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Brockton Momma Begging For Christmas Handouts For Kids While Posting Pics Of Expensive Booze, Smoking Blunts, Tattoos, And Seafood Dinners

If you’re gonna beg for Christmas money on Facebook, you should probably get rid of the pictures of you smoking blunts, drinking high end liquor, getting tattoos, and eating seafood dinners.

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Just last week I was talking to the Turtleboss and said “You know what we haven’t had yet this year? A trashy Christmas scam.”

“Don’t worry. It will happen. They always happen,” he said.

Well, bless us everyone. South Shore Turtlegirl got her wish and it’s beautiful. I mean really beautiful.

Meet Tomorraw “Smiley SOS” Clark – she’s always keepin 100!!





Tomorraw. Yes, that’s her real name. I almost choked on my coffee when I saw that it wasn’t just some Warren Ave. nickname. Don’t believe me? Look. She posted her license and her GED for us.

Tomorraw went on the Brockton Hub yesterday looking for some help with Christmas for her kids. Ahem. I mean “heartbeats.”

We get it. Times be hard! But sometimes it takes us making sacrifices for our kids, prior to a few weeks before Christmas, in order to make the holidays happen for them. There are years when my parents went without anything for themselves to provide for us. We were kids! We didn’t notice the sacrifice made. But it was because children are supposed to shielded. But that’s not how Tomorraw rolls.

Anyone who has been on the Brockton Hub knows you should probably not have your Facebook page public if you’re looking for handouts from its citizens. Place is a pool of piranhas (Don’t get pissy. You all know I’m right.)

If you have your page wide open, you shouldn’t post that you have money for weed claiming you were going through some shit!

The best part about the blunt pictures are the fact that she’s showing off the ten pounds that she recently lost while doing so:



Well……..that’s nice.

Oh, and don’t show off to the world that you’re drinking top shelf liquor if you can’t afford to put presents under the Brockton ghetto Christmas tree:

Getting your hair did.

Expensive food.

As one Turtlerider named Dan McLaughlin pointed out….

Do you know when I made shrimp at home last? Years. You’re crying poor and you’ve got three different types of seafood on that plate. How much do we want to bet that you aren’t the one paying for it seeing that you’re scraping the Brockton Hub for presents for your “heartbeats” three weeks before Christmas? You sure as hell didn’t take a dive in your best shell-bra to snatch it out of the sea yourself. Unless you did? In which case: Pix or it didn’t happen. 

She’s also got plenty of money for tattoos.

Nope, you take care of Tomorraw first because you’re a queen.

A queen who can afford cock rings.

Hold on a second while I rage scream.

She needs you to rent her a car while you’re at it because she wants to go to that party she can’t miss. She got cash. Cash that could have gone to stocking stuffers.

You should absolutely take up making “decisions” as a major because you failed at making them so hard your kids won’t have Christmas.

You’d think she’d be able to afford some gifts, since according to her Facebook page she has a job with the Brockton Public Schools:


Oh, and in case you were wondering she has a high school degree……….equivalency:

But just in case everyone needs a reminder: The Brockton Hub is the Honey Badger of Fucks if you’re struggling. This group of people can sniff out a scam you’re plotting in Moscow if you spell a single word wrong. Don’t say they didn’t warned you.

So just remember, when you throw out your faux-desperation in the name of your children, because you were a greedy loaf, it’s at your own risk.

But she ended up getting set up with gifts like they always do. Probably because people would rather reward her bad behavior than see children suffer at Christmas. That’s probably a good thing but this lady can kiss my ass.

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37 Comment(s)
  • elli
    December 8, 2016 at 1:27 pm

    not a bit of shame in her life. she thinks this is normal.

  • Justice
    December 8, 2016 at 9:44 am

    And she is just the one of the MANY reasons people have no charity in their hearts. We work day in and day out….we know people are hurting, but then we see THIS abuse, and how are we supposed to weed out the people who are truly in need and the scavenger scum bags who are milking the system, refusing to work or work full time, and laying around all day in pajama pants? I don’t give to panhandlers or food pantries. Would I like to? Yep! But I cannot stand the thought that I might have just gotten scammed. I hope President Trump tackles this welfare fraud problem…although then they will all be on the street corners panhandling and starting Go Fund Me pages. Beware!

