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Can you believe it’s been almost a year since Didi Delgado’s woke white woman army mass reported our page to Facebook and began one of the greatest Turtleboy wars of all time? I almost forgot she was a thing until a turtle rider sent us this post she made today, sharing a viral woke white woman post:
“White accomplice checks school resource officer.”
Accomplice is a negative word, so I take it Didi isn’t happy with this particular butter fed Becky. Let’s check out what she posted:
This poor thing. She’s trying so, so, so hard to prove she’s one of the “good ones,” but she just doesn’t understand the vernacular you’re supposed to use. This line was possibly my favorite of all time:
“Black people generally fear whites”
I’ve read a lot of racist shit on the Internet, but that might be the most racist thing I’ve ever read. Imagine how racist you’d have to be to assume that all 45 million black people in the United States were so weak and racist that they automatically fear anyone who is white. She probably felt soooo good after she hit the enter button, and her intention were clearly to show how woke she was. This is her every time someone who isn’t white hits the like button.
She just took it way, way, way too far.
Of course there’s no video from this event, and we have no idea if any of this actually happened. Either way, according to her version of events the black guy brought a knife into an elementary school, and when told that he can’t bring a freaking WEAPON into a school, he told the resource officer to “let it be man.” Because rules don’t apply to him.
The only one whose face is clearly seen is the black guy, who had no idea he was about to be the subject of a Facebook post that has been shared thousands of times. She didn’t ask him if he wanted to be the center of attention, but it’s not really about him anyway. It’s about her. This was her big moment to show the world what a good white ally she is, by secretly photographing a black guy who she then used for her own benefit. Of course she had to throw in at the end that the black guy thanked her, proving once and for all that she is the white shero we have all been waiting for.
Then again, she got EXACTLY the type of reaction she was hoping for.
So humble. So brave. So woke.
Although she’s honored that a person of color would offer her an Internet award, she must humbly decline because she was merely exercising her white woman duties and using her privilege to save a man’s life!!
She barely made it out alive, as she shat out this morning’s Moe’s while speaking to a school resource officer.
It got better…..
“I also post a lot for whites”
Because it’s her job to lecture white people.
“in the white community we put a spotlight to yt voices”
Oh God, she’s calling it “yt” now. And I got bad news for you hunny – there’s no such thing as the white community. In no way, shape, or form, do I ever identify with anyone, or associate with them, simply because they are white.
“we must dismantle the colonizing-socialization”
Translation – I learned a new buzzword this week on Vox.
“everything I’ve learned about race I owe to black women”
And if any black woman hits the like button I will cream my pants.
One guy did point out how stupid it was to say that black people fear whites, but she wasn’t tryna to listen to this black guy:
She clearly didn’t understand what was wrong with that, but she kept trying to prove herself anyway.
“White people are bullies.”– Racist woman
BIG FACTS though!! In other words, Butter Fed Becky has no idea what your problem is, but because you’re clearly not white she’s going to kiss your ass anyway.
Another woman pointed out what a shitty thing it was to post a man’s picture on Facebook, fully intending for it to go woke viral, so that the white woman could be the hero of the day.
So it’s OK because she didn’t intend for it to go viral, but now that it has there’s nothing she can do. Like take it down. Makes sense.
Now she wants to let people know that she has in fact prepared a written statement:
She totes cares.
The best part about this is despite all of that Didi still considers her an “accomplice.”
Because at the end of the day if white women aren’t donating every Friday to her reparations GoFundMe, then they’re useless. So shut the fuck up and hit up the canteen fund Butter Fed Becky!!