Brockton Narcan Fairy Is Selling Opiate Reversal Drug On Facebook Yard Sale Pages While Claiming To Be An EMT And Calling Women Cunts
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Here’s something you don’t see every day in Facebook yard sale pages:
If you need Narcan I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems and the “disease” ain’t one!!
Seriously though, if you want free Narcan just move to Worcester. We have a City Councilor named Kate Toomey who wants to set up free Narcan stations all over the city. Come on down to the Woo, overdose your brains out, and we’ll clean up your mess for you.
Shawn seems like a real winner too:
A lot of people sent us this today because Shawn Lablue claims to be an EMT and this was pretty concerning:
It’s all he talks about on his Facebook page…..
So obviously an EMT selling a drug (Narcan’s a drug, I don’t care what anyone says) they pilfered from work on a Facebook page would be problematic. But something tells me he’s not really an EMT. For starters, he’s the kind of guy who gets a pity turkey from politicians on Thanksgiving:
He’s looking for a job, he just doesn’t know where to find one:
How a post like that got no comments on the Brockton Hub is beyond me. Seems like gold. Like….has he really never heard of Monster before? Better go to the Brockton Hub to ask people how to find a job.
He does have money for Playstations though:
And is selling apple chargers in their original boxes:
Oh yea, that’s not a red flag or anything. Sure, I could just go to Best Buy and get one for $12. But I think I’d rather pay this guy pretending to be an EMT $15 instead.
He’s also selling an “authentic” Tom Brady jersey:
And by “authentic” he means, “I took the tags off and wore it a few times.” The same jersey he literally just bought from the pro shop:
This jersey probably costs around $100 in the Patriots pro shop and is a giant ripoff. You can just order them straight from China like we do for $30. But luckily for him consumers are always looking to ADD a middleman instead of cutting out the middleman, so this will probably work out well for him.
It’s all good though because he might not have saved any lives, but he did save Paris from Al-Qaeda one time:
So in many ways he’s already a hero.