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So I was recently tipped off to a post in a Burrillville Swap and Sell page. Apparently there’s some savage of a “mother” leaving her two kids with absolute strangers for days at a time and then trying to pay only for the time her kids were awake.
So the woman that posted this has been contacted by more than a dozen people who have watched these kids. I can’t even express my mom rage right now because who the hell leaves their kids with strangers they found on a yard sale site on Facebook? It sounds like those who have watched these kids are good people…up to this point. What happens when that isn’t the case? This lunatic is risking the lives of her two beautiful little girls for what? WHAT is possibly more important than the safety of your kids? I honestly can’t figure it out because neither look like junkies and their Facebook pages are both covered with pictures of the kids.
So who is this amazing specimen of motherly love and devotion?
Meet Janelle O’brien in all her gorgeous glory.
That dirty ball sack on the right is her husband, Larry O’Brien. We’ll get to him because he’s also a first class chudking.
Janelle is all over Facebook and Craigslist looking for a babysitter for her kids. I don’t know who in their right mind would use Craigslist for a babysitter. Unless you want to get shanked and robbed, don’t buy anything off Craigslist, and ESPECIALLY don’t troll for people to watch your kids for a bargain price. You would literally have to give no shits about the sweet babies you created and are responsible for. I get that people find themselves in difficult situations and it’s tough to muddle through it all, but this woman has been doing this for nearly a year, at least. This isn’t extenuating circumstances. This is simply her way of operating, just dumping her kids on the lowest bidder.
She’ll even watch your kids for you! In case you want to leave your children with a stranger whose extensive experience includes bus monitor. I mean, damn, that is a bargain. $175 a week. I pay well over that, but then again I use a facility that actually has a license, training and insurance. If you’re going to penny pinch on anything, maybe it should be the Oreos and not the child care.
So all this is orchestrated by Mama Janelle, but where is Daddy of the Year Larry during all this? Oh he’s out scamming the elderly with fake NY casino trips until the Attorney General has to step in and set his ass straight.
Apparently Larry owned a company called MM Entertainment, through which he planned and booked trips to a NY casino. Well, Loser Larry took deposits from a bunch of tourists, cancelled the trip a day after cashing those checks, and never returned their money.
Here’s Larry’s scheme in action:
Reduced rate? Oh man Larry, you generous stud you, sign me up! I can’t stand these circus monkeys.
This isn’t the only failed business for the power couple. So far I’ve also found a cleaning business (After Hours Cleaning Services), a cafe (O’Brien’s Park Place Cafe & Deli), and a creamery (Cumberland Creamery). Normally I wouldn’t bash someone for trying to live out their entrepreneurial spirit, but in this case it isn’t working and they aren’t even conducting themselves legally. WHY can’t you just step up and go get an adult job, pay a licensed person to watch your kids, and live your damn lives like every other functioning adult?
I can’t even count the amount of shit this woman sells on Letgo and Facebook yard sale pages. I don’t know where she gets this stuff from, but there’s probably more behind that. I was going to screenshot some examples, but I think we’ve all seen it before. Lia Sophia jewelry, random small appliances in “like new” condition, and “gently used” children’s clothes.
These dumpster dumplings have their grimy paws in everything, so I’m sure there’s more to their story.
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