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How’d you like to come home one day and be greeted by this?
Well, that’s exactly what happened in Brockton on Tuesday….
A woman who went to check on her apartment that’s being renovated found three people sleeping in her home — and in her bed — Tuesday morning, police said. Officers responded to 19 Fuller St., about 9:54 a.m., for a report of a break-in after a resident told police she found two women and a man sleeping inside her apartment.
“When officers arrived on scene, the resident told police she went to check on her apartment that she’s not currently living in because of damage to the roof,” said Darren Duarte, a spokesman for the Brockton Police Department. “She found a female sleeping in her son’s bed and a male in her bed.”
When the officers entered the multi-family home, they saw three people leaving through a side door.
Here’s my question – why even bother renovating your home? You live in Brockton. You can make it as nice as you want on the inside, but at the end of the day it will still be in Brockton. And these street slugs will still be out and about. I mean, this is the actual excuse he gave:
“I was just sleeping there because it was empty,”
Oh OK. Lots of “empty” homes have beds in the them. Beds that will obviously have to be incinerated now that they’re covered in junkie juice. There isn’t enough bleach and Febreeze in the world to fix those stains. But remember, if no one is inside of a house it’s officially “empty.” That’s how these cretins actually think. When you go to work just understand that there’s a good chance some sewer guppy’s gonna take a nap in your bed after having wild, unprotected push-push with Diego the local heroin dealer.
The Veneau sisters are of course from Rockland, and since you need a key to town hall to get any late night loving in Rockland, there only choice was to migrate to Brockton. My question is, which of the Veneau sisters is the most ratchet of them all?
Tough one. Obviously Mom did a bang up job raising these winners.