Triggered SJW Berating Lyft Driver For Offensive Hoola Girl Gets Dumped On The Side Of The Road In Hilarious Video

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Daily Wire: Rebel Media commentator Lauren Southern uploaded a video she was anonymously sent showing an insane Social Justice Warrior (redundant) laying into her driver for having a classic dashboard hoola girl displayed in his car. 

The “vocal-fried” SJW in question is a woman named Annaliese Nielsen, the founder of “Girls Night In,” a secretive and selective women’s community which she described to ABC News as an exclusive online sorority. Apparently these women enjoy going out, having a few cocktails, and then hunting for males who will undoubtedly offend them in some SJW rage-inducing way. 

In the video (below), which she recorded herself, Nielson begins her self-righteous rant on the evils of hoola girl knickknacks by telling the driver, “You thought that was adorable? You didn’t think about the pillaging of the like, continent of Hawaii?”

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The clip continues with Nielson claiming she’s extremely offended by the doll, calling out the driver’s “white privilege,” and then hilariously threatening the driver that she’s going to do worse than give him a one-star review: she’s going to publish this video on the now defunct Gawker website and ruin his life by turning him into a “meme.”

Eventually another passenger in the car calls Nielson’s over-blown reaction pathetic, which only fires her up more to argue with the driver, calling him a “selfish dumbass idiot.”

Finally, the driver’s patience runs out, he boots her from the car, and speeds away like the Road Runner from Wile E. Coyote.  Nielson has presumably started to realize the error of her ways because she deleted her Twitter account and created a new one under another name. Someone quickly snagged her previous handle and has turned her original page into a glorious parody of her. 

Let me start by saying that I LOVE that people are fighting back against SJW’s. I feel like all the blogs are worth it when I see stuff like this. People are sick and tired of the bullshit. They’re sick and tired of being told that everything is offensive by nudniks who think Hawaii is a continent. This guy could’ve made more money by continuing to be polite as this dipshit called him a racist, but he decided to do the only thing a man can do when he’s dealing with a crazy chick like this – drop her ass off in the middle of nowhere.

The best part is how she was convinced that HE was gonna look like the bad guy when this went viral. Like, she was really certain that not only was she in the right, but she had encountered this completely unreasonable caricature of a man who would be mocked by millions as soon as she uploaded it. That’s how delusional SJW’s are.

Gotta love how she said he was gonna be on Gawker too. LOL. You remember Gawker right? They’re the far left smut site that lost everything to Hulk Hogan in court and no longer operates. Their following was the largest gathering of obnoxious, elitist, snarky, sarcastic, white social justice warriors ever assembled. She was obviously one of them, and she ate that shit up. But even most Gawker readers would probably watch this video and be like……nah.

And if you didn’t watch the video in the recent bio on her “Girls Night In” club on ABC News, it’s pretty hilarious. Basically they’ve formed a group of pretentious, wealthy, mostly white girls who whine about their problems. They range from 18-40, and none of them are married because…..obviously. And of course they review and screen who can come into the group. No fat chicks though. But don’t be fooled – Annaliese is the oppressed one!!

Anyway, according to her latest Facebook rant, she is unapologetic:


He was rude and I started an argument with him trying to explain to him that a “Hawaiian girl” bobble head doll is akin to a black face mammy and maybe not the finest item to keep in his car.”

No. Just no. I get what she’s trying to say, but there is zero history of white people using Hawaiian girls to mock their race as blackface has been used to mock black people historically. It’s just an SJW looking for something to be offended by. It’s one of the most ridiculous reaches in the history of faux outrage.

And just for the record, Hawaii got a great deal out of imperialism. Hawaii was a kingdom before we called dibs on them. But unlike the horrible things America did to people in the Philippines, or to Indians on the Great Plains, the Hawaiians were annexed without a fight. And at the end of the day they got what is probably the most valuable thing America can give to a foreign land – statehood. This gives Hawaiian people American citizenship, which is something millions of people are willing to die for in order to get into this country. They get pork from the federal government, military protection, and tax revenue from the other 49 states.

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The Hawaiian  economy is vibrant. The unemployment rate is under 3%. They make billions of dollars a year exporting coffee, macadamia nuts, pineapple, livestock, sugarcane and honey. They are the #1 state in the country for tourism. They are in the upper third for per capita income. The current President of the United States was born there.

All I’m saying is, if you wanna see what a country that America did NOT imperialize looks like, take a trip to Jamaica sometime. And I’m not talking about staying at Sandals Negril. I mean drive around that island’s magical roads, then compare it to Hawaii. You’ll see just how good the “pillaging of the continent of Hawaii” was for them.

Anyway, the real victim of oppression in that video was white people. That annoying chick is Asian. And here she is appropriating white valley girl culture. I don’t know if I’ll ever truly be able to get over this microaggression.


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29 Comment(s)
  • Captain Insano
    August 31, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    I’d throat punch her just because she and practically all white females her age say ‘like’ every third fucking word…

  • cocomom
    August 31, 2016 at 7:14 pm

    First, I HATE her obnoxious SJW voice, they all sound alike. And there are seven continents on planet Earth, Hawaii isn’t one of them.
    PS: I wish he ran her over ..

  • Wabbitt
    August 31, 2016 at 6:58 pm

    This all boils down to the third-wave feminist (aka Tumblrina) mindset of, “Oh you’re white and male? And there’s something you enjoy? Hold on – let me tell you why it’s problematic.”

