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Caption Contest: Free Turtleboy Mug For Best Caption Of Crusty Worcester Woman Giving City Councilor Mike Gaffney The Bird

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Saw this picture posted on City Councilor Michael Gaffney’s page. Apparently he was at the Wonder Bar and this woman was doing this to him for 10 minutes straight:

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LOL. When you finally decide to go for that haircut you’re basically giving up on ever looking young again. It’s the official haircut of “I’m surrendering to menopause.” Gaffney does do a lot of divorce law, and since by the looks of this woman there’s a 99.9% chance she’s been divorced at least once or twice, maybe he represented her husband? Just throwing it out there.

Anyway, there’s a 150% chance this woman held a sign for Joe Petty at some point and frequently uses the phrase, “I’m with her.” I guess this is just the kind of hilarity you deal with when you’re one of the only City Councilors who constantly calls out the McGovern/Augustus/Petty/Giorgio Crime Family on their bullshit. This is how you know you’re doing something right as a politician. When a woman with that kind of haircut gives you the bird for ten minutes but can’t even look you in the eyes. Classic.

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22 Comment(s)
  • BobnMic
    September 13, 2016 at 3:11 am

    Hey if Mike’s not looking at this with my new lesbian haircut – should I flash my saggy tits while I still look away?

    • BobnMic
      September 13, 2016 at 3:27 am

      Or addendum:

      Hey if Mike’s not looking at this with my new lesbian haircut – should I flash my saggy tits while I still look away at you Jerry Garcia?

  • God Save the Queen
    September 12, 2016 at 12:14 am

    This is the size of my dooshenozzle. Literally.

  • colleen
    September 11, 2016 at 11:11 pm

    ‘Resting bitch finger”

  • Beanz
    September 11, 2016 at 3:05 pm

    Say it like dos Equis guy…

    I don’t always say fuck you with my finger, but when I do, it’s while I’m on my Christian mingle blind date sporting my Kate plus 8 cut and my previous divorce attorney is smirking at me

  • tom payne
    September 11, 2016 at 12:38 pm

    Im here to eat som “za” and rock this rachel maddow butch while flipping some birdsies an im all outta “za”

  • Mike
    September 11, 2016 at 10:17 am

    Is he looking this way, do you think he sees me

  • Madame Turtle
    September 11, 2016 at 8:35 am

    …and there’s more where that came from!

  • Jake from Statefarm
    September 11, 2016 at 6:15 am

    In my opinion, a bitter unfulfilled woman , craving attention and notoriety by slyly giving another person a rude gesture. Too cowardly to simply give him the “bird” outright. You wonder why the Younger generation is rude and unappreciative ….. They have people like this old woman for a role model

  • B
    September 11, 2016 at 1:10 am

    Sending a big fuck you to the man who represented her ex husband in court when she wouldn’t fuck him

  • Coffee j Roche
    September 11, 2016 at 12:15 am

    I would happily put this finger up your ass if you could stop being so boring.

  • Don James McGovern
    September 10, 2016 at 11:35 pm

    What a handsome, thought provoking, and surely intelligent specimen.

    For a white woman.

  • 1776
    September 10, 2016 at 11:08 pm

    Do you know sign language?

  • Boss Tweed
    September 10, 2016 at 9:29 pm

    She’s the Goalie of the Dart team

  • Ms. Lotta Leadpipe
    September 10, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    I wanna hate fuck you.

  • Clives not racist, just ask him
    September 10, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    Fuck you

  • JustHereToWinAmug
    September 10, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    When you give one of your matches on the Our Time dating site a chance because you’re sick of streaming The L word on Netflix

  • John B
    September 10, 2016 at 8:55 pm

    Hello, I’ll be Your waiter Mike…..I’m here to Serve You.

  • Boss Tweed
    September 10, 2016 at 8:54 pm

    You don’t want to know where that finger has been.

  • Boss Tweed
    September 10, 2016 at 8:51 pm

    This is my IQ

  • Tom
    September 10, 2016 at 8:49 pm

    I’ll have a vinegar and water please

  • Clive Turtleboy
    September 10, 2016 at 8:40 pm

    Hey look, two birds of a feather!

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