Bruce Jenner Posing Naked In Sports Illustrated Is What Happens When We Take PC Culture Seriously

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Caitlyn Jenner is following up her iconic Vanity Fair cover with a splashy Sports Illustrated cover. According to an Us Weekly source, the 66-year-old will reportedly pose nude for the magazine wearing only an American flag and her gold medal. Jenner’s rep told The Huffington Post that there was “no comment on any future plans at this time.”

Jenner became “the world’s greatest athlete” after winning gold at the 1976 Summer Olympics in Montreal. The alleged Sports Illustrated cover will mark the 40th anniversary of her win.

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Alright first of all, “Caitlyn Jenner” didn’t win any gold medals. Bruce Jenner did. Bruce Jenner won the decathlon, which is an event that is exclusive to men. That’s what makes all of this stuff such pure and utter bullshit. And we’re all just supposed to accept it as fact or else we’re bigots. Bruce Jenner is a sick, sick individual and ESPN, Sports Illustrated, and every other PC bullshit mainstream media outlet eats his shit up.

The whole purpose of having nude models and swimsuit issues is to turn guys on. What the fuck are we supposed to do with this? Do they honestly think any straight dudes out there wanna see this shit? Are we supposed to enjoy it in the name of tolerance? Think about it. This is an elderly old man posing naked on the cover of a sports magazine. We are fucked.


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The worst part is that he’s gonna be wearing an American flag. Nothing says patriotism then using the stars and stripes to cover up Bruce Jenner’s ding-a-ling. Ironically the fact that “she” is nude, proves that “she” is really “he.”

Anyway, it kind of brings up my last point – would any straight dude hook up with Caitlyn Jenner? Because if the thought of that grosses you out, and you’re one of these people talking about how great all of this bullshit is, then you’re a complete hypocrite. Because heterosexual men hook up with women. And if Caitlyn Jenner is a woman, then you should have no problem making it happen with her. Get your transhpobic ass out of my face.

P.S. I’m seeing lots of people post stuff like this:

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No you don’t. A lot of these “tolerant” folk are saying that they’re down with transgenderism and bathrooms and all that, but Bruce Jenner is a fake. How the hell is he any more or less legit than any other person who claims to be transgender? When you define transgender as simply someone who claims they are a member of the other gender, then this is what happens. You don’t get to see you are trans-friendly and then pick and choose which transgenders you support. Jut proves once again how bullshit all of this is. This is the hill Turtleboy will die on.


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47 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    May 6, 2016 at 10:09 pm

    I’ve got an exclusive leak of Bruclyn getting ready for hir cover shoot.

  • JS
    May 6, 2016 at 8:40 am

    and one more…

    6) I don’t think ANYONE should be allowed to WEAR the American flag. A picture on a tshirt or a backdrop is perfectly acceptable, but wearing an actual flag goes against the American flag etiquette.

    • Trump's boy penis
      May 6, 2016 at 8:50 am

      agree, you sound a little butthurt about the whole ordeal turtleboy. If you aren’t interested in the nudes, don’t fucking buy the magazine.

      For someone who is anti-pc, you can be very hypocritical sometimes.

      • JS
        May 9, 2016 at 8:20 am

        Totally agree Trump’s Penis Boy. I enjoy TBS, but not the whining,

        • JS
          May 9, 2016 at 8:21 am

          Ooopss…sorry Trump’s boy penis….I didnt mean to call you a penis boy. lol

  • JS
    May 6, 2016 at 8:36 am

    A couple points agreeing and disagreeing with this particular article that was clearly written by one of the jughead, chauvinistic, loudmouth, sexist TBs:

    1) SI is commemorating the gold medal win for one reason only….because Bruce is now Caitlyn. THAT’S the story here. Not proving that CAITLYN didn’t win a medal or even that the medal was won 40 years ago. You are correct though….BRUCE won the medal competing against other men.
    2) SI isn’t only for straight MEN. It’s not a straight porn magazine, so who is to say that only straight (and chauvinistic Turtleboys) read SI? The swimsuit edition I’m sure was for men’s enjoyment years ago. Now it’s part of SI’s tradition…something they are known for….and if straight men, transgenders, or lesbians like looking at it, then so be it. ANYONE can buy or NOT buy the magazine. It’s not marketed toward only type of person or one type of TB “reporter.”
    3) Like everything else, if you don’t like this issue….DON’T BUY IT! Leave the room. Leave the conversation. Send it back “Return to Sender.” ask for a refund for that issue. Don’t PROTEST it on TBS. You claim to hate those whiny protester types. You apparently liked the Milo Yiannopoulos, Steven Crowder and Christina Hoff Sommers at UMass video you posted. And their message was to stop whining and being the victim. Leave the scenario or agree to disagree if you don’t like it.
    4) I agree that unless a full transgender procedure is done, then the individual is NOT the gender they supposedly transitioned to. And they should use the bathroom associated with their anatomy. Otherwise, we can become man, woman, dog, cat, etc. –Have you seen the guy on television who identifies with being a dog rather than a human?
    5) I don’t pretend to understand transgender issues, but calling Caitlyn or Bruce Jenner a “sick, sick individual” is absolutely horrifying. TBS has become very derogatory toward anything that doesn’t align with the straight dude, good ol’ boy, boys will be boys ideology. If that doesn’t change, I have read my last TBS story.

    • Wabbitt
      May 6, 2016 at 9:41 pm


      • JS
        May 9, 2016 at 8:18 am

        Suck it. And learn how to use a reply tab.

        • Wabbitt
          May 9, 2016 at 7:28 pm

          I used it right.

          Guess you’re not leaving, huh spanky?

    • Chris From Georgia
      May 7, 2016 at 9:56 am

      Transgenderism is a mental disorder and should be treated. The other commentor is correct in saying that Bruce Jenner is indeed a sick individual.

