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A turtle rider sent us these pictures and they really grind Turtleboy’s gears. A couple local muffs were holding a sign about a sob story where they ran out of gas:
Whenever you see someone with a sign like that you should assume they’re lying. So let me get this straight – you were out of gas, but you carry around a black marker and a cardboard sign in your vehicle? Then instead of calling someone you know and asking for a ride, you decided to stand in traffic and beg for gas money? Definitely.
Of course Turtleboy knows they’re full of shit because he’s seen it all before. They’re not looking for people like us. Oh no, they are there to prey on the most vulnerable people – the elderly. And they got exactly what they wanted:
I wanna punch both of them right in ovaries. This poor lady is just trying to be nice. She assumes the best of everyone and these people exploit it so they can buy more drugs. This is no different than snatching the purse right off of her shoulders. Of course their defenders will blame it on their addictions, because nothing is ever anyone’s fault anymore. You can be a complete degenerate and steal money from old people, but as long as you do heroin you get a free pass. Makes sense.
If you see either of these two people then do everyone a favor and throw a strawberry flavored milkshake all over them.
P.S. Don’t even know where this happened because the turtle rider who sent it to us didn’t mention that. We’d message him back but he sent it to one of our suspended pages. Make sure to like and follow the Turtleboy Safe Space while we ride out our suspensions on main page and our backup page.
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