes !!

  • wtatnuckgangsta
    December 9, 2016 at 7:42 pm

    I don’t have 1 kid and I’m better off than this shit but I live in financial fear of raising a kid through age 22, because let’s be honest – it doesn’t stop at college. And this isn’t some race thing or town thing. I grew up with Irish Catholic families getting by on the buy 2 get 1 free deal in Catholic schools and I’m a Bishop Fund kid. What a waste. Shit paid education to keep a shitty business going. I have NO sympathy for “surprises” or “accidents” if you can’t afford it. There’s choices from abortion to open adoption. Fuck you for having a kid for your own selfish reasons. If I get to old to have a kid naturally, but can afford him or her’s life and will still have enough life of my own to raise him or her, I will. Unfortunately, the stupid free-breed. The smart ones know how to wait. Lookin’ at you Assumption art bimbo with the “accident” making a village raise and pay for your girl. And no, you’re not going to the Olympics someday either. You stalked a guy, had an “oopsie” on your clock, and that’s what you have to live with. Can’t wait to see your GoFundMe…oh wait, your hard working grandparents have money for all of you. Loser.

  • Sasha
    December 9, 2016 at 7:35 pm

    I (like an asshole) offered to help her get a tree, by when it came time to get off their asses to meet me she fell off the face of the earth. Probably found some sucker to drop it off for them. Glad I didn’t waste my 20 bucks.

    • wtatnuckgangsta
      December 9, 2016 at 7:59 pm

      Well hey, seems like you learned your lesson…the hard way, which is a lesson you won’t forget. It’s the best way.

  • GFY
    December 9, 2016 at 6:37 pm

    This is the best case for forced sterilization I have ever seen on this site. She obviously isn’t too bright, and she married some dude who isn’t competant to sign contracts. Not only are we paying for their assistance now, those kids are going to infect the rest of the gene pool some day with 25 kids that are going to be on the public dole.

    • December 9, 2016 at 6:42 pm

      It’s my third case for forced sterilization just this week!

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        December 9, 2016 at 7:20 pm

        I need to get back on a second account on Facebook just to experience this Brockton page. I just keep getting banned so making a new page every 3 days got exhausting….lol

        • December 9, 2016 at 7:25 pm

          Lmao! Email when you get back on and I will add you under mine.

          • wtatnuckgangsta
            December 9, 2016 at 7:46 pm

            I’m basically the opposite of gay but I think I’m in love with you.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            December 10, 2016 at 12:59 am

            I will make one tomorrow and send a message, Thank you!!!

        • Reddog
          December 9, 2016 at 9:55 pm

          No wonder I can never find you.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            December 10, 2016 at 12:58 am

            You don’t even have FB! Nice try lol… I will probably make another account tomorrow, just look for me wearing a clown disguise (glasses, red nose)…. seriously, that’s my profile picture lmao.

  • JoeMomma
    December 9, 2016 at 6:25 pm

    I have a GoFundMe set up for my family…..it’s me getting my ass out of bed at 5 AM every morning and going to work.

    • Cocomom
      December 10, 2016 at 10:50 am

      @joemomma, LOVE IT! This broad should follow your example. It’ll never happen. Cradle to grave dependency.

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