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UMass RA’s Have Banned White Students From Writing “Harambe” Because It’s A Racist Microaggression And An Attack On Black People

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College is back in session which can only mean one thing – microaggressions are in full swing. And it just so happens that Harambe is so hot in the streets right now with the young kids. For whatever reason the famous dead gorilla from the Cincinnati Zoo has become an Internet meme again, and everyone born after 1993 can’t dropping his name in hilarious anecdotes. Check out this graph of Harambe’s epic comeback:

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Now, apparently there is a dorm at UMass called Sycamore, and they have a program called “Defined Residential Communities,” (DRC) which allow students who have “similar backgrounds, cultures, or identities” to live with one another and share experiences. Read all about the DRC’s UMass has to offer here.  In other words, UMass Amherst has sanctioned segregation. Because… progress!!

Anyway in the Sycamore dorm one of these DRC’s is called “Harambee” which has been in existence for a few years. Way before Harambe the gorilla became an internet meme. Note that Harambee is spelt differently for this DRC. Here’s the meaning behind it:

“Harambee, Swahili for “the pulling together point” or “the point at which things come together”, is a community that honors African and African American history and culture. This community is designed to support students who are of African descent, identify within the African Diaspora.”

Translation – no white people allowed. They have group events such as “Soul Sister Sundays:

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And according to one resident it’s great because you can build relationships with people….from your own race:

Says Danzel Jones, a junior in Communication, who was drawn to Harambee after transferring: “It’s a place for building your network, for building relationships with people from your own race.”

This is how insane and backwards social justice warriors are. Literally pushing for segregation. Teaching students that it’s important to narrow your world to people who look like you and network within this exclusive community. Ya know, the exact opposite of everything Martin Luther King Jr. addressed in the “I Have A Dream” speech.

Anyway, like I said earlier, Harambe memes are so hot right now:

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And some college freshmen in Sycamore have apparently been writing Harambe jokes on their friend’s white boards (which are on the outside of most college dorms, and were used for communication before texting was a thing). Little did these racist freshmen know that this was in fact a microaggression.

So some RA’s named Colleen and Ryan had to send them all an email to let them know that these racist Harambe anecdotes would not be tolerated:


Well first of all, “Harambe” and “Harambee” are different words. But don’t let that get in the way of a stern talking to from an SJW. These RA’s have officially done the unthinkable – killed Harambe AGAIN!! And all in the name of social progress. They have banned students from using the name of a popular Cincinnati gorilla because pussy triggered college kids are running to their safe space every time they hear it. And instead of telling these whiny naniburgers to have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up, the RA’s crafted this email and announced that they’ve added “Harambe” to their never ending list of banned words.

Not only is the word banned outright, it will also now be viewed as a “direct attack” on African-American students. Not indirect – DIRECT!! Ya got that? Words DIRECTLY attack people now. They transform into human beings and punch SJW’s right in the face. Welcome to college in 2016.

It’s all just so backwards and insane. If white kids writing jokes about a dead gorilla triggers you or makes you feel unsafe, then you’re just not mature enough to be living on your own at a major university. Twenty years ago you would’ve been laughed at (and rightfully so) if you went crying to your RA about something like this. But now we have to bend over backwards and police harmless speech because you spend all day looking for things to be offended by. That’s the problem right there. We don’t mock people anymore. A public mocking used to set you on the right track because you never wanted to be mocked again. Now you become a tragic hero.

If I’m a kid in this dorm at UMass this only makes me come back harder. Harambe EVERYTHING!! There’s literally nothing these RA’s can do. They don’t have any real authority. They’re not bigger than the United States Constitution. If they even thought about punishing someone for doing this they’d get their pants sued off. So if you’re a UMass student do NOT let these fascists kill Harambe again. Keep doing you and enjoying that sweet delicious freedom. Harambe didn’t die so that some dipshit RA could call him a microaggression.

P.S. If you know who these RA’s “Colleen and Ryan” are (their last names) please send us a message. We’d like to learn all about them and give them the Trigglypuff/Jennie Chenkin treatment.


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26 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    September 9, 2016 at 2:10 pm

    The Nazis had defined residential communities, too. They called them ghettos. There was a big one in Warsaw. Featured rather prominently in Schindler’s List.

    Fuck these pussies. #DicksOutForHarambe

  • Greg
    September 8, 2016 at 3:09 pm

    Pretty racist of these little fascists to make such a connection. Ive never associated Harambe with black people I doubt any decent person would.

  • Joe Max
    September 6, 2016 at 1:09 pm

    These are the people who can check the magic box too. Nothing like making your own laws and rules for the occasion. Let’s rewrite the First Amendment too. They should feel lucky, they’re going to school there. Especially with all their off-the-hook perks !

  • Tarzan
    September 6, 2016 at 11:42 am

    Dicks out for Harambe lads! It’s the only way to fight it, screw Title IX.

  • Fawn Liebowitz
    September 6, 2016 at 9:13 am

    I just dropped my kid off at Umass on Saturday and I love the idea that they all are going to live in one house. At least the rational thinking students can identify them and avoid them like the plague. And make no mistake about it, this SJW is a plague.

  • Chris From Georgia
    September 6, 2016 at 8:58 am

    This is all a bunch of HARAMBE!!!

