Panhandlers Rubbing Bellies Of Pregnant Chicks At Millbury Mall Entrance Are Actually Pretty Brilliant

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A turtle rider sent us this video of what appears to be proof that the panhandling game just got picked up a notch. I shit you not, they are now bringing pregnant hobos to intersections with them and rubbing their bellies. It was sent to us in a Google Doc and we can’t figure out how to embed it. So watch it here

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This is what Worcester Tracy Novick has done to the City of Worcester, and now it’s spread to Millbury. This is what “free speech” looks like. In reality it’s become the free market for junkies. And in a free market a pregnant chick has more value than a sweaty ugly dude from the Hotel Vernon. Plus, the brilliance of the marketing scheme of claiming real estate at the light headed towards the Shoppes at Blackstone Valley can’t be understated. Mo morons, mo money. Simple math. And as we all know, there are a never ending supply of morons ready to give these people drug money because it makes them feel like they’re giving to charity.


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30 Comment(s)
  • New guy
    August 1, 2016 at 1:18 pm

    Oh yea, it must run well. I know the sissy bar requirement might sound strange,but I don’t want Fiesty to fall off when I do wheelies.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      August 1, 2016 at 1:37 pm

      Lmfao! I haven’t rode sissy bars since I was a child. That didn’t end well, I fell off and scraped my face like a loser.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        August 1, 2016 at 1:41 pm

        Wait you mean sissy bars on motorcycles lol! I was thinking sissy bars on a bike. I always referred to bikes with rounded steering as sissy bars. I had to look up sissy bars for motorcycles. They do look weak!

        • Reddog
          August 1, 2016 at 9:44 pm

          Guys with bikes with the rounded bars were sissys,not the bars themselves. Thank god for google.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            August 1, 2016 at 10:54 pm

            At least you know what I was talking about!!! Lol… Cut me slack, I was already confused on the first comment… slow brain day! 🙂

          • BobnMic
            August 1, 2016 at 11:54 pm

            Question: Why is it that you find the need to 98% of the time NOT read and/or comment on the articles but post some bimbo shit then immediately give yourself a thumbs up? I mean, you brought this whole thumb thing to my attention which seems to be (or actually is) the world to you and God forbid if someone disagrees with you there Lloyd (dba Fiesty).

            Your insatiable delusions of grandeur are really running it’s course. You are one sick twisted fuck. Did I hammer you when I called out your bluff? No I did not. But what happens after that? You pull a classic nutty like only you can do. You appreciate nothing and no one. All you are is a classless hate machine ready to explode.

            And the sooner the better for all of us trying to have some fun here with TBS. Classic Social Justice Warrior you are. So classic.

  • New guy
    August 1, 2016 at 1:15 pm

    Is it the “k” model? Does it have the stock exhaust or a 4 int 1? Does it have a sissy bar? Is it a 79 model? If you can answer yes to these questions, I’d be interested at about $500.

  • New guy
    August 1, 2016 at 12:43 am

    Is that BobnMic?

    • Dave Marsden
      August 1, 2016 at 1:02 am

      Nah. My bro is heavyset like me. He lives with mama in the concrete basement downstairs. Sellin’ my Honda CB 750 for $1,900 you interested?

  • Tom
    July 31, 2016 at 12:57 pm

    Great idea send all panhandlers to the towns

  • Diamond Joe Quimby
    July 31, 2016 at 10:56 am

    To do my part in getting rid of panhandling in Worcester, I am going to let the panhandlers in on a little tip by telling them to go to Holden and panhandle; that’s where the real money is. #makeworcestergreatagain

    • turtle artist
      July 31, 2016 at 1:14 pm

      We’re supposed to send them over to tracy’s tax-free west side glory hole first.

  • Kerry
    July 30, 2016 at 11:27 pm

    There’s a woman every morning at Dunkin donuts lower Grafton street next to Cumberland farms asking people for a coffee and donuts, she states Please I’m PRaeGNANT ,

  • Anthony "Gas Pipe" Casso
    July 30, 2016 at 11:12 pm

    Well said Wormtown. Avoid the area, and the money flow stops.

  • Wormtown Refugee
    July 30, 2016 at 10:53 pm

    Third world. I no longer do business at any mall, shops, etc., that allow and permit this as the “welcome”. The descent of Worcester into the cesspool, now including Millbury, escalates.

  • Z
    July 30, 2016 at 10:40 pm

    That isn’t the first sighting of these two clowns, they’re working the city. And they might as well be union workers- these jackasses are pulling shift changes all over the city. The only thing worse than the panhandling is the fools giving them money. You want to feel good about making a donation? Then give to legit organizations that are funding shelters and veterans services. The money isn’t funding the liquor store or a drug dealer.

    BTW, i got stuck through 2 light changes at the corner of Melrose Street and Lincoln Street tonight because of the fools giving money to the shit birds working that corner. Who can beat me to the punch and post at pic of a license plate at this spot on Turtleboy?

  • Joe Max
    July 30, 2016 at 7:03 pm

    Accident waiting to happen. Sooner or later one of the street beggars, will be hit by a car. Just a matter of time !

  • ABCD
    July 30, 2016 at 6:11 pm

    Soon they’ll be carrying babies and holding up an empty baby bottle or have their kids run up and tap on car windows.

    • turtle artist
      July 31, 2016 at 1:12 pm

      Nah, that’s when someone will call DCF… and you know how they run these days too.

  • Waffles
    July 30, 2016 at 5:13 pm

    I saw that guy yesterday dancing and singing running to all 4 corners at the intersection going to Walmart. He was obviously high as a kite and we aren’t talking about weed!! He was running up to cars at the lights singing at them. How is this legal? If I did that in the privacy of my house is get beaten and arrested!!

    • GMC
      July 30, 2016 at 7:03 pm

      Ask Tracy Novick.

  • Fatfingr Lou
    July 30, 2016 at 4:04 pm

    “at the light headed towards the Shoppes at Blackstone Valley”

    Not to quibble, but is sounds better if edited: “AS the light headed GO towards the Shoppes at Blackstone Valley”

    • Ap
      July 30, 2016 at 4:22 pm

      I think that sounds worse

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      July 30, 2016 at 4:42 pm

      Um… am I missing something here? That makes no sense.

      • Makefartsgreatagain
        July 31, 2016 at 12:23 am

        Yea…you are missing Bob…

        • BobnMic
          July 31, 2016 at 12:58 am

          No she is now (Fiesty no lawyer and nothing lady) now referred as Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber as more dumb than dumb can become.

          And now fake ProfessorM as Harry.

          Keep it up cup cakes. we laugh here.

  • Just Wondering
    July 30, 2016 at 2:50 pm

    Since the property at the corners belong to the town or city, can’t they charge rent for them?. If the panhandlers have to pay rent, maybe they will find another way.

  • Turd Burglestein
    July 30, 2016 at 2:48 pm

    The smart hobo would buy a fake pregnancy strap on stomach and make his girl wear it.

    • Cocomom
      July 31, 2016 at 4:40 am

      I really wish she was faking her pregnancy. The reality of a real child is too horrible to contemplate. That baby is doomed. Poor, poor baby. Why do these degenerates have to compound the tragedy by bringing children into their F’d up lives?? It pisses me off.

    • Reddog
      August 1, 2016 at 12:37 am

      Turd,where do you buy such a device?

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