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So at UMass tonight there was a three person panel of of conservative speakers – Christina Hoff Sommers, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Steven Crowder. Never heard of any of these people before tonight, but will definitely be following them going forward. Crowder is a Canadian comedian who clearly gives no fucks about your feelings. Sommers is a REAL feminist who has major beefs with what the short haired angry chirpers have done to real feminism. Milo is a gay British guy who became controversial after he started a scholarship for white men and said that transgenderism is a mental disease.
The panel they put on is called ‘The Triggering: Has Political Correctness Gone Too Far?”and it’s got hippies all fired up. Because to them, there is no such thing as political correctness. They have the right to shut down any speech that they deem to be “hateful.” Clearly the goal of this panel was for these three to give their politically incorrect opinions on a variety of topics and watch as as dumbass ideological college students prove their point for them by trying to censor them. And that’s exactly what happened every time one of them tried to make a valid point:
Here’s the two hours of awesomeness if you’ve got the time:
That. Was. Awesome. So many great one liners. So many hippie beatdowns.
Loved when some hippie in the crowd started yelling at Christina Sommers and this happened:
“Stop treating us like children.” “Stop acting like children and I’ll stop treating you like children.” Fantastic.
Milo was just too funny for words:
Spit my coffee out when I heard him say that.
Steven Crowder might be my new hero. Just annihilating the souls of social justice warriors with harsh, unregulated truths:
“You’re fighting for the right to be a pussy, and not hear opinions you don’t like.”
That quote right there sums up everything that is true about social justice warriors and college protesting hippie troglodytes.
This was another good one:
“I’m not sure you gender studies professor who has to cater to your trigger warning, microagression, safe space bullshit.”
Loved Crowder’s response to the question about hate speech:
“When does free speech become hate speech? Yea, that’s a silly question, hate speech is a figment of your imagination. If someone says something you don’t like you don’t get to call it hate speech.”
Then of course when the kid in the tank top who has the world all figured out at the age of 20 told the panel, “shame on you,” it led to one of the most epic roastings that only a gay man could deliver:
“Shame on your stylist darling.”
Then there was this nudnik:
“Let me just say, ‘fuck Trump, black lives matter.”
This is coming from a kid who CLEARLY has never had a black person over for dinner, and OBVIOUSLY is angry at the word because he is a 20 year old virgin. Obviously.
There was a lot of epic commentary during the Q&A, particularly from this guy:
“How long did it take to soak those chairs in the blood of Muslims and rape survivors, and how does it feel to be sitting in those chairs?
Yea, these are people who can be reasoned with. Definitely.
And when all else fails, just tell them to shut the fuck up:
You just can’t negotiate with these morons. Their opinions are a joke. Their lives are a joke. They’re fascists. And this is what they do to a dignified woman who has spent her entire career as a democrat:
They yell at her because she doesn’t buy into their ridiculous bullshit.
Nothing more satisfying than watching social justice warriors getting destroyed by facts and logic. Naturally these terrorists tried to shut this event down before it even began. Just check out the shitshow on the Facebook page for this event:
Oh yea, because a woman and a gay conservative guy aren’t diverse enough. Do you realize how rare is to get two people who fit that criteria on the same stage at the same time?
And here’s a trigger warning – NO JOKES!!!
These people are the worst people on earth. They’re just so not fun at all. While everyone else is having a good time and enjoying life these people are telling us what we can and cannot laugh at. It was so refreshing to watch them be told to sit down and shut the fuck up.
Here’s the thing. We don’t all have to agree, but we should be able to agree to disagree. So when this kid offered a different way of looking at things, you would think he would be applauded:
Seems like a rational, mature, adult way to handle speech that you disagree with. Naturally he was attacked by people who thought he wasn’t radical enough:
They seem nice. Sure they could just not go to the event, or even have their own event, but they just can’t stand the fact that somewhere out there someone might be saying something they disagree with. Jake Bison and Elan Goldman are some real winners:
Then there’s Jennie Chenkin:
“Cisheteropatriarchal.” I’m blown away by some of these words they make up on college campuses. The more syllables the smarter they feel. They do this because everything they stand for is baseless, so they think they can make you think they’re actually smart because they make up these words you’ve never heard of. Don’t be fooled though, it’s all just meaningless bullshit.
These students were passing out a flier beforehand, stating that political correctness is really just protecting vulnerable students from “violent language”:
But of course the problem with that is that language can’t be violent. Ya know, because sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you. But then again, our parents didn’t give us trophies for coming in last place, and this generation never received the butthurt vaccine because their parents are all a bunch of hipster anti-vaxers who have trained their kids to believe that they’re never wrong. And according to Jennie this was just something that white “cis” men were taught:
A “cis” man is who believes his penis belongs to him. She’s got political correctness down to a mathematical science:
This right here is the resume of someone who will be working at Starbucks for the rest of her life:
A political theory major, going to an expensive private school three states away. She’ll graduate with a useless degree, no skills, no ability to blend with other people, and tons of debt. Then she’ll whine about how unfair America is and blame it all on Cisheteropatriarchy before selling out because she wants to buy a house and have real health insurance.
But there is actually hope out there. I’m pretty sure this young woman helped organize this event, and Turtleboy may or may not be in love again:
Anyway, I wish we knew about this event beforehand. Would’ve been a great excuse to go back to UMass and do some hippie watching. During my five years at the Zoo I never once went to one of these things because I was too busy doing what normal college kids do – drinking beer, ripping the bong, and trying to remember the name of the girl I was just talking to for half an hour. But these stiff don’t do any of that stuff because no one wants them at parties. Because they’re downers and losers. So this is what they do instead. This is how they waste what is supposed to be the best four years of their life. And they finally got put in their place for the first time and they don’t know how to react to it. All is right with the universe once again.
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