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Last night we blogged about the legendary beatdown that social justice warriors receiver at UMass from the panel of Christina Hoff Sommers, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Steven Crowder. If you haven’t watched it yet, seriously, stop what you’re doing and take the next 90 minutes off:
Could watch that a million times and never get tired of it. Anyway, one of the people who was shouting down those speakers as they attempted to state their opinions was a woman named Jennie Chenkin, who attends Hampshire College. Basically she was posting stuff like this all over The Triggerging’s event page:
LOL. Silly hippies. This is like the Nathan Pickens argument for angry feministos. Only a certain type of people are capable of being racist AND sexist. They even learned about it in their gender studies class and have a link to share with you.
Anyway, she wasn’t too happy that we posted this comment she made on Facebook on our previous blog:
“Cisheteropatriarchal.” Still amazed with how she came up with that word. Anyway, she apparently anointed herself a Facebook Internet lawyer and determined that screenshotting her public commentary violates copyright law:
This poor thing actually believes we need her consent to reproduce things she wrote on Facebook:
Love it. These people have zero shame making up these arbitrary rules and laws as they go along. They live in an imaginary world where you have to be nice to them all the time. Reality is not going to be their friend.
Anyway, we love Internet lawsuits and haven’t had one in a while. So we told her about this, and she said she’s adding it to her massive civil action:
Jennie isn’t messing around. You can’t quote things that she voluntarily put on a public Facebook group. Facebook is private, everyone knows that, especially lawyers. And Jennie has an Internet lawyer on retainer just for situations like this:
Yea, she definitely consulted with her attorney. Because people who were born in 1995 all have their lawyers on speed dial in case someone criticizes them by quoting something they wrote on the Internet.
Well we spoke with our team of Internet lawyers and they needed to get in contact with her Internet lawyers for full disclosure. When we asked her for their contact information we were informed that this was “harassment.”
Hippie logic: she has the right to call people racist and threaten with lawsuits, but when people respond to her this is “harassing her.” The sad part is she actually believes this. Because colleges are teaching these losers that they have a right to an imaginary safe space where people can’t criticize them. Sure, she could just walk away from the computer or stop responding, but she shouldn’t have to censor herself. Only people who disagree with her should be censored.
Yea, we’ll get right on that. Then someone came along and told her to calm down. She responded like a real adult:
Nuh-uh!!! Jennie started it!!!
Finally Jennie cut off communication on the advice of counsel:
Guess this will just have to be settled in Internet court!!! Maybe Gordon Davis can take her on as part of his massive $153,000 lawsuit against Turtleboy Sports INC, which of course is a company that does not exist. Then her and Gordy can share their war stories about that time Turtleboy used their own words and actions against them!!!
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Name: Jennie Chenkin
State: New Jersey
Driver’s License No: c2151 08637 12912
SSN: 141-83-1917
DOB: 9-14-1994
Take this down, I didn’t like what she did but doxxing her is a scumbag thing to do
Here’s a link to “Massachusetts General Laws Section 43A”, which has nothing to do with defamation or libel. It’s about town meetings. https://malegislature.gov/Laws/GeneralLaws/PartI/TitleVII/Chapter43A
“I called my [made up] lawyer and *HE* confirmed” Did we miss this? Her imaginary lawyer was given a MALE PRONOUN!
Michael = Jennie
Ha. You couldn’t be more hopelessly wrong. One of the hallmark characteristics of ignorance is a closed mind. Believe what you will but remember that beliefs and facts are two different things.
Where has Spurts been?
Crying in the fetal position because Mosaic isn’t there to assuage his white guilt.
Thank you to Fiestylawyerlady for some of the most epic comments ever.
Hahaha… Do I get a prize? I like candy but not in a “inconspicuous van driver” kind of way! 🙂
It’s funny how these Facebook accounts disappear after being exposed on TBS.
Exposed???? You clearly need to look up that word in the dictionary, my ignorant friend.
Michael = Jennie
Now she’s gonna tell you you’re dumb and ignorant because her college education didn’t come with more insults, just complaints
You couldn’t be more hopelessly wrong. Alas, a big element of ignorance is a closed mind. Believe what you want to believe but remember that there is a difference between a belief and a fact. Don’t confuse the two.
BINGO!
I proudly embrace my cisheterowhateverthefuckthisdryscabbedtwatwaffle accused people like me of being
Love your blog being a woosta kid. You are in the same position as Howard Stern. Who is The King of all Media. Turtle haters read as much if not more than the Riders. Hate it so much… Don’t read it. Same position Stern was in. Haters listened longer than the fans. Love your blog. Look forward to it daily. Tiurtle on an go Celts!
Seems like “spelling challenged” is epidemic on this blog. In fact , I’ll bet this blog was supposed to be spelled Turd-le Boy to reflect the endearing qualities of its owners, writers, and fans.
So triggered!!
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/918/226/317.jpg
Fucking tiggered…
Hampshire is as close to a college as McDonalds is to fine dining……..
Show me your GED….oh, you didn’t earn it yet. So sorry!
Should the blog be expecting on-going contributions or a one time fling?
Bwahahahaha! It’s a one time fling. She’s mad about the article, and she would have had her boyfriend comment, but she hasn’t equipped her detachable shower head with voice command technology yet, hence, Michael.
Hahahahaha…. the last sentence killed me!
Yo! I cut out of my job down south cuz they told me in Mass everything is free if you a minority. SHOW me the money dog.
I was born in 1995 and I have Salerno in my phone as a lawyer
DUI’s much?
