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Saw this picture posted on City Councilor Michael Gaffney’s page. Apparently he was at the Wonder Bar and this woman was doing this to him for 10 minutes straight:
LOL. When you finally decide to go for that haircut you’re basically giving up on ever looking young again. It’s the official haircut of “I’m surrendering to menopause.” Gaffney does do a lot of divorce law, and since by the looks of this woman there’s a 99.9% chance she’s been divorced at least once or twice, maybe he represented her husband? Just throwing it out there.
Anyway, there’s a 150% chance this woman held a sign for Joe Petty at some point and frequently uses the phrase, “I’m with her.” I guess this is just the kind of hilarity you deal with when you’re one of the only City Councilors who constantly calls out the McGovern/Augustus/Petty/Giorgio Crime Family on their bullshit. This is how you know you’re doing something right as a politician. When a woman with that kind of haircut gives you the bird for ten minutes but can’t even look you in the eyes. Classic.
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22 Comment(s)
Hey if Mike’s not looking at this with my new lesbian haircut – should I flash my saggy tits while I still look away?
Or addendum:
Hey if Mike’s not looking at this with my new lesbian haircut – should I flash my saggy tits while I still look away at you Jerry Garcia?
This is the size of my dooshenozzle. Literally.
‘Resting bitch finger”
Say it like dos Equis guy…
I don’t always say fuck you with my finger, but when I do, it’s while I’m on my Christian mingle blind date sporting my Kate plus 8 cut and my previous divorce attorney is smirking at me
Im here to eat som “za” and rock this rachel maddow butch while flipping some birdsies an im all outta “za”
Is he looking this way, do you think he sees me
…and there’s more where that came from!
In my opinion, a bitter unfulfilled woman , craving attention and notoriety by slyly giving another person a rude gesture. Too cowardly to simply give him the “bird” outright. You wonder why the Younger generation is rude and unappreciative ….. They have people like this old woman for a role model
Sending a big fuck you to the man who represented her ex husband in court when she wouldn’t fuck him
I would happily put this finger up your ass if you could stop being so boring.
What a handsome, thought provoking, and surely intelligent specimen.
For a white woman.
Do you know sign language?
She’s the Goalie of the Dart team
I wanna hate fuck you.
Fuck you
When you give one of your matches on the Our Time dating site a chance because you’re sick of streaming The L word on Netflix
Hello, I’ll be Your waiter Mike…..I’m here to Serve You.
You don’t want to know where that finger has been.
This is my IQ
I’ll have a vinegar and water please
Hey look, two birds of a feather!