If you’re gonna beg for Christmas money on Facebook, you should probably get rid of the pictures of you smoking blunts, drinking high end liquor, getting tattoos, and eating seafood dinners.
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Just last week I was talking to the Turtleboss and said “You know what we haven’t had yet this year? A trashy Christmas scam.”
“Don’t worry. It will happen. They always happen,” he said.
Well, bless us everyone. South Shore Turtlegirl got her wish and it’s beautiful. I mean really beautiful.
Meet Tomorraw “Smiley SOS” Clark – she’s always keepin 100!!
Tomorraw. Yes, that’s her real name. I almost choked on my coffee when I saw that it wasn’t just some Warren Ave. nickname. Don’t believe me? Look. She posted her license and her GED for us.
We get it. Times be hard! But sometimes it takes us making sacrifices for our kids, prior to a few weeks before Christmas, in order to make the holidays happen for them. There are years when my parents went without anything for themselves to provide for us. We were kids! We didn’t notice the sacrifice made. But it was because children are supposed to shielded. But that’s not how Tomorraw rolls.
Anyone who has been on the Brockton Hub knows you should probably not have your Facebook page public if you’re looking for handouts from its citizens. Place is a pool of piranhas (Don’t get pissy. You all know I’m right.)
If you have your page wide open, you shouldn’t post that you have money for weed claiming you were going through some shit!
The best part about the blunt pictures are the fact that she’s showing off the ten pounds that she recently lost while doing so:
Oh, and don’t show off to the world that you’re drinking top shelf liquor if you can’t afford to put presents under the Brockton ghetto Christmas tree:
Getting your hair did.
Do you know when I made shrimp at home last? Years. You’re crying poor and you’ve got three different types of seafood on that plate. How much do we want to bet that you aren’t the one paying for it seeing that you’re scraping the Brockton Hub for presents for your “heartbeats” three weeks before Christmas? You sure as hell didn’t take a dive in your best shell-bra to snatch it out of the sea yourself. Unless you did? In which case: Pix or it didn’t happen.
She’s also got plenty of money for tattoos.
Nope, you take care of Tomorraw first because you’re a queen.
A queen who can afford cock rings.
Hold on a second while I rage scream.
You should absolutely take up making “decisions” as a major because you failed at making them so hard your kids won’t have Christmas.
You’d think she’d be able to afford some gifts, since according to her Facebook page she has a job with the Brockton Public Schools:
Oh, and in case you were wondering she has a high school degree……….equivalency:
But just in case everyone needs a reminder: The Brockton Hub is the Honey Badger of Fucks if you’re struggling. This group of people can sniff out a scam you’re plotting in Moscow if you spell a single word wrong. Don’t say they didn’t warned you.
So just remember, when you throw out your faux-desperation in the name of your children, because you were a greedy loaf, it’s at your own risk.
But she ended up getting set up with gifts like they always do. Probably because people would rather reward her bad behavior than see children suffer at Christmas. That’s probably a good thing but this lady can kiss my ass.
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