Yo! Where am all the white women at?
Not to disrespect Mass law, but as an actual lawyer let me point out some things that are well known. First, hte elements of defamation include falsity, so a straight screenshot could not possibly pass muster as libel or defamation under NY Times v. Sullivan as it is, by definition, true. Commentary is also afforded blanket immunity from libel prosecution, criminal or civil. If your lawyer is out of diapers, your lawyer knows this. Second, as to copyright, quoting short snippets for purposes of commentary is known as fair use. It’s in all the legal dictionaries, and the law is well settled. As is the rule that a specious claim exposes a plaintiff to a counter-motion to recover attorney’s fees.
Jebus Tim, WTF you trying to do here??? It’s imperative you not use logic or fact on a particular portion of the public, it totally fucks up their heads. All we need is SJW even more messed up in the head.
Thanks for your cooperation. 😉
Yes, logic is incomprehensible to those who fancy this worthless excuse for any literary merit.
Jennie – stop acting like such a cunt.
Spoken like a person with an IQ of 70 and someone who has no life.
Dear Zac Bears,
Jennie is not going to sleep with you, no matter how much you try to white knight for her.
Sincerely,
-Wormtown
Turtleboy is really talented at creating more subjects for the show “The internet ruined my life”
I love this kind of stuff. Her “attorney” better read up on how Facebook works… (and the real world, for that matter)
https://www.facebook.com/help/203805466323736
The best part of this is: Mass General Law Section 43A governs “”Standard Form of Representative Town Meeting Governmen”.
She was citing Chapter 265 43(a).
See, these are the times I DIE to use my FB on the TBS page. I want to post a pdf version of a 258e form and send this silly bitch on her way! Can someone do it for me?
Fuck it… I will just use my 2nd account that I torture friends and family with by sending double the amount of candy crush and WSOP game requests. The most info you will get out of that is a clear shot of my drunken lazy eye and frizzy hair.
I’m feeling risky.
Proof you have no brain. Otherwise you wouldn’t need anyone to do it for you.
Listen Mikey poo. You seem like you’re a little slow. Get out of here while you’re still in one piece. I’m not against fisting a man in his ass if he annoys me enough. I will wear every fucking ring I own, too.
Wow. That was brutal. I’m sober and in a good mood too what’s wrong with me?
Great reply to the troll. However i would just ignore him. He’s obviuosly starving for attention.
The more you rant, the more we see the depths of your ignorance. Please continue!!
Jennie is that you? I think it is! Want a hug you sensitive lil’ cutie patootie? You are kind of cute in an awkward way. Why ruin that with your personality?
I need my sleep… I don’t want to look like a monster in the morning. Good night!
~Muah ~
I see why his user name is Michael; he’s Michael Jackson! Which explains why he keeps calling everything ignorant.
Probably reading his comments to himself in falsetto. “No… no… that’s ignorant…”
Oh my God Wabbit……………LMAO! A much needed laugh after such a shitty day!
The more you rant, the more we see the depth and breadth of your lack of education. Please show us some more!
Another precious little flower that needs her safe space. Jennie is just another example of how these little trolls become relevant by claiming they have been wronged in some way. Do any of these kids actually do any school work or are they just professional complainers??
A truly ignorant comment. Please tell us more so we can enjoy the depth of your ignorance.
All rise, the internet court is now in session. The Honorable Judge Habeas Corpus presiding. Fiestylawyerlady please address the court.
I don’t know whether I should laugh or be insulted. Since I’m not a sissy, I will laugh. Don’t get too comfortable with your shenanigans, though…
P.S. I will be in court on Friday. If you can pick me out from the crowd I will buy you an overpriced omelette at the cafe across the street. Just promise not to talk too much. I enjoy company with minimal conversation. I got shit to do and need to run by 10:50am. No time for a chatty kathy on my life.
You must be her lawyer
8====D~~
Gawd I hate Emo-Pussies…
You are clearly confused—she is NOT your mother.
Better Call Saul!
Better yet, call COB .
Chick needs to get laid
That would be disastrous for the guy laying the pipe.
I’m going to go out on a limb and and guess that broad isn’t really down with cock
You’d never know since you are probably incapable of getting hard.
Since you can’t get it up, how will you ever know?
Nameless morons simply show their ignorance with comments like this.
I can see it now…
“I didn’t cum. That means he raped me!”
I can confirm, I nailed this bitch and trust me… She loves to get fucked. too bad she hasn’t learned her place yet.
Your name says it all….Assmaster indeed!!!
Yup I get all the ass. I’m the ass master.
Wouldn’t expect a more intelliget comment than that from you, you ignorant moron who probably was born with ED.
Kind of repetitive there. Obviously a moron would be ignorant.
But I guess when you’re that obsessed with thinking about dick, you can’t help but be crass and inarticulate.
Genius, you’re response proves my point. Look the words up in a dictionary or thesaurus. ….if you know what those things are…
Can’t be more original than that, can you?
damn dude, that’s like the fourth comment you’ve made about how well another man’s junk works. You really are obsessed with it aren’t you? Bet you are just drooling thinking about all that cock
Well, genius, if you’d like to believe that there’s not much I can do. Enjoy your fantasies.
It has been a while. Will the members on the Facebook page be co-defendants?
CHAPTER 43A
STANDARD FORM OF REPRESENTATIVE
TOWN MEETING GOVERNMENT
You need a better lawyer…….try finding one with an actual degree
https://malegislature.gov/Laws/GeneralLaws/PartI/TitleVII/Chapter43A