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Butter Fed Becky Saves Black Man With Knife At Her Kid’s School By Going Woke Viral, Tells Cop That “Black People Generally Fear Whites,” Didi Delgado Is Not Impressed

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Can you believe it’s been almost a year since Didi Delgado’s woke white woman army mass reported our page to Facebook and began one of the greatest Turtleboy wars of all time? I almost forgot she was a thing until a turtle rider sent us this post she made today, sharing a viral woke white woman post:

“White accomplice checks school resource officer.”

Accomplice is a negative word, so I take it Didi isn’t happy with this particular butter fed Becky. Let’s check out what she posted:

This poor thing. She’s trying so, so, so hard to prove she’s one of the “good ones,” but she just doesn’t understand the vernacular you’re supposed to use. This line was possibly my favorite of all time:

“Black people generally fear whites”

I’ve read a lot of racist shit on the Internet, but that might be the most racist thing I’ve ever read. Imagine how racist you’d have to be to assume that all 45 million black people in the United States were so weak and racist that they automatically fear anyone who is white. She probably felt soooo good after she hit the enter button, and her intention were clearly to show how woke she was. This is her every time someone who isn’t white hits the like button.

She just took it way, way, way too far.

Of course there’s no video from this event, and we have no idea if any of this actually happened. Either way, according to her version of events the black guy brought a knife into an elementary school, and when told that he can’t bring a freaking WEAPON into a school, he told the resource officer to “let it be man.” Because rules don’t apply to him.

The only one whose face is clearly seen is the black guy, who had no idea he was about to be the subject of a Facebook post that has been shared thousands of times. She didn’t ask him if he wanted to be the center of attention, but it’s not really about him anyway. It’s about her. This was her big moment to show the world what a good white ally she is, by secretly photographing a black guy who she then used for her own benefit. Of course she had to throw in at the end that the black guy thanked her, proving once and for all that she is the white shero we have all been waiting for.

Then again, she got EXACTLY the type of reaction she was hoping for.

So humble. So brave. So woke.

Although she’s honored that a person of color would offer her an Internet award, she must humbly decline because she was merely exercising her white woman duties and using her privilege to save a man’s life!!

She barely made it out alive, as she shat out this morning’s Moe’s while speaking to a school resource officer.

It got better…..

“I also post a lot for whites”

Because it’s her job to lecture white people.

“in the white community we put a spotlight to yt voices”

Oh God, she’s calling it “yt” now. And I got bad news for you hunny – there’s no such thing as the white community. In no way, shape, or form, do I ever identify with anyone, or associate with them, simply because they are white.

“we must dismantle the colonizing-socialization”

Translation – I learned a new buzzword this week on Vox.

“everything I’ve learned about race I owe to black women”

And if any black woman hits the like button I will cream my pants.

One guy did point out how stupid it was to say that black people fear whites, but she wasn’t tryna to listen to this black guy:

She clearly didn’t understand what was wrong with that, but she kept trying to prove herself anyway.

“White people are bullies.” – Racist woman

BIG FACTS though!! In other words, Butter Fed Becky has no idea what your problem is, but because you’re clearly not white she’s going to kiss your ass anyway.

Another woman pointed out what a shitty thing it was to post a man’s picture on Facebook, fully intending for it to go woke viral, so that the white woman could be the hero of the day.

So it’s OK because she didn’t intend for it to go viral, but now that it has there’s nothing she can do. Like take it down. Makes sense.

Now she wants to let people know that she has in fact prepared a written statement:

She totes cares.

The best part about this is despite all of that Didi still considers her an “accomplice.”

Because at the end of the day if white women aren’t donating every Friday to her reparations GoFundMe, then they’re useless. So shut the fuck up and hit up the canteen fund Butter Fed Becky!!

34 Comment(s)
  • Nicola
    December 28, 2018 at 6:01 am

    SOOO much left out in her story! It went from “don’t bring a knife next time” / “okay I won’t”, to “just let it go” / “Do I have to report an aggressive parent?” Stuff happened in between, it’s obvious. Stuff she would’ve left out in her statement. All she wanted was the pat on the head from the black community, no doubt the black guy got aggressive and she knows it! But she saw her chance to ride her white self in on her white horse and save the day! Her favourite part was where the black guy thanked her. She faps to that every day now. What a pathetic idiot!

  • Magules13
    November 26, 2018 at 8:55 am

    That was totally believable dialogue she recorded there. I can’t believe she left out the part where everybody clapped, though

  • Shawn Silvia
    November 22, 2018 at 12:39 pm

    God damn I hate these white people and I’m white, does that make me racist?

  • Lola Bunny
    November 21, 2018 at 10:53 pm

    FACT! Bears eat beets.
    Bears, beets, Becky’s

  • Mike
    November 21, 2018 at 4:50 pm

    I am 100% certain that this exchange never happened, or at least didn’t happen anywhere near the way she claims. Her story makes no sense and reads like a PSA script written by a 7th grader. I’ll bet the dude was reprimanded for bringing a knife onto school grounds and she wishes she would have said something, but she didn’t. That, or something entirely different happened. Why would this incident, the way she described it, warrant a police report. Why would anybody who was told that NEXT TIME they need to leave their knife in the car respond with “…leave it be, man”, instead of “okay, sorry.”?

    She is a liar!

  • Anonymous
    November 21, 2018 at 12:59 pm

    Don’t bring knives into schools. Just that simple. She wants the officer to be to her standards. Not gonna happen. White people only have white socialization she said. How does she know the officer is White?

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    November 21, 2018 at 5:23 am

    “Stay soft.” LOL There’s no other option looking at her.

