Burrillville Dumpster Dumplings Constantly Unload Their Daughters On Strangers From Craigslist, Will Only Pay For The Time Their Kids Were Awake, And Profit From Scamming Old Ladies With Fake Casino Trips

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So I was recently tipped off to a post in a Burrillville Swap and Sell page. Apparently there’s some savage of a “mother” leaving her two kids with absolute strangers for days at a time and then trying to pay only for the time her kids were awake.

So the woman that posted this has been contacted by more than a dozen people who have watched these kids. I can’t even express my mom rage right now because who the hell leaves their kids with strangers they found on a yard sale site on Facebook? It sounds like those who have watched these kids are good people…up to this point. What happens when that isn’t the case? This lunatic is risking the lives of her two beautiful little girls for what? WHAT is possibly more important than the safety of your kids? I honestly can’t figure it out because neither look like junkies and their Facebook pages are both covered with pictures of the kids.

So who is this amazing specimen of motherly love and devotion?

Meet Janelle O’brien in all her gorgeous glory.

That dirty ball sack on the right is her husband, Larry O’Brien. We’ll get to him because he’s also a first class chudking.

Janelle is all over Facebook and Craigslist looking for a babysitter for her kids. I don’t know who in their right mind would use Craigslist for a babysitter. Unless you want to get shanked and robbed, don’t buy anything off Craigslist, and ESPECIALLY don’t troll for people to watch your kids for a bargain price. You would literally have to give no shits about the sweet babies you created and are responsible for. I get that people find themselves in difficult situations and it’s tough to muddle through it all, but this woman has been doing this for nearly a year, at least. This isn’t extenuating circumstances. This is simply her way of operating, just dumping her kids on the lowest bidder.

She’ll even watch your kids for you! In case you want to leave your children with a stranger whose extensive experience includes bus monitor. I mean, damn, that is a bargain. $175 a week. I pay well over that, but then again I use a facility that actually has a license, training and insurance. If you’re going to penny pinch on anything, maybe it should be the Oreos and not the child care.

So all this is orchestrated by Mama Janelle, but where is Daddy of the Year Larry during all this? Oh he’s out scamming the elderly with fake NY casino trips until the Attorney General has to step in and set his ass straight.


Apparently Larry owned a company called MM Entertainment, through which he planned and booked trips to a NY casino. Well, Loser Larry took deposits from a bunch of tourists, cancelled the trip a day after cashing those checks, and never returned their money.

Here’s Larry’s scheme in action:

Reduced rate? Oh man Larry, you generous stud you, sign me up! I can’t stand these circus monkeys.

This isn’t the only failed business for the power couple. So far I’ve also found a cleaning business (After Hours Cleaning Services), a cafe (O’Brien’s Park Place Cafe & Deli), and a creamery (Cumberland Creamery). Normally I wouldn’t bash someone for trying to live out their entrepreneurial spirit, but in this case it isn’t working and they aren’t even conducting themselves legally. WHY can’t you just step up and go get an adult job, pay a licensed person to watch your kids, and live your damn lives like every other functioning adult?

I can’t even count the amount of shit this woman sells on Letgo and Facebook yard sale pages. I don’t know where she gets this stuff from, but there’s probably more behind that. I was going to screenshot some examples, but I think we’ve all seen it before. Lia Sophia jewelry, random small appliances in “like new” condition, and “gently used” children’s clothes.

These dumpster dumplings have their grimy paws in everything, so I’m sure there’s more to their story.

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12 Comment(s)
  • Sally Bermingham
    July 12, 2017 at 1:07 pm

    I honestly can’t believe so many people know about what she does, and so far only one has called DCYF. What are they afraid of ? Not getting involved ? I don’t give a crap who’s abusing their children, I’d be on the phone in a second and reporting them.
    YES!!! What she’s doing is abusing the children.
    How would any of them feel…as.. ALL it’s going to take is one sick and twisted person .. who only wants the girls for sick and twisted reasons and then no one will have to worry about the girls any more…..
    Bunch of idiots…

  • Knowthem
    June 28, 2017 at 10:21 pm

    They used to live in Lincoln and supposedly had their own maid business at one time. Maybe that’s where she got all the stuff to sell.

  • Kris
    June 28, 2017 at 7:00 am

    Why aren’t the people involved calling turn to 10, state police, something??? And she is not “simple” by any means … she is persistent and calculating… was on PTO at our school and I was like “what is up with this woman” as she was constantly plugging her cleaning business and trying to leverage stuff at school… definite one of those people you get and odd feeling from and think something isn’t right here!

  • Melissa
    June 28, 2017 at 5:28 am

    I know them
    I’m going to sound like an idiot for this but she truely is a good person. I think she’s a little “simple” and her husband has taken total advantage of her and has put her in these horrible positions and makes her think these things are okay (like letting complete strangers watch your kids) I wish she would get away from him and save those girls. They got in trouble when they were in Lincoln for hosting vender bingos and keeping the money for them too.

    • Lou P
      June 28, 2017 at 10:00 am

      If you know them, then, for the sake of those two girls, you should be contacting the government agency that deals with children and families and getting them involved.
      The last thing this civilized society needs is two girls who have been traumatized by their inept parents and unprepared as adults to face the real world.
      Do the right thing.

    • Sally Bermingham
      July 12, 2017 at 12:59 pm

      You know them and have not made one phone call to DCYF about the girls ? You’re truly an ignorant idiot !!! You excuse is her husband makes her think what she’s doing is OK… I don’t give a crap what her or her husband thinks. IMHO You’re just as guilty as her and her husband because you know all about this. Wonder how you would feel, is one of these “baby sitters” killed both girls, ? How you rationalize any of this crap is beyond me.

    • Deb
      July 14, 2017 at 5:10 pm

      This lovely couple still owe me over $2000.00 in unpaid rent and utilities. This was a result of a judgement in eviction court because they refused to leave my rental when their lease was up. Very slick and slimy.

    • Deb
      July 14, 2017 at 5:13 pm

      I dealt with her for over a year. She is most definitely not a “good person”. Please don’t be fooled like I was.

  • notagain
    June 27, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    Why aren’t any of these babysitters calling the police, especially after no body comes back after 2-3 days? Then again, who babysits for people they don’t know?

    People have NO SENSE any more. Call the police people, don’t just post it online and cross your fingers!

  • Jeff Bezos
    June 27, 2017 at 7:59 pm

    If we rend Janelle down and make candles out of her fat and sell them at Whole Foods, how much could we raise for her kids? Seems like a better deal than what they’re getting now.

  • Disgusted
    June 27, 2017 at 7:53 pm

    Poor little girls! Does this woman spend any time with her daughter’s at all? It seems like they spend their entire lives with complete strangers. Some people don’t deserve to even have children! This needs to be stopped immediately. Please don’t let this get swept under the rug. These kids are in serious danger. I am so fucking appalled!

  • ThrewUpInMyMouth
    June 27, 2017 at 5:36 pm

    If I book one of those awesome casino trips with Larry, will Janelle be able to babysit my 13 kids? I will pay $1 per hour but only for the hours they are alive.

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