    • Peaknotbrian
      May 8, 2016 at 9:26 am

      The knuckle draggers don’t like your opinions. Mind you they probably didn’t read the whole thing with their limited vocabulary and short attention span. 😉

      • Wabbitt
        May 8, 2016 at 1:44 pm

        Ask me about my vocabulary after you’ve read something longer than the menu at Pub 99.

  • whatevuh
    May 6, 2016 at 8:27 am

    I predict the lowest one month sales of SI in it’s history . . . . or 2 million new bird cage liners

  • Reddog
    May 5, 2016 at 10:46 pm

    Where’s feisty on this one?

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      May 6, 2016 at 4:49 am

      Ahhh I fell asleep at 8 after I put the little one to bed… Woke up at 4am with all the energy in the world with nothing to do…lol.

      I don’t have much of an opinion on this. I disagree with the way he’s handling his transition. I disagree with him being woman of the year. I STRONGLY disagree with him holding an American flag nude on the SI cover. If he doesn’t want a dick, chop it off and get it over with. No need to parade around looking for attention. Meh…. What is this world coming to….

  • Turd Burglestein
    May 5, 2016 at 9:20 pm

    The moderator here fluffs Bruce’s nuts.

  • White Lives Matter
    May 5, 2016 at 8:38 pm


    • Peaknotbrian
      May 8, 2016 at 9:22 am

      U mad bro?

    May 5, 2016 at 7:25 pm

    the free market will fix this for us .no one will buy the magazine except target shoppers……………………….

    • JS
      May 6, 2016 at 8:47 am

      Exactly. If you don’t like it…don’t buy it. Well said Bladerunner.

  • Buttafuco
    May 5, 2016 at 6:44 pm

    A guy in a dress.

  • Chris From Georgia
    May 5, 2016 at 6:41 pm

    Please tell me this is a late April Fools joke.

  • Luddy
    May 5, 2016 at 6:24 pm

    What the hell is a meme, is it like a hashtag?

    • JS
      May 6, 2016 at 8:46 am

      It’s the picture with the “oh so witty” comment.

      a humorous image, video, piece of text, etc. that is copied (often with slight variations) and spread rapidly by Internet users.

  • BobnMic
    May 5, 2016 at 6:08 pm

    I meant the story not touching (which now I guess I just did). Certainly not the whack- job. Dry heaving with that visual. I’m eating Chinese tonight so unfair.

    • Turd Burglestein
      May 5, 2016 at 9:22 pm

      Please tell me one of the dishes isn’t Cream of Sung Yung Gai.

  • Jonny
    May 5, 2016 at 6:01 pm

    He still has a dick. He’s a guy.PERIOD.

    • Buttafuco
      May 5, 2016 at 6:46 pm

      There’s probably a pay per view event scheduled for loping it off, knowing this weird family.

    • White Lives Matter
      May 6, 2016 at 6:09 pm

      I hope when the doctors go to cut his dick off, they accidentally slit his throat instead. In fact, I hope they do that to ALL of these sick people. Mass extermination.

      • Peaknotbrian
        May 8, 2016 at 9:21 am

        How long have you been in the closet?

  • BobnMic
    May 5, 2016 at 5:29 pm

    *NOT touching. Damn.

    • Turd Burglestein
      May 5, 2016 at 7:46 pm

      Stop touching yourself BobnMic…you’ll go blind.

      • Turd Burglestein
        May 5, 2016 at 7:49 pm

        Why is my comment in moderation? You guises butthurt from what I said about the texting cop?

  • BobnMic
    May 5, 2016 at 5:28 pm

    Man I’m touching this one with a ten foot pole.

  • Mary
    May 5, 2016 at 5:22 pm

    You made this up . Please say you made this up.

  • Joe Max
    May 5, 2016 at 5:07 pm

    Hybrid, body top is female, bottom male. Brain is female and male. Since he-she is attracted females. Lots of PC rules involved in this too. One has to keep up with all the abbreviations used. I blinked my eyes, another one popped up. The PC rule makers keep adding them, never stops !

    • Myles Long
      May 5, 2016 at 6:43 pm

      So Bruce Jenner is now a lesbian?

      • Captain Obvious
        May 5, 2016 at 11:34 pm

        No. He’s a straight male with long hair and fake tits. If he gets the junk cut off he will be a straight male with long hair, fake tits, and no junk.

        • JS
          May 6, 2016 at 8:43 am

          Crash, Captain…and that’s the only thing Obvious about you.

  • fordsnharleys
    May 5, 2016 at 4:54 pm

    As long as it’s swinging steak, we can show the nipples. This society has fucked itself beyond what I find acceptable and I consider myself pretty liberal.

  • BlackandWhite
    May 5, 2016 at 4:42 pm

    LMAO at Austin Powers meme!

  • WormtownorBust
    May 5, 2016 at 4:12 pm

    DNA doesn’t lie. Bruce Jenner never has been, and never will be, a female.

  • MommaH
    May 5, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    You said it, Caitlin didn’t win that medal, she doesn’t deserve this publicity. This article had me dying of laughter. I read it to my husband, we both got a kick out the Austin Powers picture you posted. Thanks for sharing your thoughts on this subject. 🙂

  • kingsraisins
    May 5, 2016 at 4:03 pm

    Stunning and brave.

    • kingsraisins
      May 6, 2016 at 9:04 am

      People, I was being sarcastic. Sheesh.

      • Wabbitt
        May 6, 2016 at 9:38 pm

        Twenty-three people haven’t seen South Park in awhile.

        You PC bro?

  • MR
    May 5, 2016 at 3:53 pm

    So this is acceptable, but that senior from Foxborough wasn’t allowed to pose in her yearbook with a backdrop of the American flag?

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