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This Thing Just Wrote The Most Insane Email Ever Demanding An Apology To Her And Trigglypuff

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Our good friend and failed social justice warrior Jennie Chenkin just can’t stop poking the turtle. We want to stop writing about her, we really do. But she just won’t allow us to move on. The Hampshire College junior wrote a really long email to the UMass Student Government Association, demanding a whole bunch of hilarious things. The dumb things she wrote are in italics, followed by our rational thoughts in bold.

Hello all,

My name is Jennie Chenkin. I am a Hampshire College junior on a pre-law track with a concentration in political theory, carceral studies, and conflict resolution. I am writing this email because I have been harassed mercilessly online following “The Triggering” event and I have reason to believe that UMass Republicans have endorsed this harassment and libel against me.

“Law” and “conflict resolution” are probably career paths you should steer far away from Jennie. Just sayin. 

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On Monday night, I attended the event “The Triggering” hosted by UMass Republicans in protest of the panelists they had chosen to bring in to speak on “social justice, feminism, trigger warnings, microaggressions, and more.”  My friends and I held up a banner outside the venue that said “content warning: bigotry inside” and we passed out fliers which explained what we believe political correctness stands for.  When the panelists came on stage, we booed and heckled and disrupted, because that was what we were there to do.  We wanted to send a message that even if the majority of the room agreed with what was being said, there were people in the community who adamantly disagreed, and that we were also allowed to make our voices heard under free speech laws.  We wanted to send a message that harmful opinions like the ones held and endorsed by the panelists are not welcome at UMass or in the Five College community. 

Wrong. Opinions endorsed by the panelists are absolutely welcomed at UMass because UMass is a college in the United States, a country that endorses free speech. 

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While I frankly found the event absolutely reprehensible, it proceeded without extraordinary incident.

No, there were many, many incidents. Several protesters were kicked out and Trigglypuff made Internet history for being the biggest asshole ever. 

On Tuesday morning, I awoke to a notification from Facebook, indicating someone had tagged me in a comment on the event page for “The Triggering.”  Someone by the name of Clarence Emerson (who I later learned is actually Aidan Kearney, a UMass alum, sexual predator, and professional bully) had tagged me in his comment with this article attached, referring to me in the comment as “little boy” you can see by reading the blog post, it contains libelous language against me and screenshots of comments I posted on the event page for “The Triggering”. 

Hey Jennie, you have no idea what libel is. Libel involves malicious lies. All we did is reproduce the stupid things you wrote on Facebook and make fun of you for it. Those aren’t lies, they’re opinions about the stupid things that you wrote. But please, keep throwing that word around like you know what it means. You’re only embarrassing yourself more than you already have. 


I have been advised by my attorney that both the harassment and the use of my comments are illegal — the use of my comments being an infringement of copyright law as outlined by Facebook, where individuals hold copyright law over everything they post, even comments posted on public pages.

You don’t have an attorney. You have the Hampshire College “counsel” Joanna Olin, who wrote a cease and desist email to the wrong email address. We laughed a her because she is a joke, just like you. If she told you they were illegal it’s only because she wanted you to shut the fuck up. But trust me, all of the things you just said about copyright infringement on Facebook are utterly idiotic and a real lawyer would laugh at you. 

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Legalities aside, I have now been put in personal danger because Aidan Kearney has demonized me and posted my personal information on a public website which caters to anti-social justice people who hate me and people like me. Aidan Kearney has taken it upon himself to publish two more articles about me, each getting progressively more aggressive in content.

Oh look, another person who thinks they know who Turtleboy is. Unfortunately none of our bloggers go by that name. You just read an article on a website that is being sued for $500,000 because they have a past history of making things up as they go along, and you took it as fact. See, we don’t make up lies, but you do. 

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Most recently, he has made a post about me being arrested in my home state several months ago. Though I take full responsibility for engaging in the action which led to my arrest, this is something I have been very ashamed of and embarrassed about, and until this point I have kept it a very private matter for that reason. I no longer have that luxury and I am worried that this string of harassing and revealing blog posts about me may prevent me from getting a summer job, which I desperately need in order to be able to pay for the last year of my undergraduate education before I go to law school.

Newsflash – your arrest last summer was never private. We found it by Googling your name. You are a criminal, a burglar, and a thief. You got caught and you were arrested. Those are facts. If you can’t get a summer job because you are a criminal, that’s not Turtleboy’s fault. 