  • Didi's white baby daddy
    November 20, 2018 at 8:57 pm

    You know you fucked up in life when you as a white person raise a child and put them in public schools that are of “mostly black or hispanics” as she stated in her diatribe. This isn’t a racist statement, its just fact. Ask elizabeth warren where her kids went to school, ask any sjw if they would prefer a majority white or majority minority(not counting asians) student body and geographical area to raise their kids. This fat vegan chick, sorry “they” is a poor excuse of a mother.

    • MJ
      November 21, 2018 at 4:40 pm

      You’re damn right “not counting Asians”.  I live in a community that is 65% Asian and our public school system is top notch.  The community too is incredibly safe except for the blacks that drive in from other cities to commit residential burglaries at a rate of 5-10 a week. No shit!  Biggest crime issue facing my city is residential burglaries and in 95% of the burglaries where the race of the burglar is known by witness or video recording, they are black. The city is 0.6% black and I’m shamed for pointing out that seeing a car full of blacks is inherently suspicious.

      • Captain Trips
        Colonel Sanders
        November 21, 2018 at 9:17 pm

        Blacks are inherently inferior: they are less intelligent overall and much more prone to violence. I really believe they are a step down toward primates: the primate lips, nostrils, and primate like superior strength and agility, as well as the primate-like propensity toward violence. These are just honest facts that are buried by the woke media. Everyone knows it. Just can’t say it.

  • msheadkracker
    Confused honky
    November 20, 2018 at 8:11 pm

    Am i the only honky lost on what “yt” is? Im trying to piece words together and looked the shit up on google and im still at a loss. Please someone explain what it is…

    • Revrun Fishknuckle
      November 21, 2018 at 7:11 am

      “YT” means Whitey, you rayciss honky crakka..

  • Yuck
    November 20, 2018 at 6:09 pm

    Another fat bitch on the slow train to diabetesville.

    • We're So Fucked
      November 21, 2018 at 1:41 am

      Young Trainwreck? Maybe that’s also what the kids are listening to these days.

  • Honkey
    November 20, 2018 at 5:49 pm

    Funny, cause I’m white, employed and devoid of any criminal history. I generally fear blacks.

  • Lou Skuhnt
    November 20, 2018 at 5:45 pm

    Shut up, you borderline morbidly obese Doofus. Only a real lunkhead would think it’s OK in this day and age to walk into a school WITH A KNIFE.

  • Corky Thatcher
    November 20, 2018 at 4:15 pm

    Yikes, this broad makes me look like Stephan Hawkins.

  • Clitty Litter
    November 20, 2018 at 3:15 pm

    Vegan my ass! You know that broad hits the Dunkin/McD drive through for 2 outa 3 meals a day.

  • Kermit the Frog
    November 20, 2018 at 2:55 pm

    She reminds me of my ex.

  • B Diggle
    November 20, 2018 at 2:10 pm

    That’s not an officer it’s a security guard. This poor guy picking his kid up made a simple mistake. The guard was an asshole and so was the guy’s response to the guard. The biggest asshole is the fat broad looking for attention. I’m not fond of her taking pictures in a school either. She needs a diet and a job.

  • Whitey
    November 20, 2018 at 2:04 pm

    I thought vegans were skinny. You can’t bring knives to schools. The officer was right. Vegans don’t eat butter.

  • Samuel Adams
    November 20, 2018 at 2:04 pm

    Mmmmmmm…MMMM. Becky’s a big ol’ scoop of vanilla love.
    Ten to one odds she blew the black dad.

  • Ask them yourself
    November 20, 2018 at 1:47 pm

    Tell Becky to take a drive to Mattapan Square on a Saturday night, roll down the window and ask if black people are afraid of white people.

    • David D
      November 20, 2018 at 3:35 pm

      Exactly, every white guilt sjw should be dropped off on blue hills ave in Roxbury at about 1am on a Friday night during the summer and made to walk through murderpan and see if they can make it Tremont st in the south end. Half will attend the next klan meeting and 25% will never be seen again and 25% will kill themselves after seeing what their “whiteness” made black people do.

  • Turtz McGrutz
    November 20, 2018 at 1:35 pm

    Somewhat unrelated topic but i don’t understand how you can be vegan and fat.

    • ElJefe72
      November 20, 2018 at 8:36 pm

      Ho-hos and Ding Dongs are vegan

      • Nicola
        December 28, 2018 at 6:18 am

        Well you can be vegetarian and fat. lol

  • Turtz McGrutz
    November 20, 2018 at 1:33 pm

    I guess i don’t understand the vernacular. Is accomplice meant to be a derogatory term towards Becky?

  • Captain Trips
    Mudshark Mania
    November 20, 2018 at 1:22 pm

    Fat white chicks and black guys


    • Burlando Castile
      November 20, 2018 at 3:47 pm

      The look like the number “10”. Always tall skinny black dude and fat “woke” white chick. 

    November 20, 2018 at 1:19 pm

    One thing black men aren’t afraid of-Fat white women

    • GingyKidd
      November 20, 2018 at 1:30 pm

      Someone’s gotta pay for their phone minutes.

  • Barry
    November 20, 2018 at 1:15 pm

    Didi has nothing to lose by not giving Becky her approval because Becky is obviously broke. Becky will have to go back to servicing her community in order to alleviate her guilt.

    • Nah
      November 21, 2018 at 1:55 am

      Does Basic Becky really even have a kid? Who would look at that thing and think, that’s a good gene/cess pool to dip into and ruin my life. Also, it appears the vegan diet is not working.

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