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Brockton Whackjob Announces She’s Going on Hunger Strike Until Her Convict Son Is Freed – SSTurtlegirl May Have Just Found The Craziest Family In Brockton EVER

Pro tip: If you’re fuck-all crazy just get off the Internet. Better yet, don’t tell the whole city of Brockton that you’re going on a hunger strike until your son is released from the clink.

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Friday the thirteenth and a full moon are giant superstitions on their own accord. Yesterday, we combined them and it seemed every maniac was out in full force. I actually feel bad for the nurses, cops, and teachers that had to deal with the brunt of the maniacs. Meanwhile, here at Turtle Headquarters, we are still trying to sort through the amount of messages from Turtleriders who saw a bunch of ratchet stuff on the FB machine, hate mail and I even had someone threaten to shoot me. (More on that later.)

We had one special kind of crazy show up, like a window-licking werewolf, on the Brockton Hub yesterday.

Meet Nena Claudio. A Brockton grandmother who should be institutionalized for her own benefit: 

I have no clue what is happening in these pictures. I’m guessing she’s a former member of the now-defunct band “The Goya Spice Girls” judging by those sweet ponytails…. or those dope braids she landed in the clearance section of Five Below that make her look just like Elsa from Frozen.

Anyways, Nena went on a rubber-room bender yesterday saying she was going on a hunger strike until her son, Tito Claudio, was released from jail. Only male son? Is there a different kind of son? 

The fine Honey Badgers of Brockton, having neither clue, nor fucks, about what the hell she was talking about, began to lurk her page for insight.

They found this: 

Wait, was Nena’s kid one of those sex traffickers?! Sheeeeeeeeyit. 

He wasn’t. Nena was just typing via the Straight Jacket Cafe and decided to share, what she thought, was relatable injustice at the hands of the Brockton Police. Because throwing a teenage girl in to prostitution is obviously an injustice. Everyone flipped their shit thinking Nena’s son was a pimp until this broad showed up:

Okay, so her son wasn’t one of the sex trafficking lurches arrested last week? Tito, her incarcerated kid she was denying herself sustenance for, had been in jail for months prior for a domestic charge against his common-law wife Yonaida Santiago. 
Such a lovely couple. The irony of lovers behind glass is almost too much for me to handle. Just because a he’s wearing choice hat wear of vagbags everywhere doesn’t mean he’s guilty, right? It seems he was headed behind bars one way or another because his posts are giant screams for help, or attention, probably both.

You catch that? He couldn’t have typed this because it has too much punctuation and grammar. 

His mom and his sister seem to be all there too:
Crazy Nena kept going: 

(Mind you, for those of you who aren’t familiar with the people commenting… Ruth Kercy and Lorraine Tobin Lore are two of the most batshit crazy people on the Brockton Hub. Even they were drawn to this like insanity-sniffing turd flies)

We may have just found the craziest family in Brockton!

Note: SSTurtlegirl tried to dig up those court records and couldn’t find anything. She also reached out to Yonaida for comment and fell flat. Oh wells. 

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23 Comment(s)
  • Troubled Nostrils
    January 20, 2017 at 6:06 pm

    I’ve lived among thousands of Mexicans in my lifetime, but no Puerto Ricans. Mexicans tend to have brown skin, brown eyes, black hair, and bad breath. Are Puerto Ricans similar creatures?

  • IThe Hub
    January 15, 2017 at 11:05 pm

  • JoeMomma
    January 15, 2017 at 1:03 pm

    If she’s not eating I guess we can cancel her EBT card……..

  • Llc
    January 15, 2017 at 10:18 am

    My brain just imploded.

    Society is officially in the shitter. Thanks for playing.

  • Puerto Ricans Are Welfare Slugs
    January 15, 2017 at 8:43 am

    Puerto Rican trash at its finest. Not surprised as that entire country (Puerto Rico) is going down the drain.

    Why does almost every Puerto Rican fly a Puerto Rican flag…correction they don’t own houses….why do they hang flags and stickers on the uninsured 1998 Toyotas they own?

    Don’t believe, go to the Puerto Rican festival in Worcester and watch the morons drive up and down the street disturbing the peace all night waving flags and beeping their horns, gangs fighting, etc.

    The Puerto Ricans are bringing their chaotic perverted backward culture to Massachusetts from their cesspool country.

    • I'm a regular here...
      January 15, 2017 at 11:06 am

      I’m almost positive there are people like you who could be my neighbors in my beautiful neighborhood. They are probably upset I’m driving a $48k car, because I’m modest but my “spic” husband is driving a $89k while owning 2 businesses. Summer time is fun around here, us spics all get together and play salsa while we sit in front of our 20×40 inground pool… In our 2600sqft house… Life is good. We rent this house. It’s mediocre to our standards. We’re building from scratch so that’s why we are renting – our house will be done in August. A whopping 3,850sqft. What a spic!!!!!! 😀

      You could very well be one of the lower scum of the earth who rents property from us. We own 4 houses and we are now building a forever home from scratch. Between the both of us (spic husband included) we earn $287k per year. How awesome is that. What a SPIC!!!