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I understand that the individual who published this blog post no longer attends UMass and has no affiliation with the institution at this time aside from being an alum.  However, UMass Republicans approved the publicizing of the first libelous blog post about me on the event page for “The Triggering” shortly after I was tagged in the comment (see attached screenshot).  The fact that UMass Republicans published this blog post on “The Triggering” event page tells me that they condone this type of cyberbullying and that they think my public humiliation and harassment is funny and/or trivial.  I assure you it is neither of these things.  As I understand it, by publishing the link to the blog post with my information on it, UMass Republicans have endorsed the libel on the blog post and have potentially encouraged others to engage in similar behavior. I don’t need to simply make interpretations and assumptions, though. Nick Pappas, UMass Republican representative, has confirmed my suspicions (see attached screenshots).

Oh wait, you mean the people whose panel you sabotaged retweeted an article that was critical of your savage behavior? That’s so weird. Maybe it’s because you admitted on Facebook that you were planning on sabotaging their expensive event with stink bombs:

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They should be nicer. 

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The endorsement of and participation in harassment by member of UMass Republicans is not news to me.  The majority of the posts and comments on the event page for “The Triggering” contain similarly harassing, libelous, and abusive content towards people who have expressed distaste for the panelists or the event.  While I understand and respect the legal right to free speech and expression as protected by the United States Constitution and UMass’s own pluralism policy, I do not believe much of the content on this event page is protected under the pluralism policy, as it is largely blatantly disrespectful, racist, sexist, islamophobic, transphobic, and queerphobic.  Considering many UMass Amherst students (both affiliated and unaffiliated with UMass Republicans) have made harassing comments on “The Triggering” event page, I request an investigation into the conduct of UMass Amherst students on the page.  Additionally, I demand consideration be taken to the fact that UMass Republicans allowed harassment and cyberbullying to occur on a page they managed.  This concludes my first concern.

Once again, the UMass Republicans created an event page. It was invaded by fascist short-haired hippies who don’t shave their armpits. These nazis in training called them racists and other slurs, prompting several people to fire back at them. Isn’t it crazy how some people don’t just stand there and take your bullshit? 

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As for my second set of concerns: when I first drafted this email, only the one article about me had been published on the turtleboysports website, which I again acknowledge has no affiliation with UMass and is not under UMass jurisdiction. A few hours later, another blog post had been made about me on the site. A few hours after that, a video featuring my friend — taken and published illegally by Mount Holyoke sophomore and Campus Reform representative Kassy Dillon, who is also being investigated for misconduct during and after the event — was published on Youtube and shared widely throughout the conservative web. This video has been viewed in the hundreds of thousands and has been shared on Twitter by the panelists themselves. It was featured on Fox News. The blog post about my arrest followed and then another blog post, revealing the identity of my friend in the video.

Wait, let me get this straight. She’s blaming the girl who videotaped Trigglypuff? 

I don’t even know what to say. This human being somehow got into college. You can be this stupid and go to college in America. You can actually believe that it’s against the law to tape someone making a fool of themselves by intentionally disrupting an event in a public place. I didn’t even know it was possible to be this dumb. 

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On Monday night, UMass Republicans asked their audience to be open to different opinions in the name of free speech. They then allowed their panelists to call Muslims rapists and dissenters in the audience, such as myself, pussies.

You and all your friends are a bunch of pussies. This email proves it. Looks like they were right all along.

They allowed their panelists to harass students on stage.

The panelists attempted to speak and the terrorists in the crowd tried to silence them. But yea, the panelists were the ones doing the harassing. 

The panelists got applauded and paid to do so. This makes me seriously wonder what kind of ship UMass Republicans run and why UMass has allowed them to get away with this atrocious behavior. I wonder why UMass Republicans care so much about protecting free speech, but only when it aligns with their views — and when it doesn’t, I wonder why they think it’s okay to publicly harass and bully and humiliate dissenters such as myself.  All of these concerns taken together tell me that “The Triggering” event wasn’t actually about free speech. It was about the promotion of harassment and hatred. 

It looks like UMass Republicans don’t have a problem with your free speech at all. They have a problem with you denying others of their right to hear these public speakers. So then the Internet rightfully made fun of you and humiliated you and your friends because you needed to be humiliated. 