  • Kayla
    December 8, 2016 at 7:04 am

    I made it on here with my comment

    • December 8, 2016 at 9:53 am

      You are actually the reason I spotted this. I tried to get screenshots of the woman you were talking about and never found them. While I was looking I found her.

      My email is at the bottom if you have proof of that “Constible” girl.

  • lolwhut
    December 7, 2016 at 9:33 pm

    Every fucking thing she gets will be sold or traded for her booze, blunts, etc.
    and her “heartbeats” will get nothing. All these begging posts/sites make me sick.
    I’m surprised she wasn’t asking for Hatchimals. LOL

  • Dave
    December 7, 2016 at 6:30 pm

    Why do you all think it’s okay to rag on complete strangers?

    • December 7, 2016 at 7:03 pm

      Because I’m sober, pay for my own shit, and I’m fucking good at it.

      • Dave
        December 7, 2016 at 7:18 pm

        Good at what? Trolling Facebook and then using cut and paste?

        • December 7, 2016 at 7:19 pm

          Oh, I thought you meant savaging tumblr for related gifs. My bad.

    • BobnMic
      December 8, 2016 at 1:31 am

      Umm I don’t know Dave. “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life?” Plus scamming people out of money because you are said fat, drunk, and stupid? Plus lazy? Ya – a public shaming is in order no doubt.

      • BobnMic's Stolen Valor
        December 8, 2016 at 6:23 am

        Fat, tweaked out, and stupid is no way to go through life son…yet here you are up all night sucking your glass dick pipe full of crystal meth.

        And nobody has been more publicly shamed here than you bob especially when you stepped into the shit by pretending to be the cop who was tasked with hand delivering the news of the deaths of the Worcester 6 to their families.


        • BobnMic
          December 8, 2016 at 12:17 pm

          Ya but what if it was true. How are you so sure it is not? Hmm? If your reading comprehension was at least a 6th grade level, you would understand that the notification was made at the former Central (not HQ as mistakenly referred to as) directly to the ranking fire officials there awaiting the list of missing and unaccounted for. WFD (then) Captain Hampton Perkins the ranking official along with other firefighters gathered in a semi-circle while a handwritten note was handed to Captain Perkins.

          Again for reasons I can not get into I will not verify or dispel that it was me and a partner that did all of this. I will just say use your heads and imagination before you come at me with a pitch fork in lynch mob fashion. Think whatever you want but I really, for several personal reasons, cannot verify or dispel what Turd Burglestein is attempting to discredit me with. I have my family to think of. People like him just live to beat down someone who has a more fulfilling and meaningful life than he has.

          Read the fucking post. The fire officials then made all the necessary phone calls then a simple transport service was then put into place to and from Central (where Pizzaria Unos adjacent to the Hilton is currently located). That used to be the “Central” fire barn.

          That’s the way it reads to me but maybe there were too many big words in there for you like “the” and “and.” If it could have been posted in crayon I’m sure that would’ve worked out better for you.

  • Carla
    December 7, 2016 at 5:23 pm

    I no her and she am a good mom who wood give you the shirt off her back why you gotta hate on her you aint even no her and her problems her brother gone to jail for nothin sints the cops lyed about what he dun so fuck you and ur hatin fuck you she work hard to rase her kidz and go to skool for a GED her doctor tell her to drink more wiskey to loose wait so if you don’t no nothin you shoud shut da fuck up!

    • SickBaby D-bag
      December 7, 2016 at 5:28 pm

      Yeah, Ho! Haters gonna hate! You know… you been all up in that stanky twat before… ‘Member when we was drinkin’ that purple drank and we got all naked with a bottle of baby oil on the kitchen floor…. Shit… we was slidin’ around the whole project! Then we made BobnMic suck my nut outta Tomorraw snatch like the lil cuck boi he is…

    • Turd Burglestein
      December 7, 2016 at 5:44 pm

      You could make a tent from the shirt off her back.

    • smh
      December 7, 2016 at 10:57 pm

      Get a fucking education, learn how to speak properly, get a fucking job, and then, maybe then, have a baby…no wait, get married, save some more money, give up the dope and the booze and the tats…then have that baby; when yo can stop expecting the rest of the strangers in this country, whom you despise, to fund your illegitimate children and your fucked up life.

    • Wabbitt
      December 9, 2016 at 2:49 pm

      God I hope this is satire. Otherwise it means Brockton went full Southbridge. And you NEVER go full Southbridge.