      You mingle with the poor, that’s why you have these opinions about Puerto Ricans. You don’t know any successful minorities because you’re probably white trash. Successful Latino(a)’s don’t mingle with your kind. Tend to stay with people who earn just as much or more.

      I know I’m going to get down voted by the many racist people here…. but, that just proves how hurt the feelings get when truth is spoken.

      • January 15, 2017 at 11:48 am

        You won’t get downvoted from me. I think scum can be from any background as can high class, hard working, folks. We just happen to showcase the lurches of society here and I don’t care what color or creed the person being a nudnik is.

        Plus, pasteles are the bomb.

        • I'm a regular here...
          January 15, 2017 at 1:27 pm


          Anyone can be scum. Money means nothing, nor do things that only hold monetary value. However, to paint a picture for people who are racist, is why I posted what I did.

          I’m going to be down voted to the max. It shows you how many racists actually post here. Never do I think anyone who writes for TB is racist, however, you will find racists who come here to spew their garbage.

          It’s an uneducated way to think. Their mind is narrow. There are good people in every race just like there are scum in every race and financial class.

          When I mention the initial poster mingling with the poor, I’m talking trashy ghetto hood rat minorities who live off the system. There are many poor people who are quite amazing individuals who are in my circle and will be there forever.

          Myself personally, I don’t mingle with the ghetto hood rats or criminals, it’s beneath me not because of Financials, but because of my moral ground.

          I’m going to come tinge to mingle with people who lift me up and push me to succeed, not with bottom feeders looking for handouts. If that makes me a sellout, so be it.

          Anyhow, I love your articles, and in sure you already have an idea of who it is. Just know, I am not materialistic, conceited, or a bitch. In just someone who has worked hard to avoid being put I to the same category as scum, and so has my husband and close family and friends.

          • Reddog
            January 15, 2017 at 10:53 pm

            My G girl

          • I'm a regular here...
            January 16, 2017 at 8:01 am


      • Dick Dover
        January 15, 2017 at 12:37 pm

        So very materialistic too, honey, I bet it’s a $2k Honda with $4k in rims and exhaust. The caste system works here too chica.

        • I'm a regular here...
          January 15, 2017 at 12:46 pm

          Far from materialistic. None of it matters that much to me. Just painting a very true picture of what success can do to anyone, even if they are Puerto Rican. Funny how you have nothing against a racist statement like the one written above, but everything against my post.


          • True Reality Speaks
            Maura Healey (D)
            January 15, 2017 at 1:30 pm

            Good stuff. Where’s the info where you tell us all you have a master’s or doctorate degree, and that you get invited to all the Democrat fundraisers because of your fabulous wealth?

            Go back to ignoring your kids (except for the checks they get) while you detail your ’88 Mercedes with the expensive rims, and live in Section 8 housing and collect EBT, WIC, SSDI, etc from the taxpayers for your “disability”. Or better yet, go back to your corrupt, bankrupt, 3rd world hellhole that you and the other parasites have created.

          • I'm a regular here...
            January 15, 2017 at 1:36 pm

            You are quite uneducated. That or just very hateful.

            Either way…. Bye! I will still be living great despite your inner hate toward Puerto Ricans.

  • I'mma from Brockton Yo
    January 15, 2017 at 5:52 am

    All these creepy creatures need to be in a
    mental institution. It’s actually not funny. Imagine cops having
    to deal with this scum day after day. We need insane asylums
    more than ever in this society, should build a couple
    in Brockton alone.

  • whatevuh
    January 15, 2017 at 4:45 am

    I couldn’t even finish reading this, it’s too painful at 5am over coffee . . . . don’t they teach English in Puerto Rico?

  • Amy
    January 15, 2017 at 3:45 am

    Another great expose Turtleboy!!!

  • BobnMic
    January 15, 2017 at 3:07 am

    OK observation time. South STG and Lady Turtle are killing it in here. Comeon guys in the TBS corner – these chicks are killing you…

    Lol freaking love it…

    • Tarbash The Egyptian Magician
      January 15, 2017 at 6:43 am


      • BobnMic
        January 15, 2017 at 7:17 am

        Blow me ‘Bartrash the Mongolian Tradition.’

  • Dick Dover
    January 15, 2017 at 2:34 am

    She’s a protected class of a catered to constituency …and she’s still not happy with the free public service she’s been receiving? I’ve got 4 words for her.

  • It's the man's fault
    January 15, 2017 at 1:26 am

    I’m not a cop-sucker or a authority-groupie. How do police even start to deal with what is out-there now in society ? They have to deal with them constantly.

  • Dick Dover
    January 15, 2017 at 12:23 am

    That’s just a Gypsy family feud. You cannot imagine the chaos those folks can create anytime, anyplace over anything.
    God help anyone that gets involved with their ilk.

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