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    Saw this picture posted on City Councilor Michael Gaffney’s page. Apparently he was at the Wonder Bar and this woman was doing this to him for 10 minutes straight:

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    LOL. When you finally decide to go for that haircut you’re basically giving up on ever looking young again. It’s the official haircut of “I’m surrendering to menopause.” Gaffney does do a lot of divorce law, and since by the looks of this woman there’s a 99.9% chance she’s been divorced at least once or twice, maybe he represented her husband? Just throwing it out there.

    Anyway, there’s a 150% chance this woman held a sign for Joe Petty at some point and frequently uses the phrase, “I’m with her.” I guess this is just the kind of hilarity you deal with when you’re one of the only City Councilors who constantly calls out the McGovern/Augustus/Petty/Giorgio Crime Family on their bullshit. This is how you know you’re doing something right as a politician. When a woman with that kind of haircut gives you the bird for ten minutes but can’t even look you in the eyes. Classic.

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    Discussion

    1. Clive Turtleboy


      Hey look, two birds of a feather!

    2. Tom


      I’ll have a vinegar and water please

    3. Boss Tweed


      This is my IQ

    4. Boss Tweed


      You don’t want to know where that finger has been.

    5. John B


      Hello, I’ll be Your waiter Mike…..I’m here to Serve You.

    6. JustHereToWinAmug


      When you give one of your matches on the Our Time dating site a chance because you’re sick of streaming The L word on Netflix

    7. Clives not racist, just ask him


      Fuck you

    8. Ms. Lotta Leadpipe


      I wanna hate fuck you.

    9. Boss Tweed


      She’s the Goalie of the Dart team

    10. 1776


      Do you know sign language?

    11. Don James McGovern


      What a handsome, thought provoking, and surely intelligent specimen.

      For a white woman.

    12. Coffee j Roche


      I would happily put this finger up your ass if you could stop being so boring.

    13. B


      Sending a big fuck you to the man who represented her ex husband in court when she wouldn’t fuck him

    14. Jake from Statefarm


      In my opinion, a bitter unfulfilled woman , craving attention and notoriety by slyly giving another person a rude gesture. Too cowardly to simply give him the “bird” outright. You wonder why the Younger generation is rude and unappreciative ….. They have people like this old woman for a role model

    15. Madame Turtle


      …and there’s more where that came from!

    16. Mike


      Is he looking this way, do you think he sees me

    17. tom payne


      Im here to eat som “za” and rock this rachel maddow butch while flipping some birdsies an im all outta “za”

    18. Beanz


      Say it like dos Equis guy…

      I don’t always say fuck you with my finger, but when I do, it’s while I’m on my Christian mingle blind date sporting my Kate plus 8 cut and my previous divorce attorney is smirking at me

    19. colleen


      ‘Resting bitch finger”

    20. God Save the Queen


      This is the size of my dooshenozzle. Literally.

    21. BobnMic


      Hey if Mike’s not looking at this with my new lesbian haircut – should I flash my saggy tits while I still look away?

      1. BobnMic


        Or addendum:

        Hey if Mike’s not looking at this with my new lesbian haircut – should I flash my saggy tits while I still look away at you Jerry Garcia?

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