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Yesterday we blogged about the trap queen”mother” from New Bedford who left her newborn baby unattended in a running vehicle at a gas station for at least five minutes while she went inside and bought scratch tickets and Newports:

Video: New Bedford Trap Queen Leaves Baby In Running Car For 5 Minutes While She Buys Scratch Tickets And Cigarettes

This video was seen a bajillion times:

And next thing you know WBZ’s David Wade was quoting our story to report that this happened:

Ride. The. Turtle. Ride it hard.

Turns out the All-Star Mom is actually from Acushnet:

But when you travel to New Bedford it tends to bring out the worst in everyone.

Anyway, the guy who shot this video is named Bryan Amaral. If Bryan is reading this we’d like to send him a free t-shirt for doing what more people need to start doing when they see shitty parenting like this. So feel free to contact us and we’ll make it happen.

Of course when this video went viral it brought out some of the Internet’s finest, many of whom found fault in the responsible actions of Mr. Amaral….

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Just to review, he’s mad that Bryan Amaral said to the girl, “I don’t have to ask you shit” when the 20 year old mother told him he needed her permission to tape her. Good thing Wall Watchman has his priorities straight. Sure, a child was put in immediate danger by a mother who clearly has no business having children. But that pales in comparison to the FOUL LANGUAGE!!!!

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Oh man, someone in New Bedford called another person a “dumb bitch?” Stop the fight!!! No one in New Bedford swears. Ever!! But you’re right Stephanie, she’s not a dog. Dogs take good care of their puppies.

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Here we go with the “no one is perfect” routine. It’s the ultimate excuse for slug rake behavior. Literally gets scumbags out of ANYTHING. Aaron Hernandez killed a guy, but who am I to judge? No one’s perfect!!! Some of us pay our phone bill three days late, and others leave their babies in running cars for five minutes while they buy blunts. These things are all equal.

In any Facebook thread things don’t get really fun until the people with the run on sentences start showing up:

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I can just picture the steam coming out of her ears as she typed away diligently. The sense of satisfaction she felt after hitting the enter button was probably borderline orgasmic. Oh, she asked the guy pumping gas to watch her newborn? Well then, that settles that!! But where was he during the video, because I don’t remember seeing him once. What did he do to protect the baby from the stranger with a video camera that was directly next to the baby the entire time? Oh well, these are dumb questions because this woman right here claims that Breanna Magrath is a good mother:

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Yes. Yes we do expect her to pick the carseat up out of the base and walk into the store with the baby. Absolutely. Anyone who has had a newborn knows that this really isn’t very difficult. The baby can remain asleep while she goes inside and spends the baby’s non-existent college fund on five quick pics and some EZ Wides.

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Or he could’ve done both? Ya know, because when a million people view the video chances are a bunch of them are gonna call the cops. Don’t take my word for it, take it from the State Police themselves who commended him for taping this mufftacular mother of the year.

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Then there’s this:

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No. Just no. This needs to stop. I know some things have changed over the years, but can we stop pretending that our parents were all negligent deadbeats who put us all in dangerous situations our entire lives? Never once was it ever normal to leave an unattended baby in a running vehicle in New Bedford. Ever.

Finally there was this:

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Everybody is able to have their own opinions. That’s the hot take of the day right there. Strong point Cheryl. Strong.


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28 Comment(s)
  • Turtleboy Customer Service
    September 4, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    Kevin you make absolutely 0 (ZERO) sense. Your ramblings about police and fire being held responsible and that cops are the biggest cheats. The fact that you call someone fat is laughable considering you have blown up like a tic! You are a complete and utter failure in life. You are a convicted murderer, a convicted stalker, you have been found guilty of assaulting police, and you are guilty of peeking into FSU dorms to give yourself a pants tent for realzies! You are a gutterslug and a piece of worthless garbage. We here at Turtleboy do not dislike anyone however we do not like you ! Please feel free to run into a knife.

