Smokestack Barbecue and 100.1 FM the Pike have been receiving boycott threats from Turtleboy butthurt-induced trolls again!! Here’s our podcast from yesterday’s show.
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Turtleboy butthurt trolls are out in full force these days. Here’s a message sent to 100.1 FM the Pike’s Facebook page from a guy in Shrewsbury named Michael Dziura:
Gotta love it. “I’m gonna stop listening to your station now that I found out Turtleboy is on it every Tuesday. And I’m just finding out right now that he’s been on every Tuesday for the last two years. But I swear, I’m a loyal listener, and you’ve forever lost me because you support the racist/sexist boy who rides the turtle.”
That about sums up the Turtleboy is racist/sexist crowd. Completely full of shit liars who have to make things up beause they don’t have a legitimate talking point to stand on. They can’t name a single racist or sexist thing we’ve ever done, because it doesn’t exist. We are a family feminist blog that LOVES diversity. We love everyone, but sometimes we have to spank the naughty. It’s the only way they will learn. Meanwhile, a Princeton case study determined that if Turtleboy is in fact racist, he is only racist towards white people.
Turns out Turtleboy has in fact been on 100.1 FM every Tuesday for the last two years and ratings are through the roof. Don’t worry though, any minute now they’re gonna start losing listeners. Here’s yesterday’s show if you missed it where Uncle Turtleboy and Cruisin Bruce discussed the Clark chick who calls Trump supporters Nazis while her rich Daddy donates money to the Trump campaign, the Hampshire College flag Nazis, and Holyoke Mayor Alex Morse writing a threatening letter to himself because he’s desperate for attention:
Michael Dziura’s Facebook page is pretty well protected, so we couldn’t have much fun with it. But we did find out he is an environmental engineer:
All we could fine with that name was this guy:
Other than his Internet history is pretty clean.
Oh yea, and our good friends at Smokestack Barbecue got another wonderful message today from this winner:
Oh look, another genius who thinks he figured out who Turtleboy is!! So cute when they learn how the Google machine works. Let me guess, someone’s been reading a little Clive McFarlane? Because he’s a trustworthy source!! Almost as reliable as a website called “Buffalo Bruises!!”
Guaranteed whoever is behind this fake profile has never eaten at Smokestack in their life. Dude has been going to Smokestack Barbecue once a week for the past year. Meanwhile Smokestack has been with us for about two years now. Sounds legit!!
I know where the Turtleboy family will be eating tonight – Smokestack Barbecue. I’m getting the buffalo wings and the chicken quesedillas per usual. They are absolutely delicious. Go down there tonight, stuff your face, write “Turtleboy sent me” on the check, and send us a picture!!! That’s the only way to remind these losers just how much we will destroy every single attempt they make to hurt small businesses in Worcester.
P.S. Bet you anything Carlo “Old Balls” Baldino is behind this. It’s just so juvenile and poorly done that an elderly, Internet deficient moonbat has to be the culprit.
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