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Caitlyn Jenner is following up her iconic Vanity Fair cover with a splashy Sports Illustrated cover. According to an Us Weekly source, the 66-year-old will reportedly pose nude for the magazine wearing only an American flag and her gold medal. Jenner’s rep told The Huffington Post that there was “no comment on any future plans at this time.”
Jenner became “the world’s greatest athlete” after winning gold at the 1976 Summer Olympics in Montreal. The alleged Sports Illustrated cover will mark the 40th anniversary of her win.
Alright first of all, “Caitlyn Jenner” didn’t win any gold medals. Bruce Jenner did. Bruce Jenner won the decathlon, which is an event that is exclusive to men. That’s what makes all of this stuff such pure and utter bullshit. And we’re all just supposed to accept it as fact or else we’re bigots. Bruce Jenner is a sick, sick individual and ESPN, Sports Illustrated, and every other PC bullshit mainstream media outlet eats his shit up.
The whole purpose of having nude models and swimsuit issues is to turn guys on. What the fuck are we supposed to do with this? Do they honestly think any straight dudes out there wanna see this shit? Are we supposed to enjoy it in the name of tolerance? Think about it. This is an elderly old man posing naked on the cover of a sports magazine. We are fucked.
The worst part is that he’s gonna be wearing an American flag. Nothing says patriotism then using the stars and stripes to cover up Bruce Jenner’s ding-a-ling. Ironically the fact that “she” is nude, proves that “she” is really “he.”
Anyway, it kind of brings up my last point – would any straight dude hook up with Caitlyn Jenner? Because if the thought of that grosses you out, and you’re one of these people talking about how great all of this bullshit is, then you’re a complete hypocrite. Because heterosexual men hook up with women. And if Caitlyn Jenner is a woman, then you should have no problem making it happen with her. Get your transhpobic ass out of my face.
P.S. I’m seeing lots of people post stuff like this:
No you don’t. A lot of these “tolerant” folk are saying that they’re down with transgenderism and bathrooms and all that, but Bruce Jenner is a fake. How the hell is he any more or less legit than any other person who claims to be transgender? When you define transgender as simply someone who claims they are a member of the other gender, then this is what happens. You don’t get to see you are trans-friendly and then pick and choose which transgenders you support. Jut proves once again how bullshit all of this is. This is the hill Turtleboy will die on.
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