  • Gunnar Wolpe
    August 31, 2016 at 4:40 pm

    Minor point, but it is usually spelled “hula”.

  • Mediocrity
    August 31, 2016 at 7:49 am

    Reddit ripped this chick.

  • Reddog
    August 30, 2016 at 11:43 pm

    Hopefully the dashboard hoola hoop factory doesn’t get damaged when these two hurricanes hit the continent later this week.

  • ProfessorM
    August 30, 2016 at 11:36 pm

    I really do not like this woman. I think I would last all of fifteen seconds in a room with her before someone would be bailing me out. Congrats to the driver and the passenger. They handled themselves far nicer than I would have.

  • Turd Burglestein
    August 30, 2016 at 6:04 pm

    This is the personification of everything hilliary clinton’s campaign is based on. Remember this shit and vote Trump.

    • Sal Monella
      August 30, 2016 at 10:00 pm

      Vote early and often! Trump 2016! Cheat like a Democrat!

  • Steven Stover
    August 30, 2016 at 5:45 pm

    At the end she cackles just like Hillary.

    August 30, 2016 at 4:50 pm



  • Sickofitall
    August 30, 2016 at 4:34 pm

    Another fine product of left leaning schooling……..we’re fucked!

  • Independent Thinker
    August 30, 2016 at 4:30 pm

    What a stupid, stupid girl. What gives these SJWs the right to constantly demand someone’s name. Is it to intimidate them?

    Just another reason for voting for Trump and putting an end to all this PC/SJW BA.

  • TiredOfThisCrap
    August 30, 2016 at 4:22 pm

    Like Oh Mah Gawd! Seriously like, don’t you get it, like, I want to be offended in order to talk with such, like, disdain in my voice. You know… Like Oh mah gawd you are such an idiot!

    It’s people like her who get in the way and retard the process of having an educated sounding generation. She sounds like a rich ass bitch, childish above, whose clearly a nasty little lush. Like.. Seriously!!!

    • August 30, 2016 at 7:54 pm

      I’d have launched her ass out of my car so fucking fast, with her video phone following. Stupid whinny asshole.
      I couldn’t even listen to her whinny voice, can anyone imagine waking up to that every morning ” like “.

  • NFWay
    August 30, 2016 at 4:02 pm

    Holy shit, what an obnoxious bitch! I can’t believe people like that have no clue how fucking ridiculous they are! I wish my life was that perfect where I need to stretch that far to find something to get pissed about. Talk about First World Problems!

    • August 30, 2016 at 7:50 pm

      Well said.

    • SJWs need a real life
      August 31, 2016 at 5:59 am

      Every so-called SJW needs to spend a year in one of the African countries where REAL social problems exist. I’d love to see one break into a speech when a 250 lb mandingo is eyeing here up for some fun.

  • Mike
    August 30, 2016 at 3:58 pm

    Continent of Hawaii, evidently she fail geography.

  • KimberlyS
    August 30, 2016 at 3:56 pm

    Even if she had a valid point (which, of course, is ridiculous), it would have been completely undercut by her continuous use of the word, “like”. I think that word can be the most irritating word in the English language when used improperly.

  • Sal Monella
    August 30, 2016 at 3:27 pm

    Very well educated, smarter than me! Hell I didn’t know Hawaii was a continent! I thought it is an island, or to be correct a chain of islands.

    I’m going back to 8th grade geography class. Or maybe this dumb shit should,

    What a whiny bitch.

    • Bill
      August 30, 2016 at 3:32 pm

      Look up “Congressman Hank Johnson fears Guam will tip over”…

      They’re everywhere… even in Congress…

      • Sal Monella
        August 30, 2016 at 9:59 pm

        Hank Johnson is a dumb black man elected by dumb black people. Is he still in Congress? When I went to Guam it didn’t tip over, felt like a solid volcanic island. I even jumped up and down on the beach in Agana.

        Stupid product of the ghetto. This is why education is so important.

    • Patrick
      August 30, 2016 at 7:48 pm

      Well said, I couldn’t agree more.

  • AJ
    August 30, 2016 at 3:21 pm

    Another SJW proving something……how stupid she is……same storyline every time. Picked a fight with someone over nothing while recording it. Then she tries to enlist another passenger and gets shot down. Like every other SJW, there’s one high point where the “warrior” starts swearing and verbally abusing the victim. this is usually the point where they know their about to lose the battle they started for their “cause”. We saw it last week when the British Indian (I still laugh when I say that) accused some poor guy of sexual harassment in Seattle, where she was dumb enough to make a video that proves she was the aggressor in that situation….

    Give it a rest SJWs, how many more videos do you need that prove you do nothing but cause problems?

  • Insane SJW chic
    August 30, 2016 at 3:06 pm

    It’s the real life SNL “Girl at a party you wish you hadn’t started a conversation with”!

    For every 5 people who are hungry, there are 5 people who are too full… Just switch stomachs.

    Did you know there are homeless people out there who can’t even pay their own mortgages… Really…

    There are high school seniors who can’t even point to India on a map of Africa… Sad.

    Newsflash… People who are orphans are more than twice as likely to not have parents… Esactly.

    You need to think about that…

    • Wtf
      August 30, 2016 at 6:14 pm

      Da Fuq?

  • Tech-challenged
    August 30, 2016 at 2:55 pm

    Where is the video link?

    • KimberlyS
      August 30, 2016 at 4:25 pm

      You can watch it on YouTube – here’s the ID


      Or you can search YouTube by her name, Annaliese Nielsen assaults Lyft driver (RAW Footage

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