UMass recently condemned anti-semitic and anti-Muslim graffiti on campus as “hate speech” under the policy against intolerance.  While I again emphasize that I understand and respect the federal right to free speech and UMass’s pluralism policy which protects free expression on the campus, I am angered and confused as to how UMass has not similarly condemned any comments made by the panelists featured on Monday night or the harassment of protesters, like myself, that has ensued. Perhaps I am misinformed or am not fully understanding UMass policies, and if this is the case, I would like clarification.  But as far as I can tell, the failure of UMass to condemn the hate speech that was featured on the campus, hosted by the institution, and FUNDED THROUGH THE SCHOOL indicates that UMass only cares about hate speech sometimes and will at other times covertly endorse hate speech and harassment on campus and beyond.

So you and your friends disrupted three public speakers and acted like children, and you think UMass owes you an apology? Yea, I’m sure they’ll get right on that. 

On Monday night, when panelist Steven Crowder was asked by an audience member at what point hate speech crosses the line, Crowder responded with “When does free speech become hate speech? Yeah, that’s a silly question, hate speech is a figment of your imagination. If someone says something you don’t like you don’t get to call it hate speech.”

Yup. And he was 100% correct. 

 Except Crowder also says Islamophobia — that is, the irrational fear and demonization of Islam and all Muslim people — is rational and justified.  Is that not hate speech?  Did UMass and UMass Republicans not host an event which put money in the pockets of individuals who endorse hate speech? 

I’ll tell you what’s a perfectly normal thing to do. Ask the panelists, How long did it take to soak those chairs in the blood of Muslims and rape survivors, and how does it feel to be sitting in those chairs?”

Did UMass not allow UMass Republicans to host an event they knew would garner such a dramatic response?  Was the money used to pay the panelists not from members of the student body who the panelists actively hate and demonize?  Why couldn’t UMass Republicans at least be honest about their prerogatives in hosting the event?  Perhaps because those motivations were less than noble.

Their motivation was to prove a point – campus radicals are unable to act in a civilized manner when they hear speech they don’t agree with. They wanted to prove that colleges have turned into breeding grounds for fascists who silence and shout down opinions they don’t agree with. And you proved their point for them by behaving exactly as they knew you would. Because the only thing this 22 year old virgin could say is “Fuck Trump.”

In a statement given to a Five College student who will remain anonymous for their safety, UMass Republicans representative Nick Pappas stated that the group invited Milo Yiannapolous as “a funny provocateur to the college left”.  In his opening statement on Monday night, Milo said “feminism is cancer”.  I ask Nick Pappas, Kyle Boyd (President of UMass Republicans), the rest of the UMass Republicans student group, the UMass administration, and the UMass student body, how is this funny?  And how is this not creating animosity and discrimination on UMass Amherst campus towards feminists and other groups who were demonized on Monday? There is a way to go about critiquing feminism that does not equate feminism to a deadly disease or foster hatred towards feminists. 

First of all, it was a joke. An outrageous joke, but still a joke. Normal people laughed at it. It’s OK to laugh. But nevertheless, a normal person would object to this joke because some people don’t like cancer jokes. But her objection isn’t about him being offensive to cancer patients. She objects because it’s offensive towards short-haired feministos with armpit hair. Personally my favorite Milo moment was when he told one of your hippie friends that he needed to get a new stylist:

There is a way to go about critiquing Islam, or any other religion, without equating all members of the religion to terrorists.  Almost every person of color in the audience last night walked out of the room because they felt unsafe. 

No they didn’t. 

As a white woman, I felt unsafe. 

No you didn’t. 

There is a way to create open, respectful dialogues on college campuses between people who have differing views. 

Yes, by not inviting you.

Last night’s event was none of these things.

Because of you and Trigglypuff. 

I ask UMass administration and UMass Republicans,  how is the public harassment and bullying of your students and Five College students okay? Is that funny to you too?

No, it’s funny to America. The whole country is laughing at you. 

Because now my personal safety and the safety of other Five College students has been put in jeopardy.

Not it hasn’t. 

Is my personal safety a joke to you?

No, but your demand for a safe space is. 

Is my personal safety and the safety of individuals on your campus (and beyond) less important to you than the freedom to publicly humiliate people, as supposedly protected by free speech?

Yes, your imaginary delusions that you are unsafe is certainly far less important than the right to free speech. 

I ask you, UMass and UMass Republicans, why are you endorsing and condoning harassment? 

This is why:

Fuck you. Fuck you!!! Get the fuck out of here!!!!”