  • Stu Pidazzo
    September 3, 2016 at 8:56 am

    Totally agree with the sentiment, but I don’t think you need to embellish the story. The videographer gives you an approximate time from when she left to when he started, so total time away is 3 minutes. And you claim she’s buying lottery tickets, cigarettes, or rolling papers. I can’t tell what is in her hand as the video isn’t clear enough.

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      kevi packs a mean 9 iron
      September 3, 2016 at 11:39 am

      Maybe you missed the story last year of the guy that went into Dunks and someone drove off with his kid.

      • Stu Pidazzo
        September 4, 2016 at 7:13 am

        I said I agree with the sentiment of the story. Would it be any less horrible what she did if the article said the baby was left alone for 3 minutes and that mom bought gas station sushi, a diet cherry coke, and a pakage of baby wipes? No! So why embellish?

  • Reddog
    September 3, 2016 at 2:57 am

    Jesus Christ,,,who shit in your corn flakes today Kevin?

  • Kevin Lynch
    September 2, 2016 at 11:26 pm

    What the fuck would you do if there wasn’t anyone to complain about? All you people are is drunks. Bar room know it alls sitting around talking about everyone else. Snorting cocaine. Marrying woman who where bar pigs and coke whore and badge jumpers.

    Cops are the biggest cheats. And what about the cops who beat their wives? They are different than your average woman beater??????

    Then the other half have lost their balls so they stock pile weapon s and go to shooting ranges because it makes them feel manly.

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      kevi packs a mean 9 iron
      September 3, 2016 at 11:37 am

      ll you people are is drunks.

      Best sentence of all time!

    • Wabbitt
      September 6, 2016 at 2:19 pm

      Project your inadequacy a little bit more.

  • Kevin Lynch
    September 2, 2016 at 11:22 pm

    Not surprising that fox 25 picked it up with that fat fuck loud mouth who would be working at Burger King himself if fox news didn’t exist as the atmosphere is there with corn ball Mr self rightous lavanchy the fresh mouth trouble making bitch.

    And all the Republican radio host bitches as all they do is talk about others. Worry about your own lives. I thought Republicans stood for that. Worry about your fucking self.

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      kevi packs a mean 9 iron
      September 3, 2016 at 11:36 am

      People are just nasty.

      Is “people” code for your mom’s love canal?

  • Kevin Lynch
    September 2, 2016 at 11:18 pm

    It is time to start holding police and fire responsible when they drive shit faced. When they do drugs. When they turn the other way and allow drug dealers to deal in neighborhoods.
    When they park in handicap spots and in the fucking fire lanes and running lanes when off duty.
    It is time to shame the Republicans like the ones out here with their filthy mouths. Fiesty is a sex pig slut. No one can tell me that she still doesn’t do threesome while her kids are unattended.

    • ProfessorM
      September 2, 2016 at 11:39 pm

      Seriously, Kevin, shut the fuck up. You are not now, nor wil you ever (thank fucking GOD) ever be a parent. You don’t know the first fucking thing about parenting. You’re a jackass, with a pedophile boyfriend, who lives in his mom’s basement.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      September 3, 2016 at 12:01 am

      Kevin, you know nothing about me. You accused me of being Margaret, and then this girl named Vanessa…then you accuse me of being related to someone from TB… Spin the fucking wheel for the 117th time and maybe you will get it right this time. Making up a bunch of stories about EVERYONE here….no one even believes you because you are absolutely insane.

      In the mean time, go polish your golf club, murderer.

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      kevi packs a mean 9 iron
      September 3, 2016 at 11:34 am

      Kev can I tittie fuck those man boobs?

  • Kevin Lynch
    September 2, 2016 at 11:08 pm

    If it was a Mercedes suv you wouldn’t have done shit about it. Here in Fitchburg a women left her two kids alone with a tank of gas.and an open fire. Both kids got burned. What do you people do? You don’t call the police , you don’t call DCF but you start a go fund and you fill it with cash.

    Double standard and two sets of rules. How many turtleriders have taken their children in the bar with them? Left them alone in the house?

