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Is Turtleboy racist? That’s what we’ve been told several times by the butthurt patrol. Because apparently we write too many negative stories about people of color:

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So we thought we’d do some research to see if this were true or not. Generally in our blogs there are good guys and bad guys. We always make fun of the bad guys. So we analyzed the last 108 primary antagonists from our blogs. Here’s how they break down racially:

White – 71

1. Sutton power couple
2.  Greenfield Human Rights Commission
3.  Holy Name administrators
4. Holy Cross Professor
5.  Hillary Clinton
6.  John Farrell
7.  Boston College kids
8.  Joe Petty
9. unknown crusty woman at the bar
10.  Royalston Selectboard
11. Tantasqua/Southbridge superintendent/John
12. Kevin Blackmer
13. Southbridge Photo guy
14. Southbridge Mom who lost 6 kids to DCF
15. UMass ant-Harambe RA’s
16. Lena Dunham
17. Junkie on Green Street
18. Amy Schumer
19. Warren Woman arrested right after getting off probation
20. Drunk Arlington babysitter
21. New Bedford Mom who left baby in running car 
22. Colin Kaepernick
23. Cambridge yuppies
24. Auburn mall guy in diaper
25. Dianne Williamson
26. Ed Augustus
27. Paul Moosey
28. Framingham superintendent
29. East Providence cat killer
30. Idiot who hit Southbridge cruiser driving 80 mph
31. SUNY Binghamton SJW’s
32. Greenfield Dad #1
33. Mark Zuckerberg
34. Fox News “sexual harassment” victim
35.  Westboro School Committee biting Mom
36. Grizzled lesbians who robbed nun of rosary beads
37. Kevin Hayes
38. Homeless boobs profiled in Turtlegram
39. Narragansett teacher
40. Southbridge welfare muffs
41. Leominster pedophile
42. Hyannis hoodrat with amazing disguise
43. Ryan Lochte
44. Spokane moron harassing cops on body camera
45. Boston Globe cartoonist
46. The Big E
47. Bikini panhandler
48. Spencer junkies
49. Belorussian ping-pong weenie
50. Salem State cop biter
51. Brookline High School
52. Shawn O’Domski
53. Maura Healey
54. Mel Taylor
55. Leominster SJW
56. Pro-Panhandler idiots
57. Swampscott guy who burnt down home
58. Heather Philip,
59. Butthurt photographer
60. Miss Teen USA
61. Legendary Leominster panhandler
62. Belly-rubbing panhandler
63. Jamie Eldridge
64. Joe Curtatone
65. Crazy Bernie Babes
66. Lying MBTA SJW
67. Josh Sanderski
68. Cop who shot Charles Kinsey
69. State Senator Karen Spilka
70. Ware mugshots
71. Chicopee second amendment man, 

Black – 22

1. Doherty football kid
2. Brandon Marshall
3. Clark Chief Diversity Officer
4. Colin Kaepernick
5. Chris Brown
6. Caribbean Festival
7. Fake Brockton Bishop
8. Spanky McFarlane
9. Lil Poopy
10. Caster Semanya
11. Sylville Smith
12. Fake artist Sharinna Travieso
13. CNN correspondant
14. Serial rapist
15. Woman who laughed at Vanessa Marcotte
16. Julius Jones
17. Chick who refused to show cop an ID
18. Worcester fight club
19. Corryn Gaines
20. MBTA dooshnozzle
21. Joseph Appiah
22. Racist BLM activist

Latino – 11

1. Juan Gomez
2. Holyoke drug dealer
3. Springfield camel toe ratchets
4. World’s oldest 35 year old crack dealer
5. Hoodrat getting arrested at Latin American festival
6. Southbridge welfare muffs
7. Sullivan Middle teacher
8. Brazil
9. Mambo Drinks
10. Ted Cruz
11. Ti-Ti Ho Rivera

Other – 4

1. Guy who stole the Antonio’s Pizza
2. Panhandler threatening to vote for Trump
3. SJW kicked out by Lyft driver
4. Seattle SJW

They might be right about Turtleboy, It certainly appears as if we are indeed racist…..towards white people. Man, we stick it to whitey hard!!! Here’s the top 20 most popular blogs we’ve ever written (excluding the Top 10 reasons the Patriots cheated blog series), along with the race of the primary antagonist in each:

1. Worcester plus sized model – WHITE
2. Pregnant Brockton Fair smoker – WHITE
3. Joe Amoroso – WHITE
4. Jorge Zambrano – LATINO
5. Hampton Beach – WHITE
6. Ashley Losapio – WHITE
7. Free college girl – WHITE
8. Jalapeno Mac and Cheese boy – WHITE
9. Baby Gangsta  – WHITE
10. Ware Vibrator Bandits  – WHITE
11. Newbury Street “harassment” victim – WHITE 
12. Spencer GoFundMe Ratchets  – WHITE
13. Ghettofabulous Ginger  – WHITE
14. Guy beatdown by troopers on live TV  – WHITE
15. Spencer moron who bragged about assaulting cops on Facebook – WHITE
16. Trigglypuff – WHITE
17. Jennie Chenkin – WHITE
18. Bay Path pot brownie girls – WHITE
19. Jessica Conway – WHITE
20. Grafton Hill Rap video – WHITE

Holy Moley!! We must really hate white people. We are sooooo mean to them. Nineteen of the 20 most popular blogs we’ve ever written are just crapping all over poor white folks. There isn’t a single blog about a black person that even comes close. Not one. Get Down Productions is as close as it gets. Keep in mind this list does not include Sonya Conner, Kevin Ksen, Tracy Novick, Old Balls, Dicky Rushton, Joe Early, Loughlin Kennel, Lisa Dyer, Carenza Jackson, Apple Daddy, Bills fans, Busgate parents, Tracy Crowe,  or the thousands of other white victims we’ve shamed d0zens of times.

Do we give people of color a pass if they act foolishly? Of course not. Because it would be racist to treat them differently from white people. We are an equal opportunity shamer. Just ask WANDA, Melinda Boone, Brenda Jenkins, Joyce McNickles, Hate Pickens, and anyone else who has acted a fool publicly or brought shame upon their families.

So there you have it folks. Please, bookmark this blog. Save it in a special place for a special occasion. The next time someone on social media says that Turtleboy is racist for picking on people of color all you have to do is copy and paste this blog into the comments, and then, BOOM – ROASTED!!

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