That’s what you did to three highly respected guests of the University as they attempted to speak. This is why no one has a problem with people shitting all over you. Because you’ve earned the privilege. 

Why are you putting me and others in danger?  This is not funny and it is not a joke and I demand action be taken to remedy this situation and prevent anything like this from ever happening again. I demand appropriate disciplinary action be taken against UMass Republicans.

Demanding is so hot with social justice warriors right now. They think their demands actually matter. LOL. Turtleboy demands you shave your pits and take a shower, but we both know that would only happen in the reign of Queen Dick. 

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I request they be met with and lectured on cyberbullying and harassment. 

A stern talking to!!!!

I request they be indicted into a probationary period and their actions monitored so as to ensure they are not endorsing behavior which puts other people in danger.


 I request an apology from UMass Republicans for condoning the harassment I and countless others have been subjected to as a result of their atrocious event on Monday. I expect a response from UMass representatives regarding the condoning of harassment, cyberbullying, and hate speech on the part of UMass Republicans and the UMass institution which hosted their event.  I will wait until 10 AM on Friday, April 29, and if I do not receive a response by then, I will escalate my demands and will go to the press about this situation. 

Escalate her demands?? Uh-oh!!!!

I have already been approached by a representative of widely popular Vice News to speak about this incident and I am more than happy to do so if I find it necessary to get my voice heard.

So let me get this straight. You have been approached by a website that is read by millions of people everyday to share your story, but you’re not doing so because you wanted to send this email first? Yea that sounds believable. 

Oh yea, and we can see on your Twitter that you’re trying very hard to reach out to ultra liberal publications about this story:

But as you can see from the fact that they’re ignoring you, no one wants to hear your side of the story. Because you are an embarrassment and no one likes you. 

I do not want to be contacted by anyone from UMass Republicans at this time. 

You don’t want to be contacted by anyone in the UMass Republicans? Then why are you reaching out to them on Twitter?


I do not give my consent for anything in this email to be republished, quoted, or otherwise disclosed in any manner unless I indicate otherwise upon being asked. 

It’s OK, no one needs your permission to publish something you wrote in an email. 

I do not give anyone permission to forward this email without asking me first. 

LOL. They certainly don’t need your permission to forward an email.  

Before brushing my demands off as extreme or an overreaction, consider that my personal safety has been jeopardized by individuals within your student body. 

No it hasn’t. 

I do not take harassment and intimidation of this caliber lightly. I have been unable to sleep or eat since Tuesday morning. 

That’s your problem. Go see a doctor. These are problems that Trigglypuff wishes she had. 

I have three finals I still need to complete, and instead I now must spend hours on the phone with my attorney, drafting email after email to get my concerns heard. 

Nah, you’re choosing to do those silly things. 

UMass Republicans have said that words are just words, and I ask them now, do they stand by that statement? 


Because the words at their event — and words that they themselves have spoken — have led others to believe that it is okay to harass and bully individuals in the way I and others have been bullied in the past two days. 

Yea, you and your friends were the ones being bullied:

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I demand, UMass, that you consider what kind of event you allowed on your campus on Monday night, what kind of behavior was endorsed, and what kind of messages you are sending to students of different races, ethnicities, gender identities, sexualities, etc., all the things you claim to protect the free expression of when you simultaneously covertly endorse harassment and hate speech.



The Jennie Chenkin saga continues. Her and Trigglypuff are the gifts that keep on giving. 



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75 Comment(s)
  • baconlover
    July 18, 2018 at 7:48 am

    Jennie Chenkin’s social security number is 141-83-1917 and her date of birth is 9-14-1994. And hey, if you need it, she’s got a New Jersey Driver’s License, and the number is c2151 08637 12912. Go to town, TurtleBoyos.

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  • Greg
    May 8, 2016 at 11:32 pm

    Can I be politically correct for just a moment? JC Can’t Understand Normal Thinking ok the PC moment has passed.

  • Publius
    May 3, 2016 at 10:21 pm

    Jennie should ask her college for a refund. Poor thing never learned to think critically.

  • Jam
    May 3, 2016 at 2:38 pm

    I just saw The Blaze is running this story. Jenny ain’t getting a job this summer.

  • Noodly Appendage
    May 3, 2016 at 12:49 pm

    Another post lost to the ether. Well poo. Maybe Triggly ate it.