    One turtlerider even admitted to leaving her kids in the car. There was no need for criminal charges.

    I say if this is going to be routine for Republicans to stalk people then we must take video of them. We must hold these people accountable for everything.

    Like tory rose out here talking about everyone but that bimbo just put her life together and now thinks she is better than everyone else.

    People are just nasty. Fuck that guy who took a video as they should arrest him for video taping an infant. Fucking stalkers with nothing better to do in their lives but bother others.

    Fucking whinos and former drug addicts passing judgment on others as they are hairdressers who op need their legs for a married man with a badge.

    • PG
      September 3, 2016 at 9:37 pm

      Kevin Lynch is a convicted murderer that went to jail for 7 years for manslaughter after beating a man to death with a golf club

    • TB
      September 4, 2016 at 6:20 pm

      Passing judgment? Pretty sure you raped and murdered somebody, so how shold I judge you? You ass should be rotting in prison STILL for the people’s lives that you’ve ruined. Shut the fuck up and go run for mayor you useless piece of human excrement.

    • Wabbitt
      September 6, 2016 at 2:17 pm

      Leave it to the murderer to come to the defense of leaving anow infant unattended in a running car.

      You will literally take whatever side opposite of TB. I swear, if Turtleboy said Hitler was evil, you’d say we don’t know everything and that his actions may have been justified.

  • Kevins mom
    September 2, 2016 at 3:12 pm

    We left kevin alone alone all the time. No takers and he wouldn’t leave… Just like now. You’ve ruined our lives, take your hobo prostitute boyfriend and leave

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    September 2, 2016 at 3:12 pm

    Great job once again TB! Put em in a hole and bury em!

  • old timer
    September 2, 2016 at 2:19 pm

    We all have made some mistakes in our lives, but hopefully not ONE that will endanger the lives of our babies. Se is too young to have the responsibility. Should have swallowed instead.

    • Tf
      September 3, 2016 at 1:50 pm

      Also, another dummy with music blasting in a car with a little one. Nice way to hurt your baby’s hearing. If they only knew what it does do small eardrums. Idiots.

  • AJ
    September 2, 2016 at 2:15 pm

    Priceless. A video showing which is clearly neglect, the police get involved, DCF is notified. But all of us level headed and responsible people should not rush to judgement because we don’t know the whole story????

    WHOLE STORY——-child left in an unattended, running car. Caught on video! Did we miss anything?

    • Auburnite
      September 2, 2016 at 3:33 pm

      This whole situation makes my head hurt! I’ve done some dumb shit-there isnt a perfect parent alive . That being said, all one has to do is read any news channel on almost any day to know THIS was an oh here i am, unlocked, baby in tow, purse on seat, and car running, ready for the taking type situation! Funny when people comment, they fail to remember real incidents that have happened. You never know who or what is lurking nearby. This girl is lucky this guy was the one and not a pedophile.

  • Louisiana Ragin' Cajun Porky Piggin'
    September 2, 2016 at 2:13 pm

    Dayum Crystal Bumpus!! Where you been my whole life, girl? That’s some deep ass titty cleavage right there, woman!!

    I’d motorboat it, but I don’t have SCUBA equipment on board… I’m gonna need a bigger boat for those waves, baby girl!

    Gettin’ me harder than Chinese algebra on a tilt-a-whirl baby… Oh yeah!!

    • juror seven
      September 2, 2016 at 2:41 pm

      Thanks Ragin Cajun, that is the top comment of the week. Just watch out for any gumbo around the love canal.

      • Louisiana Ragin' Cajun Porky Piggin'
        September 2, 2016 at 2:46 pm

        Will do! But I bet she tastes like corn liquor, bacon, and bad decisions in that quarter…. Whee doggy!!

  • KimberlyS
    September 2, 2016 at 2:10 pm

    I think this comment from Wall Watchman (yeah, that’s a real name) is my favorite:

    “Anybody can speak dirty. No efforts needed. Speaking good requires much.”

    That last sentence is SUCH a prize 😀

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