Saw this picture posted on City Councilor Michael Gaffney’s page. Apparently he was at the Wonder Bar and this woman was doing this to him for 10 minutes straight:
LOL. When you finally decide to go for that haircut you’re basically giving up on ever looking young again. It’s the official haircut of “I’m surrendering to menopause.” Gaffney does do a lot of divorce law, and since by the looks of this woman there’s a 99.9% chance she’s been divorced at least once or twice, maybe he represented her husband? Just throwing it out there.
Anyway, there’s a 150% chance this woman held a sign for Joe Petty at some point and frequently uses the phrase, “I’m with her.” I guess this is just the kind of hilarity you deal with when you’re one of the only City Councilors who constantly calls out the McGovern/Augustus/Petty/Giorgio Crime Family on their bullshit. This is how you know you’re doing something right as a politician. When a woman with that kind of haircut gives you the bird for ten minutes but can’t even look you in the eyes. Classic.
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