College is back in session which can only mean one thing – microaggressions are in full swing. And it just so happens that Harambe is so hot in the streets right now with the young kids. For whatever reason the famous dead gorilla from the Cincinnati Zoo has become an Internet meme again, and everyone born after 1993 can’t dropping his name in hilarious anecdotes. Check out this graph of Harambe’s epic comeback:
Now, apparently there is a dorm at UMass called Sycamore, and they have a program called “Defined Residential Communities,” (DRC) which allow students who have “similar backgrounds, cultures, or identities” to live with one another and share experiences. Read all about the DRC’s UMass has to offer here. In other words, UMass Amherst has sanctioned segregation. Because…..social progress!!
Anyway in the Sycamore dorm one of these DRC’s is called “Harambee” which has been in existence for a few years. Way before Harambe the gorilla became an internet meme. Note that Harambee is spelt differently for this DRC. Here’s the meaning behind it:
“Harambee, Swahili for “the pulling together point” or “the point at which things come together”, is a community that honors African and African American history and culture. This community is designed to support students who are of African descent, identify within the African Diaspora.”
Translation – no white people allowed. They have group events such as “Soul Sister Sundays:
And according to one resident it’s great because you can build relationships with people….from your own race:
Says Danzel Jones, a junior in Communication, who was drawn to Harambee after transferring: “It’s a place for building your network, for building relationships with people from your own race.”
This is how insane and backwards social justice warriors are. Literally pushing for segregation. Teaching students that it’s important to narrow your world to people who look like you and network within this exclusive community. Ya know, the exact opposite of everything Martin Luther King Jr. addressed in the “I Have A Dream” speech.
Anyway, like I said earlier, Harambe memes are so hot right now:
And some college freshmen in Sycamore have apparently been writing Harambe jokes on their friend’s white boards (which are on the outside of most college dorms, and were used for communication before texting was a thing). Little did these racist freshmen know that this was in fact a microaggression.
So some RA’s named Colleen and Ryan had to send them all an email to let them know that these racist Harambe anecdotes would not be tolerated:
— Jarod Sasdi (@JarodSasdi13) September 5, 2016
Well first of all, “Harambe” and “Harambee” are different words. But don’t let that get in the way of a stern talking to from an SJW. These RA’s have officially done the unthinkable – killed Harambe AGAIN!! And all in the name of social progress. They have banned students from using the name of a popular Cincinnati gorilla because pussy triggered college kids are running to their safe space every time they hear it. And instead of telling these whiny naniburgers to have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up, the RA’s crafted this email and announced that they’ve added “Harambe” to their never ending list of banned words.
Not only is the word banned outright, it will also now be viewed as a “direct attack” on African-American students. Not indirect – DIRECT!! Ya got that? Words DIRECTLY attack people now. They transform into human beings and punch SJW’s right in the face. Welcome to college in 2016.
It’s all just so backwards and insane. If white kids writing jokes about a dead gorilla triggers you or makes you feel unsafe, then you’re just not mature enough to be living on your own at a major university. Twenty years ago you would’ve been laughed at (and rightfully so) if you went crying to your RA about something like this. But now we have to bend over backwards and police harmless speech because you spend all day looking for things to be offended by. That’s the problem right there. We don’t mock people anymore. A public mocking used to set you on the right track because you never wanted to be mocked again. Now you become a tragic hero.
If I’m a kid in this dorm at UMass this only makes me come back harder. Harambe EVERYTHING!! There’s literally nothing these RA’s can do. They don’t have any real authority. They’re not bigger than the United States Constitution. If they even thought about punishing someone for doing this they’d get their pants sued off. So if you’re a UMass student do NOT let these fascists kill Harambe again. Keep doing you and enjoying that sweet delicious freedom. Harambe didn’t die so that some dipshit RA could call him a microaggression.
P.S. If you know who these RA’s “Colleen and Ryan” are (their last names) please send us a message. We’d like to learn all about them and give them the Trigglypuff/Jennie Chenkin treatment.
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