  • Truth hurts
    September 6, 2016 at 8:40 am

  • fordsnharleys
    September 6, 2016 at 7:57 am

    I’m trying to figure out how white boards replaced black boards and no one noticed.

    • Sal Monella
      September 6, 2016 at 8:31 am

      I was sent to Guam to solve a US Navy issue. Despite my clearance and qualifications I was deemed unqualified for the task until I completed “sensitivity training”. There I learned that YOU are a racist! The objects you are referring to are not “white boards” or “black boards” but “erasable marker boards” because assigning a color to them is racist. I pointed out that neither black nor white are colors as one is the mixture of all colors and one is the absence of color and was promptly berated by the instructor (there is the right way, the wrong way and the Navy way…). Further to erase said boards one erases up and down, not left and right as that makes your ass wiggle and that sends sexual signals to the audience.

      The training exists today in every branch of our snowflaked services. We will quickly lose the next big war despite the heroes on the front lines because there are cowards behind them.

  • Barnyard
    September 6, 2016 at 7:05 am

    Ya..just look around Worcester. No barbarians here. WTF

  • BobnMic please go away
    September 6, 2016 at 6:58 am

    BobnMic – GO AWAY!!! Nobody reads you posts!

  • BobnMic
    September 6, 2016 at 2:33 am

    Says Danzel Jones, a junior in Communication, who was drawn to Harambee after transferring: “It’s a place for building your network, for building relationships with people from your own race.”

    Ok enough already. What about the Human Race as one? As one people. So sick of this one “race” crap like all other human beings do not matter.

    We all fucking matter! Everyone of us!

    Am I way off track with this simple concept? Sounds like a good idea to me – Human Beings as one people. I mean – we all know that we all can exchange organs at any time from any culture of Human Beings correct? Ya know – heart, kidneys etc.? Or do we not know this? If so then fucking get with it people for God sake.

    Speaking of God – religion is what is dividing our world currently and this is equally as insane. We are one race. The Human Race. We worship our Gods they way we want to. There is no reason why we cannot all just exist in peace. Is this such a bad idea?

    If not then we are fucked pure and simple. It’s fucking 2016 and we are not Barbarians…

  • Chris Martel
    September 6, 2016 at 2:30 am

    Academically qualified to be at UMass, and they still don’t know how to proofread?

    “using popularizes phrases/hashtags”. Pretty sure they word should be popular or popularized.

    The world is not a giant safe space, and these special little cream filled snowflakes need to grow up and face the harsh reality that they do not have the right to not be offended.

    • publius
      September 6, 2016 at 11:03 pm

      Yet another reason why American Blacks will continue to struggle and African immigrants will succeed.

  • Reddog
    September 6, 2016 at 1:19 am

    The Liz Warren era.

  • The Guy Kevin Lynch Murdered
    September 6, 2016 at 12:09 am

    So UMASS is sanctioning free speech now and segregating housing based off skin color….because of progress? What kind of crazy looney toon time do we live in?

  • September 5, 2016 at 11:49 pm

    Good day, I am writing this message from the grave. There’s just too many thin-skinned, soft-as-puppy-shit pussies out there today, so I felt compelled to chime in. I just wanted to say that I, Harambe, approve of white people writing, ‘Harambe’ because it is not racist (suck my gorilla dick of you think it is, you fucking PUSSY), and, let’s talk about it: it was a black kid that got me killed after all, wasn’t it? Thank you.

    • BantugorillaOFFICIAL
      September 6, 2016 at 4:41 pm

      Harambe wasn’t a boy, you’re not the real harambe.

  • me1333
    September 5, 2016 at 11:33 pm

    Trigglypuff treatment! You guys are great!

  • Shackleford
    September 5, 2016 at 11:26 pm

    Suck my balls, Kevin Lynch.

  • Kevin Lynch
    September 5, 2016 at 11:21 pm

    Ok, I want to state that I have done a lot of work reforming Turtleboy into a good student. Brett has to wear his muzzle and other animals have been caged.

    Don’t screw this up now when Turtleboy opens tomorrow afternoon you all are to be on your best behavior.

    Don’t push me into having to report you all.

    • The Guy Kevin Lynch Murdered
      September 6, 2016 at 12:07 am

      Eat a bag of dick Kevin

    • Kevin lynch is a bitch
      September 6, 2016 at 12:45 am

      Kevin lynch is a murderer!!!

    • Harambe
      September 6, 2016 at 11:00 am

      I wasn’t shot… Kevin Lynch killed me with a golf club. He then proceeded to use his white privilege and political favors to create a mass cover up. Don’t let me die in vain!!

  • wtatnuckgangsta
    September 5, 2016 at 11:13 pm

    Thank our Lord Savior for Turtleboy, otherwise I’d have no clue what the fuck what going on in this SJW realm. My full time job and exercise and responsibilities all get in the fuckin way.

  • JessinMass
    September 5, 2016 at 11:09 pm

    The only special floors at Umass when we were there in the 90s were for smart kids and old people. Separating by demographic is nothing new. But we called them smart and old… No one was offended by labeling.
    I would have definitely lived on the floor that had whiskey socials on Sundays and celebrated all things Irish. Oh wait, we did that. We just got plastered in our rooms and ate some Antonio’s. We should have called it Park Ave!

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