  • The Indoor Finn
    May 3, 2016 at 10:16 am

    This is what happens when pompous little trophy-winner-for-participating millennials get a moment of attention. She should worry. Her future is anything but bright. Better yet, she should grab a small house on a small lot, off the grid, see if she can manage to grow some veggies and stay home as much as possible.

  • Dre Zee
    May 2, 2016 at 8:24 pm

    I am so embarassed that my region of the country spits out morons. What is especially scary is this person claims to be in prelaw and knows absolutely NOTHING about it. It is further hilarious that she complains of being a victim of the same treatment she heaps on others.

    This is what privilege looks like.

  • Gunga
    May 2, 2016 at 8:14 pm


  • BlackandWhite
    May 2, 2016 at 7:35 pm

    Looks like uneducated Fitchburg and Amherst loonies have been trolling quite a bit today.

  • Sunshine Raindrops
    May 2, 2016 at 6:24 pm

    Shame on you who judge this beautiful young girl because of her haircut. Have you even considered that she once had locks that were as long and shiny as a great river but she may have shaved them off and weaved them into wigs for little cancer kids to put a smile on their tiny happy faces?

    • Gretchen
      May 3, 2016 at 1:44 pm

      Wow….The intellectual manure runs deep with this one….

      Will you come lie down and fertilize my garden?

  • Sunshine Raindrops
    May 2, 2016 at 6:19 pm

    The last few posts seem so angry. You need to spread Love and happiness. Hurtful words will only bring you sorrow and heartache. Plant a seed today and with a little love and affection it will grow and blossom into a beautiful flower.

  • RSoxGuy
    May 2, 2016 at 6:00 pm

    Looks like his Daddy never said “Son, if youi talk shit on the internet, it never goes away.”

    Ohh and that little boy and Fatty McGee dont even go to UMASS so who the FUCK are they to say what is ok and wat is not in a place that they DONT EVEN FUCKING GO TO?

    • Mightandglory
      May 2, 2016 at 6:56 pm

      That’s my favorite part of this is they went to another school to harass people and are now upset they are being harassed.

  • ProfessorM
    May 2, 2016 at 5:47 pm

    Oh look. Douchebag stalker is back… What do your children do all day when you are stalking turtle boy posters? Why don’t you do us all a favor and swallow some fluoride. A very large amount of fluoride. When your done, forget the number to poison control. 🙂

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      May 2, 2016 at 6:05 pm

      Yes the shit stain is back. Not even the strongest bleach can get rid of it. Stubborn little ass stain…

      Check your Facebook when you get a chance.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    May 2, 2016 at 5:06 pm

    This story reminds me of my college room mate. I hope you read this roomie because Love is magical and I got a taste of the real world when I went down on you.

  • Sunshine Raindrops
    May 2, 2016 at 5:00 pm

    I think it’s disgusting how you call What ‘Triggly’ say’s is hate speech. I hear windmills and rainbows whenever she talks. Only love is the answer. It keeps holding this together.

    • Gretchen
      May 3, 2016 at 1:33 pm

      I thought that “Trigglypuff” was actually a shrill gay guy with a metabolism issue when I first saw the video. He/she/it reminds me of nothing more than an obese baby having a screaming fit in the McDonald’s parking lot (which I’m guessing is it’s second home). *Normal* people witness this kind of behaviour, and turn away and ignore it. Only a psychotic or an idiot reacts with “windmills and rainbows.” And let me tell you, Chica, as a mental health professional: if you’re hearing these kinds of things, you need to get your head examined, because you need medication.

  • Sunshine Raindrops
    May 2, 2016 at 4:32 pm

    Some of you posters are so cruel and obviously lack any form of a college education. Where is your empathy? Do you find it humorous mocking and slandering a young woman simply because she is a critical free thinker? There would be no magniectic nights without the twinkling stars. There would be no parnarical fields of flowers without the nurturing of the honey bee.

  • Bowen Hardcase
    May 2, 2016 at 2:37 pm

    Of course your personal safety is in jeopardy if anyone who has to interact with you for more than 30 seconds wants to punch you in the head…

  • JoeMomma
    May 2, 2016 at 2:11 pm

    I think it’s pretty clear. Nobody is learning anything at Hampshire. The college should be closed and the land developed and returned to the tax rolls. And if you don’t feel safe at UMass…stop trespassing.

