Pro tip: If you’re fuck-all crazy just get off the Internet. Better yet, don’t tell the whole city of Brockton that you’re going on a hunger strike until your son is released from the clink.
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Friday the thirteenth and a full moon are giant superstitions on their own accord. Yesterday, we combined them and it seemed every maniac was out in full force. I actually feel bad for the nurses, cops, and teachers that had to deal with the brunt of the maniacs. Meanwhile, here at Turtle Headquarters, we are still trying to sort through the amount of messages from Turtleriders who saw a bunch of ratchet stuff on the FB machine, hate mail and I even had someone threaten to shoot me. (More on that later.)
We had one special kind of crazy show up, like a window-licking werewolf, on the Brockton Hub yesterday.
I have no clue what is happening in these pictures. I’m guessing she’s a former member of the now-defunct band “The Goya Spice Girls” judging by those sweet ponytails…. or those dope braids she landed in the clearance section of Five Below that make her look just like Elsa from Frozen.
The fine Honey Badgers of Brockton, having neither clue, nor fucks, about what the hell she was talking about, began to lurk her page for insight.
He wasn’t. Nena was just typing via the Straight Jacket Cafe and decided to share, what she thought, was relatable injustice at the hands of the Brockton Police. Because throwing a teenage girl in to prostitution is obviously an injustice. Everyone flipped their shit thinking Nena’s son was a pimp until this broad showed up:
Okay, so her son wasn’t one of the sex trafficking lurches arrested last week? Tito, her incarcerated kid she was denying herself sustenance for, had been in jail for months prior for a domestic charge against his common-law wife Yonaida Santiago.
Such a lovely couple. The irony of lovers behind glass is almost too much for me to handle. Just because a he’s wearing choice hat wear of vagbags everywhere doesn’t mean he’s guilty, right? It seems he was headed behind bars one way or another because his posts are giant screams for help, or attention, probably both.
(Mind you, for those of you who aren’t familiar with the people commenting… Ruth Kercy and Lorraine Tobin Lore are two of the most batshit crazy people on the Brockton Hub. Even they were drawn to this like insanity-sniffing turd flies)
We may have just found the craziest family in Brockton!
Note: SSTurtlegirl tried to dig up those court records and couldn’t find anything. She also reached out to Yonaida for comment and fell flat. Oh wells.
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