  • December 7, 2016 at 4:51 pm

    I appreciate the brutal honesty. lol

  • BobnMic
    December 7, 2016 at 4:40 pm

    Tomorraw “Smiley SOS” Clark? What in the fuck, of all globally known fucks, kind of a name is this? It sounds like a name on the back of a sinking ship! Another pathetic loser looking for hand outs rather than staking their own claim and dignity.

    Nice job South STG. Don’t take Turd’s compliment for granted. That idiot will turn on you in a heartbeat depending on whether or not he has his prominently displayed bowel movement or not. He being full of shit and all.

    • SickBaby D-bag
      December 7, 2016 at 5:24 pm

      Come on Bobbie!! Step up… be a man for once… Take care of your responsibilities. Provide for your Baby Mama and her Heartbeats. You nut in her and run like a bitch boi… You know you were all down with that when you lifted that gut and saw that good pussy underneath.

    • Turd Burglestein
      December 7, 2016 at 5:43 pm

      Hey dickbag…you seem really fascinated by my steaming turds. If you’d like, I can email some to you. HMU at my gmail acct. I’ve posted it here before. Tell me if you like logs or smashes though so I can send you some good fap scat.

      • BobnMic
        December 8, 2016 at 12:00 am

        Hey Turd breath you asshole. Regarding Sickbaby D-bag. Between you and the idiot fake lawyer – what is that about 20 different screen names? You two morons could start your own country filled with fake people that really only boils down to two.

        So your point again is? Sorry I forgot it being so completely irrelevant and all.

        • BobnMic please go away
          December 8, 2016 at 5:30 am

          I am not Turd. I am not Shackleford. I am not Feisty. I am not Paul Larson. I am not KJDS. I am one of many others that want to see you GO AWAAY!!. And remember SPEED KILLS!

          • BobnMic
            December 8, 2016 at 11:20 am

            And remember – fuck you!

    • BobnPaul's Shack of Lies
      December 7, 2016 at 8:11 pm

      It’s a good thing Tomorraw and her children have me. Once a year, I deliver free presents to all the children of the world, a tradition that began centuries ago. Of course, back then I lived in Scandinavia and only serviced the Dutch. But now, I got a nice stack of bricks in the North Pole.

      Oh, I forgot to mention: I once out-flexed Arnold Schwarzenegger back stage at the Mr. Universe competition- must have been the early 70s. Good times!

  • paul
    December 7, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    Got to love these people who are 300LBS over weight and they are celebrating that they lost 10 LBS.

    • Wabbitt
      December 9, 2016 at 2:48 pm

      Her losing 10 pounds is like throwing a chair off of the QE2.

  • Tomorraw
    December 7, 2016 at 3:47 pm

    I gots my “G-ood E-nough D-iploma”… Now I just needs to figger out if I’ma be a doctor, lawyer, or cosmetologist… Decisions, decisions… LOL

  • Turd Burglestein
    December 7, 2016 at 3:26 pm

    This is your best article to date…I have high hopes for your future work

    • December 7, 2016 at 3:42 pm

      You know Turd, you are pretty much one of my biggest critics on here so that compliment is really appreciated. Thanks bud.

      • Shackleford
        December 7, 2016 at 4:20 pm

        Soo it’s over between us? Was it the time I said we we’re through because you’re a liberal?

        • December 7, 2016 at 4:24 pm

          Turd and I aren’t like that. He was like finally getting a nod from Professor Snape.

          • Shackleford
            December 7, 2016 at 4:56 pm

            I bet you have his hair..

          • December 7, 2016 at 5:29 pm

            I do, but only on my overgrown and well-oiled muff.

          • Turd Burglestein
            December 7, 2016 at 5:39 pm

            And Shackleford…I have no hair. Unless you’re referring to my back. And my ears too.

        • Turd Burglestein
          December 7, 2016 at 5:38 pm

          Nah Shack…I’m happily married so I won’t pull the cock block on you. Have at it.

    • Talisman
      December 7, 2016 at 4:46 pm

      Indeed. What a fucking piece of shit (no offense Turd) this one is. $100 for a tattoo, weed, expensive liquor, and no Christmas for her kids. Then wants people to hold their negative comments. Maybe she’ll get hep-c from the tat and expire. Then hopefully her kids can get with someone that actually gives enough fucks to buy them something for Christmas.

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