  • PuffMama
    May 2, 2016 at 10:26 am

    we need the draft back to get rid of pussies like this who are destroying the country. But it would probably try to dodge it like there boy Bernie did.

    • Finnish Goalie
      May 2, 2016 at 12:13 pm

      How would that deal with the two people in discussion, both women?

  • Maggie the Cat
    May 2, 2016 at 10:17 am

    Poor Jennie. She’s now clinically insane.

  • Lanceman
    May 2, 2016 at 10:08 am

    Love it. A friend posted this in a group on FB.

    You’re not gonna sue his ass for copyright infringement now, right 😉

  • LivesInLowell
    May 2, 2016 at 9:24 am

    Jennie is the herpes of SJWs. The gift that keeps on giving. I particularly liked her bullying tactics of contacting media outlets for creating negative press and escalating demands on Umass if her request weren’t fulfilled by her required deadline. Jennie’s sense of entitlement know no bounds.

    • LivesInLowell
      May 2, 2016 at 9:24 am


  • WormtownorBust
    May 2, 2016 at 9:11 am

    Her and friends show up at an event to harass, heckle, and intimidate the panelists and other attendees.

    Gets upset when the tables get turned on her and her friends.

    I hope she never actually manages to get that law degree.

  • Chris From Georgia
    May 2, 2016 at 9:07 am

    Does my heart good to see these SJW’s get what they deserve!!!

    • BobnMic
      May 3, 2016 at 1:40 am

      Chris – A free ticket may be available. Fasten your seatbelts at all times and note the emergency exit signs. There is a floatation devise under you seat and the drink card will proceed in a moment. Is my skirt tight enough because I can hardly move…

  • May 2, 2016 at 7:31 am

    Epic fisk! On behalf of at least THIS female, thank you!

    These whining offendapotomi are really a symptom of a wider problem – a disease that destroys society – ignorance and ultimately, statism.

    I wrote about it here. Cora Segal a symptom of a deadly disease | The Liberty Zone

    Love your site!!

  • Finnish Goalie
    May 2, 2016 at 7:16 am

    Odds on Her next email bringing the buffalo bruises articles back to the surface?

  • fordsnharleys
    May 2, 2016 at 6:45 am

    This proves God loves Turtleboy, as He has given us a more than suitable replacement for Mosiac.

  • whatevuh
    May 2, 2016 at 5:52 am

    ‘ I now must spend hours on the phone with my attorney’ How is she paying this “attorney” I know from personal experience when you talk to a lawyer, they charge for every fucking minute of their time, as usual, this woman is full of shit. I honestly hope the recipient of her email at Umass doesn’t respond, she will go BONKERS ! It will be epic to see it.

    • Harvey Flanagan
      May 2, 2016 at 8:22 am

      It’s May. Any six figure bureaucrat who answers this email is stupider than I previously gave them credit for. Just wait until the school year ends and let everyone forget about this. Jennie will have an affair with Al Franken this summer and all will return to “normal” in the valley. There’s always something this time of year that gets everyone all riled up. We had the removal of appointed seats back in ’03, the Hobart riots in ’04, and the crocodile on the loose that almost ate Chancellor Holub in ’10.

    • Gretchen
      May 2, 2016 at 11:03 am

      I wondered the same thing. My attorney charges me $370 and hour. And she needs a summer job just so that she can return next year and waste some more time….One wonders indeed.

  • Mark Lederer
    Mark L
    May 2, 2016 at 4:52 am

    This is the best stuff I’ve ever seen. Please keep writing about this. JC once got a ticket for traveling the wrong way down a one way street in reverse. The only reason she got caught was because she hit a car in the process. Kinda weird because I had her pegged as a great driver. And I have a feeling the $959 she got from her insurance company never paid for the repairs to her Subaru.

  • BobnMic
    May 2, 2016 at 12:54 am

    I’m not sure what I just said Fiesty. I just did a shot and all of a sudden I made up a word. I’m going to try and keep it real or at least comprehensible. BUT another glass of champagne should do the trick…

    • BobnMic
      May 2, 2016 at 1:08 am

      Champagne my butt. We’re talkin’ about Beer, Beer and more Beer and shots of jagermeister baby girl!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whew I am so weird.

      • BobnMic
        May 2, 2016 at 5:44 am

        Ok, Back now. Need a bit more sleep but it is good as far as I know. And right now I know nothing. Ask me a question and I’ll say – Huh?

