• Brockton Narcan Fairy Is Selling Opiate Reversal Drug On Facebook Yard Sale Pages While Claiming To Be An EMT And Calling Women Cunts



    Brockton Narcan Fairy Is Selling Opiate Reversal Drug On Facebook Yard Sale Pages While Claiming To Be An EMT And Calling Women Cunts

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    Here’s something you don’t see every day in Facebook yard sale pages:

    If you need Narcan I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems and the “disease” ain’t one!!

    Seriously though, if you want free Narcan just move to Worcester. We have a City Councilor named Kate Toomey who wants to set up free Narcan stations all over the city. Come on down to the Woo, overdose your brains out, and we’ll clean up your mess for you.

    Shawn seems like a real winner too:

    A lot of people sent us this today because Shawn Lablue claims to be an EMT and this was pretty concerning:

    It’s all he talks about on his Facebook page…..

    So obviously an EMT selling a drug (Narcan’s a drug, I don’t care what anyone says) they pilfered from work on a Facebook page would be problematic. But something tells me he’s not really an EMT. For starters, he’s the kind of guy who gets a pity turkey from politicians on Thanksgiving:

    He’s looking for a job, he just doesn’t know where to find one:

    How a post like that got no comments on the Brockton Hub is beyond me. Seems like gold. Like….has he really never heard of Monster before? Better go to the Brockton Hub to ask people how to find a job.

    He does have money for Playstations though:

    And is selling apple chargers in their original boxes:

    Oh yea, that’s not a red flag or anything. Sure, I could just go to Best Buy and get one for $12. But I think I’d rather pay this guy pretending to be an EMT $15 instead.

    He’s also selling an “authentic” Tom Brady jersey:

    And by “authentic” he means, “I took the tags off and wore it a few times.” The same jersey he literally just bought from the pro shop:

    This jersey probably costs around $100 in the Patriots pro shop and is a giant ripoff. You can just order them straight from China like we do for $30. But luckily for him consumers are always looking to ADD a middleman instead of cutting out the middleman, so this will probably work out well for him.

    It’s all good though because he might not have saved any lives, but he did save Paris from Al-Qaeda one time:

    So in many ways he’s already a hero.

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    Discussion

    1. RANGER73


      LET ANY AND ALL OD’ING JUNKIES DIE AND SAVE US THE HASSLE OF HAVING TO PAY FOR THEIR NARCAN, THEIR SECTION 8 AND THEIR OTHER GUBMINT PROVIDED GIBS!

      MANDATORY LIFE W/O PAROLE FOR ALL USERS & MANDATORY DEATH SENTENCE FOR ALL PUSHERS!

      BUILD TRUMP’S WALL AND DEPORT ALL ILLEGALS! THEY ARE THE MAIN ONES WHO SMUGGLE IN THIS POISON…

      1. Mike


        Amen, RANGER73!

    2. phong


      How do we know he didn’t fill those with saline? Oh wait, Buy up you dragon-chasers! What a deal! Be the first in the shooters for round 2!

    3. S


      Cathy Maio do you have a man ? If some looser called my old lady a cunt. He’d be needing a EMT. I learned my lesson with that word 20 years ago. Thinking of the word still causes the (20 year old) lump on back of my head to throb.

      1. chrissy


        you have to admit “aren’t you a jolly cunt aren’t you my dear” is pretty cute insult

    4. TortugaNino


      I would have appreciated some insight as to how much each one of those shots costs the tax payer when we have to use it to revive one of these upstanding (upleaning?) citizens on mass health. I have heard most of the all-star junkies in the area typically take a hand full of these before they are “saved”. That being said I’m pretty sure the $10 price tag is the most disgusting part.

    5. Herr Doktor


      Go to the Office of Emergency Medical Services for MA, put in this douchbag’s name, and he has no professional certifications, nada, zip, none – all that stuff is a public record. My expired certs came up, current stuff came up fine so I tried just the last name LaBlue and two names come up, out in da 413 both nurses. AMR wasn’t a company worth lying about working for BTW, Shawny boy. Especially if you were a basic EMT. Here’s a thought, stop wasting time trying to scam people and earn an honest living, if you have a job catch some OT, or God forbid get a second job if times are tough, shit for brains

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