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Bruce Jenner Trashing Hillary Clinton And Supporting Ted Cruz Is The Ultimate PC Popsicle Headache

Bruce Jenner Trashing Hillary Clinton And Supporting Ted Cruz Is The Ultimate PC Popsicle Headache

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Saw this on the Facebook machine today and burst out laughing:

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This is by far the biggest popsicle headache mindfuck to ever hit the social justice warrior community. I mean, they just spent so much time and effort trying to convince us that the world’s greatest male athlete in 1976 was in fact a woman this entire time. Ya know, because Bruce Jenner said he felt like a woman, and therefore he’s a she now. That’s literally all you have to do to become a woman in 2016. Say you feel like one.

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To Turtleboy is so hilarious because it’s the ultimate PC conundrum. On the one hand they have to LOVE Bruce Jenner because acceptance of a 65 year old man in a dress is so hot in the PC community right now. On the other hand, you have to support Hillary Clinton or else you’re a racist, sexist, bigot. We knew the type of reaction this would get from the FoxNews crowd, but we wanted to see what the MSNBC and Huffington Post crowds were saying. So we checked out some of the commentary and it was fantastic:

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Oh I see. NOW “Kaitlyn” Jenner is not a woman. She was a couple days ago, but then she announced she’s voting for Ted Cruz so her dick magically came back into the equation. Got it. This is all very logical. Oh yea, and if “she” is not a woman, then why aren’t you calling her Bruce? PC popsicle headache!!!

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So NOW gender is defined by anatomy. Gotcha. See, I was lectured by the SJW’s that gender and sex are different things. Sex is what you’ve got in your underpants, and gender is what you think you should have in your underpants. So now a “woman” is someone who has woman parts, but only if they’re voting Republican. What a simple, uncomplicated topic to understand!!!

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Caitlyn doesn’t have courage? Don’t tell ESPN!! They just gave her the Arthur Ashe Award for……wait for it, wait for it….COURAGE!!!

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But now the dude in the dress isn’t courageous anymore. Hillary is though!!! The woman who married the guy who became president, publicly trashed every skank that her husband got brains from, and blamed the Benghazi attack on a Youtube video is the REAL courageous one. Fantastic!!!

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Yea, Sara from Buffalo is totally trans-friendly. If you say you’re a woman, it doesn’t matter if you have franks and beans. You’re a woman and you’re brave. Well, unless you like Ted Cruz. Then you’re just a misogynistic pig who doesn’t know what it feels like to be a woman.

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Cruz wants to MURDER all transgender people. Please, tell me more about how Trump supporters are the only ones who use hyperbole and make shit up as they go along.

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Yea, no shit Bruce Jenner is a dude. That’s what people like Ted Cruz have been saying since day one. And people like Linda Harris have called them transphobic. Well who’s transphobic now?

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This just proves what we’ve said about “transgender” since day one – they’re making it up as they go along. SJW’s are tolerant of everything except for things they disagree with. We saw one person write that Caitlyn Jenner is confused because “she” only recently became a woman, and doesn’t know what it’s like to deal with women’s issues. While they are completely right about that, just a few months ago they were trying to tell me that Caitlyn Jenner has been a woman her entire life. She was just saddled down with a penis and the ability to long jump 26 feet.

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And for the record, Bruce Jenner is 1,000% right. Anyone with common sense knows that Hillary Clinton only cares about Hillary Clinton. That’s not even really debatable either. It’s a scientific fact. You’d have to be a complete moron to think otherwise.

This is a woman who was against gay marriage until Macklemore won a Grammy. Now she’s leading the cause for gay people.

This is a woman who is pro-woman, unless they bang her husband. Then she’ll call you a whore and stick by her philandering man. Girl power!!!

This is a woman who is a “feminist, independent woman.” But she not only relocated to Arkansas for a man, she also stayed with him after he teabagged half of Little Rock, because she realized that a divorced white woman isn’t going to get elected President. Because like Bruce mentioned, she only cares about herself.

This is a woman who supported her husband’s “tough on crime” policies which led to a drastic increase in the number of black men in prison, but now pretends to be the person who is going to fix “institutional racism in the criminal justice system.”

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This is a woman who purposely pushes the false agenda that sexism is causing the gender wage gap in order to further her own political career.

This is a woman with the fakest smile on earth, who clearly hates campaigning and will say whatever you want her to say if it helps her in the polls.

This is a woman who claims to want to regulate big business but takes more donations from large corporations than any other candidate could ever dream of.

She does all these things because at the end of the day, Hillary Clinton is looking out for Hillary Clinton. Bruce Jenner might be a confused man in drag, but at least he can still see what ever normal, rational person can clearly see with their own eyes.

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You go girl!!!

 

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10 Comment(s)
  • Finnish Goalie
    March 10, 2016 at 8:22 am

    You should now do the flip and see how many people that previously ripped Jenner apart and rightly brought up that auto crash are now enamored.

    • Trump's boy penis
      March 10, 2016 at 1:54 pm

      That wouldn’t conform to Turtleboy’s agenda…

  • Justice
    March 10, 2016 at 8:02 am

    Isn’t the fact that Bruce Jenner became a woman, only to be a lesbian a bigger popsicle headache mindfuck than who he is voting for? I’m not judging anyone….it’s just if you are transgender, isn’t the surgery about ANATOMICALLY turning you into the opposite gender? If you keep your same anatomy, you’re a transvestite. Saying Caitlyn Jenner is female because she has breasts is like saying my Aunt Loretta is male because she had a mastectomy and sports a little facial hair.

  • ItsAllABadDream
    March 9, 2016 at 10:39 pm

    this is why I can’t take liberals seriously. They don’t have values. They just ride whatever PC crap is popular. Even if/when it contradicts something else they rallied for. Pathetic.

  • Wow so hypocrisy
    March 9, 2016 at 8:09 pm

    While I disagree with the author of this on Caitlyn’s gender, I find it sickening and hypocritical the way some SJWs act like Caitlyn suddenly isn’t a woman because of her politics. If you’re supporting a group’s rights, that group doesn’t end with “the ones in that group you like and agree with”. This is right up there with when Justice Clarence Thomas was called “a clown in blackface” over his gay marriage dissent. (I disagree with Clarence Thomas btw but can’t stand disrespect like that)

  • Del Griffith
    March 9, 2016 at 6:39 pm

    *SJW’s are tolerant of everything except for things they disagree with.
    Perfectly summed up, much like the whole democrat philosophy, bipartisanship means agreeing with what “we” tell you.

  • buster
    March 9, 2016 at 6:07 pm

    Swab Bruce’s mouth. I guarantee that he has an X and a Y chromosome.

  • True Reality Speaks
    True Reality Speaks
    March 9, 2016 at 5:43 pm

    More proof that liberalism really is a mental disorder.

  • Danny
    March 9, 2016 at 5:43 pm

    But trump really cares about u and not himself
    Hillary has more brains than every other candidate combined except maybe Kaisch idk if she’ll get elected but we’re all fucked no matter who gets to the big house and that picture of brucey playing with his toy for the first time was hilarious I’m still laughing at that picture

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