  • BobnMic
    May 2, 2016 at 12:42 am

    Hey Esquire; Did hubby ever fix that kitchen cabinet hinge thingy magingy?

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      May 2, 2016 at 12:50 am

      Yup!! Only took 5 weeks and 13 friendly reminders!

  • BobnMic
    May 2, 2016 at 12:36 am

    In nature.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      May 2, 2016 at 12:41 am

      I know all the tricks!

  • BobnMic
    May 2, 2016 at 12:31 am

    Fiesty for President! That was so fucking classic. It appears very medical.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    May 2, 2016 at 12:16 am

    Rules to bagging a chick like Jennie:

    1. Tell her she’s beautiful while holding a hand on your heart so it looks like you give a fuck about her feelings.

    2. Memorize her phone number.

    3. Paper bag her, but poke holes so she can breathe deeply without fainting.

    4. When it’s time for her to leave recite her phone number perfectly so she thinks you’re going to call her.

    5. Put her number on block.

    6. Unblock number during desperate times.

    7. Rinse and repeat.

    • GoneWest
      May 2, 2016 at 2:29 pm

      Honestly you annoyed me in previous blogs, but you might have just won me over. MIGHT HAVE

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        May 2, 2016 at 3:57 pm

        Want to go on a date? You can spend the evening talking about how much you hate me and I will pretend to listen with great sincerity. I will laugh at all of your jokes and you can feel all warm and fuzzy inside like I have tickled your penis with a feather under the table. Match made in heaven!!

        Seriously… I’m not everyone’s cup of tea and I’m okay with that. I can be offensive but I’m always honest! The part where you wrote “ALMOST” was a nice touch, made me giggle! Welcome to the dark side…

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          May 2, 2016 at 3:59 pm

          Oops. I meant “MIGHT HAVE” not “ALMOST”

        • GoneWest
          May 2, 2016 at 10:10 pm

          You’re talking like I’m a non-closer. So you’re married- just because there’s a goalie it doesn’t mean I can’t score.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            May 2, 2016 at 10:40 pm

            I gave you a thumbs up because that was not the response I expected….lol.

            I will give you the benefit of the doubt on your closing skills… Wouldn’t work on me, though! Safe to assume we will never have dinner then?

            Glad you’re warming up to me!

  • BobnMic
    May 1, 2016 at 11:46 pm

    These kids were not born assholes. They were taught that.

  • BobnMic
    May 1, 2016 at 11:45 pm

    Boy Jennie looks beat down.

  • BobnMic
    May 1, 2016 at 11:40 pm

    . An unrealistic view of the world. Where the fuck did this come from?

  • BobnMic
    May 1, 2016 at 11:39 pm

    “Imaginary delusions ” The best quote and the most realistic. I can’t pounce on these kids. I think there is a serious degree of mental instability.

  • BobnMic
    May 1, 2016 at 11:36 pm

    What garbage this turned out to be.

  • BobnMic
    May 1, 2016 at 11:35 pm

    Awe fuck you I had a good response you fucking assholes.

  • UsualSuspect
    May 1, 2016 at 11:27 pm

    What a verbose tool bag. Shut the fuck up Jennie. You yell and carry on trying to prevent free speech, then bitch about backlash? You are not special! I have an idea, watch Last Alaskans. That is the type of place you should move to. Enjoy your safe space!

    • Harvey Flanagan
      May 2, 2016 at 8:18 am

      Well done. I think you may be the first person to use the term “verbose tool bag”

      And that pretty much sums her up

  • Not a Dyke
    May 1, 2016 at 11:01 pm

    You’re violating my right to a safe space!!!!!!!!!

  • Wabbitt
    May 1, 2016 at 11:01 pm

    I love how she claims to respect free speech, but acts in an utterly contradictory manner.

    And she’s going to Vice. LOL They’re so far to the left that they’d consider me the second coming of Ronald Reagan.

  • MrButthurt
    May 1, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    I have to admit I would hit it. LOL

    • Jay
      May 1, 2016 at 10:58 pm

      Bring a machete, you’ll have to brave the jungle. I’d bet anything she thinks shaving is patriarchal oppression.

    • GoneWest
      May 2, 2016 at 2:31 pm

      Jennie if you’re looking for a safe space, it’s between my sheets and you’re welcome any time.

    • Azygos
      May 2, 2016 at 8:30 pm

      Probably a lot of immature butthurtflys buzzing around it.

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